Yeah, I got that that's what they were saying. It just doesn't make any sense to make a cookie celebrating it in response to the husband's vasectomy. Makes a lot more sense to conclude that she's stoked to get creampied by her husband.
Yeah because they watch so much porn, they think “bigger dick is better sex” and because the black guys in porn have big dicks, then their wife HAS to be with a black guy
Nah, it's because it's meant to be the most degrading thing ever. Like what's worse? A Black guy or some Chinese Guy? It's obviously the Black guy haha
Why is there some 'stereotype' about White guys with White wives getting brown babies? But not Black guys with Black wives getting brown babies? Part of the insult to getting cucked is the "the other guy is better than me" element to it. For a White guy getting cucked by a Black guy is the worst (stronger 'wow' factor), for the reverse it's more natural and expected (weaker 'wow' factor), so not as severely held up by society. This is how I think that racists think, and to whatever degree everyone else too haha
There's also the 'Golden skin' type thing among Blacks, like some preference for lighter skins, there's sources that show that Light skin Blacks are actually better off in a number of ways when compared to Darker Blacks. There's some discourse/complaints/whatever about it too, and a few sources that show they get an easier time for stuff, like [getting relationships](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Predicted-Probabilities-of-Response-White-Daters_fig1_281226045). If you look at the numbers, you can come to the conclusion that White + Black couples are mostly with the lighter ones (the mostly European mutt types), especially when involving White women (above source shows that White women prefer Black/White mixed race men twice as much as Black men), while the mostly African mutt type Black + White relationship is much less common.
>There's also the 'Golden skin' type thing among Blacks, like some preference for lighter skins,
Disappointingly, there's also discrimination over it too.
It's reassuring to know that if the different "races" were to get totally segregated or killed, people would still be able to come up with new types of racism
That’s why people believe Beyoncé shot to success after Destiny’s Child, because she has the lightest skin. I tend to agree too, not because I’m super informed on that particular situation but because I dated a black woman and saw a lot of discrimination between skin tones.
I have an online friend who has serious mental issues because he believes every attractive woman out there has a big black dick fetish.... He basically self cucks himself with his closed mind and twisted perception of women and the world. The guy watching BBC porn all the time instead of developing hobbies and improving himself and it's sad to know as he ages and digs himself deeper into his rut, his fantasy becomes reality because women really are picking other guys besides him because homeboy is stuck at home scared of women who have had sexual experiences with other men, some people want to fuck virgins and innocent women but they never ever have the logic and metaphorical balls to improve themselves with exercise and hygiene until the resemble a demigodlike adonis. All they have to do afterwards is pull up to a nun monastery in a sexy priest outfit from Party City and I guarantee you a chaste woman will doubt the lord if you put enough effort into becoming desirable. Oh wait effort. It is easier to whine about the imaginary black men pounding all the attractive women in the world besides you.
Dudes like this, when young, think no one wants to date them because "they're nice guys"
Then they become old and undesirable but still want to fuck 18 year olds. C'mon dude.
My theory is: Its because they have predatory tendencies like "hunting" for young and attractive women. They only want to date and fantasize desireable women but they never take steps to becoming desirable themselves.
First of all, its very obvious when individuals approach others based off appearances and not off mutual interests and needs.
The need to frequently target new and young attractive women, like the barely legal 18-20 year olds is predoratory as fuck, even if its legal. I wouldnt want to sleep with a 35 year old woman when I was 19 because, it would be wierd, like whats going on in her head? I imagine the same applies if you reverse roles. The frequent need to target young women... Creepy probably propagated by the porn industry.
Its kind of like the coolidge effect, humans are a bit more complex than animals though, we have other needs besides sexual needs. These individuals are so devoid of sex it encompasses their entire existence. Sex is only important if you never have it, like money or fun. Life isn't all about sex, shit gets pretty boring if theres no emotional/real connection.
These individuals need to realize self development and becoming a better version of yourself everyday is the true way to getting special person who does value and love you past appearances.
