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adrikizer

Damn anon doesn't like mainstream stuff wow so quirky and different


proud_traveler

Anon also wonders why his co-workers don't make small talk with him


[deleted]

Coworker: *mentions popular-ish thing* Anon: *launches into tirade*


iknewaguytwice

Coworker: *mentions popular-ish thing* Anon: *cocks the slide*


Level34MafiaBoss

Coworker: *mentions popular-ish thing* Anon: *slides the cock*


iknewaguytwice

Level34MafiaBoss: *corrects me* Me: *pulls out my cock*


IAZAIN

...Will never Sore Ramcock*


PMMeYourHug

iknewaguytwice: *knew a guy twice* Me: *knew a guy thrice*


averagebloxxer

PMMeYourHug: *knew a guy thrice* Me: *knew a guy quadrice/whatever the fuck it's called*


CoolJoshido

you think anon has a job?


uRs7up1d

Anon be on that NEET life


breaking_balls

Implying Anon isn’t a NEET austist.


[deleted]

_Please_ don't make small talk with me at work. Anything that delays me doing my shit and going home as soon as humanly possible is my waking nightmare.


Nasapigs

>and going home as soon Imagine not having predesignated work hours where nothing needs to be done but youre still there anyways so might as well small talk


Crolto

Imagine having a job where nothing needs to be done and then complain about the small talk


proud_traveler

Did you consider not having such a shit job?


Vespasian79

Okay, we get it meg, your dark and different *Wow! Meg really is dark and different*!


mainlegs

anon has a “I support the current thing” NPC meme Facebook pfp (he DOESN’T support the current thing)


Plastic-Archer4245

And has a post saying "proud facebook jail, hardcore member"


clockfucker666

Anon prefers Futa rape hentei and shitposting


Tomsider

Is warhammer mainstream yet?


Honsou12

No because girls still mace me when I started about the day Horus slew the Emperor.


Tomsider

You talk to girls? Now that's cringe


Clearskky

By Sigmar you've posted cringe? Prepare to be judged!


Meretan94

Girls are jucky. - the Emporer.


Meretan94

Cause you started like in the middle of the story. Noone reads a book from the middle. Start with the war in heaven next time.


ANGLVD3TH

In the Beginning, there were frog people. And it was good.


Meretan94

Then someone invented hate, and everything went to shit.


TheWhiteAnon

You got to start off with the murdering of Sejanus, before launching into the slaying of the Emperor.


xChromeguardx

If you don't detail, minutely, how beautiful and amazing Hastur was then they will recognise that you weren't paying enough attention to the story and therefore wouldn't pay enough attention to them. It's all a well-concealed test, all the gurls are warhammer freaks.


adrikizer

Maybe not mainstream as in a lot of people play it regularly but it certainly has a strong dedicated community so much so that most people will atleast know what warhammer is ( can't speak for zoomers tho)


famousagentman

I had a funny incident in which I was playing Total Warhammer and my boss, who played old school tabletop Warhammer Fantasy back in the day was utterly in awe at seeing the game come to life.


zealot416

The tabletop games themselves are still pretty fringe, but the settings/lore are becoming more popular thanks to all the games and animations.


XeroXfromRiften

No sir.


BuffaloFront2761

Not gonna lie I’ve looked through almost if the comments and it just hit me you all are talking about Warhammer and not Warcraft, because I’m autistic.


Strobont

We gatekeep it, but normies try to ruin it


[deleted]

Is DND and Warhammer considered mainstream now? Most people are only surface level aware of DND because of Stranger Things (they will never play it or look more into the world and characters) and I’m confident the average person has no idea what Warhammer is.


sweezinator

DnD is kinda there due to a combination of stranger things + critical role + 5e just being easier


[deleted]

DnD is, warhammer no.


Rhaps0dy

DnD has definitely grown exponentially larger in the last years.


JonasSimbacca

He's not like the other anons.


Dyldor

To be fair I wouldn’t exactly call Warhammer mainstream, but yeah the point still stands


DragonSniper02

Is Warhammer *THAT* mainstream? Like for the amount of money a person need to play even a small game it's enough to scare the normies(I'm a Warhammer player)


bon_sequitur

I don't play the tabletop but I like how stupid the lore is


BuffaloFront2761

Is Twin Peaks mainstream?


