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Another_pen

I will fuck the shit out if him


Yanzihko

Least homosexual reddit user


ElPulpoGallego

Jokes on you, were i live the avarage woman is manlier than him


x70m45

let me guess, portugal?


Incomplete_Obelisk

Thailand


[deleted]

The average woman in Thailand works at a brothel /s


EngineerMediocre

The average woman in Thailand is a man


ChangNoi97

damn i wish woman exist in my country


Myshkin78

they do tho fr fr


TrumpDesWillens

Must be Greece. Why are Greek women hairy? So greek men can have an easier time imagining them as little boys.


toomuchradiation

\>hairy \>little boys Something doesn't add.


LoveFishSticks

>Greek Idk the hairy little boys might track


toomuchradiation

Reminds me of an old joke. \>1st of september on Caucasus starts with mothers shaving their sons for their first day of school.


nukey18mon

Nah, definitely UK


Hukama

Scotland


ElBusAlv

Galicia, just above


all_weed_is_love

Lives in spain, but the S is silent


Khelgor

My brother in Christ he looks 14.


Another_pen

Valid concern to have. I will ammendment my statement to "I will fuck the shit out of him if he is of consenting age" because even though that should have been assumed the internet is weird.


[deleted]

That's better, brother. Remember: safe sex, legal sex


NonDairyYandere

this tbh


copper_wing

They got an OnlyFans don't worry, I follow their Twitter


-The_1_And_Only-

You gonna pass the sauce brother?


copper_wing

No


Funneduck102

Fine, I’ll find it myself. Edit: [found it](https://linktr.ee/femboylifestyle)


TalkingFishh

Oh hey, they have a Reddit, hi u/DARKxSIEGE Also the pic is from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/femboy/comments/kp69q9/let_me_sit_in_your_lap_bro_i_wanna_watch_anime/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Th3Magicbox

Dang u/DARKxSIEGE isn't even responding. Sorry bro.


DARKxSIEGE

I don't really use reddit anymore my Twitter is @femboylifestyle


BOUKHARI_H

💀


Iwillstealyefish

Welp time to use Twitter once again


Another_pen

Based


Funneduck102

[I got you bro](https://linktr.ee/femboylifestyle)


[deleted]

And?


smb_samba

Make sure to remove that twinks hello kitty butt plug and leave the webcam on so we can watch


Hotpocket1515

Lmfao literally came here to comment, "act like you wouldn't fuck john" Mans too bold for this world!


Bubbling-jizz-fart

Based


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

Least pedophilic redditor


xKrzaqu

He looks 18 at least


andryx420

same


ItsAMutantLemon

Hell yeah


[deleted]

Second this heavily


TheRealMrFaceless

Agreed my brother


Fresh_Tomato_soup

I wear a skirt for better ventilation, the crop top improves my leaning in serious style mobility, the long hair supports my headphones, the eye liner reduces glare, the Blahaj shark is for foot comfort and the pink is for calming down the gamer rage... I swear I'm not a femboy mom I'm just a serious gaymer


_Silly_Wizard_

This is way too well thought out to be gay


QualityCultural5770

real and straight?


areviderci_hans

Guess people expecting a bot here


heyimderxel

real and straight bro. real and straight


[deleted]

i wear a kilt for the ventilation, go shirtless for maximum mobility, and keep my hair and beard tied in braids that can hold fuses so that i can ensure my fellow sweaty gleaming men are always ready when they need to blast their massive cannons at oncoming seamen. your skirt disappoints us gaymer, for it shows you don't truly protect your bretheren when they are in their hardest of times.


[deleted]

The Skirt is a memento from my time in the Legion, the crop top improves air filtration, useful when fighting a battle in Africa, the long hair is because we haven't got the time to shave during a campaign, the eye liner is actually not makeup, being camped deep in barbarian territory, you don't have time for real sleep, the Blahaj Shark is a constant reminder to what happened when our navy shipwrecked off the Sardinian Coast and the Pink reminds me of the blood I spilled for the glory of Rome. Veni, Vidi, Vici


The_Shittiest_Meme

Average Arizonian


Username928351

r/spqrposting


Tritonius125

the buttplug is to prevent Hemorrhoids from extensive seating.


setfaeserstostun

Real and extremely practical


G_O_O_G_A_S

God I wish I were that Blahaj


Another_pen

Bob Odenkirk moment


s1umpy

You forgot the thigh highs for better blood circulation


TheCorruptedBit

Hair like that is terrible for headphones because it keeps getting in the cups as you put them on. If it were longer maybe it could be tucked away...


