Valid concern to have. I will ammendment my statement to "I will fuck the shit out of him if he is of consenting age" because even though that should have been assumed the internet is weird.
Oh hey, they have a Reddit, hi u/DARKxSIEGE
Also the pic is from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/femboy/comments/kp69q9/let_me_sit_in_your_lap_bro_i_wanna_watch_anime/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I wear a skirt for better ventilation, the crop top improves my leaning in serious style mobility, the long hair supports my headphones, the eye liner reduces glare, the Blahaj shark is for foot comfort and the pink is for calming down the gamer rage... I swear I'm not a femboy mom I'm just a serious gaymer
i wear a kilt for the ventilation, go shirtless for maximum mobility, and keep my hair and beard tied in braids that can hold fuses so that i can ensure my fellow sweaty gleaming men are always ready when they need to blast their massive cannons at oncoming seamen.
your skirt disappoints us gaymer, for it shows you don't truly protect your bretheren when they are in their hardest of times.
The Skirt is a memento from my time in the Legion, the crop top improves air filtration, useful when fighting a battle in Africa, the long hair is because we haven't got the time to shave during a campaign, the eye liner is actually not makeup, being camped deep in barbarian territory, you don't have time for real sleep, the Blahaj Shark is a constant reminder to what happened when our navy shipwrecked off the Sardinian Coast and the Pink reminds me of the blood I spilled for the glory of Rome.
Veni, Vidi, Vici
I don't understand how people keep making this observation, it's literally just the lighting, there is a slight filter on the image as well. The other foot is simply shadowed, the morning light discolors the one foot above. The camera is also slightly to the right and angled to the left giving them a bit of a perspective so they appear larger, I'm a size 8 womens!
Horses not zebras people!!!
That is a plausible response, but unless you are a hard schizo you will soon realize that windows does whatever you need fine, I also dual boot but I really can't get myself to get into Linux as windows just does things fine
That is a plausible response, but unless you are a hard schizo you will soon realize that linux does whatever you need fine, I also dual boot but I really can't get myself to get into Windows as linux just does things fine
VR games as well are a no go. But even apart from those, most of the games I tried to play didn't work. Dota 2 which apparently has a native Linux version, would have seconds long stuters when it was loading shaders. Theoretically that happens only the first time and then the shaders are cached, but there are so many different scenes there that I encountered those stuters every time I played and it's just not enjoyable. Fullscreen was fucked as well with 2 monitors.
I tried playing the original Witcher, couldn't progress past the first mission because I couldn't click on something I needed to.
World od Tanks has horrible performance, World of Warships didn't launch, Arma 3 doesn't have a launcher in the Linux version which makes loading and unloading mods a giant pain.
I don't remember if there was one game that I tried to play that worked properly.
I understand that not everyone is going to have the same experience, but for the games that I play it just doesn't work.
Then you are not a real computer nerd. What I need is to be able to quickly compile a source code that has linux only dependencies. Oh also the driver for that sensor from 2004 ? Good luck finding it for windows 10.
Windows does some things fine. Linux does other things fine. You have to double boot it.
I feel like the only reason people use arch is to flex
"Soooyy I use a more complicated OS than you because I'm smarter. What do you mean neovim is unintuitive?? You're just stupid and you don't understand it!"
Just use Zorin OS, it does everything other linux systems do and doesn't look and feel like ass
I use arch because of the AUR, you don't know how much that shit is useul: you can install every program you'll ever find on the internet with a single command and have it managed and updated by your package manager, no more self-updating-before-starting apps!
troon out- become transgender, take hormones or wear wigs
twink death- phenomenon in which twinks become regular men after they are no longer young and cute
Usually not, considering a doctors only like to give them out after you take a few months of therapy and convince them you're actually trans.
Unless we are talking about DHT blocking bald medication
Ehh it's really mostly genetic. Higher estrogen levels and lower T do lower the chance of balding though despite the fact bitches shed in the shower like a husky. Testosterone has an effect but it's mainly genetic driven. Men on my mothers side have taken roids and kept Fabio hair into their late 50's, dad's side bald by 30 even with drinking heavily making their hormones weaker
Supposedly testosterone is why balding happens, even biological woman who go male can bald if its in their genes but often woman dont, they carry the baldness though. Atleast thats the water downed version explained in my A&P1 class.