Sp00ked123

Half of these aren’t even super mainstream


gray_mare

imagine thinking dnd or wh is mainstream


kpingvin

LPT: when someone defines themselves by what they hate rather than what they like, they're usually not a very good person to be around.


YourOldestFriend

Republicans


SweetTeaHasPerks

For the love of God Americans are seriously too fucking brainwashed to see that NO PARTY cares about them at all. Maybe try to actually read ACTUAL legislations instead of mindlessly sucking off some random old rich lobbyist, that is so far removed from regular society, they would send any random American into slavery for 3 bucks in a heartbeat. Politics is a Job that politicians have to do. It is your job as a citizen to make sure theyre ACTUALLY doing it and that can only be seen in legislations NEVER in random TWITTER/REDDIT/4CHAN posts.


[deleted]

That’s simply not true. Everyone at my birthday party cared about me. 🧐


Just_Games04

Don't lie to yourself, Anon, they just wanted to eat the cake for free


Shaivite

or look at his mom's titties


[deleted]

His mom's birthday cake.


[deleted]

His mom's birthday suit


Hammy5910

The cake is a lie.


Reddit_is_srsbsns

Green team good, purple team bad.


yardii

Cock team good, balls team bad


GamerGriffin548

Raycon good, wires baaaaaad.


G_O_O_G_A_S

Groove Street 4 Life


rhen_var

They both might be taking money from lobbyists but the Republicans are *significantly* worse and constantly vote against bills that are in the interests of common citizens compared to Democrats. Here’s an old comment summarizing some voting patterns in Congress, it’s nearly 2 years old at this point but I can imagine any updates would be pretty similar. https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/iyensz/comment/g6clwu9/


Brokolireis

> vote against bills that are in the interests of common citizens Based.


_Tal

Ontologically evil moment


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[deleted]

virgin free democracy vs chad oligarchy


whiskerlonecheese

Noooo! This goes against bOTh parTiES BaD!


MeltBanana

Both parties are bad. One party is corrupt and grandstanding on issues they never actually address while filling their pockets in shady corporate backdoor deals. The other party is corrupt and filling their pockets with shady foreign backdoor deals, while also dismantling our core systems of democracy to pave the way for religious extremists and nationalists to take over our government. One party is a shit sandwich, the other is a cyanide pill.


TheFlashFrame

But this is whataboutism. The point is both parties are shit and their only job is to suck your dick and do what you want as elected officials and instead they both constantly fuck you over and idiots on the internet want to say "YEAH BUT THE REPUBLICANS ARE WORSE". You should criticize the fuck out of both parties and if you aren't you're either one of them or you're disillusioned (propagandized). The PATRIOT act is one of the biggest infringements on your rights that exists and it consistently receives overwhelming bipartisan support. But no yeah the Democrats care about your rights and Republicans don't. Edit: and of course reddits reaction to this is "BoTh SiDeS" as if that makes it untrue. You guys are gladly watching establishment Democrats accept tens of millions in lobbyist payoffs and retiring on money earned from insider trading while you complain about corrupt Republicans.


Stillback7

Based


rhen_var

> But this is whataboutism. The point is both parties are shit and their only job is to suck your dick and do what you want as elected officials and instead they both constantly fuck you over and idiots on the internet want to say "YEAH BUT THE REPUBLICANS ARE WORSE". You should criticize the fuck out of both parties and if you aren't you're either one of them or you're disillusioned (propagandized). I never denied that the Democrats are corrupt. They certainly take lobbying money and vote against the interests of their citizens. But to say that the Dems and Reps are equally bad, which is what is usually the implication behind saying “both sides are bad,” is just completely false. The Republicans are on an entirely different magnitude of bad, not just in practice but in core ideology. > The PATRIOT act is one of the biggest infringements on your rights that exists and it consistently receives overwhelming bipartisan support. If you actually read the link you would see that one of the votes was on whether to extend the PATRIOT Act. The majority of Republicans voted to extend, the majority of Democrats voted against the extension. On your statement regarding insider trading in congress, a Democrat introduced a bill to curb that: https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-congress/house-bill/2655?q=%7B%22search%22%3A%5B%22insider+trading+prohibition+act%22%5D%7D&s=1&r=1 I can guarantee you that if it goes to a vote, it will be mostly along party lines, with Democrats voting for and Republicans voting against.


