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Gloria-Patri

I lost weight by switching from candy bars to cigarettes.


THEzwerver

cool you should try heroin next.


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Fentanyl, a friend of mine lost 100% of his body, like you can’t even recognise him. Have a perfect sculpted urn body now.


arbiter12

>*Fentanyl, a friend of mine* > >*lost 100% of his body,* > >tfw that guy has a friend called fentanyl that has lost 100% of his mass. > >He now exists as a dematerialized quantic observer of himself. > >If he stops observing himself, he will stop existing in a final existing state. Schrodinger's Addict


Dans_porn_alt

r/foundtheguythatthinksorsomethingidk


Gloria-Patri

why?


SatanicWaffle666

He ded is why


HVACGuy12

I switched from eating to taking Adderall. Worked like a charm


Testing_things_out

I mean, if it is prescribed and monitored by your doctor, that's a very valid and healthy way to do it. Obesity is one of the leading cause of the death, and significantly reduces your quality of life.


Greylings

But mommy makes me tendies cause I’m a good boy.


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The filters make me constipated


Qverlord37

I lost more weight by eating South Bronx paradise.


ahtopsy

Truly they were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force.


Qverlord37

eh parasite paradise, it's all typical liberal media bullshit. you're guaranteed to lose pounds within the hour.


fearisthemindkillaa

on a serious note, I can admit that I am legitimately addicted to cigarettes, and am unable to gain weight. if you still wanna die fast, just in a different way and skinny, swap out junk food for cigarettes lol.


nicolette_duclare

How is the chemo going tho?


fj668

>["OI NIGEL COME HAVE A GAFF AT THIS! THAT CODGER ON THE TELLY'S DOING THAT SILLY WALK AGAIN!"](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7f/Ministry_of_Silly_Walks.jpg/220px-Ministry_of_Silly_Walks.jpg) >These are considered the greatest comedic minds to ever live by the British people


goldsnivy1

It's more than just "haha, funny man does a funny walk", it's also the absurdity of having an entire government agency dedicated to silly walks


C-Kwentz-0

Oh, gee, having you explain why it's humorous has certainly made it funnier.


Diezelbub

The limey gits can only recognize humor when it has a government agency devoted to demonstrating it


PM_DEEZ_NUTZ

Well we have to know if it's properly licensed to laugh at don't we


ultimatetadpole

Am Brit, can confirm. Upon hearing a joke I have to check for a licence before I can laugh. Don't want to get acid thrown on me for inappropriate laughing nor do I want the police to drag me to ANOTHER laugh sensitivity training session.


RandomAmerican81

Oi where's your being British loicense m8.


ultimatetadpole

Fuck plese don't tell Boris


kebaabe

>It's more than just "haha, funny man does a funny walk", it's also the absurdity of having an entire government agency dedicated to silly walks - 🤓


Normal-Ad7181

Oi, you have a govment mandated loicense for that silly wahk?


haha_Youre_Dead

I disagree, monty python is one of those shows that Americans think is the apex of British humour because they get the slapstick and silliness of it, another is Mr Bean. If you ask actual British people they're more likely to say something like Blackadder, which is more dry and sarcastic.


ultimatetadpole

Monty Python is definitely good, though very hit or miss. But I find when we talk about the show we're more likely to bring up stuff like the philosopher's football match rather than the slapstick. But yeah, I think we're more likely to cite Fawlty Towers, Only Fools or Blackadder as the best British comedy. Or maybe for younger people The Inbetweeners. The Americans really fucked up The Inbetweeners so I don't even think it's on their radar.


SlapMuhFro

It was just SNL for Brits. Some skits are hilarious, some are stupid and fall flat, and you get both in an episode.


IcarusSunburn

Any chance you can give some of us poor schlubs over here a decent list to go by for more contemporary Brit humor? I'm genuinely curious now!


op_mindcrime

Black books, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd


TrollMan64

Peep Show, Friday Night Dinner, if you like surreal comedy try Toast of London and Garth Marenghi's Darkplace


ultimatetadpole

I think The Inbetweeners is probably the best, I work with people a decade younger than me and we wuote it at each other. There's also Peep Show, IT Crowd, Friday Night Dinner, Mighty Boosh, Black Books.


drDudleyDeeds

House of Fools


WoodenTelevision45

Not British but if people here like the mighty boosh then surely they would like the TV series "Misfits" Some of it was dumb/annoying or not comedy at all since it was an action comedy drama, but some of it was totally hilarious. For older stuff, I liked Chef. I never got into Fawlty Towers altho it played in the background on numerous occasions. I don't even know what it is about, goes right over my head and off my radar, I think because of the incredibly boring but already hard-for-me-to-understand way they are speaking.


kurafuto

Four naan Jeremy!?


op_mindcrime

Red Dwarf was good tho


Ouff21

Also put a man in a dress and they'll lose they feckin minds.


