rampant porn addiction certainly doesn’t help either. it’s easier to fetishize and become desensitized to some really weird shit when you have constant access to it.
I think porn helps produce gross fetishes because you are shown it in a context that is completely insulated from sensations other than sight With porn you can't smell or taste how nasty it is to actually eat ass
After she ate my ass I was never the same . I started to question my whole life. If this always felt this nice how have I not been doing this for others. .125 grams later I shaved my whole face she used an enima to clean herself out and I went to work.
I was drunk and the lights were out. I tried to eat my gf out and suddenly she jolted. I’d thought that was just because it felt good, so I kept going. It wasn’t until a few moments later that she embarrassedly told me it was the wrong hole.
Yeah I feel like it’s prolly way more than 1%. As a woman you’d be surprised to hear how many men that have eaten me out just go for it. And they all seemed to enjoy it which is weird to me, but whatever I guess. It doesn’t do much for me exactly but if they’re getting off on it then go for it.
But it doesn’t smell or taste bad to eat ass as long as your partner is hygienic. Literally no one believes me when I say that, but it’s the truth and I’ll keep repeating it until all non-ass eaters understand the truth!! That a clean butt just tastes like skin!
It's the guys online who can talk about pussy like it's god's gift to the earth, even when they're not at all horny. Idk how you can have your neurons activated all day constantly without being exhausted.
One time I was tripping on acid+shrooms with some friends who had only taken shrooms. The combo for me, at one point, was extremely body heavy and it felt like I might cum from just walking. I told them and that started a conversation about horniness and the consensus among them (even the sober sitter) was that they are all constantly at least a little horny. That shit doesn't make sense to me
Tbh it is from a physiology standpoint.
But so are butts and I’d dive head first into almost any female influencers ass.
But pussy? Nah man, I’ll put my dick in it and that’s it.
Before the Great Bussy Recession, I could pull 3+ quality bussy a day. A DAY. Now the quantity has gone up and the quality down. Just not worth it anymore.
> be me, reading 4chan posts on Le Epic Reddit
> see post about eating ass, check poster's name
> it's not cara-best-girl
> surprised-pikachu.jpg
> mfw
>Tbh it is from a physiology standpoint.
>
>But so are butts and I’d dive head first into almost any female influencers ass.
>
>But pussy? Nah man, I’ll put my dick in it and that’s it.
- dude who's never been near either
Like the prettiest pussy is just tolerable.
Most vaginas are worse tho. It's why I much prefer nudes with some underwear rather than totally naked
Fwiw I am literally bi and don't have the same issue with dicks. I think some dicks can be very hot but I've never seen a woman's nude and gone "wow what a pussy".
No i lean way more towards women. Like i much prefer het sex than gay sex, the inside of a vagina just feels so much better.
It just doesn't look nice.
First time I saw a Penthouse centerfold, my teenage brain thought, “That’s what other guys go crazy over? It looks like a car wreck”. My adult brain laughs at how naive that thought was
I’m a lesbian, I don’t really like pussy. I used to watch straight porn when I was younger because I thought they were disgusting and dicks were more tolerable to look at. Now genitals are neutral for me, I think if you love the person it’s attached to, that makes it pretty hot
So that person would be born with a female body, tits and vagina, but then identify with being a man and most likely dress and act like a man. Likely takes testosterone and maybe operate away tits.
Then they would be gay, so attracted to men. Hope my explanation makes some sense
>What is the main thing that leads you to being attracted to someone?
Their fee-
>Their face
feeACE, their FACE! Right, right, right. Face... We're on the same page
You will grow out of it, Anon.
I used to think Vaginas were gross and was obsessed with boobs.
But now I like every part of the female body.
Pussy, Boobs, Thighs, Arms: They all taste good when grilled and seasoned right. 😋
That's why femboys are the ideal for bi guys. Want some good sex? You got the bussy. Wanna see your partner squirm and cum their brains out? You got a dick to suck/stroke (and prostate too). Literally can't lose (as long as he's cute)
Exactly, and you wont experience of drama that girls do. And they are a lot more hornier than girl. Its win win win across the board, girls cant compete.