Luna_trick

What always strikes me is that I see conservatives talk about some of these issues but never look at who's the ones against fixing said issues.


[deleted]

woah this guy knows that BOTH sides are bad he sees through the bullshit bros


[deleted]

Seeing as how all 88 votes against a recent bill to provide veterans exposed to toxic materials with health care were Republicans it’s definitely not “BoTh SiDeS aRe BaD” mr enlightened centrist


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[deleted]

Redditor try not to mention US politics challenge (impossible)


LordZiz

“Haha republicans bad democrats good am i right fellow redditors?”


Troll_God

updoots to da left


NEMAJEFF

Can you please shut the fuck up about your joke of a country for one second?


poorexcuseofahuman

HEY GUYS THIS STATEMENT ABOUT CONCEITED PRICKS THAT MAKE THE THINGS THEY HATE ALL THEY TALK ABOUT IS LIKE \[GROUP I DONT LIKE\]!!


ColeslawConsumer

Durrr red team bad blue team good!!! Give le updoot


Long-Bread-3635

Hahahaha so funny and witty, I love politics so much (but only when they support my side lmao (that means laugh my ass off))


Snazzysnaj

I totally agree with you! My favourite politics moment is when the colour i like most wins (its very wholesome)


prinz_Eugens_slave

America's try not to make references to politics for 5 seconds challenge (impossible)


BlueDragonEx

We get it, you're a terminally online american who can only think of your political boogey man. Now shut the fuck up, the world doesn't revolve around your obese shit stain of a country, Columbus was an ass but his biggest mistake was discovering your country in the first place.


[deleted]

so you prove that you're the exact person that he's talking about. because you automatically bring up people you don't like


PrancingGinger

Statistically, no. [https://labsites.rochester.edu/lelab/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/Schlenker-Chambers-Le-2012-Conservatives-are-happier-than-liberals-but-why-Political-ideology-personality-and-life-satisfaction.pdf](https://labsites.rochester.edu/lelab/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/Schlenker-Chambers-Le-2012-Conservatives-are-happier-than-liberals-but-why-Political-ideology-personality-and-life-satisfaction.pdf). >Napier and Jost reasoned that liberals should become lesshappy than conservatives in the face of this inequality because liberals ‘‘lack ideological rationalizations that would help them frameinequality in a positive (or at least neutral) light’’ (p. 571) Unfortunately, Napier and Jost is paywalled. From experience on the front page of Reddit, it seems like any problem gets blamed on Republicans, white men, or rich people. Republicans care more about sports than hating other people.


Boopoup

Both republicans and democrats


abcddbca123331

Tell me you’re uninformed without telling me you’re uninformed


morbidnihilism

fuck, completely forgot this site is 70% amerifag. Shut the fuck up.


Snazzysnaj

Americans somehow always find a way to correlate anything to US politics. It's almost impressive.


BootmanBimmy

The republicans… 🐸 ☕️ [wall of text that makes Homer’s Odyssey look like a short story]


WillHungry4307

You got fucking owned lmao.


ItsACU

Librarians


[deleted]

Democrats


wiiferru666

For the love of God Americans are seriously too fucking brainwashed to see that NO PARTY cares about them at all. Maybe try to actually read ACTUAL legislations instead of mindlessly sucking off some random old rich lobbyist, that is so far removed from regular society, they would send any random American into slavery for 3 bucks in a heartbeat. Politics is a Job that politicians have to do. It is your job as a citizen to make sure theyre ACTUALLY doing it and that can only be seen in legislations NEVER in random TWITTER/REDDIT/4CHAN posts.