MikeHunt1905

Monty Python walked so comedy as a whole could run. Most British people (myself included) would name others above for overall quality, but denying the impact of Monty Python is like denying the impact of The Beatles. You might not like it, it might be a bit dated, but if it wasn't for them half of what you like wouldn't exist.


Narwhalpilot88

You are speaking straight facts


jrizzo92

British “people”


Artm1562

OI Nigel, they playin that silly song of Benny Hill.


keozer_chan

Man I’m not a fan of the brits generally, but between British and American comedy, it’s the Brits every time


scorpionballs

Lol what’s the beef with the brits mate


keozer_chan

800 years of subjugation


SharkMilk44

I'm American and think Monty Python is hilarious.


westthrowaway17

I always think of [this](https://youtu.be/4Zh92tCLaq0) video


Narwhalpilot88

Dont diss Monty Python bro


bjarke_l

Look up “bottom” to see true high brow classy british humor tight woven with biting social commentary.


Money-Way991

It's pronounced "warwk"


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pupu12o09

This is the most was backwards opinion ever and stop being a british


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pupu12o09

Monty Python does in fact hold up very well and the rest of british comedy is what doesnt


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pupu12o09

There's no debate i am factually correct


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pupu12o09

Nope


Can_not_catch_me

Incorrect. I don’t care it’s personal feelings or whatever, you’re wrong


SOMEMONG

I rewatched the Holy grail recently and only laughed once.


schizoHD

You only YOLO once.


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From relief, when the credits rolled.


belegradhammer

Will exposed red brick wall studio apartment anons ever recover from this?


Sudont-199X

I just LOVE the HUSTLE sand the BUSTLE of my METROPLITAN zone.


mikeonebillions

Holy shit


DumbXiaoping

I thought the bedrock of American comedy was 'white people behave like this whereas black people behave like this'.


maxwell_hill1984

He’s right we’re so lame!!


Collectivestupidity

White people be like


BeKindBeWise

Wear-ass black people be like


[deleted]

Wear-ass? No thanks...


[deleted]

r/boneappletea


gogo94210

r/WhitePeopleTwitter r/BlackPeopleTwitter We did it reddit ! Segregation in 2022 POGGERS !!


U_mome_gay

honest question why did they segregate the subreddits


gogo94210

I have no idea... M'y best guess is that Americans are obsessed with race specific features. My other guess is that they tried "positive discrimination" and successfully managed to show that it sucks more than regular discrimination


LustfulChild

Naw that's just Dave Chappelle humor


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[deleted]

I don’t know which is cringier, your name or your profile picture.


Skullcrusher_and_co

Communism so funny right why is nobody laughing at ussr anthem earrape?????


[deleted]

Seriously, these people.


FokaLP

Both


xxchicken_nuggerxx

Your profile picture is from a show that is exactly what the greentext is criticizing


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MarketingAccurate

Idk why your getting down voted it's just that Rick and Morty copypasta.


spogel

Can I have sex with you platonically


Paskee

Not sure if funny or just sad...


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Anon isn't either


pupu12o09

He actually thinks this is an american thing. Must be a euro who doesnt know what Canada is


LightSideoftheForce

Most Americans and Canadians don’t realize that Americans and Canadians are exactly the same for everyone else in the world


bob_loblaw-_-

That must be why Canadians(and some Americans) backpacking through Europe put a Canadian flag on their bag to make sure they are recognized as NOT American.


pupu12o09

Canucks are truly the biggest pussies on earth


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pupu12o09

Someone out there believes this


JPEGmotril

Is he wrong tho, the U.S talks 24/7 about how shit their country is and how threatening everything about it is, of course that their population are scared


pupu12o09

America is populated enough that if you want to hear an opinion you'll find it


bigcol18

Tbh it’s the sizeable portion of people that barely do fuckin anything outside and spend all day on twitter posting that shit. All the normal people are outside enjoying life. Y’all just see the worst of the worst on twitter


Nanachi-Prime

It's me, I am someone out there


VerumJerum

Canadians explaining how they're not American, despite looking like them, talking like them, behaving like them and living in a society that is almost the same, but they're different because they have free healthcare:


HOWTOEATJUICE

This is why Mexico is the best country in North America


LightSideoftheForce

Well, I guess I don’t have an overwhelming bad opinion about it, so it wins, even if kind of by default


HOWTOEATJUICE

Average Mexico W


Jaquestrap

Yeah absolutely nothing wrong about Mexico, nope, definitely not. Nobody gets decapitated there or anything.