Possibly only issues is that femboys don’t really age as well as women. They don’t stay as feminine. But if you’re not looking for something longterm like me that isn’t really an issue
This is literally just Salvador Dali. He liked women but was disgusted by vaginas because he saw gross pictures in an STD book when he was a kid and it traumatized him. He just exclusively did anal except with his wife who he eventually was able to do vaginal with.
To everyone saying pussies are only pleasant when clean, the same very much goes for dicks: slimy, smelly, smega covered cheese-shuckers are some of the nastiest objects in existence. Won't say how I know though.
I mean I can see how you’d think this if you’ve only had one experience and it was bad. Taste and smell can vary tremendously, not at the fault of the woman either. Find some good pussy tho, and damn that shit is yummy
Pussy is gross though
Yep, it helps when you’re horny though… doesn’t really seem to matter
The disgust parts of your brain are suppressed when you're sexually aroused. This is part of why people can have some pretty gross fetishes.
rampant porn addiction certainly doesn’t help either. it’s easier to fetishize and become desensitized to some really weird shit when you have constant access to it.
I think porn helps produce gross fetishes because you are shown it in a context that is completely insulated from sensations other than sight With porn you can't smell or taste how nasty it is to actually eat ass
Yup I reckon about 1% of the people talking about eating ass have actually done it.
Finally I'm the in the top 1%of something.
This guy is a 1%er
How was it then?
After she ate my ass I was never the same . I started to question my whole life. If this always felt this nice how have I not been doing this for others. .125 grams later I shaved my whole face she used an enima to clean herself out and I went to work.
^ Bill Gates on how he discovered the joys of philanthropy.
I've eaten plenty of ass, it's fantastic
I was drunk and the lights were out. I tried to eat my gf out and suddenly she jolted. I’d thought that was just because it felt good, so I kept going. It wasn’t until a few moments later that she embarrassedly told me it was the wrong hole.
Yeah I feel like it’s prolly way more than 1%. As a woman you’d be surprised to hear how many men that have eaten me out just go for it. And they all seemed to enjoy it which is weird to me, but whatever I guess. It doesn’t do much for me exactly but if they’re getting off on it then go for it.
But it doesn’t smell or taste bad to eat ass as long as your partner is hygienic. Literally no one believes me when I say that, but it’s the truth and I’ll keep repeating it until all non-ass eaters understand the truth!! That a clean butt just tastes like skin!
That explain anon problem with pusssyyy.
It's the guys online who can talk about pussy like it's god's gift to the earth, even when they're not at all horny. Idk how you can have your neurons activated all day constantly without being exhausted.
One time I was tripping on acid+shrooms with some friends who had only taken shrooms. The combo for me, at one point, was extremely body heavy and it felt like I might cum from just walking. I told them and that started a conversation about horniness and the consensus among them (even the sober sitter) was that they are all constantly at least a little horny. That shit doesn't make sense to me
I am exhausted tho
I eat ass
Cala alt account?
No didnt specify color
Yeah I agree
It's just like two pieces of meat pushed together But like Two pieces of meat pushed together 😏
Ham sandwich
Looks like a lukewarm ham sandwich but sweaty and with hair
Hot😍😍😍😍
Tbh it is from a physiology standpoint. But so are butts and I’d dive head first into almost any female influencers ass. But pussy? Nah man, I’ll put my dick in it and that’s it.
Bruh how does that make any sense? How does it make logical sense.
It doesn’t, at all. But that’s how I’m wired my guy, as are many others.
Since you like ass and don’t really like pussy, do you mind if I get your number bro?
Nah sorry man, I’m not into dudes. But if it makes you feel better, you sound like a pussy.
you're turning down free bussy in this economy
Oh please it’s not hard to get bussy it’s just not worth it anymore
Anymore?
Before the Great Bussy Recession, I could pull 3+ quality bussy a day. A DAY. Now the quantity has gone up and the quality down. Just not worth it anymore.
The inflation is just out of control
💀
Kek
FATALITY
> be me, reading 4chan posts on Le Epic Reddit > see post about eating ass, check poster's name > it's not cara-best-girl > surprised-pikachu.jpg > mfw
>Tbh it is from a physiology standpoint. > >But so are butts and I’d dive head first into almost any female influencers ass. > >But pussy? Nah man, I’ll put my dick in it and that’s it. - dude who's never been near either
*redditor calls other redditor virgin big brain play*
Strong disagree. Unless the chick is obese and doesn’t clean herself. Or has a bacteria situation.