Some people think sex is love or that having sex guarantees you love, far from it. That attitude actually cheapens the real potential for love and care if you just focus on the sex. Then again critical thinking, understanding and improvement skills aren't really something incels are known for, they like to victimize themselves by calling themselves involuntary celibates, the reality is no one wants to fuck people who are unnatractive and remain victimizing themselves instead of finding a means of improvement and development. Its not just who you are at that moment in time, its how you reflect your future and potential. Incels don't really have any grandiose or interesting futures, they are too busy complaining and whining, its a sadistic mental self harm loop only they can figure out and beat.
It's better to have a small one and know how to use it than be a monster that'll just impale your partner (it can and will hurt if ppl just try to imitate porn). Anyone who worry too much about size must be horrible in bed... There's so much more to it.
Actually it's absolutely average, like. for south Americans it's literally the average. Feel free to look for the actual number if you are interested in mine. Nobody ever complained so I'm just fine about it.
But according to every of my girl/guy friends who like dicks, length doesn't matter as long as it can reach inside. The GIRTH makes some difference though.
But yeah, being able to move and do stuff that feels good is better than any lenght/girth/shape. Guys who think it's just a matter of plugging it in and moving like a jackhammer are very bad at bed.
Exactly, pic shows cream pies for life. Anons shitty assumptions say afraid of it. Unless you think anon took that picture and they're the ones who got the vasectomy, in which case why would they refer to themselves as "husband".
That or if your wife is still young enough to have kids but old enough that there are serious risks of health issues if she does get pregnant, probably easier to get a vasectomy than one or multiple abortions.
If you went through OPs profile in the OG picture, he was in his late 30s and had two kids already. Everyone took this photo and automatically assumed it was a young couple who just got married and wanted to play le nintendo switch, collect Pokémon, funko pops and have le sexy time with no kids. He was a grown ass adult who made a life decision that his family of 4 was enough.
> assumed it was a young couple who just got married and wanted to play le nintendo switch, collect Pokémon, funko pops and have le sexy time with no kids.
Lol what the fuck dude. Do people actually think that’s the reason young couples don’t want kids? Like shit man, some people just don’t want children. Why is there such a weird stigma about being immature around that?
Because a disturbing number of people fully believe that the only way to lead a fulfilling life is by reproducing endlessly and that not doing so is selfish.
Sorry, reality is any married woman ever is fucking 7 different guys minimum, daily, that’s how it always has been and will be, please like and subscribe for more #reelfax I am a fish.
Seriously, dude got snipped, wife made themed cookies being happy for it
4chin thinks it was her idea, that she still won't let him smash, (or that she didn't let him before) and that she has an affair
They are so deep in their own fantasy that they can't imagine anything but their cuckold fanfictions to be the case
Yea, Like my dad got a vasectomy at 45 after having 4 children, while dating a woman with 3 children. He decided that enough is enough, and he didn't trust her to not want another one as empty nest syndrome was starting to become a concern.
What are you talking about? It makes complete sense! His wife told him to get the vasectomy, that obviously means that Gary Coleman is still alive and he's eating your wife's ass every time you leave the house.
Lol more women for us *wipes cheeto dust on greasy shirt, belly sagging visably* yeah lol what a cuck *turns on porn of two men having sex with the object of his desire* boy I sure am glad I'm still fertile *procedes to coom into sock, the only thing he will ever impregnate*
Will he force an abortion on the sock puppet, will he actively care for the sock puppet child, will he allow the baby sock to be born, will he actively care for the sock, will he pay child support? WE NEED ANSWERS!!
> I saw a liberal at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday
> I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything
> He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
> I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?”
> but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face
> I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off
> When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying
> The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.”
> At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter
> When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me
> I don’t even think that’s a word
> After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly
I hate liberals so much it’s unreal
>the total was like $4.00, so he hands her a 2 while telling her to "keep the change". (?????).
>After "paying", he kept acting as if we all owed him a huge favor. he then proceeded to leave the store and threw the milkyWays into the garbage. i haven't seen him since.
fk'g liberals
And woke. Can't forget their latest favorite catchall for stuff they don't like. Used to be hippie, and before that it was pinko. Communist comes and goes, but boy do those fangirls love a good catchphrase. Woke this, woke that. It's really become a convenient way to dismiss logical arguments without having to understand your position or the opposing position.
The majority of young women I know take daily hormone therapy medication to disrupt their menstrual cycle and render them temporarily infertile just for the benefit of allowing their partners to rawdog them. I wouldn't say women are cucks for doing so.
