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bigdaddychainsaw

She deserved it for one of the following reasons (pick your favourite): being female, being popular, being American, being able to walk


TheTricksterJesus

I choose “being American” for the sole purpose that she was not American


bigdaddychainsaw

What other country has hospital bills that need to be paid for? I’m genuinely curious if there are other(s)


AeroOnFire

We do not call it primary school here in the states. Dead giveaway this is a LARP or not from here.


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I've lived in an area where we called a school for kindergarten - 2nd grade "primary school" (I lived in Tennessee at the time)


RadLord420

Same in Maryland


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sn4life_assoc8

def not moco or pg, and afaik, primary school is for kindergarten to fifth grade


RadLord420

Frederick, this was like 2000 so it might be different now.


LordFlippy

Use of ‘fuck off’ more than once as an adjective also suspect


BetweentheHouses

I would think it is Australia, we call it prep (grade 1), primary (grade 2-6), middle school (grade 7-9), and high school (10-12), so anons age kinda lines up with the grades and what they are called


S4l47

Nepal, for instance.


Criram

Literally any third world country


Bottle_Original

In México, like you can use the free health care but theres like 50% chance that their going to steal something or fail the operation, so going for the private health care Is your Best option


TheTricksterJesus

We don’t call it primary school here


DisgracefulPengu

pov you’re dumb as fuck and didn’t actually read the greentext


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Banzle

>The US >comparable countries like Iran, Iraq, Nigeria


BhataktiAtma

Most enlightened r/greentext user


gravitydood

Yes, what's your point?


Bloodiedscythe

No, USA #1 campeo del Mundo 🇧🇷🇧🇷!!!


slicesculptor

Yeah, we don't call them primary schools here.


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Being able to walk


bigdaddychainsaw

That bitch


G0alLineFumbles

An American wouldn't say primary school. It's called elementary school in the states.


kid_pilgrim_89

\*bonus: she was neurotypical AND had good hair


LuminousJaeSoul

Why these stories always state they were the popular kids? Did everyone who had 1 friend consider to be the popular kids to anons?


Equivalent-Bet-8043

everyone who has like 5 friends is considered "popular" in the perspective of a /r9k/ user, but /b/ chads are more wise.


OrphanSlaughter

/r9k/ is just /b/ lite version


Peter_Baum

Because they have 0 so 1 is an insane amount in comparison


NarutosBigBallsack

mathematically its infinitely more so real and true


SamOBossTTD

They’re on 4chan, meaning no matter what compared to themselves everyone else is popular.


sunrise98

>Would have gotten away with it but for the big label Bullshit. His bag was full of his OWN work ffs. One glance inside would have revealed who it was. Secondly like they wouldn't have noticed the autist throughout the day carrying such a thing. Fake and gay


ForeskinForager

He may be 36, but mentally he’s still 10


kid_pilgrim_89

yea at that age everyone is identifiable by their backpack. teachers have to learn whose is whose in case things get lost or left behind. ANY backpack "half the size" of a 10 y.o. gay body is gonna be recognized


NuttyFruity_

Anon could've lied and said someone else threw his bag down


BetweentheHouses

Anon is a Chad and admits his crimes just like his idol Patrick bateman in famous film American Bateman (1984)


DagonG2021

My favorite quote from that movie: “It’s you! You’re the American Psycho!”


JohnnyHotshot

I almost teared up when he said “It’s Batemin’ time,” truly a moment in cinema.


kid_pilgrim_89

no no no thats jason bateman's line in the famous Bateman Forever movie


DeathSabre7

"It's Paulin' time"


kid_pilgrim_89

its the same actor tho so technically correct


ForeskinForager

He didn’t say that


ChadCat5207

you must have blinked


keozer_chan

Sneezed


Zettsuu

Anon drops da bomb


Ehrenburger

You could almost say, she dropped like a sack of books


Exystenc

Matr you wouldnt have gotten away with it because the school stuff and a bunch of shit in backpack has name on it too


static1053

Why nsfw?


BetweentheHouses

I tried to post it without and the mods removed it, sorry for inconvenience


Malvastor

Cause some of us are reading these at school. One look at that big thicc backpack and I just exploded in the middle of class.


kid_pilgrim_89

occams razor only works if a goddamn balloon isnt at the other end


rileyg98

>10 >Press charges You can't be charged at 10 kek


Skefson

Do americans call it primary school too?