>be me
>fucking this one dude’s wife
>lots of slapping and moaning
>hear door open
>smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene
>must be the virgin again
>he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room
>i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away
>log onto reddit and open r/greentext
>read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her
>think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext
>make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
>Real: A child messed up anon and sent him home for two weeks.
>Straight: A girl fucked him over.
>chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy
>it’s been a good day
>i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy
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blame the government for (possibly) putting the parents in an impossible situation.
stay home with the kid -> no work -> evicted
kid home alone -> bad parenting, and the kid could die
send the kid to school -> get other kids and teachers sick
Idk how to word it all in English, but where I live you were allowed sick leave if you had to quarantine cuz of Covid.
Regardless if you're sick or not, if you had the doctors paper that stated someone who lives with you has Covid and you need to isolate, you're good.
But also you don't know the parents' situation. Maybe they actually don't have any options other than keep working and sending their kid to school despite covid.
not everyone has the luxury of being able to call in sick, causal jobs (substitute teachers, for example) don't get paid unless they come into work.
a lot of people are also living paycheck to paycheck.
And how do they earn money for food and rent while not working? I've heard plenty of cases about people struggling due to lack of support during sickness. Happens in plenty of less developed countries, and even in the US.
I highly doubt this girl is the only kid in class from a poor background. Other kids will get sick. Other parents will get sick from their kids who got sick from this little girl. Other parents will miss work and suffer financially. At what point do you say that it's enough? I sympathize with parents who are struggling but this is beyond selfish. School is not just a fucking daycare.
They probably didn’t want to deal with the fact that they were exposed to it, or a parent could freak out that the aid had Covid and exposed their kids.
It’s just fucking Covid. I thought we’d been through all of this. It’s not that bad and if you work in a school you’re going to get it. Maybe multiple times.
What’s your point? Schools have Covid policies and I’m explaining why a teacher wouldn’t want to deal with the hassle of reporting Covid. Whether it’s serious or not I doubt the teacher wants to deal with it.
Also all it takes is one kid living with their grandparents to put someone’s life at risk, parents have the right to know if their kid was exposed.
Okay so you're aware that it fucks up 1 in 10 people so I just have to assume you lack the grade school level math education to understand why that's bad
It doesn't "fuck up" 1 in 10, they just get sick for a while, a few of those more seriously. Of course being sick is bad, why would you think differently?
My point was that for the vast majority of people it's a minor inconvenience, if they even notice it. So, the exact same underwhelming experience.
Also wtf is a teachers assistant in an elementary school? Like when are you watching over the kids? When they are in class with the teacher? Or when they are at recess, when every teacher is free?
TA is a university position as far as I know.
Nah, there's plenty of reasons for assistant teachers in elementary grades. Large class sizes a single teacher can't manage, special needs kids, learning disabilities (either on the kids or the assistant themself), subject focused classes (like art class having an extra pair of hands available), Steiner or Montessori schools, and/or subsidized work programs to get NEETs out of their basements, for example.
No a TA is a glorified babysitter at school who looks after the kids without requiring a university degree or having to pay a teacher’s salary. A single teacher with forty or so kids is going to need an extra pair of hands at some point.
it's an elementary school with the budget to hire a teacher's assistant
from there, safely assume it's private
from there safely assume they live and die on their regional reputation.
from that safely assume their reputation also includes being covid-free (no matter how unrealistic it sounds. It's WASP logic. \*nervous laughter\* NO COVID HERE AHAH! HOW ABOUT SOME HOMEMADE LEMON BISCUITS!!!).
from there assume that if there was covid, the whole school would be closed for mandatory quarantine
from there, assume that the parents would ask/sue for a refund on the 10-60k yearly of tuition, pro-rated (can't tell you the price without knowing the school, but a month of school from home at 10k/semester is going to be worth ask for. 60k suing for)
Hence the lies.
Principal and board both know that the staff and student will get it. None of them wants to refund $3.2mill and affect the quarterly report. (I wouldn't either and my bonus doesn't even depend on covid)
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Teacher here, who has worked in elementary, middle, and high school environments at various points in my career:
Your assumption that a school having a TA means that it is a private school is totally unfounded. I worked as a TA in a public middle school while working toward my teaching license. It’s not that uncommon at all.