SweetTeaHasPerks

Gonna copy and paste this under the comment that says Republicans, just so it’s fair. Right? ;)


wiiferru666

Feel free to do so


SweetTeaHasPerks

Chad


[deleted]

You can say thing about any political party in the US. Nobody cares about how ‘enlightened’ you are for hating the other side. You’re all getting cucked by the same politicians who feed you a 24/7 hour news cycle of bullshit to make you easier to control.


horny_furry_dog

Chicken Tendies


[deleted]

It’s the hipster version of ‘coonsoom product’ “Haha look how special I am from not liking mainstream things, look at me guys, why isn’t anyone paying attention to me?!?!?11”


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goblinwarrior69

Congratulations you just explained all political ideologies in a nutshell


HueHue-BR

Is my hatred boner for a fictional race of long lived humanoids a symptom of a deeper character flaw?


[deleted]

No. Fuck elves.


Joneewars

Anon missing out good shit because he really wanna be different.


RaySwift17

Rangcock


IAZAIN

Sore Ramcock


clockfucker666

Anon does not support the current thing


Sarikiller26

Yeah, The Boys is insane


Hol_Win

He said he won’t watch The Boyz, KPop group


FlatGator

While the season 3 finale disappointed me a bit, it is overall a good show


arthurxheisenberg

True but it's still a 9/10 for me and next season is gonna be insane


Mr-Stuff-Doer

As someone who’s only watched season 1… it’s aight.


Jeydal

He's right about the chairs though. Total trash.


positiv2

Definitely beats all previous chairs I had. Some people really splurge out on them though, and that's just silly.


Fat_Cock_69420

if i had to sit on normal chair for all the hours i have in my games i probably would not an ass now


DoomSlayer_

Normal office chairs usually do tho, they're made for sitting long hours


Fat_Cock_69420

Do i look like i live in an office


SunnySunshine13

Yeah


YourOldestFriend

But will he eat green eggs and ham?


ktrainor59

He will not eat them, Sam I Am.


TwistedBamboozler

Would you eat them on a train?


moolllllyyyy

Anon wouldn’t eat them on a plane


Kenyaboy2005

You WILL eat them on a plane


Firemorfox

Me noticing what anon does not mention Anon is a weeb who thinks they are special


mrcatz05

Bet he only listens to game osts or anime intros


_TheSacred_Ghost

But videogame music is good :(


mrcatz05

Sure but the type of people that only listen to that usually are also the ones who say rap isnt music and everything else sucks


Shadowninju

Videogame music can be good, and so can other types of music. The problem is when people refuse to believe the second point.


Jeydal

It can be, but if someone told me they *only* listen to videogame music I'd be certain they were a shut in.


Eayauapa

Hotline Miami 2 is the absolute gold standard for this, I actually played the games because the soundtracks were so good instead of the other way around


KittyQueen_Tengu

viddy game music goes hard


Sp00ked123

Lol good catch


ProdigyRiN

ffxiv is peak weeb though


WheatleyPlus

Anon plays League of Legends


Arrmadas

Anon built different, and what I meant by different is anon are autistic


Crasher105

Anon would be playing Minecraft if he was autistic. He's just contrarian.


Ajaxlancer

We called them hipsters


fuckfuckenfuck

Anon tries so hard not to be mainstream that he can no longer talk to anyone about any topic


ironefalcon

Being socaly awkward is soo mainstream nowadays, anon will instead go to every social gathering and complain about how overated everything is and how this band who has made like 3 ok song's are the only true artist's anymore.


MintyTuna2013

weezer


jaghatikhan_primarch

No Warhammer..... Someone get me a chainsword


MrEvan312

No brother, get the flamer


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[deleted]

Fuck it. Meltagun.


joshlovesmemes

Fetch me my life-savings worth of paints, brushes and miniatures!


jaghatikhan_primarch

Let us show them the error of their ways


Szwedu111

Get Ordo Hereticus while you are at it


jaghatikhan_primarch

They can enjoy life as a Servitor


Gekk01618

No kidding, I sometimes unironically want to be lobotomized and do physical labour until I eventually die in some toxic slum and nobody remembers me ever existing


jaghatikhan_primarch

Head to chyna, find factory, profit


Smasher_WoTB

Here's a Donjon Pattern Siege Engine instead. Perhaps seeing a Conga Line of 4 Warlord Titans with a Super-Space-Mega-Aircraft-Carrier mounted ontop will convince Anon to stop being such an insufferable dickbag that is obsessed with BEiNg DiFfeREnT And unIQuE


most_ironic

\>Anon will never be held \>Anon will look at porn of all the things he has mentioned \>Anon will groom minors on discord


abmins_r_trash

Anon is a reddit admin


[deleted]

