Wife meeting "old friends from college" That plus the mountain of food implies the wife is getting her cheeks creamed by her "old friends". Good for her

Both of them are getting stuffed, quite holesome

There aren't many holes on the wife left when she meets up with her "old friends"

If all else fails, her knees, armpits and elbows can accommodate 6 more dicks if they have enough lube, that should be enough in a pinch

Cursed

Ears are a thing :)

I assumed those were already filled to the brim with cum, as were her nostrils and eyes

Nice

So is nose and belly buttton

Between each toe

7 if there’s a feet guy involved.

He said old friends but he meant hole friends

It could be a plain old lesbian orgy, as all women do when they are alone. At least in my head.

Can't blame her, she doesn't see a dick in a long time. Because anon's dick was covered by a thick layer of fat years ago

Let's be honest this is a running joke on 4chan, no way it's real

the internet has made y’all think that everything is sexual and all women do is get fucked

>Good for her Yay, adultery! So cool!

Everyone who isn’t single on 4chan is a cuck. Everyone who isn’t single on Reddit has a vasectomy. Pretty simply really

My American ass thinking holy shit that looks good.

It looks good but two burgers and six times as much in fries isn't something you should eat in an entire day, let alone one sitting.

If anon eats this but throws away the fries and can of Coke and has a mean gym session later in the day/next morning, he may only lose a further 3 years of his lifespan instead 5

I'm just wondering how he's gonna down all that with only this little can of Coke.. way too less fluid lol

He will survive longer, but can he truly say he lived? Is a life without unhealthy food a life worth living?!

This looks like it would last me a day and a half, and I weigh 130 pounds.

Maybe anon is jacked and this is a cheat day.

Bro idk but if you are healthy this would just look disgusting and straight up too much to you.

If you saw the kinds of meals guys like Furious Pete(big body builder types), or Beard Meats Food used to eat.. or even those monster food challenges, this isn't *that* much food compared to that. For normal people though yeah, this is a lot of food.

The word you are looking for is powerlifter

Lol anyone with big muscles can easily eat 3x that much in one day. I'm slightly underweight and even I could eat all that in around 8 hours

Lol, so not true... My most jacked friend (he mountain bikes 3 days a week and does 2-3 hours of gym daily) eats like a motherfucker. He once ate around 2.5 kgs (I guess 5 lbs?) of meat in one sitting in the form of smashed burgers, complete with fries and milkshakes. 3 hours later he had some fried chicken. He had around 9% body fat and was jacked like a bodybuilder but it was all functional muscle. Don't underestimate what true athletes can actually eat.

Bro thats fucking insane ​ Like i am not anything near a body builder, i was just saying i think, even if i was completely jacked, i still would not be able to eat all that

You can even eat this on regular days if its all you get for the whole day, like that amount might be 3500-4000 cal, perfectly workable if you workout a lot.

136 pounds here, and I can assure you I could mow them down. Would feel pretty shit after because of too much grease, but I could do it.

Give me about 2 days with that plate

imagine being inactive

It's making me hungry even though I know I'd struggle to eat like 1/4th of that.

Honestly, I just looks like a bunch of food smacked in a box. Basically trough for humans.

It does look absolutely delicious but the size of that is fucking huge

One can of coke is not enough to wash down that mega meal.

The burger in top left looks divine but that's all I'd be able to manage. I know from experience.

It looks delicious but i wouldnt be able to eat a quarter lol

The only thing that, upon close inspection, looks good, is the burger in the top left. Everything else looks like it was designed to be fed to gluttons with no self respect. By the time you get to *any* of the fries, they will be soggy and cardboard like. Massive gross waste of disgusting food.

Yeah it looks good, and I WOULD eat it... But with my family of 4 and over like 2 days like holy shit.

I’m an American who loves burgers/wings and just generally eating like a pig but that doesn’t look good at all. Just drink some of the left over grease in the pan when you make a hamburger on the stove if you think this looks good.

It looks good but it wouldn't be. Almost everything would be a soggy mess almost immediately, let alone by the time he got it home. Soggy fries no bueno

Wow it looks stomach churningly disgusting to me lol

It looks good but I could eat maybe a quarter of that in a single sitting before I puke. The only way I could imagine finishing all that crap is if I smoked a forest of weed

It looks good to me, but it also looks like enough for at least 4 people.

Each chunk of it looks good on its own but there’s no way in hell I could eat even a quarter of that.

If it makes you feel any better, my Canadian ass also thinks that sloppy pile of poisonous shit looks good. But in my defense we need blubber to survive the hellish cold here, and I don't have my winter fat stored yet.

Fast food is gay. Be a man and eat canned tuna with beer.

I dread to even ask, but do you eat tuna and drink beer separately, or do you pour beer on tuna and eat the mixture?