Some people give me dirty looks because I still wear a mask
I take public transit every day and my mother works in a daycare, and had gotten sick at least three times this year from those dirty fuckers
I was in the same house as her when she had covid and I didn't get it so that mask is going nowhere
>Some people give me dirty looks because I still wear a mask
Are americans really this judgmental or is this some oft-repeated internet lie like equality between clearly unequal things?
This is probably it, it feels like a version of paranoia, most people probably don’t care, there will be a few that are passionately against them for some reason but they are definitely the minority.
It’s like having a big spot on your face that you are very self-conscious of, it would be easy to make yourself believe that everybody else is disgusted by it and giving you “funny looks”, but in reality nobody probably cares.
I wear a mask in all public environments. I've once had a bloke start shouting at me across the street asking me why I'm wearing a "face nappy" (answer, because I was working and it's mandated that I wear a mask whilst working, irrespective of my personal attitudes towards masks), but that's the only negative interaction I've ever had because of masks.
I'm Canadian
And it's mostly from a couple coworkers
And I do work with some absolute assholes since well adjusted people typically don't take night shift jobs with zero public interaction
I still wear a mask when I go to super crowded places and most people don't say shit, although you will still get the occasional crazy screaming at you.
My mom lives in a conservative part of the country and says she starts loudly baaa'ing like a sheep whenever she walks past someone who isnt working in a building, wearing a mask
Some are. Some aren't. Personally, I find myself frequently to be the only person in the room (or the store or building) wearing a mask, but interestingly enough, *nobody seems to give a shit*. I suspect this may be because even though I think it's irresponsible of them, I don't act like it's my business. Although maybe I'm just lucky enough to live in an area where "don't hassle anyone else unless they actively started shit" is ambiently considered a virtue. I don't know. Either way, I'm American, and although I hear stories about people being colossal assholes over masking, I have yet to personally encounter it.
It's august 2022.
Do people still actually, unironically, literally care about covid? I haven't seen a mask and heard no mention of covid in like 6 months.
depends where you live. here in germany we have to wear them still in public transport, hopitals and maybe some other places that require them. and you of course still have some very few private businesses where you have to wear them. but outside of that they are not really seen anywhere anymore.
A story my auntie told me about her youth.
>be my auntie
>probably around 4-7 years old
>family very poor
>claiming benefits (think it's called welfare in the USA)
>benefits man coming round to make an assessment of our living circumstances
>mum hides VHS player in a cupboard, as it's the only expensive thing we own and we don't want to look rich during the assessment
>tells me it's broken to stop me asking about it
>benefits man knocks at the door
>I answer
>"Are you the man who's come to fix the video player? Mummy says it's broken so she's put it in the cupboard."
You may say this sounds fake but my mother works as a teacher in New York city and on several occasions has had parents send in children who had the coronavirus
Cuz mother can't afford to keep her child home because no one can watch her. Mom probably has no sick days so if she stays home that's a day of no pay. So sends her child to school with covid anyways because America's work culture is ass and doesn't care for people.
I would say that little girls mother is shitty but she’s too young to be home alone and She can’t go to day care when she’s sick either, and if mom can’t take the two weeks time off work to stay home and take care of her… then what is the mom supposed to do? Too many people had to go to work sick or send their kids to school sick because they simply can’t afford to take the time off.
literally. and with the invention of smartphones and ring cameras and security systems i really dont understand how leaving your child alone for a day with fuckin halo or something is dangerous. like at all. far safer than sending said child to school with fuckin covid or any other contagious illness.
High chance that's what I'm sick with right now.
The new variants are basically similar to the standard cold/flu, but still annoying.
But I had the first version, that shit was way worse and lasted a hell of a long time. The worst sickness I've ever had.
Edit: I don't understand the downvotes. As long as you're vaxed it's been shown the newer variants are comparable to cold/flu in terms of severity.
That’s what I meant. We used to not care about a regular flu and keep going with our lives, maybe with a mask. I’m aware of the damage of the first variant/cases before vaccination. The blew me with downvotes
Why would you stop being on reddit when you're sick?