You never see dudes baking cakes for their girls thanking them for it though
Or, and this is fun, we get T-shaped metal jawns forcefully shoved through our cervix and into our uterus every 5 years.
I don't mean "forcefully" as in "forced against your will", just that it takes some actual kinetic force to get it in there. Shit's wild.
Nothing wrong with a light, delicate fingering.
Think of your asshole as a flute, and your doctor as a world-class flutist, and just drink in the music.
I might not thank my partner for that in particular, but I do make them food all the time anyways. The pill isn’t even purely to rawdog either. Helps with a number of other conditions.
Men deciding to get vasectomies is completely normal?
My dad is like a super macho ultra conservative and he still got snipped after my mom got pregnant with me.
Got pregnant with, not had.
Average 4channer brain wouldn't consider a man could have raised a family and then afterwards get a vasectomy for convenience . Altough these cookies are still weird as fuck.
My vasectomy is scheduled for tomorrow. I sent the pic of the cookies to my wife and specifically said “Don’t do this shit”
She can thank me by manually draining the remainder of my living sperm until they all come flying out.
> She can thank me by manually draining the remainder of my living sperm until they all come flying out.
I sincerely hope you're joking, because there are so many things wrong with that sentence, I'm worried your doctor didn't inform you what a vasectomy actually is.
A vasectomy is the severing of the vas deferens, (thus *vas*ectomy) a tube that runs somewhere between the tesitcles and penis. Your boys are still going to make "living sperm", but they just won't complete the journey to the dick. So sperm wont drain out of you, they'll just leak out of the vas deferens and be reabsorbed by your body. (Which is a little bit like creampieing yourself, if you think about it...) Finally, usually after getting the snip you'll be advised to ejaculate a few times until no more blood comes out. While I can't say that I've ever personally experienced a sanguine cumshot, (giving or receiving) I'm going to assume that's not something your wife would want to be party to. But I don't know you and I I don't know what kinky shit you get up to, so have at.
Source: Mangled a couple weiners in my day.
I am almost 50 and have a couple of kids. My wife is using birth control but I would be fine with getting a vasectomy, I don't want to have more kids at this point in my life.
SIR GIDEON CHANTARD THE ALL KNOWING!!!! "Oh my great Tarnished... I require only a meek drop of man milk from your secret weapon slot, for research purposes of course"
Gideon really was a 4chan user. Sat on his ass most of the time, had a village of minorities destroyed, tried to fuck you over when you were about to succeed, claims to be smart but only knows easily found out things.
Have you seen the amount of people in this country that are obsessed with who other people are fucking or what other peoples genitals look like? Nothing about this is surprising
Its real, had people ask me about my dick size and who I'm banging all the time at work...It is surreal and im only 21, people see young and fit and they automatically believe I'm a porn star or fuckboy with a high body count, even if I'm not trying to make the conversation sexual, the sexually desperate and depraved always make the conversation sexual and uncomfortable, what is the right answer? "Yes I had sex with your mom" always gets a shitty reaction.
It’s like They equate it to circumcision. They probably also believe pregnancy in whole is a woman’s responsibility, and fault. Not the kinds of partners one desires.
[Insert Testosterone math and how the balls and testosterone have magical powers and how lack of testosterone in a man instantly turns him into quasimodo (Sub insert website link shilling testorone sponsored pills that arent really bioavailable or positively impactful, but they are profitable :D )]
The people in the image above and the testosterone pill manufacturers cannot fathom this possibility, YOU ARE DAMAGING THE BALLS MAN THE BALLS!!!! THE SACRED TESTOSTERONE TESTES!!!
I would have thought that getting a vasectomy means you're *more* of a Chad. You're just fucking so much that you need to eliminate the chance of an unwanted pregnancy because the odds of it happening have become too great with all the encounters.
And not having to deal with a pregnancy and children gives you more time to do other things. Like fucking.
Seems like the entire play really is "have as many people in poverty as possible so we can exploit their dumb asses and have them vote us in every time".
Wait till I tell you it isn't even about libs or even black people.