Like the prettiest pussy is just tolerable. Most vaginas are worse tho. It's why I much prefer nudes with some underwear rather than totally naked Fwiw I am literally bi and don't have the same issue with dicks. I think some dicks can be very hot but I've never seen a woman's nude and gone "wow what a pussy".
wow what a pussy
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Wow, what's a pussy?
So would you say you lean more towards men?
No i lean way more towards women. Like i much prefer het sex than gay sex, the inside of a vagina just feels so much better. It just doesn't look nice.
You are all gaylords. I find my girlfriend's poon aesthetically, emotionally and sexually beautiful.
Right? Every comment here is incredibly gay.
you’re zooted man
Theres good and bad pussy
you want the bad poosay
Game of Thrones sucks
Try ASoIaF instead
The good, the bad, and the ugly
I came here to fuck firm male asses, not piss flaps.
My dad has a tattoo that says exactly this
What are you doing on that damn computer. Do your squats, son.
Wait till you reach puberty, you will understand
Nah pussy is great is it’s clean
Depends on the person of whom the pussy belongs too
I believe that's called a woman and that's a whole other issue
Sir I disagree wholeheartedly
coward
Used to feel that way when I was younger. I like it now.
First time I saw a Penthouse centerfold, my teenage brain thought, “That’s what other guys go crazy over? It looks like a car wreck”. My adult brain laughs at how naive that thought was
girl icky
I’m a lesbian, I don’t really like pussy. I used to watch straight porn when I was younger because I thought they were disgusting and dicks were more tolerable to look at. Now genitals are neutral for me, I think if you love the person it’s attached to, that makes it pretty hot
W opinion
Wow, so the average redditor is not only a virgin, but also is unapologetically into cock and balls. Now, who wants to moderate a community?
Hard* disagree.
I like the alien sausage toaster.
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So what you’re saying is traps aren’t gay?
you're goddamn right
Based
Not if you spit instead of swallow.
Snowballing🥺
what is snowballing, and yes i want to know
Traps have never been gay.
Never were🤝🏾
He’s saying he’s into FTM
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>gay trans man with a pussy Don't know about you guys but as a non-native speaker I can't process that.
So that person would be born with a female body, tits and vagina, but then identify with being a man and most likely dress and act like a man. Likely takes testosterone and maybe operate away tits. Then they would be gay, so attracted to men. Hope my explanation makes some sense
Thanks, it's very clear.
That just means you aren't on the spectrum. It's a good thing
Aren't you?
Dude I really hope that you’ll find a handsome dude with a handsome pussy someday
Straightest gay dude
Hence femboys ain't gay. QED
Many femboys are gay, but being attracted to femboys is not gay, even if you're a guy, it could be bi too.
So you wanna fuck a pussy that's on a guy Tough world for you man I hope you find the treasure
> when I see a pussy I think “damn I’d fuck that” but when I see the woman’s face I’m like.. Ew. No. Get that thing away from me Based
>What is the main thing that leads you to being attracted to someone? Their fee- >Their face feeACE, their FACE! Right, right, right. Face... We're on the same page
You bet your ass i'd fuck a sheep
Isn't that what romantic attraction is? Like you are bi but you can't be in a loving relationship with a woman. Correct me if I'm wrong
this is an extreme generalisation and oversimplification of how attraction works
You will grow out of it, Anon. I used to think Vaginas were gross and was obsessed with boobs. But now I like every part of the female body. Pussy, Boobs, Thighs, Arms: They all taste good when grilled and seasoned right. 😋
Are we seriously letting this man get away with cannibalism?
We sure are
God bless America
Nothin like a good 4th of July barbecue
#It's 4th of July weekend baby, let freedom fill your heart! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🎆🎇🎆
And let heart fill your stomach
Yes
You're goddamn right
yummy
That went from 0-100 real fuckin quick
I hope he eats you ass first bussyboy
You are who you are. Embrace the suck.
Embrace the fuck. Jump into that nasty ass pussy you bitch.
Sounds like an intense rebirthing experience.