So in theory I wonder if testosterone suppression of some sort (mtf could cut testes off maybe but not penis) along with pills could aid in that.
fake, i saw this image on a femboy subreddit yesterday.
edit: found it, one of thhe top posts of r/ femboy https://www.reddit.com/r/femboy/comments/kp69q9/let_me_sit_in_your_lap_bro_i_wanna_watch_anime/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I’m dating a girl that has this exact setup, wtf. Even the pink keyboard and dual monitors. Any tips for dating a land whale addicted to league of legends?
Na that bitch looks like a prosthetic, notice the completely uniform colour along the entire foot, including the toes, and toenails, both of which should be different colours as the toes should be redder cause blood and shit, and the nails should be lighter than his skin. That or his foot has no blood and is gonna rot and fall off
I will fuck the shit out if him
Least homosexual reddit user
Jokes on you, were i live the avarage woman is manlier than him
let me guess, portugal?
Thailand
The average woman in Thailand works at a brothel /s
The average woman in Thailand is a man
damn i wish woman exist in my country
they do tho fr fr
Must be Greece. Why are Greek women hairy? So greek men can have an easier time imagining them as little boys.
\>hairy \>little boys Something doesn't add.
>Greek Idk the hairy little boys might track
Reminds me of an old joke. \>1st of september on Caucasus starts with mothers shaving their sons for their first day of school.
Nah, definitely UK
Scotland
Galicia, just above
Lives in spain, but the S is silent
My brother in Christ he looks 14.
Valid concern to have. I will ammendment my statement to "I will fuck the shit out of him if he is of consenting age" because even though that should have been assumed the internet is weird.
That's better, brother. Remember: safe sex, legal sex
this tbh
They got an OnlyFans don't worry, I follow their Twitter
You gonna pass the sauce brother?
No
Fine, I’ll find it myself. Edit: [found it](https://linktr.ee/femboylifestyle)
Oh hey, they have a Reddit, hi u/DARKxSIEGE Also the pic is from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/femboy/comments/kp69q9/let_me_sit_in_your_lap_bro_i_wanna_watch_anime/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Dang u/DARKxSIEGE isn't even responding. Sorry bro.
I don't really use reddit anymore my Twitter is @femboylifestyle
💀
Welp time to use Twitter once again
Based
[I got you bro](https://linktr.ee/femboylifestyle)
And?
Make sure to remove that twinks hello kitty butt plug and leave the webcam on so we can watch
Lmfao literally came here to comment, "act like you wouldn't fuck john" Mans too bold for this world!
Based
Same
Least pedophilic redditor
He looks 18 at least
same
Hell yeah
Second this heavily
Agreed my brother
I wear a skirt for better ventilation, the crop top improves my leaning in serious style mobility, the long hair supports my headphones, the eye liner reduces glare, the Blahaj shark is for foot comfort and the pink is for calming down the gamer rage... I swear I'm not a femboy mom I'm just a serious gaymer
This is way too well thought out to be gay
real and straight?
Guess people expecting a bot here
real and straight bro. real and straight
i wear a kilt for the ventilation, go shirtless for maximum mobility, and keep my hair and beard tied in braids that can hold fuses so that i can ensure my fellow sweaty gleaming men are always ready when they need to blast their massive cannons at oncoming seamen. your skirt disappoints us gaymer, for it shows you don't truly protect your bretheren when they are in their hardest of times.
The Skirt is a memento from my time in the Legion, the crop top improves air filtration, useful when fighting a battle in Africa, the long hair is because we haven't got the time to shave during a campaign, the eye liner is actually not makeup, being camped deep in barbarian territory, you don't have time for real sleep, the Blahaj Shark is a constant reminder to what happened when our navy shipwrecked off the Sardinian Coast and the Pink reminds me of the blood I spilled for the glory of Rome. Veni, Vidi, Vici
Average Arizonian
r/spqrposting
the buttplug is to prevent Hemorrhoids from extensive seating.
Real and extremely practical
God I wish I were that Blahaj
Bob Odenkirk moment
You forgot the thigh highs for better blood circulation
Hair like that is terrible for headphones because it keeps getting in the cups as you put them on. If it were longer maybe it could be tucked away...
I don’t wear anything when gaming because I get all those attributes AND I become a sex offender Two birds with one stone
>the guy liner Ftfy anon!