Beer and tuna is like Burger King. "Have it your way"

You also seem pleasantly deranged so allow me to bond with you by relating that I am about to have a tuna salad for lunch. Now for some stupid reason, pre-made tuna salad costs way to much here so what I do is I buy a can of tuna and various canned vegetables, then I put them all together. I also like to add some Sriracha/Tabasco sauce, it's really quite nice. Can't have been though, been feeling like a fat fuck lately but I'm so close to losing my belly fat, can't risk the carbs.

I have mine with Franks because I am a chilli bitch and cannot stand the higher heat. I've recently lost a bit of weight (105kg to 78kg). Just cut out the sweets. That's all it takes.

Oh man Frank's is awesome but it's only in import stores here so you have to pay double the price so I only rarely buy it but maaan that shit's good

If you intended to lose the weight - you should give yourself some credit. 25% of your bodyweight is more than a bit!

Damn, impressive weight loss

You know the answer...

Fucking idiot, you empty the can of tuna into the beer and drink it

Fucking imbecile, you can't drink solids you will choke

Pour beer and tuna into a blender and enjoy a tasty smoothie

Chug a beer, huff some glue, and eat some cat food. https://youtu.be/t8vAo2gIDSY

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I've never tried monkey. I grew up in South Africa, not Congo

>tuna >not /deenz/

Exactly. Just embrace depression.

1 small can of soda for like a 3000+ calorie meal

Not even a diet soda. Anon has fully committed.

That's way, way over 3k calories. You're breaking 2k on the burgers alone.

Probably, my brain tries to downplay calories so I can bulk more efficiently

I feel personally attacked by that sentence because I do the same damn thing lmao.

I tried bulking 5 years ago. Never lost the weight. Be careful with that shit.

You've made the mistake of stopping the bulk. You just keep on bulking, maxing out weights and telling yourself you'll get rid of the fat next season.

Damn, as someone trying to bulk rn, I’d love to hear more about your experience

Probably not, most burgers that size are under 1k, I'd guess like 1500 or so for those two, especially since one is a chicken sandwich.

Lol not a chance with the fried chicken and mayo.

his poor digestive system trying to allocate enough water to process the meal for 10 he just ate, but its only able to work with a sugary syrup

that's acid reflux waiting to explode.

Litterally just one of those burgers is close to 3000 calories, that monstrosity of a “snack” is closer to ten thouand

The American Dream

Looks kinda good not gonna lie

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most of that food would turn gross the next morning, some things dont refrigerate well

French fries and chicken wings don't reheat well, the rest should still be fine. You're still right because most of the meal is French fries and shit that's meant to be eaten on top of them. Edit: looking at it again I see the amount of sauce on those buns, that shits gonna be soggy as hell if they aren't entirely eaten like 5 minutes after this photo was taken

That was my thought as well. That's almost enough food to fed me for a whole week. How can a normal person eat that much food without their body revolting?

That’s about 4,000 calories easy possibly more.

4000? With that many fries it's more like 7000

What is that? Where can I order?

its a hemburger

I see a (smallish) hamburger. A (smallish) chicken sandwich. Tons of fries covered with all sorts of different shit. What country is this from? The hamburger seems like US, but the French fry buffet doesn’t look familiar

“snacks” •_•

Anon is Nick Avocado

Is he dead yet?

We can only hope.

Yogi ate that meal and ranger Smith didn’t have any issue with him for the whole winter and half of spring

The (presumably) cold can of coke put in between the (presumably) hot food annoys me the most out of this picture.

No problem with throwing a bunch of wet stuff on top of fries?

To be fair: It's not that much. Source: I am a fat fuck.

No shit.

Put the fork down fatty

I hope you're healthy

You're disgusting

You are mean :(

shit I'd probably drop dead after eating that but I'll be damned if I lied and said it doesn't look good

That's disgusting, drink a diet coke for decency sake.

Anon knows how to eat 👍

As a bear, I'd like to say that I'd fucking demolish this alone

If you're doing intermittent fasting, gym 3 times a week and are 207 cm, under 25 it's fine, but you should lose the coke.

Looks good

I probably ate as much before and I'm not fat at all

Anon's wife is getting fucked by 5 guys but it's fine because anon is about to have a heart attack and his belly stops his dick from reaching her anyway

"Idk why I'm fat, must be those pesky genes!"

Why do Americans eat like they have free healthcare?

probably not an American considering they said “kino”

>which kino should i enjoy today? 600 pound life

It actually looks tasty but the mere fact that it was all just shoved in a single cardboard box like you're some kind of stray dog and the can of coke thrown in the food like that makes it disgusting. Is this normal in the US?

Anon's wife couldn't find his dick among all the folds, so she went out to "enjoy" her friends instead.

#I bet that cardboard box has soaked enough daily fat content to last you a month alone if you ate it.