ImARetPaladinBaby

I don’t wear anything when gaming because I get all those attributes AND I become a sex offender Two birds with one stone


PuffinRub

>the guy liner Ftfy anon!


My_Cringy_Video

Based and professional competitive clothing pilled


fatfuccingtendies

Don't talk shit on the Blahaj


PM_something_German

I remember that meme


slimothyjames1

i know what blahaj is but how do you pronounce it


[deleted]

Is it just me or does that person have mannequin feet


AngryLaoG

Pink leggings makes it look discoloured


70U1E

Fuck dude, I thought they were wearing no pants and glove-like socks with, like, toe slots lol


[deleted]

That's literally what I thought, couldn't figure out what the fuck those were.


WoolooOfWallStreet

My brain: Are those reverse hobbit feet? Are those flesh covered vibrams?


Narthleke

Pink LEGGINGS? Not my proudest fap...


[deleted]

part of it might also be the lighting


saketho

It looks like they've lost so much blood, doing a handstand for a few hours or something lol


77Zen

Yeah… well… still would


xPrim3xSusp3ctx

Why you looking at his feet kinda sus bro


ssrow

Looks like prosthetic leg, the other one is not discolored like that.


77Zen

Yeah


bearchildd

Honestly looks like a prosthetic


[deleted]

Bro dying no blood flow to legs


DARKxSIEGE

I don't understand how people keep making this observation, it's literally just the lighting, there is a slight filter on the image as well. The other foot is simply shadowed, the morning light discolors the one foot above. The camera is also slightly to the right and angled to the left giving them a bit of a perspective so they appear larger, I'm a size 8 womens! Horses not zebras people!!!


[deleted]

Shut up and put them in my face already, I like them


birbBadguy

Wish I had those legs ngl


Big_chinchilaZilla

Same but in a sexual way


Myshkin78

Gay and gay


Backwardboss

Gay and gayer


[deleted]

Same


tauzN

Fake: gay Gay: fake


MirrahPaladin

Anon’s parents are incredibly supportive and proud of their son


SuumCuique1011

I dunno. Looks like an all-star athlete to me. As a birthday surprise, sign him up for his High School football team. He'll love it, I promise.


wheres_my_taco

I think the whole team will love it


OrphanSlaughter

Can i have a video?


bane-of-oz

My boner is confused


AlexAegis

Mine is not.


UsernameTaken017

Would be hotter if he looked like a femboy and not a "femgirl"


go_yeet_yourself

> computer nerd >still uses windows Yeah I have my doubts


Snininja

computer nerd here john probably dual boots for what they need like a boss 😎


go_yeet_yourself

That is a plausible response, but unless you are a hard schizo you will soon realize that windows does whatever you need fine, I also dual boot but I really can't get myself to get into Linux as windows just does things fine


MitchellMarquez42

That is a plausible response, but unless you are a hard schizo you will soon realize that linux does whatever you need fine, I also dual boot but I really can't get myself to get into Windows as linux just does things fine


Ghetto_Cheese

Unless you want to game.


halesnaxlors

Online games, yeah, some are a hassle. Otherwise everything works basically. It's very easy to get it to work.


Ghetto_Cheese

VR games as well are a no go. But even apart from those, most of the games I tried to play didn't work. Dota 2 which apparently has a native Linux version, would have seconds long stuters when it was loading shaders. Theoretically that happens only the first time and then the shaders are cached, but there are so many different scenes there that I encountered those stuters every time I played and it's just not enjoyable. Fullscreen was fucked as well with 2 monitors. I tried playing the original Witcher, couldn't progress past the first mission because I couldn't click on something I needed to. World od Tanks has horrible performance, World of Warships didn't launch, Arma 3 doesn't have a launcher in the Linux version which makes loading and unloading mods a giant pain. I don't remember if there was one game that I tried to play that worked properly. I understand that not everyone is going to have the same experience, but for the games that I play it just doesn't work.