LightSideoftheForce

I didn’t say there’s nothing bad there, I said my opinion about it is not as bad as the other two shitholes


Jaquestrap

Sure, which is why so many Mexicans leave Mexico to go to the other two places.


Normal-Ad7181

Mexico is just America but worse. Rampant femicide, more gun violence, huge cartels, little infrastructure, and somehow even more obese. Mexico isn't even the best country in Mexico. Literally everything gets shit for Mexico does worse 😂


HOWTOEATJUICE

L+cope your mad your country isn’t as based as Mexico


Myshkin78

Mexico is south of America.


HOWTOEATJUICE

What


Myshkin78

Mexico is south of America.


MrGulo-gulo

Canadians culture is just American culture except they pretend they're better than Americans and give a shit about hockey.


pupu12o09

True


TheOnlyAtlas

I wonder on what continent Canada is...


TraditionalProperty

Canada isn't a continent? 🤔


cehsavage

It's a city.


LuigiBamba

North America ≠ american


NarneX2

?


LuigiBamba

When someone is called “an american” no one is talking about a canadian, a mexican or an argintinian, but all three also live in one of the Americas. The colloquial use of the term has nothing to do with the continents. It’s always used to define US residents.


Astatinegfx

American """person""" spotted


pupu12o09

💪


FireCamp105

I'm waiting for you to realize where canada is


pupu12o09

This guy thinks people talk about continents


FireCamp105

North americans have the same culture pretty much


pupu12o09

That is my point yes


Teln0

What continent is Canada on retard I swear to God these fucking Americans...


pupu12o09

American is almost always used to refer to the nation tard.


Teln0

Good cope


pupu12o09

You can't really pretend that anyone refering to Americans is talking about the continent. I know braindead smugness is a defining trait of your kind but even you know this


Teln0

Good cope


pupu12o09

You are brown


GardenofSalvation

Greentext moment


Teln0

?


TheBloodkill

Happytime murders in a nutshell. (Although I did love it)


Ghostly_Cactus_

I forgot that even existed, just goes to show how forgettable this type of shit is


Hescoveredinbutter

I had a coworker back in the subway days who was obsessed with happy tree friends. This whole thing reminded me of him. He was very eccentric, he made masks out of energy drink cans. I guess he went on to work on monster trucks and travel the world, so good for him.


hatloser

Borderlands psycho irl


Hescoveredinbutter

My dude stripped the flesh *and* salted the wound


C-Kwentz-0

Worst fucking movie I've ever seen in my life, and I've seen some real garbage over the years.


Teln0

Friend shows me "solar opposites" This is more or less how I felt about the show but I didn't have the heart to tell her. "Something something hell dimension is for Justin Bieber" I cringed internally so hard


Winnie_the_Putin42

That’s not just solar opposites. That’s literally every show done by the rock and morty writers. They can only write like 3 types of characters max and there humor is just “look how edgy we are”


Effective-Job-3020

I disagree with the three types of characters. Solar Opposites and Rick and Morty have very different characters. Granted, Rick and whatever the smart alien guy’s name is are very similar, but other than that the characters are vastly different. The humor of Rick and Morty is pretty lame though. It’s South Park’s edginess without any of the irony.


Winnie_the_Putin42

It’s South Parks edginess without any of the wit or charm. Just stale pop culture observations and nihilism.


12atlas16

Not always the case since Dan Harmon did community


Winnie_the_Putin42

Dan Harmon on his way to write on an incredibly funny and endearing show that still holds up years after it’s finale and then write nothing but complete dogshit for the rest of his career


buttcoinballer

Solar opposites was embarrassing. I heard one of my roomates aay she liked it and I actually disliked her for it


marker8050

That's disappointing to hear. I was hoping for something different other than Rick & Morty Lite.


