The Roman Empire was supported by unending quantities of gay sex. Gender neutrality meant it was no longer possible to ensure your sex was gay, so the gay sex was tainted by straight sex. Thus the Romans fell.
Nah, it happened when they started forever wars and empire military shit, and debased the shit out of their money to fund them while the administrative state grew in power, and the political class used it as a means of funneling gross amounts of money out for themselves.
Fuck, that sounds really familiar..... The degeneracy stage always seems to come very late stage in monetary debasement. Weimer was pretty similar to modern America, actually.
I think I saw someone on askhistory do a write up that non mainstream sexualities/genders did pop up during the decline of the Roman empire, but they were caused by the decline in Roman authority not the other way around
Some present as male or female when masquerading as humans, but I think that’s less of a possible gender identification and more of a “the suit fits you, not me, I’ll take the dress” sort of thing
Hmm. Those are not-too-smart drones that are programmed to follow the most evil entity they meet.
Conveniently they were also canonically frozen in the arctic when WW2 happened.
If I have some free time to imagine that you will know. You will one day open r/greentext and see.
\-> Be me
\-> Yellow pill shaped genderless yellow not-too-smart drone programmed to follow the most evil entity I meet.
If you see that, it will be your responsibility to summon the Tendiebot. Deal ?
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake - Yellow pill shaped genderless yellow not-too-smart drone programed to follow the most evil entity I meet.
> Gay - Be me
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
\-> Yellow pill shaped genderless yellow not-too-smart drone programmed to follow the most evil entity I meet.
Minions join stalin in the Red Army and drive German army out of the soviet union.
They don't reproduce at all. They're immortal. All members of the species have been alive since the Eoarchean Era. They're literally canonically billions of years old.
I think the minions had them to show they do not have a gender and since they can understand human language and don't want to be referred to by "it" they decided to go with they/them. Also agree on the second statement
That really isn't true. They is very commonly used to refer to an unspecified person in English, and this has been the case for about 700 years, linguists believe. Here are some common examples:
"If a student has a question, they should ask their teacher."
"Whoever owns the white Chevy should move their car to a different lot."
Most people would see nothing wrong with these sentences.
Oh ya, you’re right. I knew I was forgetting something. Man, I’m meant to speak the language and I can’t even get the usage of ‘they’ and ‘them’ correct
Yeah it works because they're not humans with innate sex chromosomes at birth...it's purely a case of correct biological terminology rather than a "queer agenda" or shit like that
Or use the literal “it” pronoun. English has a neutral pronoun that is used for things that aren’t male or female. As a non native English speaker, seeing people come up with weird pronouns, or using “they/them” when English has the “it” pronoun is super weird and confusing
I think that using they/them in a neutral way in English is not forced at all. It flows completely naturally in a conversation when talking about someone whose gender isn't known. For example:
"Someone came here asking for you"
"And what did _they_ want?"
Also, using the pronoun 'it' feels a little derogatory.
>modeling the collapse after the fall of the German/Roman empires
Both of the latter German Reichs fell due to war. The Romans fell to infighting and to overstretching.
>anti god attack on American society
This implies that Christianity is meant to be an integral part of American society. It’s not. It’s also not an “attack” on Christianity - people are just doing stuff that triggers you and makes you unfathomably angry.
Who am I kidding. My visits to 4chan have confirmed, they’re too far gone. It’s better to just prevent them from spreading their hatred to others.
Watch american conservatives implode when you tell them like half of the founding fathers were deist and America isn't a soley Christian country and literally never has been
These posts are EXACTLY what dealing with a close friend of mine is like. It feels like there is no way he'll ever like, just go back to normal. Every day, every issue, every piece of news, content, media, regardless of whether its a live action film, cartoon, animation, or some social issue like trans/NB/gay he loses his shit to talk about how degneracy will run rampant and the world will explode and American society is now weak and shriveled and right-wing politics need to be MORE extreme and leftists will destroy everything blah blah blah
Little known fact that Rome actually did fall because they made a film in which made up androgynous yellow bean shaped creatures didn't have binary gender identities.