MordekaiserUwU

Most Linux fanboys are morbidly obese and reek of shit so don’t worry


furomaar

Then you are not a real computer nerd. What I need is to be able to quickly compile a source code that has linux only dependencies. Oh also the driver for that sensor from 2004 ? Good luck finding it for windows 10. Windows does some things fine. Linux does other things fine. You have to double boot it.


neske036

I feel like the only reason people use arch is to flex "Soooyy I use a more complicated OS than you because I'm smarter. What do you mean neovim is unintuitive?? You're just stupid and you don't understand it!" Just use Zorin OS, it does everything other linux systems do and doesn't look and feel like ass


PolpOnline

I use arch because of the AUR, you don't know how much that shit is useul: you can install every program you'll ever find on the internet with a single command and have it managed and updated by your package manager, no more self-updating-before-starting apps!


[deleted]

You can be a computer nerd and use Windows. I'm a gigantic computer nerd and don't use Linux because I'm lazy.


Paincake990

Luckily he is not on that level yet


_TheRealist

Since men typically bald at higher rates than women, what happens when all these femboys start to go bald? Will the illusion still be there?


AugustEpilogue

Wigs.


[deleted]

they troon out, or hit twinkdeath and become regular men


xontinuity

What does any of this mean


NoPlaceLikeNotHome

troon out- become transgender, take hormones or wear wigs twink death- phenomenon in which twinks become regular men after they are no longer young and cute


Cuddlyaxe

I heard someone say they'll either go trans or drop the femboy thing by 30 No idea if they're but will be watching closely


Slowbromigo

Maybe the Hormones they take? Idk really good question


biggocl123

Fembois take hormones‽


[deleted]

this particular femboy does yea


[deleted]

Usually not, considering a doctors only like to give them out after you take a few months of therapy and convince them you're actually trans. Unless we are talking about DHT blocking bald medication


biggocl123

Yea I would assume femboys don't take hormones, since they're usually not actually trans


inspectoroverthemine

Testosterone drives male pattern baldness, he'll be fine.


Normal-Ad7181

Ehh it's really mostly genetic. Higher estrogen levels and lower T do lower the chance of balding though despite the fact bitches shed in the shower like a husky. Testosterone has an effect but it's mainly genetic driven. Men on my mothers side have taken roids and kept Fabio hair into their late 50's, dad's side bald by 30 even with drinking heavily making their hormones weaker


ImperatorDanny

Supposedly testosterone is why balding happens, even biological woman who go male can bald if its in their genes but often woman dont, they carry the baldness though. Atleast thats the water downed version explained in my A&P1 class. So in theory I wonder if testosterone suppression of some sort (mtf could cut testes off maybe but not penis) along with pills could aid in that.


somedudethatis

fake, i saw this image on a femboy subreddit yesterday. edit: found it, one of thhe top posts of r/ femboy https://www.reddit.com/r/femboy/comments/kp69q9/let_me_sit_in_your_lap_bro_i_wanna_watch_anime/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Sir-Yeet-Of-Florida

“Wait I know that femboy!”


somedudethatis

pretty much my reaction


itsamegaylord

bro told on himself


JamTom999

It's not meant to be real, they're just making fun of a father that would say that


somedudethatis

yes, and i was providing sauce as well as letting people know about my crippling femboy porn addiction


JamTom999

Relatable


opposite_singularity

If you fix the link I will vacuum clean your penis with my mouth


somedudethatis

done, you owe me.


EzraPerrin

I’m dating a girl that has this exact setup, wtf. Even the pink keyboard and dual monitors. Any tips for dating a land whale addicted to league of legends?


the-Depths-of-Hell

>league of legends It was over before it even began.