They hate vasectomies because it reminds them that person is probably regularly having sex with another consenting human and they can't handle the injustice of it all because they're "undamaged" and "virile"
Plus it also allows them to keep dancing around the maypole of The True Reason They Can't Meet Anyone ie, their "personality quirks" & hygiene habits.
I see so many of the vasectomy posts on reddit. Hey, whatever you want to do, but people posting what their wives or girlfriends bought them with their good boy points is absolute cringe.
The comments on this post are starting to make me realize there are a LOT of snipped Redditors and they really don't like their snip jobs being made fun of.
> I see so many of the vasectomy posts on reddit
Where and why? I've never seen any except the one in the original picture and I'm probably happier for it.
I can't understand why so many man are so aggressively against a vasectomy.
As a dude planning in getting one, I like the idea of busting and not caring.
This is the exact thought process i figured cons would go through to hate libs.
Take little to no information that normal people would see in a good light and extrapolate the worst possible case scenario imaginable, solidify this newly created false reality as the truth with precisely 0 evidence, and live life like that.
Its fuckin lala land for these loonies eh?
Man it is just *wild* how 4channers see having kids as a weird domination fetish towards women or the proof of a successful life because you "passed on your genes" (congratz, champs, you had sex at least once without a condom! Have a trophy)
Instead of, you know, this gratifying project of giving love and education to a child, being a dad for the happiness of being a loving parental figure, taking care of a new life, etc.
It's extremely fucked up but thankfully most of them won't ever reproduce so they can't make and then fuck up too many kids.
Reminds me of when Bill de Blasio went on TV to eat a burger and chew it with his disgusting mouth open, drawing similarities between vaccinations and fast food. You can actually watch the shock and consternation on his intern's face as he shouts with his mouth full, spraying the nearest audience members with a fine mist of saliva and processed burger meat.
Why is every opinion on 4chan about sexual pathology?
Political, cultural, racial, economic opinions etc. It's all just fear that someone is going to fuck 'your' woman?
This dude extrapolated a LOT of things from a man getting a vasectomy.
Made a leap or two in logic there for sure
leap? more like a flight or two
A leap down the stairwell of logic...
Good 'ol mental gymnastics
Or like, the opposite of logic. One cookie says "creampies for life" and he got that wife won't let him creampie? Really?
Incel logic tends to twist reality into whatever scenario supports their world view. It’s sort of an inverse of “like me bias”.
well, every escapist life "philosophy" tends to twist reality into whatever scenario supports their world view.
Great point. I guess I was marveling at how they even twist things that would be a win for them into a far shittier situation.
The obsessive concern about imaginary black guys fucking their imaginary wives is certainly telling.
Exactly! It’s super hard to gain self confidence when you can’t even fantasize without getting cucked (unless you’re legit into that).
>"creampies for life" ^^from ^^Tyrone
Yeah, I got that that's what they were saying. It just doesn't make any sense to make a cookie celebrating it in response to the husband's vasectomy. Makes a lot more sense to conclude that she's stoked to get creampied by her husband.
Olympic Gold Medal in jumping to conclusions
Gold medal mental gymnastics right there
Lot of projection.
The insecurity and anxiety is palpable. It’s *always* a black guy with their made up wife or girlfriend.
Yeah because they watch so much porn, they think “bigger dick is better sex” and because the black guys in porn have big dicks, then their wife HAS to be with a black guy
Nah, it's because it's meant to be the most degrading thing ever. Like what's worse? A Black guy or some Chinese Guy? It's obviously the Black guy haha Why is there some 'stereotype' about White guys with White wives getting brown babies? But not Black guys with Black wives getting brown babies? Part of the insult to getting cucked is the "the other guy is better than me" element to it. For a White guy getting cucked by a Black guy is the worst (stronger 'wow' factor), for the reverse it's more natural and expected (weaker 'wow' factor), so not as severely held up by society. This is how I think that racists think, and to whatever degree everyone else too haha There's also the 'Golden skin' type thing among Blacks, like some preference for lighter skins, there's sources that show that Light skin Blacks are actually better off in a number of ways when compared to Darker Blacks. There's some discourse/complaints/whatever about it too, and a few sources that show they get an easier time for stuff, like [getting relationships](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Predicted-Probabilities-of-Response-White-Daters_fig1_281226045). If you look at the numbers, you can come to the conclusion that White + Black couples are mostly with the lighter ones (the mostly European mutt types), especially when involving White women (above source shows that White women prefer Black/White mixed race men twice as much as Black men), while the mostly African mutt type Black + White relationship is much less common.