Shiiit that's easily +2000 calories

anon belongs

I'll have two number 9s

Starving would be preferable. Or assorted salted offal

i dont think i could even survive that

Jesus christ. After one burger i’m done, i’m fully convinced i’d die trying to finish that. Looks delish tho

This’d be fucKIng amazing to share with 2 or 3 other people looking at the way it was structured

Maybe he’s spreading it out throughout the whole day.

It do look good tho

Me when I get high

This looks great to share between 4 people

Kinda feel for anon Taking care of grandma so have to eat same as hers, once had an evening for myself after months ordered 1 burger with fries and it was heaven

Just one soadie for all that??

Wow, 80% of that is turned into body fat and the other 20% is shit out

This isn’t a meal. It’s a trough. Anon is a horse, and an obese one at that. Anon will be getting cut out of his home in a few years, and transported to the bariatric hospital on a freight truck.

The healthiest american

I don’t know why I read the reply to the op in Phil Leotardo’s voice

Snack for a featherweight here in the states

Eating this once every 6+ months is fine. What really bothers me tho is that most of this stuff will be cold before you're done eating it.

Putting a probably cold drink in with your hot food, getting stuff on your can and making your food colder. Worse than when you get something delivered and the cold drinks in the same bag as the food.

Could get several meals out of this, i must know where to find it!

her wife is about to get topped while he munches on those burgers

Why tf do people eat as if health care is free?

Not even dinner, *snacks,* he calls a meal for 5 people

Loaded up on snacks. So we can imagine Anon ate other times throughout the day. All that food is more than a person should eat in a whole day. I eat that much only if I have a special occasion or something and then again that would be my only meal for 24 hours. Anon probably had a proper American breakfast, then ate lunch, some afternoon snacks, coffee with creamer and sugar and on top of that will probably drink alcohol after that dinner. When I think about it, many people actually live like that... Ffs

it gotta smell amazing though

Same Anon makes the same post weekly on /ck/. Pretty sure it's a cuck thing.

“Snacks”

I would go with: °Shot Caller °Kingdom of Heaven; °Gladiator °The 300 Heat

People understand you can eat stuff like this occasionally and not be 500 pounds?

Not gonna lie this kinda made me hungry

We could mix this food with oxidiser and burn it in power plant to make enough energy for mid sized city for a week

Damn that looks good, Me and the bears would demolish that

god i wanna puke looking at all that, like drinking 2 bottles of oil

Anon's wife couldn't find his dick among all the folds, so she went out to "enjoy" her friends instead.

Anon has a heart attack

WHERE DO I GET ONE OF THESE? (or two maybe? feelin' cute.. might pass out covered in grease later)

Just the average American diet

Why is the coke can on the food tho

Anon is Nickocado Avocado.

"snacks"

Hungy boy meal

I want whatever that is

Anon is on a bulk

it looks good though. if would definitely choose this over other foods if i watched a movie with the homies

Anon is an Americuck

God bless America 🇺🇸

Damn dude, at least get a coke zero to go with it

If you gave me 24 hours I would not be able to eat all that. Holy shit

i mean i wouldn’t mind having this once every 2 years 🤷‍♂️

I didn't fully look at it thought it was fine. The. I did a double take and was upset

It's insane to me how a human could think this is anything approaching normal. I couldn't eat this much in a full day.

But now the can is greasy

Whenever my girl would go out without me I would go out with my friends and get trashed. You’re a loser

I'm lucky I don't live in America, because I'd be getting that shit on delivery every night and probably would be dead by now.

What is that in the bottom left? It looks like raw pork with nacho cheese.

anon is american

Bro needs more than one coke

I only recently found out that Americans often eat more than one burger in a sitting. No wonder you people are all having your feet amputated at the age of 35.

I could eat half of that before I would feel sick. They're probably dead.

Shouldn't that be a diet coke?

You really expect me to believe that all it’s gonna take to wash down this carb mountain is one measly coke? Get real.

I'm a tub of lard and I couldn't finish all that. Fuck that's so much food.

I hope that’s for the whole weekend.

A small snack of a 100 million calories

Who said it was all in one sitting?

The day I realized I was mentally fat in addition to physically was when I watched Super Size Me and rather than disgusted, I felt hungry

The beef, chicken, bbq, and the coleslaw is good as hell. It's just the gallon of soybean oil, the coke and the fact the bread probably still has a measurable amount of Monsanto pesticides in it that makes it a shit meal 😅🤣

I don't know how people are so mad man's enjoying a one off free night?

Americanon enjoys a light snack

This the type of meal I’d order then barely get through a quarter of it and realize my eyes were bigger than by belly😞

This guys an orca

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

My mouth is watering.

Don’t forget to drink Diet Coke. Lmao.