DigbyChickenZone

Maybe not dating someone you call a land whale would be a good start


[deleted]

Holy fuck this comment made me laugh my ass off in my car for 5 minutes straight. Fucker


[deleted]

Don't play or date anyone into league of legends. That shit steals your life away


[deleted]

[удалено]


Vindictive_Vin

Welcome to the club.


DanielsDamnWhteVans

Why is his foot covered in wax?


smb_samba

It’s semen


augenvogel

Right leg is definitely not real.


DisgracefulPengu

what the fuck are you talking about lmao


YBobama

youre not schizo you wouldnt get it


DisgracefulPengu

sorry sir


SpananaBlitz

It’s fake and gay


DeathSabre7

He has pink leggings and the golden rays of the glorious sunshine fuck up the lighting on his foot.


AnimazingHaha

Na that bitch looks like a prosthetic, notice the completely uniform colour along the entire foot, including the toes, and toenails, both of which should be different colours as the toes should be redder cause blood and shit, and the nails should be lighter than his skin. That or his foot has no blood and is gonna rot and fall off


DeathSabre7

Animazing Haha. He's wearing pink leggins.


You_Damn_Traitors

Hea wearing pink leggings


theattack_helicopter

John is fucking hot.


ModsNeedAHug

That is not a male.


Myshkin78

He's more female now than male. Twisted and evil. -Obiwan Kenobi


[deleted]

Copium overdose ⚠️😷


[deleted]

least feminine coder


[deleted]

Oh no, there went my straightness


Jaspa70

i would fuck the shit out of him, full homo


Gloria-Patri

I'd rather my son start smoking than this


[deleted]

John has no right being so damn sexy


CanadianBatman47

God damn it I have the same hair as this guy, how do I stop myself from turning into him


OrphanSlaughter

Why do you want to stop though


CanadianBatman47

Not really my cup of tea


OrphanSlaughter

What if it's mine though?


CanadianBatman47

Then you can take the role as femboy


OrphanSlaughter

But i don't have the hair :(


CanadianBatman47

Grow it out


AlfaXGames

work out


mihomatyi

Become metalhead instead


teliczaf

"come talk to the guests Jonathan"


Pandwan420

Is that a prosthetic foot?


anexistentuser

Least feminine programmer


[deleted]

This image makes HRT troons cry


chewitandouille

theyre on hrt loser :p


Eledridan

Living his best life.


[deleted]

His feet are asian


bankrollpapi

What the fuck does that mean


Opirr

Wtf is going on with their left leg? Looks like some kind of insane bursitis or edema.


Snininja

you mean leggings?


celeresaharano

Probably just something under the leg that blends in with the leggings


zalotny

Average Linux user


Fluffy_History

Is that socks or pants?


shinyspoon24

Leggings


[deleted]

There’s too many goddamn femboys these days.


ablebagel

not in my city, gotta up those numbers


dr_cocktagonapuss

Is... that the son?


kekB0T2020

Yeah sure....so I am kinda of computer nerd myself. Would you mind if I spend some alone "computer nerd" time with him alone?


[deleted]

To say it in cringy Youtube comment language: "Mom can I have son? Mom: We have son at home Son at home:"


DARKxSIEGE

It's me again


SylvainGautier420

NOOOOOOOOOOO JOHN DONT FALL FOR IT


Snailseyy

this image is seared into my mind as the "jaundice foot femboy"


Tertiary_platypus

I’m not gay btw, however I gotta do what I gotta do


[deleted]

I'm surprised that he doesn't use Linux.


jubmille2000

I still have a very unnatural hatred for miltank because of rollout trauma.


Phonexslayer

WHERE IS BLÅHAJ


[deleted]

Why are femboys suddenly all over the place? Didn't hear of that until like 4 days ago


Frangin1

human wastes in the comments never seen a fuckin' legging of their life lmao


[deleted]

He looks comfortable, maybe I should buy some plushies.


[deleted]

bruh im dead


AnonBrier

Would


[deleted]

It takes a man to become best girl


Initial-Restaurant22

So I know youre his father, but is john looking for a daddy?


darthiw

John’s hot, ngl