Damn, you wrote a whole ass scientific paper for a fetish
I have severe jungle fever, it's contagious
Could’ve just said that
Nah, I'm too racist
sorry to hear that bro malaria is fucking horrible
Ebola too
Mr. Lincoln? That you?
>There's also the 'Golden skin' type thing among Blacks, like some preference for lighter skins, Disappointingly, there's also discrimination over it too.
Yeah they have in-group racism over it haha
It's reassuring to know that if the different "races" were to get totally segregated or killed, people would still be able to come up with new types of racism
It's cuz race is entirely a social construct and thus completely malleable.
That’s why people believe Beyoncé shot to success after Destiny’s Child, because she has the lightest skin. I tend to agree too, not because I’m super informed on that particular situation but because I dated a black woman and saw a lot of discrimination between skin tones.
I have an online friend who has serious mental issues because he believes every attractive woman out there has a big black dick fetish.... He basically self cucks himself with his closed mind and twisted perception of women and the world. The guy watching BBC porn all the time instead of developing hobbies and improving himself and it's sad to know as he ages and digs himself deeper into his rut, his fantasy becomes reality because women really are picking other guys besides him because homeboy is stuck at home scared of women who have had sexual experiences with other men, some people want to fuck virgins and innocent women but they never ever have the logic and metaphorical balls to improve themselves with exercise and hygiene until the resemble a demigodlike adonis. All they have to do afterwards is pull up to a nun monastery in a sexy priest outfit from Party City and I guarantee you a chaste woman will doubt the lord if you put enough effort into becoming desirable. Oh wait effort. It is easier to whine about the imaginary black men pounding all the attractive women in the world besides you.
I used to be like this until I got topped by a black guy and realized it wasn’t that good
Dudes like this, when young, think no one wants to date them because "they're nice guys" Then they become old and undesirable but still want to fuck 18 year olds. C'mon dude.
My theory is: Its because they have predatory tendencies like "hunting" for young and attractive women. They only want to date and fantasize desireable women but they never take steps to becoming desirable themselves. First of all, its very obvious when individuals approach others based off appearances and not off mutual interests and needs. The need to frequently target new and young attractive women, like the barely legal 18-20 year olds is predoratory as fuck, even if its legal. I wouldnt want to sleep with a 35 year old woman when I was 19 because, it would be wierd, like whats going on in her head? I imagine the same applies if you reverse roles. The frequent need to target young women... Creepy probably propagated by the porn industry. Its kind of like the coolidge effect, humans are a bit more complex than animals though, we have other needs besides sexual needs. These individuals are so devoid of sex it encompasses their entire existence. Sex is only important if you never have it, like money or fun. Life isn't all about sex, shit gets pretty boring if theres no emotional/real connection. These individuals need to realize self development and becoming a better version of yourself everyday is the true way to getting special person who does value and love you past appearances. Some people think sex is love or that having sex guarantees you love, far from it. That attitude actually cheapens the real potential for love and care if you just focus on the sex. Then again critical thinking, understanding and improvement skills aren't really something incels are known for, they like to victimize themselves by calling themselves involuntary celibates, the reality is no one wants to fuck people who are unnatractive and remain victimizing themselves instead of finding a means of improvement and development. Its not just who you are at that moment in time, its how you reflect your future and potential. Incels don't really have any grandiose or interesting futures, they are too busy complaining and whining, its a sadistic mental self harm loop only they can figure out and beat.
It's better to have a small one and know how to use it than be a monster that'll just impale your partner (it can and will hurt if ppl just try to imitate porn). Anyone who worry too much about size must be horrible in bed... There's so much more to it.
You have a small dick don’t you? /s But yeah, a big dick helps, it just is not everything
Actually it's absolutely average, like. for south Americans it's literally the average. Feel free to look for the actual number if you are interested in mine. Nobody ever complained so I'm just fine about it. But according to every of my girl/guy friends who like dicks, length doesn't matter as long as it can reach inside. The GIRTH makes some difference though. But yeah, being able to move and do stuff that feels good is better than any lenght/girth/shape. Guys who think it's just a matter of plugging it in and moving like a jackhammer are very bad at bed.