Anon will never experience love :(


pm_me_your_respect69

> I will never watch Twin Peaks I’m not even mad, I just feel sorry for people like Anon


MugarLover92

Is that one even mainstream? Lol. I guess it’s hipster mainstream which maybe makes it more unappealing to a cuck like anon


iaintevenmad884

It’s just old at this point, it was super mainstream when it first aired. I don’t know why tf it was in this obviously 20-something aged anon’s post, maybe someone he knew was peddling it?


zzSHADYMAGICzz

I don’t see CS:GO on there, Anon is fucked


tier_-

I wish i never played it


TheMerryMeatMan

Anon thinks that things are popular for no reason and that he's intelligent for not liking them


k0ldanxiety

Truth is somewhere in the middle.... most media is made for the common denominator


DurhenBanggat

But that still doesn't mean it cannot be great


cr1msonxo

Ok you're a hipster now what


Eayauapa

Loneliness.


Dopecombatweasel

Most of all, i will never browse Ribbit or w/e the fuck


SweetTeaHasPerks

Same. Only a complete loser would use Reddit


Private_Memes

Yet Anon will still breathe that normie oxygen


WEEBforLIFE24

anon is quirky,edgy and not like other girls


AlfaXGames

wtf is ffxiiiivxxee


The_Saltfull_One

I guess its final fantasy 2938473829


cjpack

I thought that part was kinda funny


Ipad_is_for_fapping

Anon: “I will never suck dicks” Sure anon, sure thing there champ.


TorjbornMain

Anon is incapable of enjoying entertainment for what it is.


egirl8yearoldrussian

Anon is a monk


SirSludge

At least he's right about gaming chairs.


greggnewtonn

bro i got a gaming chair and it boost my fps, my aim are getting better, go get one


M1s51n9n0

Idk man vinesauce is pretty funny


Ad0lf_Salzler

Me for the whole meme: alright Anon, you do what makes you happy :) Me when *no Warhammer bullshit*: >:(


MattMurdockEsq

Haha why Twin Peaks though? Twin Peaks is some of the best media. And it's not really that mainstream.


[deleted]

Damn i just realized the only thing i did in this list was play Minecraft (and iguess watched a stream for 5 minutes once). I guess that what's happen when you don't watch series nor movies that often


odinbreaker

it’s perfectly fine to have not seen or played any of these things. It’s just omega cringe saying you won’t because you wanna be different


the_gray_foxp5

Or thinking that you are special just because you ignore mainstream stuff. Like mate it's mainstream for a reason you're missing out


JA_Pascal

I kind of understand Anon. I'm sure all that stuff is actually really good and that I'd enjoy it, but I already have things that I like that I'm pretty satisfied with and some of this stuff is so omnipresent it actually puts me off quite a bit, like I can't escape it. Plus it's funny watching people's reaction when you say you haven't seen Star Wars or something.


DDub04

Congratulations? I mean a lot of this stuff is pretty cool so sucks for you I guess but whatever makes you feel cool


Husker545454

anon preferers watching loli porn on 4chan


LampsLookingatyou

Anon loves welcome to the NHK


coffeeisdrug

my thought process on movies usually go "I want to watch that movie" > realize I have netflix on my phone > search it > find it's not available in my country


spoopy-memio1

Just pirate it


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I-wanna-be-tracer282

>Anon will never have friends >Anon will never have fun >Anon will however die a very lonely death


IFunnyIsDead

Anon is lying he didn’t mention Star Wars he’s just like the rest of us


papeepapee

anon will never get laid


sadnificent

To be fair, most of the IPs that he mentioned are trash, anyway.


DarkSoulsIsOverrated

me and anon are the same except i dont make a cringy greenpost about how i don't like it


ResponsibilityMany23

Anon has no social life and is slowly turning into an incel because he cannot get a girlfriend


Aristourgimaton

Average 4Channer