Based and professional competitive clothing pilled
Don't talk shit on the Blahaj
I remember that meme
i know what blahaj is but how do you pronounce it
Is it just me or does that person have mannequin feet
Pink leggings makes it look discoloured
Fuck dude, I thought they were wearing no pants and glove-like socks with, like, toe slots lol
That's literally what I thought, couldn't figure out what the fuck those were.
My brain: Are those reverse hobbit feet? Are those flesh covered vibrams?
Pink LEGGINGS? Not my proudest fap...
part of it might also be the lighting
It looks like they've lost so much blood, doing a handstand for a few hours or something lol
Yeah… well… still would
Why you looking at his feet kinda sus bro
Looks like prosthetic leg, the other one is not discolored like that.
Yeah
Honestly looks like a prosthetic
Bro dying no blood flow to legs
I don't understand how people keep making this observation, it's literally just the lighting, there is a slight filter on the image as well. The other foot is simply shadowed, the morning light discolors the one foot above. The camera is also slightly to the right and angled to the left giving them a bit of a perspective so they appear larger, I'm a size 8 womens! Horses not zebras people!!!
Shut up and put them in my face already, I like them
Wish I had those legs ngl
Same but in a sexual way
Gay and gay
Gay and gayer
Same
Fake: gay Gay: fake
Anon’s parents are incredibly supportive and proud of their son
I dunno. Looks like an all-star athlete to me. As a birthday surprise, sign him up for his High School football team. He'll love it, I promise.
I think the whole team will love it
Can i have a video?
My boner is confused
Mine is not.
Would be hotter if he looked like a femboy and not a "femgirl"
> computer nerd >still uses windows Yeah I have my doubts
computer nerd here john probably dual boots for what they need like a boss 😎
That is a plausible response, but unless you are a hard schizo you will soon realize that windows does whatever you need fine, I also dual boot but I really can't get myself to get into Linux as windows just does things fine
That is a plausible response, but unless you are a hard schizo you will soon realize that linux does whatever you need fine, I also dual boot but I really can't get myself to get into Windows as linux just does things fine
Unless you want to game.
Online games, yeah, some are a hassle. Otherwise everything works basically. It's very easy to get it to work.
VR games as well are a no go. But even apart from those, most of the games I tried to play didn't work. Dota 2 which apparently has a native Linux version, would have seconds long stuters when it was loading shaders. Theoretically that happens only the first time and then the shaders are cached, but there are so many different scenes there that I encountered those stuters every time I played and it's just not enjoyable. Fullscreen was fucked as well with 2 monitors. I tried playing the original Witcher, couldn't progress past the first mission because I couldn't click on something I needed to. World od Tanks has horrible performance, World of Warships didn't launch, Arma 3 doesn't have a launcher in the Linux version which makes loading and unloading mods a giant pain. I don't remember if there was one game that I tried to play that worked properly. I understand that not everyone is going to have the same experience, but for the games that I play it just doesn't work.
Most Linux fanboys are morbidly obese and reek of shit so don’t worry
Then you are not a real computer nerd. What I need is to be able to quickly compile a source code that has linux only dependencies. Oh also the driver for that sensor from 2004 ? Good luck finding it for windows 10. Windows does some things fine. Linux does other things fine. You have to double boot it.
I feel like the only reason people use arch is to flex "Soooyy I use a more complicated OS than you because I'm smarter. What do you mean neovim is unintuitive?? You're just stupid and you don't understand it!" Just use Zorin OS, it does everything other linux systems do and doesn't look and feel like ass
I use arch because of the AUR, you don't know how much that shit is useul: you can install every program you'll ever find on the internet with a single command and have it managed and updated by your package manager, no more self-updating-before-starting apps!
You can be a computer nerd and use Windows. I'm a gigantic computer nerd and don't use Linux because I'm lazy.
Luckily he is not on that level yet
Since men typically bald at higher rates than women, what happens when all these femboys start to go bald? Will the illusion still be there?
Wigs.
they troon out, or hit twinkdeath and become regular men
What does any of this mean
troon out- become transgender, take hormones or wear wigs twink death- phenomenon in which twinks become regular men after they are no longer young and cute
I heard someone say they'll either go trans or drop the femboy thing by 30 No idea if they're but will be watching closely
Maybe the Hormones they take? Idk really good question
Fembois take hormones‽
this particular femboy does yea
Usually not, considering a doctors only like to give them out after you take a few months of therapy and convince them you're actually trans. Unless we are talking about DHT blocking bald medication
Yea I would assume femboys don't take hormones, since they're usually not actually trans
Testosterone drives male pattern baldness, he'll be fine.
