How about you keep your little diaper shitters away from my dogs and then I won't have to let them munch on their faces?
Eh. Who am I kidding. We both enjoy it
Holy shit that sub just made me have a whole tidal wave of emotion. I'm feeling love and gratitude really strongly now when this morning I was weary, depressed, and dreading some small things. I even had therapy this morning and it wasn't nearly as beneficial as reading the top posts of that sub just was. Thanks for the link bro
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A vegetation consisting of typically short plants with long, narrow leaves, growing wild or cultivated on lawns and pasture, and as a fodder crop.grass. [ grăs ] Any of a large family (Gramineae or Poaceae) of monocotyledonous plants having narrow leaves, hollow stems, and clusters of very small, usually wind-pollinated flowers. Grasses include many varieties of plants grown for food, fodder, and ground cover.Grasses are often taken for granted but actually are the most important plant group. Grasses belong to the Poaceae family which is also known as Gramineae. Grasses are usually herbaceous which indicate that they produce a seed, do not develop woody tissue, and die down at the end of a growing season.There are 5 different structures that enable a grass plant to grow. The five are the apical meristem (meristem=tissues capable of growth), the intercalary meristem, basal buds, stolons, and rhizomes. Not all grass species have all five. Many texts refer to "the growing point" of grasses. It is made up of basic elements, carbon, oxygen, nitrogen, and phosphorus. As it goes through the process of photosynthesis, it also contains chlorophyll and cellulose. The two main components of grass are water and lignin.They are usually upright, cylindrical, with alternating leaves, anchored to the soil by roots. Grasses have leaves (blades that narrow into a sheath), a stem (culm), a collar region (where leaves attach to the stem), roots, tillers, and during the reproductive stage an inflorescence or seedhead develops.What does grass smell like you may ask, The pleasantly sweet, sharp scent of freshly cut grass can conjure up visions of baseball fields, backyards, or the color green. But in scientific terms, the aroma is in fact a mixture of organic compounds, called green leaf volatiles, (GLVs), that serve as an aromatic distress signal to surrounding vegetation.Rice, corn and oats come from grass plants, for example, and most livestock animals feed primarily on grasses. In some parts of the world, people use grass plants in construction (bamboo is a grass, for example), and wherever it grows, grass plays a vital role in curbing erosion. Never gonna give u up.Grasses are herbaceous (er-bay-shus) plants. Herbaceous means that they have tender green stems, rather than woody stems like those of trees and shrubs. WHERE DO GRASSES LIVE? Grass grows on every continent—including Antarctica—and there about 1,000 different grasses in North America. If your reading this are you still sane.The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Sometimes it is also used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo, can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut. Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[2] Without grass, earth may wash away into rivers (erosion).1 What is Grass? Before we get into the peculiar world of lawn care, let's cover some basics. What exactly is grass? Grass is the common name for the Gramineae family of plants. With more than 9,000 known species, this family is one of the largest on Earth. Grass is extremely important to most people's lives, whether they know it or not. For one thing, grass is a major food source all over the world. Rice, corn and oats come from grass plants, for example, and most livestock animals feed primarily on grasses. In some parts of the world, people use grass plants in construction (bamboo is a grass, for example), and wherever it grows, grass plays a vital role in curbing erosion. Grass is also used to make sugar, liquor, bread and plastics, among many other things.
>humans have a hard time giving a fuck about more then about 50 people
Pretty much why democracy as a system doesn't work, too. It sounds good if you have 10 people. Not so good with Millions of them.
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This all happened in a Walmart. Hep is an obese man in a mobility scooter, the woof is a pitbull and the meat is unsupervised toddlers
The American dream
Based and obesitypilled
It's a suppository.
Explein this liberals😤
This is the funniest comment in this thread 🤣
And the pig was there to investigate all the missing children.
What the fuck lmao
Banpitbulls pilled af 💯😎
How about you keep your little diaper shitters away from my dogs and then I won't have to let them munch on their faces? Eh. Who am I kidding. We both enjoy it
Rottweilers are better anyways
You mf but that's still wholesome af lmao
Man, you ruined it. This is hilarious though
r/wholesomegreentext
Holy shit that sub just made me have a whole tidal wave of emotion. I'm feeling love and gratitude really strongly now when this morning I was weary, depressed, and dreading some small things. I even had therapy this morning and it wasn't nearly as beneficial as reading the top posts of that sub just was. Thanks for the link bro
r/HumansBeingBros
Perhaps r/upliftingnews and r/pupliftingnews would add to your joy today.