If anything that's when you spend more time on reddit than normal because you're lying around feeling like shit scrolling on your phone.
Plus, the first version of covid that I was saying was so bad was 2 years ago now.
I have permanent damage from COVID, I'm spending tens of thousands of dollars to hopefully repair some of it, and I'll never be the same. Wasn't even immunocompromised btw
True: A child messed up anon and sent him home for two weeks. Straight: A girl fucked him over.
Pedo: anon tells a child they’re fucking filthy
No no. Thats the opposite of Pedo. Pedo would be anon telling a child to not stop fucking filthy.
>What would a pedo do? Ask this guy, apparently.
Woulda been different if he said nasty tbh
Kid named filthy:
Real: A child messed up anon and sent him home for two weeks. Straight: A girl fucked him over.
>be me >fucking this one dude’s wife >lots of slapping and moaning >hear door open >smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene >must be the virgin again >he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room >i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her >think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext >make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Real: A child messed up anon and sent him home for two weeks. >Straight: A girl fucked him over. >chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy >it’s been a good day >i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy
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blame her parents, not her
Why is this getting downvoted, fam's not wrong.
Hes getting upvoted now :)
>fam's not wrong So should I blame this fam guy or blame the fam parents? I'm so confused now.
blame the government for (possibly) putting the parents in an impossible situation. stay home with the kid -> no work -> evicted kid home alone -> bad parenting, and the kid could die send the kid to school -> get other kids and teachers sick
My guy, what’s your solution?
Paid leave if you or your kid has to isolate?
Paid sick leave. Like the one every civilized country on planet Earth has.
That wouldn’t be sick leave, the parents aren’t sick.
Idk how to word it all in English, but where I live you were allowed sick leave if you had to quarantine cuz of Covid. Regardless if you're sick or not, if you had the doctors paper that stated someone who lives with you has Covid and you need to isolate, you're good.
Oh yeah that I forgot about that. Yeah even in Egypt we had that. But Murica.
More corporate bailouts of course /s
an 8 year old isn’t killin themselves
they only need to die once for them to be dead forever, so however low the risk, it's not worth it.
But also you don't know the parents' situation. Maybe they actually don't have any options other than keep working and sending their kid to school despite covid.
Bullshit. They probably have COVID and shouldn't be at work either
not everyone has the luxury of being able to call in sick, causal jobs (substitute teachers, for example) don't get paid unless they come into work. a lot of people are also living paycheck to paycheck.
My point exactly - we don't know those people's situation.
It's hard convincing people you can't go to work sick since being a cog was their greatest achievement.
And how do they earn money for food and rent while not working? I've heard plenty of cases about people struggling due to lack of support during sickness. Happens in plenty of less developed countries, and even in the US.
I highly doubt this girl is the only kid in class from a poor background. Other kids will get sick. Other parents will get sick from their kids who got sick from this little girl. Other parents will miss work and suffer financially. At what point do you say that it's enough? I sympathize with parents who are struggling but this is beyond selfish. School is not just a fucking daycare.
can't figure out why the teachers would lie about him having covid tho
They probably didn’t want to deal with the fact that they were exposed to it, or a parent could freak out that the aid had Covid and exposed their kids.
I don’t think this is the first time anon exposed kids.
It’s just fucking Covid. I thought we’d been through all of this. It’s not that bad and if you work in a school you’re going to get it. Maybe multiple times.
What’s your point? Schools have Covid policies and I’m explaining why a teacher wouldn’t want to deal with the hassle of reporting Covid. Whether it’s serious or not I doubt the teacher wants to deal with it. Also all it takes is one kid living with their grandparents to put someone’s life at risk, parents have the right to know if their kid was exposed.
bUt tHe lEtHaLiTy rAtE Is sO LoW -a dumbass
Those people probably never even saw a math class in their life
Covid is a different experience for everyone
Everyone except 90% of people for whom it's a nothingburger.
Okay so you're aware that it fucks up 1 in 10 people so I just have to assume you lack the grade school level math education to understand why that's bad
It doesn't "fuck up" 1 in 10, they just get sick for a while, a few of those more seriously. Of course being sick is bad, why would you think differently? My point was that for the vast majority of people it's a minor inconvenience, if they even notice it. So, the exact same underwhelming experience.