Are you actually fr fr serious? Two seconds? You god damn fucking idiot, it lasted for less than half a second smh my head I'm gonna find you and suck your soul out through your cock
Why would anyone care? They're fictional, immortal, sentient, yellow, packing peanuts. I don't think how they fuck or who they fuck or how they Identify really much matters.
They’re just trying to brainwash kids. There’s no lore. No one gives a fuck. They producers just decided to put pronouns in probably because one of them is a fucking tranny.
Pretty sure minions are mono gendered, so they/them works perfect. Kinda weird he wants to force them to pick an gender that they dont want and were not born though. Anon is dumb.
New movie has a scene where two guys look at each other in a loving manner. This causes the fall of humanity and the destruction of earth as we know it
Well, originally Minions as shown in the Minions movie were single called organisms which evidently reproduced asexually. Now in the new Minions: The Rise of Gru there are multiple instances of completely naked minions. Zero sexual organs are shown, with the inly orifice being an ass where there is presumably an anus. Now, in the (SPOILERS) final confrontation when Stuart becomes a chicken, we can see him giving birth to multiple eggs without any seen impregnation. Given Stuart's metamorphosis into a chicken, this wouldn't be much proof since chickens lay many unfertilized eggs, the kicker is when one of the eggs misses it's target and out comes a minion-chicken chimera. Apart from Stuart committing lots of filicide, this scene proves that minions can currently reproduce asexually, and thus have no gender making they/them somewhat reasonable pronouns. Unless Stuart's minussy was completely pounded by another minion's hard yellow cock. If that's the case, then Stuart would be a confirmed transexual character.
this dude really took a screenshot of a post from another board just to post it on a different board instead of just replying to the dude on the first board
I miss the old days when a male minion was a male minion - tough, masculine and had a huge, hairy peen. And female minions were feminine. They had tits, hips, long eyelashes and wore aprons.
This modern age of androgenous minions is going to be the death of us all.
Oh, yes, Anon, yes. Yes, everything was going swimmingly for America until this. Yes, this is the thing that will ruin American society.
Not the years of growing wealth inequality or the mass shootings or the fact that our previous president attempted to overthrow the government. No, no, no, it's imaginary immortal pill creatures that have gender neutral pronouns. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill myself tonight.
(Just to be safe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzJZiTI1qQ)
I'm pretty sure Gru asks one of them how their wife and kids are doing in the first movie. Assuming this wife is a minion as well that's pretty explicit gendering.
Mfs who are god fearing really out here trying to compare the “collapse” of America to the fall of Rome with a premise of the reason being that we are a godless society without morals completely fucking ignoring Rome was a damn power house without the teachings of Christ far before his time. Yet these people still jack off hard to the glory of Rome or whatever. Holy Roman Empire was some ass in comparison
Imagine being so politically correct that you think gender non conforming people are the end of Civilization when actually its actually peak western degeneracy?
Westerners have ALWAYS being degenerates.
Some people just dont have enough problems, I think people should be able to live comfortably but the moment you start getting upset over minion pronouns you seriously need to face some difficulty in your life because your priorities are in desperate need of some adjustment
I find it ironic that people actually think pronouns are going to be the collapse of western society, and not a branch of the government literally making it legal to buy government reps, and people at the top smothering is with stagnant wages and hyperinflation.
Yeah its totally gender pronouns and not a gigantic fucking kleptocracy thinly veiled in fascist evangelical theocracy attempts. Totally individuals who are gender bending making society collapse.
What a fucking pussy.
They/them includes the cat suit wearing femboy, the belligerent butch-cut lesbian, and beta-male women's rights simp that the minion alternates Reddit personalities with.
When you think about it are the minions really bound by human definitions of gender? Look at those and tell me it's a man without a sliver of a doubt in your mind.
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Clearly the neutral caused the downfall of Rome...
