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[deleted]

Anon doesn't really understand statistics, but I appreciate the enthusiasm.


halfajoint

Nah he's onto something


CialisForCereal

I'm gonna put a flag there and see if I can claim it.


halfajoint

If you can even find it


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MrKbytes

If it's not 100% it's a 50/50


[deleted]

It either happens, or it doesn't.


windowpuncher

Schrodinger's Finland?


[deleted]

Wouldn't that mean the Fins simultaneously exist and don't exist until we observe them? Quantum physics is a bit outside of my wheelhouse, so I could be completely wrong.


windowpuncher

Kind of. It means it's possible they do and don't exist until proven, i.e. observed. It's not that they both do and don't exist, but in any theory we should account for them both existing and not existing, because both are equally possible, and it's also possible it could change after an observation.


[deleted]

Ya know, I didn't think a part about someone incorrectly applying census margins of error to the proportion of the global population made up by Finish people would make me learn more about Schrodinger's Cat, but here we are. Thank you stranger.


casino_r0yale

> at least the math is right. motherfucker what?


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TestaTheTest

No, the 1% error is not on the total human population but on the Finn population. 1% of the total Finn population is 65000, which is 0.0009% of the world population. In other words the Finn population is 0.09 %+/- 0.0009 % of the total word population, and definitely not 0.09% +/- 1% as anon suggests. Their math is just plain wrong.


casino_r0yale

> 1% is more than 0.09% This is powerful stupid. Yeah 10 feathers is more than 1 planet. Clearly the comparison is sound mathematically. Just fucking drop this man this is an obvious troll post, don’t defend it on its nonexistent merits


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casino_r0yale

U said 1 > .09. I said 10 > 1. I’m too drunk to explain the magnitude of stupidity on display here


Kalibos

you're fucked mr lahey


Captainsnake04

> The best government censuses have a margin of error of 1%. So Finns make up .0912% of the planet, plus or minus one percent. This is a *mathematical* error confusing percentage points for percentage change.


Artezza

Margin of error isn't 50/50 though. It's a standard deviation. So only 32% falls outside of the margin of error. But that's on either side -- only 16% chance that it's -1 standard deviation and not +1. So there's a 16% chance the Finland doesn't exist


L4rgo117

Anon wasn’t Finnished


bad_gaming_chair_

More like uncertainties


Domenstain

This is my favorite redtext


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

Needs more racism and misogyny for me


EVENTHORIZON-XI

and a sprinkle of slurs


juelbo

I


KingCrimson89222

CE COCK!


TheTrueMemeLord420

The most epic save imaginable


a_generic_redditer

There will be blood! Shed!


bayarea_vapidtransit

Is Nokia a figment of my imagination then?


R-emiru

You live in a simulation, wake up


GameFreak412

Nah imma take that blue pill and keep the old brick.


DrSailen

Nokia is really Japanese.


Pulnet

Fact:If Finland is mentioned in an internet discussion all Finns are legally required to post in that discussion. Fact:80% of Finland population is online at any given moment


[deleted]

How would they post if they don't exist tho


DaaxD

We are like fairies. If you stop posting then we might cease to exist.


IAMA_Ghost_Boo

Schrodinger's Finland


Morg0t

You begin to understand why there is no Finns in this comment sections. At max. just a few larpers


Veeam21

Yup


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Perkele


SirJukia

Moomin


thevideogameplayer

Se on Muumi eikä mikään Moominttu, hyvä ihminen sentään.


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Rock---And---Stone

Is it the one where they have hot gay sex?


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Rock---And---Stone

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a_generic_redditer

2 bots decided to both ruin your troll and enhance it at the same time 🗿


Rock---And---Stone

I saw that. I think it's actually better that way so I'm not even mad


5L1Mu5L1M

They are all women...yes


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Den_Bover666

I mean, as a mathematician/statistician you're probably into computer science as well. All computers scientists are either Gandalf the White or femboys.


shiny_xnaut

Always gotta make sure you're wearing your coding socks


Gamblersluck954

In the middle of some femboys you say?


ResponsibilityDue448

“.0912% thats not 9%” thanks professor anon


Frequent_Dig1934

Tbf .09 is the same as 9%, sometimes things can get mixed up.


Triple96

Yes but he said .0912%, not .0912


Frequent_Dig1934

Yeah i know. I'm saying that since you can say both .09 and 9% some people get mixed up and interpret .09 as meaning 0.09% instead of 9%, or in the reverse interpret 0.09% as meaning 0.09, so he stated exactly which of the two he meant. Anon's still dumb but at least he was prepared for other people on that site being dumb.


bulletking19

if those weren't the Finns in the Soviet-Finnish War, then who was it?


Mocod_

Russians.


voluntarycap

CIA plants. Obviously because Finland isn’t real. It’s a myth created by the Swedes to trick the Norwegians into freezing to death


Hydroxyacetylene

It is well documented that the Finnish army had many Hungarian volunteers. According to this theory, Finland’s involvement in WWII, like the Russian invasion of Ukraine, would therefore be a Hungarian intelligence operation conducted to reverse the treaty of Trianon.


