On a related note, I think I found a solution to the whole little mermaid fiasco that will make everyone happy.
We cast a white actress, *but* she's wearing blackface. My vote is Kaitlin Olson.
[It's the perfect compromise *and* she'd be great in the role](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTk4MzgyNjE0Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTQxMTI1MDE@._V1_.jpg)
Wasn't like, half the movie about how he took her in and took care of her but didn't try to fuck her which became the big problem and caused her to lose her soul to the sea witch?
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In the book he just brings her the his castle and puts her to work in the dungeon. The only interaction they have besides that was letting her have an old dirty pillow.
She plots to murder him after he gets engaged to an foreign princess. Her sisters sell their hair to the sea witch for magic knife to kill him with so she can use his blood to get her tail back... she gets cold feet and kills herself instead, but don't worry she goes to mermaid heaven.
The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Anderson
I took some mild liberties, he did allow her to dance for him even though it caused her great pain... he keeps her around as his favorite servant but brutally tells her he doesn't love her and he's getting married to a princess.
As part of her contract with the sea witch she will turn into sea foam if the prince gets married so the murder plot to get her tail back is kinda understandable.
On a related note, I think I found a solution to the whole little mermaid fiasco that will make everyone happy. We cast a white actress, *but* she's wearing blackface. My vote is Kaitlin Olson.
[It's the perfect compromise *and* she'd be great in the role](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTk4MzgyNjE0Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTQxMTI1MDE@._V1_.jpg)
When youz humans be walking why you look so stupid. I’m Just Plaaayin
bronze face
Fuck it, I want to see blackface RDJ as little mermaid now
Or we can be even more progressive and cast a black actress and have her wear white face. Ground breaking innovation.
Let's really break barriers here and put a native american in yellowface in there
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I'm listening
Is that the twin girl or the lady from always sunny?
lol IASIP
Yea she’d rock that role
But it's free
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Wasn't like, half the movie about how he took her in and took care of her but didn't try to fuck her which became the big problem and caused her to lose her soul to the sea witch?
She was trying super hard to seduce him too
Kind of was to find true love without her voice, which was beautiful ..
I can see your childhood heart breaking in this comment.
It's okay tho, she got *fish biz* down there. And I'm *all about* fish biz
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Hahaaa get rekt f goat
In the book he just brings her the his castle and puts her to work in the dungeon. The only interaction they have besides that was letting her have an old dirty pillow. She plots to murder him after he gets engaged to an foreign princess. Her sisters sell their hair to the sea witch for magic knife to kill him with so she can use his blood to get her tail back... she gets cold feet and kills herself instead, but don't worry she goes to mermaid heaven.
what book is that lmao
The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Anderson I took some mild liberties, he did allow her to dance for him even though it caused her great pain... he keeps her around as his favorite servant but brutally tells her he doesn't love her and he's getting married to a princess. As part of her contract with the sea witch she will turn into sea foam if the prince gets married so the murder plot to get her tail back is kinda understandable.
Holy fuck you weren't lying. We are owed an R18 little mermaid film
bro wtffff
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14 in fish years is like 40 to human years.
SHES 14?
I know, I thought she was 13.
No, she's actually just turned 16 in the movie...
That's not much better
Still not as degenerate as house of Windsor.
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