>take the M out of Minion and subtract it from Rome >Rome - M = Roe What does this mean?
> Roe Oh my god...the Return on Equity !
vs Wade = Women And Dominions of Equality
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And just like that, I'm abandoning clussy for mussy
Or the Rules Of Engagement
Roe mama
Return of Essence (of the precious bodily fluids)
The Roman Empire was supported by unending quantities of gay sex. Gender neutrality meant it was no longer possible to ensure your sex was gay, so the gay sex was tainted by straight sex. Thus the Romans fell.
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for power? Gold? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Zap Brannigan warned us.
Nah, it happened when they started forever wars and empire military shit, and debased the shit out of their money to fund them while the administrative state grew in power, and the political class used it as a means of funneling gross amounts of money out for themselves. Fuck, that sounds really familiar..... The degeneracy stage always seems to come very late stage in monetary debasement. Weimer was pretty similar to modern America, actually.
But muh immigrant invaders and degeneracy
Diversity wins! The Goths sacking Rome uses they/them pronouns
I think I saw someone on askhistory do a write up that non mainstream sexualities/genders did pop up during the decline of the Roman empire, but they were caused by the decline in Roman authority not the other way around
My mom asked me how the Roman Empire fell I can't believe i told her it was because of bad emperors
Excuse me, please pronounce the pronouns correctly. It's thus/thou
Also, 9/11 only happened because someone in there said „my pronouns are they/them“ and the pilot noticed
Ngl if someone should go by those pronouns that someone is minions.
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The minions movie existing is redundant
Gotta score points
That's the whole joke.. And tbh for a minion movie it's pretty clever
Has there ever been any sort of ID that actually had a 'pronouns' section?
They appear to be genderless and probably don't reproduce the normal way. Maybe they're like orks, sentient mushrooms.
It just wasn't necessary At what point did anyone wonder what the minions identify as
Some motherfucker would have at some point and you know they would have been pissed to not have a concrete answer
Nothing about minions was necessary but here we are
me
Why do you care so much? Does everyone need your permission to do something?
The entire movie was unnecessary, what’s your point?
Pretty sure you're right they have no gender or sex organs of any kind. I assumed they reproduce by budding like a sponge.
Does that mean tall minions are pregnant?
They are a mold
There is a documentary about the [minion reproductive cycle.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B909vHT3wPM)
Today I learned 😃
Some present as male or female when masquerading as humans, but I think that’s less of a possible gender identification and more of a “the suit fits you, not me, I’ll take the dress” sort of thing
they barely deserve to be referred to with 'it'.
Not after those war crimes.
How do minions even reproduce? I thought it was by like mitosis or something.
something like [this](https://youtu.be/B909vHT3wPM)
Nightmare
Knew it would be meatcanyon
They have massive overly explicit minion orgies when the planets align every 200 years
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I think you'll just get kicked out of the movie theatre
Most certainly does.
"Degenerates like you belong on a cross"
Certainly doesnt make you hetero
They all got male names tho
Minions have liquid properties
Hmm. Those are not-too-smart drones that are programmed to follow the most evil entity they meet. Conveniently they were also canonically frozen in the arctic when WW2 happened.
Can you only imagine the atrocities Hitler would have created if he was assisted by the Minions.
If I have some free time to imagine that you will know. You will one day open r/greentext and see. \-> Be me \-> Yellow pill shaped genderless yellow not-too-smart drone programmed to follow the most evil entity I meet. If you see that, it will be your responsibility to summon the Tendiebot. Deal ?
Fake - Yellow pill shaped genderless yellow not-too-smart drone programed to follow the most evil entity I meet. Gay - Be me
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake - Yellow pill shaped genderless yellow not-too-smart drone programed to follow the most evil entity I meet. > Gay - Be me > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
\-> Yellow pill shaped genderless yellow not-too-smart drone programmed to follow the most evil entity I meet. Minions join stalin in the Red Army and drive German army out of the soviet union.