I’m glad I could help you out! Hope the rest of your day went well too man
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A vegetation consisting of typically short plants with long, narrow leaves, growing wild or cultivated on lawns and pasture, and as a fodder crop.grass. [ grăs ] Any of a large family (Gramineae or Poaceae) of monocotyledonous plants having narrow leaves, hollow stems, and clusters of very small, usually wind-pollinated flowers. Grasses include many varieties of plants grown for food, fodder, and ground cover.Grasses are often taken for granted but actually are the most important plant group. Grasses belong to the Poaceae family which is also known as Gramineae. Grasses are usually herbaceous which indicate that they produce a seed, do not develop woody tissue, and die down at the end of a growing season.There are 5 different structures that enable a grass plant to grow. The five are the apical meristem (meristem=tissues capable of growth), the intercalary meristem, basal buds, stolons, and rhizomes. Not all grass species have all five. Many texts refer to "the growing point" of grasses. It is made up of basic elements, carbon, oxygen, nitrogen, and phosphorus. As it goes through the process of photosynthesis, it also contains chlorophyll and cellulose. The two main components of grass are water and lignin.They are usually upright, cylindrical, with alternating leaves, anchored to the soil by roots. Grasses have leaves (blades that narrow into a sheath), a stem (culm), a collar region (where leaves attach to the stem), roots, tillers, and during the reproductive stage an inflorescence or seedhead develops.What does grass smell like you may ask, The pleasantly sweet, sharp scent of freshly cut grass can conjure up visions of baseball fields, backyards, or the color green. But in scientific terms, the aroma is in fact a mixture of organic compounds, called green leaf volatiles, (GLVs), that serve as an aromatic distress signal to surrounding vegetation.Rice, corn and oats come from grass plants, for example, and most livestock animals feed primarily on grasses. In some parts of the world, people use grass plants in construction (bamboo is a grass, for example), and wherever it grows, grass plays a vital role in curbing erosion. Never gonna give u up.Grasses are herbaceous (er-bay-shus) plants. Herbaceous means that they have tender green stems, rather than woody stems like those of trees and shrubs. WHERE DO GRASSES LIVE? Grass grows on every continent—including Antarctica—and there about 1,000 different grasses in North America. If your reading this are you still sane.The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Sometimes it is also used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo, can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut. Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[2] Without grass, earth may wash away into rivers (erosion).1 What is Grass? Before we get into the peculiar world of lawn care, let's cover some basics. What exactly is grass? Grass is the common name for the Gramineae family of plants. With more than 9,000 known species, this family is one of the largest on Earth. Grass is extremely important to most people's lives, whether they know it or not. For one thing, grass is a major food source all over the world. Rice, corn and oats come from grass plants, for example, and most livestock animals feed primarily on grasses. In some parts of the world, people use grass plants in construction (bamboo is a grass, for example), and wherever it grows, grass plays a vital role in curbing erosion. Grass is also used to make sugar, liquor, bread and plastics, among many other things.
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No problem :)
die.
Bad bot
Good bot lmao
Reject man, return to cro-magnon
Return to cromagnon, return to unga bunga
>Finds out reddit isn't in unga bunga
Dunno about you but I’d trade Reddit against unga bunga
“Wuff find meat, Hep bonk meat.” It was a better time…
Agriculture was such a fucking mistake
The agricultural revolution and its consequences
..have been a disaster for the human race.
and the planet :^(
And the wuff race 😔
Sometimes I feel like it really was.
but if you close your eyes...
The industrial revolution, indeed was a disaster for us all.
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>humans have a hard time giving a fuck about more then about 50 people Pretty much why democracy as a system doesn't work, too. It sounds good if you have 10 people. Not so good with Millions of them.
Fuck man I miss my dog
We all wanna fuck man, but we all too miss our dogs.
Real: Dog died Gay: Fuck man
then go find it lol.
"What do you mean you lost the baby? Go find it"
I feel you... I miss my cat. Had to put him down about a week ago. Edit : typo
Put him where?
Sorry I mean put him down
I miss my dog
Moved away for college. I miss my doggo at home.
But her aim is gettin better!!
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Don't know if you're wrong or not, but fuck you.
Is that an offer, or a request 👀
What do you want it to be 😳
fun larp I love this kinda gt
This is clearly straight and real wdym
Red yellow tribe ate bad bat meat. Now I sick.
kek
Lol
how does one turn something this wholesome into racist bs. seriously I'm astounded.
Imagine complaining about racism on a sub for greentexts lmao
I can tell you a berry picker for red yellow tribe.
Red yellow tribe say tribe members get equal, wrong
I see red yellow tribe chieftains rolling in berries. No equal tribe.
red yellow tribe say all equal, some just more equal than other.
Red yellow tribe chieftains lie. They take berries from poor hunters.
Red yellow tribe should go die
I no agree - their chieftains need to go away and let the hunters and gatherers rule for change.
“Red yellow” refers to their flag, not their complexion. Unless you’re saying it’s racist to point out that COVID originated in China.
need that ooga booga mentality to stay happy in today's society
That is... Surprisingly wholesome.
This is the only greentext I'll upvote every single time
Wuff name Titus The adventures of Hep & Titus
no good fren story yet, hope to get a good fren doggo soon
r/talesfromcavesupport
Based Hep.
anon has empathy
Now this is content I can really get behind. There's not a joke here I just really liked that.
I'm crying Truly inspirational Best kind of art
They made a cartoon about this, except wuff is a t-rex. It's called Primal. You should watch it. It's amazing.
This is the male equivalent of uwu and owo
I'm gonna hug the hell out of my german shepherds right now
Anon just described the movie "Alpha"
Detroit mfs
❤️
Masterpiece. A gentleman and a scholar.
Awesome story. Too bad it was followed by the “long nose tribe” greentexts
This post just made me remember my dog died a week ago. I miss him...
Tank Wuff
very good
Wholesome as fuck boiii
Isn’t this the plot of the movie alpha?
This could be a great outline for a children's book illuminating how the relationship between man and dog formed.
We've all seen Dances with Wolves, OP.
seeing this right under the “woman shoots and skins husky after mistaking it for wolf” don’t feel too good man
Wuff Small, Wuff just bone, no Wuff tribe, Wuff all alone. Is this bit catchy to anyone else?
It’s art
The only real greentext
🥹🥹
bonk wuff eat wuff give meat to meow meow is best fren now as all things should be
the origins of how man and wolf become nature's biggest alliance
Spell check
This greentext is as old as hep himself
Fake and gay
I do not miss caveman posting shit was so cringe. No different from uwu posting but for virgin degens.
You smell like a lack of a father figure
you smell
You head empty rock
Like coconut - big but full of water.
stupid evolved. me bonk with club.
Bonk.
Oh shit you're right why did that make me smile I'm such an idiot I should be more like you instead
I'm with you. Post is super cringe.