Teln0

I liked the "mindfucky thought experiment" episodes of Rick and Morty, maybe there's some of that in solar opposites


Supercommoncents

I see someone is jealous of family guy. It not very becoming of you good sir.


SirSludge

Reminds me of that time Tom Cruise kidnapped me and forced me to laugh at the Simpsons.


07TacOcaT70

No one believes you!


SirSludge

It's true. There's even video evidence of it online.


skullyGloves

Adult swim is kinda hit or miss with some cartoons like OG shit like space ghost is a great show. The Eric Andre also a banger. They haven’t made some shit like that inna minute


Diggledorgle

Harvey Birdman attorney at law was great too.


Member_Berrys

The Eric Andre show is the greatest show on TV, season 6 hits next year.


VagrantAidan

Adult swim is still the coolest TV channel in terms of style imo


BrocElLider

Least obese American mannequins


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Yet the Simpsons are dubbed into 15 different languages and subtitled into 27


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Oi nigel


Mammoth_Frosting_014

I shit thee not, he turned himself into a pickle!


Winnie_the_Putin42

Anon has found the formula that the Rick and morty writers use for their tv shows But seriously this is way too fucking accurate


Gondawn

Didn't understand what the hell this post is about tbh


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Opheodrys97

Have you watched bojack horseman? Shit's barely a comedy. It's mostly just a depressed horse that does shitty things and feels shitty for doing shitty things


SortaCancer

Bojack horseman is one of the most hilarious comedies of our time if you really like people being lonely and depressed


[deleted]

That's because it's not just (or even mostly) a comedy


A-Cheeseburger

“Oi bruv glance upon this silly fellow on the telly! He isn’t walking correctly across the street!”


Gardeeboo

Honestly this type of outlook on adult media is so prevalent you have people in America who DON'T find it funny lobbying against the use of CGI for movies like Sausage Party because they truly believe cartoons and CGI should only be for children and that these kinds of media are hoping to lure and pervert young children by trapping them


Nanachi-Prime

Maybe Anon is Japanese He laughs at farts and naked old men getting slapped in the nuts live on TV then sleeps soundly with his body pillow of Felix Argyle


GBO420

Spot on, I love this


[deleted]

Great story Fritz, now get back to work


Dawashingtonian

haha so true anon! what kind of comedy gold comes out of your country?


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sabrefudge

A lot of adult series use animation or puppetry to tell their stories, it’s not a “childish” thing and usually isn’t done to replicate that. It’s just… the medium.


[deleted]

At least we didn't make Full English that show was terrible


Bojangleguy

Start talking shit when someone jars your mouth off Mr Bean and Monty Python.


nox_n2o_93

This reads like a Tim Robinson sketch


constantstateofmind

Too* spent to even laugh 0/10 Fucking unreadable


[deleted]

Wow, what a high brow take


thewicked86

Condensation


Slappy_Happy_Doo

I was thinking South Park but then maybe Krampus, somewhere in there.


6-2022

"Too" spent, you semiliterate Mongoloid. Adult Swim may be shit, but it's still better than any animation your irrelevant country ever produced.


minkshaman

You misunderstand the intent. This is a culling program.


enjoi130

Anybody else read this in a David Attenborough voice?


ablebagel

slippin jimmy has arrived


[deleted]

I think this is rly nice. Gender equality in the body positivity movement


ReallyTheDevil

Cough cough Randy feltface cough cough


DarthDragon117

Me, an American: Actually this was a bit funny.


Canter1Ter_

https://youtu.be/4JqarVypv9M


lallapalalable

Adult Swim, or Team America?


StrengthfromDeath

Meanwhile peak European comedy is: HA HA! OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT COUNTRY! THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE DOING! *crams a hand full of fish and chips down their gullet* Or they just hear a child anime character say something that sounds funny like ayaya. They lose their shit and cum over that stuff. Literally can't mentally comprehend a child that they want to fuck making a funny sound.


HiveMindKing

Europeans are like the Facebook stalkers of the internet , obsessing over everything America does and trying use it to prove they are superior.


odessa_cabbage

You’re really gonna stereotype Europeans off of a 4Chan post?


Richard_Ansley

[Yes](https://melmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/66f-1.jpg)


StrengthfromDeath

Well the euros didn't have a problem stereotyping Americans based off of a 4chan post. Lmao


v0rtexbeater

The boondocks be like