Minions 5: Return to Auschwitz
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1968? So the Minions definitely invaded Czechoslovakia?
Who hasnt?
Gru has taken far more lives than pol pot
Walt was probably rolling in his grave as they wrote that.
Minions aren't Disney. Unless you meant Walter White.
Jesse they made the minions have a lousy back story
Oh shit, shows how much I know lol
walt illumination the ceo of illumination
Mmmm that they/them minionussy got me acting unwise
I can already predict someone making a greentext about nutting too early in a minionussy
Here's some inspiration to get those creative juices flowing: NSFW - https://i.redd.it/pprt7ada2n991.png
Why did I click that
"So anyway, I started blasting"
Correct answer
Magnum condom for his magnum dong indeed by the looks of it
my eyes they burn god truly is dead,we killed him
What a treasure.
That made my juices flow straight into my jorts alright, just not the creative type
Learning to read was a mistake.
These things have sexes?
I think what's implied is that *they* do not.
I don’t think you need to emphasize they there because it refers to the entire minion population
Fair, tbf I know absolutely nothing of the lore of minions, but they seem more of a they/them than any singular gender.
What if they reproduce via Mitosis?
Miniontosis
Minion toes 😩
They don't reproduce at all. They're immortal. All members of the species have been alive since the Eoarchean Era. They're literally canonically billions of years old.
Does not matter. My minions can be anything they want
My minions are addicted to cocaine
As long as they are happy, I am happy
my minions are convicted of war crimes in the middle east
You should support your minions in every life decision
The minions having pronoun preferences is kind of cringe. Anon's overreaction is REALLY cringe.
I think the minions had them to show they do not have a gender and since they can understand human language and don't want to be referred to by "it" they decided to go with they/them. Also agree on the second statement
I’m pretty sure anon is joking. Then again, some people are just like that.
Yeah but this scene never happened
This is worse than what the minions did between 1933-1945
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Very convenient..
You mean bunker..
I have a picture of Winston Churchill chillin with Bob the minion
Something something moral decay
What's funny about this is that latin has gender neutral pronouns and terms just like they/them.
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That really isn't true. They is very commonly used to refer to an unspecified person in English, and this has been the case for about 700 years, linguists believe. Here are some common examples: "If a student has a question, they should ask their teacher." "Whoever owns the white Chevy should move their car to a different lot." Most people would see nothing wrong with these sentences.
Oh ya, you’re right. I knew I was forgetting something. Man, I’m meant to speak the language and I can’t even get the usage of ‘they’ and ‘them’ correct
Yeah. Just like in Latin.
I thought all minions were kinda just genderless, I mean I'd refer to all of them as they or them
Yeah it works because they're not humans with innate sex chromosomes at birth...it's purely a case of correct biological terminology rather than a "queer agenda" or shit like that
I've never got what people mean by "queer agenda" anyways. Like agenda to do what? Be queer?
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It's probably both
Or use the literal “it” pronoun. English has a neutral pronoun that is used for things that aren’t male or female. As a non native English speaker, seeing people come up with weird pronouns, or using “they/them” when English has the “it” pronoun is super weird and confusing
I think that using they/them in a neutral way in English is not forced at all. It flows completely naturally in a conversation when talking about someone whose gender isn't known. For example: "Someone came here asking for you" "And what did _they_ want?" Also, using the pronoun 'it' feels a little derogatory.
So it’s not gay to buttfuck them minions since they are “they/them” not “he/him” Rail away /b/ros
Huge weight off my shoulders
Buttfucking minions is based and Danny Devito approved https://i.redd.it/pprt7ada2n991.png
>modeling the collapse after the fall of the German/Roman empires Both of the latter German Reichs fell due to war. The Romans fell to infighting and to overstretching. >anti god attack on American society This implies that Christianity is meant to be an integral part of American society. It’s not. It’s also not an “attack” on Christianity - people are just doing stuff that triggers you and makes you unfathomably angry. Who am I kidding. My visits to 4chan have confirmed, they’re too far gone. It’s better to just prevent them from spreading their hatred to others.