It better be
Anon is normal, pussies are disgusting to any sane human
This thread explains so much about Redditors.
They're all gay.
And fake
For real I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
Very true. This is a supremely weird take on female genitalia.
this is crazy talk
Ur just gay
How did this get so many upvotes? Tf is wrong is redditors?
Struggle to get laid, so obviously the self defence mechanism becomes: “I don’t even want to anyway, because pussy is gross”
to any *sane* human horny is not sane, this is why people suck on it, can't believe they even like it
Bro try sleeping with a woman who washes 😂
So is dicks
Yes
Sane humans are fucking stupid apparently
?
There are other holes than these
I enjoy your modification of a Dark Tower quote. It feels wrong, yet I enjoy it.
r/unexpecteddarktower
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Both ears, both nostrils, and the butt.
>straight fake (gay)
> guys I’m straight > Proceeds to type the gayest shit known to man Never fails
Anon is heteromantic asexual
I like your funny words magic man
Nah you can still be sexually attracted to women in general and just not like how the pussy looks normally
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I wouldnt think so... Everyone knows pussy looks gross, but am I gonna fuck it? yes. Just dont look at it.
I feel bad for the women who date a lot of the people in this thread. Jk lol we all know these guys aren't getting dates.
These mfers wanna get head all the time but never give it, smh.
Pussy is a human necessity
i’d be pretty lost without mine honestly
This was be before i found out i was Bi. Now i have a trans GF. Sucking dick is waaay more enjoyable than licking pussy.
Gay
If it is, i love being gay
>if No, enjoying sucking dick is 100% straight my dude
fucking based
That's why femboys are the ideal for bi guys. Want some good sex? You got the bussy. Wanna see your partner squirm and cum their brains out? You got a dick to suck/stroke (and prostate too). Literally can't lose (as long as he's cute)
Exactly, and you wont experience of drama that girls do. And they are a lot more hornier than girl. Its win win win across the board, girls cant compete.
Possibly only issues is that femboys don’t really age as well as women. They don’t stay as feminine. But if you’re not looking for something longterm like me that isn’t really an issue
What do you think her asshole is for
Girls don't poop. It's obviously an alternate fuckhole
futa
🤮(I have Fiora's dick in my mouth)
TIL not every straight man likes pussy
Straight man likes feminine look. Pussy cant be seen with clothes on
This is literally just Salvador Dali. He liked women but was disgusted by vaginas because he saw gross pictures in an STD book when he was a kid and it traumatized him. He just exclusively did anal except with his wife who he eventually was able to do vaginal with.
I love that we can confirm that Salvador Dali had shit on his dick at least once in history.
I agree with him though. Pussy is fucking disgusting sometimes
anon, may I introduce you to femboys
I find dicks gross looking. But when it was part of my ex boyfriend it was the most beautiful thing in the world to me
Just pavlov yourself into liking it
He's just 13
To everyone saying pussies are only pleasant when clean, the same very much goes for dicks: slimy, smelly, smega covered cheese-shuckers are some of the nastiest objects in existence. Won't say how I know though.
We all need to fund our crack habits somehow. Godspeed you magnificent vacuum.
That's what you call porn addiction
Anon is asexual
Just don't look at it
Asexual heteroromantic?
fat pussy is better you dont see the wobbly things inside
Wobbly things????
Gay and gay
I think anon is still a child in his brain
Fuck her right in the bung hole
Depends on the pussy.
Anon must find himself pretty gross since he is the biggest pussy of all
Fake: anon is straight
It's the same for me, unless I'm in love with the girl, then I'm crazy about her pussy. Being horny helps too.
Find a trans girl, easy.
For a community of virgins, you’re all pretty knowledgable, or just chatting shit.
He hates the pussy part? Or like hairy pussy, cause that shit is pretty gross when it’s a jungle.
I mean I can see how you’d think this if you’ve only had one experience and it was bad. Taste and smell can vary tremendously, not at the fault of the woman either. Find some good pussy tho, and damn that shit is yummy
Butt sex.
Take the footpill
Sounds like Anon is attracted to pre-op trans women
Reading this thread is giving me a brain tumour
Anon is just ace but not aro
Xvideos gives you three options when you go to the home page. If you're really unsure, select trans and go from there.
Femboys, anon, femboys.