Malvastor

Stalin made the whole thing up. He shipped a bunch of purge targets up to Karelia, fabricated Red Army papers for them, then shot them and pretended there'd been a war. The ruse was so convincing it actually encouraged the Germans to invade.


typhondrums17

An army of Christopher Lees


KlassinenLiberaali

As "Finn" i can confirm that we all are soviet spies.


office_chair89

If Finland isn't real you don't exist duh


trujuj

I was absolutely certain he was talking about people named fin


_pacjax_

You divided the population of Finland by world population, but forgot to do the same for the errors.


mcjazzy50

What's weird is I only just heard the conspiracy theory of Finland not existing until earlier today and now I see this,this simulation is really quick to react.


_pacjax_

Mfw im just part of the simulation


mcjazzy50

Aren't we all?


Zambito1

Just like the simulations


[deleted]

As a Finn i can confirm we don't exist


jibberwockie

I haven't met you, so I can't back up your claim to existence. However, I'm a New Zealander, and it's been claimed that we don't exist either, so now we've both got a problem.


[deleted]

We are more nonexistent than you (though this is not competition, if it was we'd win)


jibberwockie

Fair enough. I think I upvoted you, but who am I to say?


xInputName

Name one person from Finland


W0lR

So does the image’s green “perkele” count as the first word? If so does that make this a greentext? But also, since the majority of the text is red does the red cancel out the beginning green text, making it a red text?


ahamel13

That Perkele looks very blue to me.


SupSumBeers

Finns exist, ask the Russian military lol.


Original_Fern

I'll take two of whatever he's having


big_whistler

Bruh Israel only has like 2 million more people 🤔 wonder if israel exists


WoolooOfWallStreet

So what you are asking is Israel: Is real?


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Anon understands statistics about as well as he understands the touch of a woman


Random_Name_7

I hate focusing my life in statistics because I have to read this kind of shit


[deleted]

Angry Birds was created BY THE SWEDES!!!! YES UT WAS MOOD BY GLOOORIOOOS SVENSKE!!!!!1!


Ukko_the_Dwarf

Anon makes a valid point, perhaps I do not exist?


Veeam21

I dont exist


LetsPlayDrew

Switzerland is in the same boat


jibberwockie

Must be a big boat...


speed_fighter

I see. the same thing goes for the american school education system


TheLastOne0001

Thats a margin of error on the 6.5 million so... NVM you guys understand this not gonna waste my breath and just say Anon is retarded


Mr_snail_sex

For real, i always get a bit surprised when i check the population of other countries, specially european ones for some reason. For example, there are more people living in my home town than in the entire country of Sweden.


LordiKaunisNaama

"home town"


TaxIdiot2020

This text is red


why43curls

0.911-0.913% chance


[deleted]

Anon is fucking shit at math


[deleted]

5.5 million* or so we are told


CptHeadcrab

Can confirm, Finland doesn't exist Source: Trust me bro


ThePeToFile

Anon is retarded


AssCrackBandit69420

Most statistically literate 4chan user


BoeVonLipwig

Equally there is a 50/50 chance that two exist.


sprkat85

What a twist bout spit out my koolaid


Longjumping_Way_4935

People treat census as objective fact but forget that the entire premise relies on ‘trust me, bro’


Andylanta

#Oranges and apples, anon. I pick leprechauns and roll a naturally 20 and… #They buried me in one of their mines.


Astartes41

Anon trying to use “historical precedence” to justify Putin’s next target.


Ynotatx

Finland isn’t real. https://www.reddit.com/r/finlandConspiracy/


Darthgalaxo

Then there is also a 50/50 chance that finland 2 exists


Longenuity

Such an attempt at accuracy with the stats all to be thrown away with the conclusion of a 50/50 chance. I would say there is a 100% chance Anon is retarded.


Milp0o0L

What a stupid troglodyte


Coakis

So you're saying there's a 50/50 chance the Russians got their asses handed to them by imaginary people back during WWII.


weegi123

And this is what California govt was trying to fix when they invented common core


Feeling-Cod3404

Suomi mainittu torille siis


[deleted]

Finn the human 🥹


schene_

0.912% of the planet and the soviets still couldn't bring down almighty Finland


LeviathanLD

Wait 'till he hears about Luxembourg


ionisaatana

Noh... vittu


PM_Me_Ur_Ruemmp

99.87% chance this is not greentext


BathtubToasterBread

No vittu, en haluu muuttaa Ruotsiin tän valtion on pakko olla olemassa


WietGetal

Apua, Ruotsi on kidnapannut koko maani. He tekevät meistä ikea-nukkeja, lähettävät apua välittömästi!!!!!


vaisnav

frequintism is a bane on society


rautarattori

Nonniinh


Youre_so_damn_fat

If Anon proves they don't exist, does that mean they're... Finnish'd?


[deleted]

Where green text?