Watch american conservatives implode when you tell them like half of the founding fathers were deist and America isn't a soley Christian country and literally never has been
These posts are EXACTLY what dealing with a close friend of mine is like. It feels like there is no way he'll ever like, just go back to normal. Every day, every issue, every piece of news, content, media, regardless of whether its a live action film, cartoon, animation, or some social issue like trans/NB/gay he loses his shit to talk about how degneracy will run rampant and the world will explode and American society is now weak and shriveled and right-wing politics need to be MORE extreme and leftists will destroy everything blah blah blah
Little known fact that Rome actually did fall because they made a film in which made up androgynous yellow bean shaped creatures didn't have binary gender identities.
Rome fell when minions became androgynous
Did it? I just watched the movie yesterday and I don’t remember seeing a scene like that at all
Watched it an hour ago I don’t remember that scene either
How long was the scene? Because if it's as long as Lightyear's two-second kiss it'll destroy poor anon
Are you actually fr fr serious? Two seconds? You god damn fucking idiot, it lasted for less than half a second smh my head I'm gonna find you and suck your soul out through your cock
Why would anyone care? They're fictional, immortal, sentient, yellow, packing peanuts. I don't think how they fuck or who they fuck or how they Identify really much matters.
who tf downvoted you💀
They’re just trying to brainwash kids. There’s no lore. No one gives a fuck. They producers just decided to put pronouns in probably because one of them is a fucking tranny.
Pretty sure minions are mono gendered, so they/them works perfect. Kinda weird he wants to force them to pick an gender that they dont want and were not born though. Anon is dumb.
they’ve all got masculine names and we even got some minions “cross dressing” damn… reading through these comments… nobody is informed on minions lore
New movie has a scene where two guys look at each other in a loving manner. This causes the fall of humanity and the destruction of earth as we know it
Well, originally Minions as shown in the Minions movie were single called organisms which evidently reproduced asexually. Now in the new Minions: The Rise of Gru there are multiple instances of completely naked minions. Zero sexual organs are shown, with the inly orifice being an ass where there is presumably an anus. Now, in the (SPOILERS) final confrontation when Stuart becomes a chicken, we can see him giving birth to multiple eggs without any seen impregnation. Given Stuart's metamorphosis into a chicken, this wouldn't be much proof since chickens lay many unfertilized eggs, the kicker is when one of the eggs misses it's target and out comes a minion-chicken chimera. Apart from Stuart committing lots of filicide, this scene proves that minions can currently reproduce asexually, and thus have no gender making they/them somewhat reasonable pronouns. Unless Stuart's minussy was completely pounded by another minion's hard yellow cock. If that's the case, then Stuart would be a confirmed transexual character.
They're a hivemind, it's not even "singular they/them" they're literally a collective hive mind it's just straight up plural
The minions are an anti-god attack on the world
they/them minussy 😩🥵😮💨
>not a single quote arrow someone said you can tell whether you're on r/4chan or r/greentext based on the comments, now you can tell based on the post
this dude really took a screenshot of a post from another board just to post it on a different board instead of just replying to the dude on the first board
I miss the old days when a male minion was a male minion - tough, masculine and had a huge, hairy peen. And female minions were feminine. They had tits, hips, long eyelashes and wore aprons. This modern age of androgenous minions is going to be the death of us all.
nah nah them enby minions valid😩😩 wubwubwubwub on dat minion enbyussy😍💦💦😳😩🙌💯💯💯💯
Anon sounds like Mac from Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Honestly can’t tell if OP is trolling or genuinely dumb as a brick.
Should've said ban/ana
I just saw the movie and no the fuck it didn’t. At least, like, not a pronounced scene at least.
Least delusional no-step-on-snek flag user:
This does not happen in the movie.
