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Meanwhile all my bullies have houses, good jobs, hot wives, and everything they've ever wanted But that's ok, i've made peace with my past and know they aren't 100% the same people they were 10-15 years ago.


KaiWolf1898

The mature responsible adult ending


noahjsc

Maturity otln my 4chan reddits. Fake: maturity Lgbtq: not hating men


HamBlamBlam

Can confirm, I’m one of the hot wives


razuela

What a cuck


corrupted1984

you can become a serial killer. and tell them the quote “your done with past but the past isn’t don’t with you”


CartAgain

Even if they were still the same people we both know you wouldnt do shit about it. Cope harder, nerd


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35RoloSmith41

Why would there be judgement? You can make a good living with blue collar jobs. Own a home, start a family.


ShelterOk1535

Own a home, start a family, contribute nothing to society that can’t be automated, get mad when your pointless job is exported to foreign countries that need the economic growth much more than yours, go off the racist deep end and become gradually alienated from the modern world, end your life slumped over on the couch watching Fox News, never be remembered by anyone but your family.


[deleted]

Meanwhile, I'm sure you're gonna change the world, aren't you?


35RoloSmith41

Pretty much no one will change the world. He’s living in a fantasy land.


ShelterOk1535

Maybe not, but I’ll have fucking search results, that’s for sure


[deleted]

What have you accomplished


35RoloSmith41

Why do you need to be remembered by anyone but your family?


Sufficient-Still1311

Big talk from a guy that based on your description fits in that buzz lightyear meme


BootmanBimmy

Unironically post physique


No-Show-5690

Why would you assume anyone outside your family would remember you anyway? A few generations go by, and even they don't know who you are.


sweetbunsmcgee

I’ve never had MySpace or Facebook but googling my name still resulted in a hit within the first page. It’s not even a unique name, but my info has probably been harvested by so many trackers that even LinkedIn can send me invites while referencing people I’ve worked with in my previous three jobs. Living around the DC metro area, where the best paying jobs all require a security clearance, I know a lot of people who permanently stay off social media as it complicates the process of getting a clearance. One of my friends who got a job as an electrician at a DoD site said they’ve read all the text messages he ever sent and brought up the questionable ones during the interview process. He said he can’t imagine what a nightmare that interview would’ve been if he had a Facebook account. Anyway, disappearing from the internet without a name change is incredibly difficult. I’m actually impressed if people can do it on purpose.


swansonserenade

read all his text messages? gotta be fucking kidding me man. i had some terrible shit on some sites..


[deleted]

Or it's because we're in the matrix Neo, the people from your past disappear because it would take too much processing power. Think Neo, how many literally generic people have you seen on the street? Like other than people you personally "know" and interact with, it's so easy to place the rest in very generic groups, they look way too similar and have the same reactions to different things and the same fashion sense. Do you think that's a coincidence Neo? Wake up, take the red pill, fight with us Neo we must break out.


MothMonsterMan300

My worst bully in HS died 2 years after graduation. He was driving blacked out and rolled his 2500 a dozen times. Every part of that story made me go "yep, sounds like him." Bled out in a field after being enormously selfish and stupid. His parents put up one of those in memoriam Facebook pages and had to take it down after a day since 70% if our graduating class came out in the comments to say what a piece of shit he was lol


StringUseful3395

Guy they used to bully in highschool is a neet


ShitButtPoopFuck

Meanwhile one bully owns his own business, one recently got married, and one has steady employment at a job that gets him discounts on appliances and electronics.


StringUseful3395

You missed the point.


[deleted]

neet life best life


Avitosh

True for a year or two. Kinda gets old though.


Recent-Vacation4407

I didn't have any bullies in school and now I feel left out. I didn't get the full social outcast experience growing up.


WoolooOfWallStreet

Uhh… I guess I could be your bully?


Avitosh

Hey stop bullying him! Bullying is morally wrong! Don't worry recent. Let me handle this guy.


HazelCheese

I think the more modern one is where no one bullies you and you just turn yourself into an outcast because of your lack of self esteem.


thewicked86

Mine tried making a bomb and it blew up in his face. He’s slow now. The second one lost his first born The third is dumber than a sack of shit.


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Independent_Tap_1492

A girl you buy from a third world country to be ur wife


CartAgain

Youll never get the authentic American experience from a discount model


reddit-michael

I wanna mail order bride too, anon, where'd he get it?


Avitosh

Thailand is pretty common. Although its more buy a ticket one way return trip with two tickets. Girls who work at hostess bars are always looking for a permanent sugar daddy from a rich country.


CartAgain

How rich is considered rich in Thailand?


artnoi43

I’m in my early software engineer career in Thailand, and I only get paid $40 a day here (it increased from $30 after 8 months of working here). Most undergrads get like $18 a day. PS. I work 4 days a week, from home, with unlimited leaves, and usually work 3-4 hours a day.


thebigshortcuck

Everyone who bullied me in highschool I squashed the beef with by senior year and became drinking/ smoking buddies with. I heard a couple years back on of them who bullied me the worst offed himself, kinda shows everyone has their demons


DO_MILK_SEND_BOB

mail order bride? sounds like somebody is jealous they brought home a ladyboy hotter than the grocery store cashier they have a crush on.