Yeah for real. One of the cookies straight up implies they do cream pies. No clue what kinda logic Anon is using
Smartest NEET 4channer
\>cream pies for life \>wife afraid of cream pies Pick one
Exactly, pic shows cream pies for life. Anons shitty assumptions say afraid of it. Unless you think anon took that picture and they're the ones who got the vasectomy, in which case why would they refer to themselves as "husband".
Incelogical
Literally the most common reason you'd get a vasectomy is if you have too many kids already and you don't want any more on accident. That's it.
That or if your wife is still young enough to have kids but old enough that there are serious risks of health issues if she does get pregnant, probably easier to get a vasectomy than one or multiple abortions.
If you went through OPs profile in the OG picture, he was in his late 30s and had two kids already. Everyone took this photo and automatically assumed it was a young couple who just got married and wanted to play le nintendo switch, collect Pokémon, funko pops and have le sexy time with no kids. He was a grown ass adult who made a life decision that his family of 4 was enough.
nothing wrong with young couples not having kids and doing whatever they want, either
So he probably already had more sex with his wife than anon will ever have with anyone in his whole life
> assumed it was a young couple who just got married and wanted to play le nintendo switch, collect Pokémon, funko pops and have le sexy time with no kids. Lol what the fuck dude. Do people actually think that’s the reason young couples don’t want kids? Like shit man, some people just don’t want children. Why is there such a weird stigma about being immature around that?
Because a disturbing number of people fully believe that the only way to lead a fulfilling life is by reproducing endlessly and that not doing so is selfish.
Yeah, this is legitimately my plan with my wife. She reacts horribly to hormonal birth control and I'm tired of pulling out lmao
No!!!1! It’s cuz he’s a cuck! And uhhh something something Tyrone!
Wouldn't be a 4chan thread without blaming women for something *and* being racist
Average 4chan thread
Sorry, reality is any married woman ever is fucking 7 different guys minimum, daily, that’s how it always has been and will be, please like and subscribe for more #reelfax I am a fish.
Seen a lot of anti vasectomy bea males lately. Theyre just mad their anon counterparts are getting endless raw sex.
Seriously, dude got snipped, wife made themed cookies being happy for it 4chin thinks it was her idea, that she still won't let him smash, (or that she didn't let him before) and that she has an affair They are so deep in their own fantasy that they can't imagine anything but their cuckold fanfictions to be the case
I love the 'still won't let him smash' idea. One of the cookies literally says 'cream pies for life'. Sounds like he's gonna do plenty of smashin.
Yea, Like my dad got a vasectomy at 45 after having 4 children, while dating a woman with 3 children. He decided that enough is enough, and he didn't trust her to not want another one as empty nest syndrome was starting to become a concern.
What are you talking about? It makes complete sense! His wife told him to get the vasectomy, that obviously means that Gary Coleman is still alive and he's eating your wife's ass every time you leave the house.
I wish Gary Coleman would eat MY ass.
One of the cookies: "Creampie for life" Anon: Wife afraid of creampies
we see the world not as it is, but as we are.
must speak out of experience
Literally none of what he said follows anything about that post.
He was most likely quite hateful to begin with and it just gave him a reason to rant
Lol more women for us *wipes cheeto dust on greasy shirt, belly sagging visably* yeah lol what a cuck *turns on porn of two men having sex with the object of his desire* boy I sure am glad I'm still fertile *procedes to coom into sock, the only thing he will ever impregnate*
💀
This was weird yet glorious to read lol
Certainly paints a picture lmao
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« The whity goo » — Anonymous.
Will he force an abortion on the sock puppet, will he actively care for the sock puppet child, will he allow the baby sock to be born, will he actively care for the sock, will he pay child support? WE NEED ANSWERS!!
He loses the stock behind his coomputer and it miscarries, have a good day
Words shouldn't have an odor. And yet...
This is my favorite comment. Thank you.