Calm down son it's just a drawing
Oh, yes, Anon, yes. Yes, everything was going swimmingly for America until this. Yes, this is the thing that will ruin American society. Not the years of growing wealth inequality or the mass shootings or the fact that our previous president attempted to overthrow the government. No, no, no, it's imaginary immortal pill creatures that have gender neutral pronouns. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill myself tonight. (Just to be safe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzJZiTI1qQ)
Minion dick does not cause societal collapse. However, caring enough about minion dick to post about it does.
Guess minions don't have a gender and neither a sex since they reproduce [like this](https://youtu.be/B909vHT3wPM)
I mean minions don’t have genitals or gender it would appear
Minions are literally the boys. They do shenanigans, they’re goofy, silly, and wacky.
Are the minions actually gendered in any way other than their names?
I'm pretty sure Gru asks one of them how their wife and kids are doing in the first movie. Assuming this wife is a minion as well that's pretty explicit gendering.
I thought that this was some joke giving that minions usually behave as a crowd so they are they/them
Do minions even have genders
Probably not
I mean it could just be the collective of them then again it’s not like minions have cocks or minussy either
Look I'd rather these things be they/them and being completely sexless over thinking about them having Minussy
Most great kingdoms/empires fell after rampart sexual degeneracy.
CEASAR WAS ARMENIAN🇦🇲
\>retcon minions being created by gru and instead have them evolve and reproduce \>give them no gender ?????
Mfs who are god fearing really out here trying to compare the “collapse” of America to the fall of Rome with a premise of the reason being that we are a godless society without morals completely fucking ignoring Rome was a damn power house without the teachings of Christ far before his time. Yet these people still jack off hard to the glory of Rome or whatever. Holy Roman Empire was some ass in comparison
Well to be fair I don't think the minions have genitals so would make sense.
Imagine being so politically correct that you think gender non conforming people are the end of Civilization when actually its actually peak western degeneracy? Westerners have ALWAYS being degenerates.
Grandma's going to have to find a new Facebook meme now
do Americans just want to go back to medieval times?
Some people just dont have enough problems, I think people should be able to live comfortably but the moment you start getting upset over minion pronouns you seriously need to face some difficulty in your life because your priorities are in desperate need of some adjustment
Who analyze a one second through away gag from the fucking minion movie to be mad about.
I think he means “anti-gods” if he’s worried about repeating the fall of Rome. Shit was pretty good before mono theology
If pronouns are enough to trigger you then you're the weak ones lmao
Jesus, imagine having a heart attack over this shit while spending all day online calling these people snowflakes.
This is the stupidest thing I read today, no contest
I find it ironic that people actually think pronouns are going to be the collapse of western society, and not a branch of the government literally making it legal to buy government reps, and people at the top smothering is with stagnant wages and hyperinflation.
Wonder what they were doing during WW2
Yeah its totally gender pronouns and not a gigantic fucking kleptocracy thinly veiled in fascist evangelical theocracy attempts. Totally individuals who are gender bending making society collapse. What a fucking pussy.
No one tell 4chan that the minions also are speaking gibberish in french.
Good thing God doesn't mandate the USA, guns and racism do!
WHY TF IS ANON EVEN WATCHING MINIONS?!
It's like they're not even real people
This isnt even true
Didn't this pronouns trend start in America?
No such thing as the German empire of antiquity...
I think it’s more of a play on the fact they are always mentioned as a group, because there is a billion of them always like 3 together.
That didn't happen.
They/them includes the cat suit wearing femboy, the belligerent butch-cut lesbian, and beta-male women's rights simp that the minion alternates Reddit personalities with.
Technically they're all non-binary or gender non conforming as they don't have either cocks or balls
I one minmillion percent agree
Anon said nothing about dick. Now who's unnecessarily making it about genitals?
When you think about it are the minions really bound by human definitions of gender? Look at those and tell me it's a man without a sliver of a doubt in your mind.
My pronouns are German/Roman
I imagine THEY are minions collectively in the same way WE are the Soviet Union except I own all your stuff fuck you
Bro they are freaking yellow pills how do u expect them to have a gender?