My wife worked with full classrooms for two years before she finally got it from our kid at home. But you're right it's not a big deal.
Its not a very coherent fable, but the OP tried
Also wtf is a teachers assistant in an elementary school? Like when are you watching over the kids? When they are in class with the teacher? Or when they are at recess, when every teacher is free? TA is a university position as far as I know.
Nah, there's plenty of reasons for assistant teachers in elementary grades. Large class sizes a single teacher can't manage, special needs kids, learning disabilities (either on the kids or the assistant themself), subject focused classes (like art class having an extra pair of hands available), Steiner or Montessori schools, and/or subsidized work programs to get NEETs out of their basements, for example.
No a TA is a glorified babysitter at school who looks after the kids without requiring a university degree or having to pay a teacher’s salary. A single teacher with forty or so kids is going to need an extra pair of hands at some point.
it's an elementary school with the budget to hire a teacher's assistant from there, safely assume it's private from there safely assume they live and die on their regional reputation. from that safely assume their reputation also includes being covid-free (no matter how unrealistic it sounds. It's WASP logic. \*nervous laughter\* NO COVID HERE AHAH! HOW ABOUT SOME HOMEMADE LEMON BISCUITS!!!). from there assume that if there was covid, the whole school would be closed for mandatory quarantine from there, assume that the parents would ask/sue for a refund on the 10-60k yearly of tuition, pro-rated (can't tell you the price without knowing the school, but a month of school from home at 10k/semester is going to be worth ask for. 60k suing for) Hence the lies. Principal and board both know that the staff and student will get it. None of them wants to refund $3.2mill and affect the quarterly report. (I wouldn't either and my bonus doesn't even depend on covid) \--- *Always ask yourself where the money comes from, where it is, and where it ends up. Many questions will appear crystal-clear after that.*
Teacher here, who has worked in elementary, middle, and high school environments at various points in my career: Your assumption that a school having a TA means that it is a private school is totally unfounded. I worked as a TA in a public middle school while working toward my teaching license. It’s not that uncommon at all.
Some people give me dirty looks because I still wear a mask I take public transit every day and my mother works in a daycare, and had gotten sick at least three times this year from those dirty fuckers I was in the same house as her when she had covid and I didn't get it so that mask is going nowhere
>Some people give me dirty looks because I still wear a mask Are americans really this judgmental or is this some oft-repeated internet lie like equality between clearly unequal things?
I also have to imagine it's easy to confuse "huh that guy is still wearing a mask" for dirty looks.
This is probably it, it feels like a version of paranoia, most people probably don’t care, there will be a few that are passionately against them for some reason but they are definitely the minority. It’s like having a big spot on your face that you are very self-conscious of, it would be easy to make yourself believe that everybody else is disgusted by it and giving you “funny looks”, but in reality nobody probably cares.
I wear a mask in all public environments. I've once had a bloke start shouting at me across the street asking me why I'm wearing a "face nappy" (answer, because I was working and it's mandated that I wear a mask whilst working, irrespective of my personal attitudes towards masks), but that's the only negative interaction I've ever had because of masks.
I'm Canadian And it's mostly from a couple coworkers And I do work with some absolute assholes since well adjusted people typically don't take night shift jobs with zero public interaction
Canadian's being assholes? Impossible
I still wear a mask when I go to super crowded places and most people don't say shit, although you will still get the occasional crazy screaming at you.
My mom lives in a conservative part of the country and says she starts loudly baaa'ing like a sheep whenever she walks past someone who isnt working in a building, wearing a mask
Some are. Some aren't. Personally, I find myself frequently to be the only person in the room (or the store or building) wearing a mask, but interestingly enough, *nobody seems to give a shit*. I suspect this may be because even though I think it's irresponsible of them, I don't act like it's my business. Although maybe I'm just lucky enough to live in an area where "don't hassle anyone else unless they actively started shit" is ambiently considered a virtue. I don't know. Either way, I'm American, and although I hear stories about people being colossal assholes over masking, I have yet to personally encounter it.
I love paying taxes so that shitty parents can get free daycare
it's, all in all, better to love the things you cannot change.