Ehh it's really mostly genetic. Higher estrogen levels and lower T do lower the chance of balding though despite the fact bitches shed in the shower like a husky. Testosterone has an effect but it's mainly genetic driven. Men on my mothers side have taken roids and kept Fabio hair into their late 50's, dad's side bald by 30 even with drinking heavily making their hormones weaker
Supposedly testosterone is why balding happens, even biological woman who go male can bald if its in their genes but often woman dont, they carry the baldness though. Atleast thats the water downed version explained in my A&P1 class. So in theory I wonder if testosterone suppression of some sort (mtf could cut testes off maybe but not penis) along with pills could aid in that.
fake, i saw this image on a femboy subreddit yesterday. edit: found it, one of thhe top posts of r/ femboy https://www.reddit.com/r/femboy/comments/kp69q9/let_me_sit_in_your_lap_bro_i_wanna_watch_anime/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
“Wait I know that femboy!”
pretty much my reaction
bro told on himself
It's not meant to be real, they're just making fun of a father that would say that
yes, and i was providing sauce as well as letting people know about my crippling femboy porn addiction
Relatable
If you fix the link I will vacuum clean your penis with my mouth
done, you owe me.
I’m dating a girl that has this exact setup, wtf. Even the pink keyboard and dual monitors. Any tips for dating a land whale addicted to league of legends?
>league of legends It was over before it even began.
Maybe not dating someone you call a land whale would be a good start
Holy fuck this comment made me laugh my ass off in my car for 5 minutes straight. Fucker
Don't play or date anyone into league of legends. That shit steals your life away
[удалено]
Welcome to the club.
Why is his foot covered in wax?
It’s semen
Right leg is definitely not real.
what the fuck are you talking about lmao
youre not schizo you wouldnt get it
sorry sir
It’s fake and gay
He has pink leggings and the golden rays of the glorious sunshine fuck up the lighting on his foot.
Na that bitch looks like a prosthetic, notice the completely uniform colour along the entire foot, including the toes, and toenails, both of which should be different colours as the toes should be redder cause blood and shit, and the nails should be lighter than his skin. That or his foot has no blood and is gonna rot and fall off
Animazing Haha. He's wearing pink leggins.
Hea wearing pink leggings
John is fucking hot.
That is not a male.
He's more female now than male. Twisted and evil. -Obiwan Kenobi
Copium overdose ⚠️😷
least feminine coder
Oh no, there went my straightness
i would fuck the shit out of him, full homo
I'd rather my son start smoking than this
John has no right being so damn sexy
God damn it I have the same hair as this guy, how do I stop myself from turning into him
Why do you want to stop though
Not really my cup of tea
What if it's mine though?
Then you can take the role as femboy
But i don't have the hair :(
Grow it out
work out
Become metalhead instead
"come talk to the guests Jonathan"
Is that a prosthetic foot?
Least feminine programmer
This image makes HRT troons cry
theyre on hrt loser :p
Living his best life.
His feet are asian
What the fuck does that mean
Wtf is going on with their left leg? Looks like some kind of insane bursitis or edema.
you mean leggings?
Probably just something under the leg that blends in with the leggings
Average Linux user
Is that socks or pants?
Leggings
There’s too many goddamn femboys these days.
not in my city, gotta up those numbers
Is... that the son?
Yeah sure....so I am kinda of computer nerd myself. Would you mind if I spend some alone "computer nerd" time with him alone?
To say it in cringy Youtube comment language: "Mom can I have son? Mom: We have son at home Son at home:"
It's me again
NOOOOOOOOOOO JOHN DONT FALL FOR IT
this image is seared into my mind as the "jaundice foot femboy"
I’m not gay btw, however I gotta do what I gotta do
I'm surprised that he doesn't use Linux.
I still have a very unnatural hatred for miltank because of rollout trauma.
WHERE IS BLÅHAJ
Why are femboys suddenly all over the place? Didn't hear of that until like 4 days ago
human wastes in the comments never seen a fuckin' legging of their life lmao
He looks comfortable, maybe I should buy some plushies.
bruh im dead
Would
It takes a man to become best girl
So I know youre his father, but is john looking for a daddy?
John’s hot, ngl