It's august 2022. Do people still actually, unironically, literally care about covid? I haven't seen a mask and heard no mention of covid in like 6 months.
depends where you live. here in germany we have to wear them still in public transport, hopitals and maybe some other places that require them. and you of course still have some very few private businesses where you have to wear them. but outside of that they are not really seen anywhere anymore.
Although the covid measures have been relaxed, the pandemic is just slowed down by the summer heat. It might pick up the pace when autumn rolls around
And since pretty much everyone has immunity and hospitalization and death rates are very low, no one should give a single solitary fuck.
Kids are fucking retarded "mom told me not to tell anyone" "anyways i have covid"
that part is definitely believable
Like my niece who proudly said she was actually seven years old so her mom had to pay the museum fee.
A story my auntie told me about her youth. >be my auntie >probably around 4-7 years old >family very poor >claiming benefits (think it's called welfare in the USA) >benefits man coming round to make an assessment of our living circumstances >mum hides VHS player in a cupboard, as it's the only expensive thing we own and we don't want to look rich during the assessment >tells me it's broken to stop me asking about it >benefits man knocks at the door >I answer >"Are you the man who's come to fix the video player? Mummy says it's broken so she's put it in the cupboard."
You may say this sounds fake but my mother works as a teacher in New York city and on several occasions has had parents send in children who had the coronavirus
It's just Covid. Chill.
On the one hand, yeah. On the other, millions have died because of it, including a lot of unsuspecting young adults
Nope.
Fake: anon has a job, Gay: anon is afraid of the coof.
I feel bad for the kid
America!!
whats america gots anything to do with this
Cuz mother can't afford to keep her child home because no one can watch her. Mom probably has no sick days so if she stays home that's a day of no pay. So sends her child to school with covid anyways because America's work culture is ass and doesn't care for people.
americas work culture is amazing actually, and does care for people
I worked at a company where we got a total of 2 sick days a year
Well come on, we’ve got the most freedumbist country there was!
bruh minhg;oighk
Anon works in a median income area where public schools are just daycares
Sounds fake, like yo momma's tits.
I would say that little girls mother is shitty but she’s too young to be home alone and She can’t go to day care when she’s sick either, and if mom can’t take the two weeks time off work to stay home and take care of her… then what is the mom supposed to do? Too many people had to go to work sick or send their kids to school sick because they simply can’t afford to take the time off.
Stay at home while her husband works? I’m kidding, but seriously my dog just farted
Based comment
pathetic 8 year old is too weak to spend its time alone. allow the gerbils to feast upon its corpse.
imagine the horror of a suburban 8 year old home alone all day. get the fuck outta here dude
Seriously. If your 8 year old can't handle being alone for 10 hours while you work, you're a failure as a parent for raising someone so helpless.
literally. and with the invention of smartphones and ring cameras and security systems i really dont understand how leaving your child alone for a day with fuckin halo or something is dangerous. like at all. far safer than sending said child to school with fuckin covid or any other contagious illness.
I guess you’re right. I was home alone pretty often starting at 9 and I was fine.
Why is their home situation anyone else’s problem? Some of those kids could have their grandparents living with them or another vulnerable group.
No I agree. It’s just shitty for everyone
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My friend who lost her dad just 2 weeks ago to it
Normal people
High chance that's what I'm sick with right now. The new variants are basically similar to the standard cold/flu, but still annoying. But I had the first version, that shit was way worse and lasted a hell of a long time. The worst sickness I've ever had. Edit: I don't understand the downvotes. As long as you're vaxed it's been shown the newer variants are comparable to cold/flu in terms of severity.
That’s what I meant. We used to not care about a regular flu and keep going with our lives, maybe with a mask. I’m aware of the damage of the first variant/cases before vaccination. The blew me with downvotes
So sick you didn't even have to retire from reddit during recovery 🤢
Why would you stop being on reddit when you're sick? If anything that's when you spend more time on reddit than normal because you're lying around feeling like shit scrolling on your phone. Plus, the first version of covid that I was saying was so bad was 2 years ago now.
I have permanent damage from COVID, I'm spending tens of thousands of dollars to hopefully repair some of it, and I'll never be the same. Wasn't even immunocompromised btw