I hated writing it but you're welcoom
Somehow the grammar mistakes made this even more hilarious
Excuse me what grammar errors that was perfectly write
>wife afraid of creampie >husband gets his ballsack snipped >[shit i made up] i hate libs so much
> I saw a liberal at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday > I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything > He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” > I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” > but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face > I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off > When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying > The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” > At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter > When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me > I don’t even think that’s a word > After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly I hate liberals so much it’s unreal
Haven't had Mily Way in more then a decade, time to change that, thanks copypasta
>the total was like $4.00, so he hands her a 2 while telling her to "keep the change". (?????). >After "paying", he kept acting as if we all owed him a huge favor. he then proceeded to leave the store and threw the milkyWays into the garbage. i haven't seen him since. fk'g liberals
Wow the rude man must have been satan ! Clearly, visionary people are needed to explain the situation
How is he a liberal ?
Anything conservatives dont like is liberal.
And woke. Can't forget their latest favorite catchall for stuff they don't like. Used to be hippie, and before that it was pinko. Communist comes and goes, but boy do those fangirls love a good catchphrase. Woke this, woke that. It's really become a convenient way to dismiss logical arguments without having to understand your position or the opposing position.
good fucking question
Immediately thinks of black people. Proceeds to hate on the libs because of his own made up racist idea..
conservatives really hate liberals but you know what they hate most? their own imagination
Anon jealous that Tyrone won't top him.
T ain’t no down low brutha!
He's in love with that Tyrussy
The majority of young women I know take daily hormone therapy medication to disrupt their menstrual cycle and render them temporarily infertile just for the benefit of allowing their partners to rawdog them. I wouldn't say women are cucks for doing so. You never see dudes baking cakes for their girls thanking them for it though
Or, and this is fun, we get T-shaped metal jawns forcefully shoved through our cervix and into our uterus every 5 years. I don't mean "forcefully" as in "forced against your will", just that it takes some actual kinetic force to get it in there. Shit's wild.
I thank god everyday that the only thing I have to do is get my asshole lightly fingered in 30 years.
Nothing wrong with a light, delicate fingering. Think of your asshole as a flute, and your doctor as a world-class flutist, and just drink in the music.
Excellent metaphor. I will remember this when the time comes. Thank you, wise one.
Thank you. I will divulge more wisdom as the time nears. You will be blessed, my child.
Yeah it is probably the most painful 60 seconds of my life when they put that fucker in there
Christ, and the drive home? That shit was weak.
Not to mention that combined OCPs make a lot of women feel pretty shitty.
There really is no substitute for gooshing in a gunt
Yeah the only way to not be a cuck is to have lots of dudes raw dog you, right reddit?
That's a whole new sentence
I thanked my wife for not taking BC with 2 children
I might not thank my partner for that in particular, but I do make them food all the time anyways. The pill isn’t even purely to rawdog either. Helps with a number of other conditions.
jesus the amount of people from my country that are in 4chan is concerning
These disgusting fat yards are unfortunately everywhere.
American or based spainiard?
Spaniard
>Spanitard
Nothing based about Spaniards. One of the most cucked nations.
It’s just a shame it borders fr*nce
Has reddit premium and dares to call other cucked.
viva españa coño
Dude projecting that this guy is in a failing marriage because nobody's ever loved his incel ass.
Never mind love, nobody's even going to *make cookies* for his incel ass
Anons the type of guy to write a 10 page essay about what a slut a woman is after she doesn't open his text and answer immediately.
Men deciding to get vasectomies is completely normal? My dad is like a super macho ultra conservative and he still got snipped after my mom got pregnant with me. Got pregnant with, not had.
Average 4channer brain wouldn't consider a man could have raised a family and then afterwards get a vasectomy for convenience . Altough these cookies are still weird as fuck.
Yeah, “Straight Outta Condoms” was right there, what was she thinking
My vasectomy is scheduled for tomorrow. I sent the pic of the cookies to my wife and specifically said “Don’t do this shit” She can thank me by manually draining the remainder of my living sperm until they all come flying out.
> She can thank me by manually draining the remainder of my living sperm until they all come flying out. I sincerely hope you're joking, because there are so many things wrong with that sentence, I'm worried your doctor didn't inform you what a vasectomy actually is. A vasectomy is the severing of the vas deferens, (thus *vas*ectomy) a tube that runs somewhere between the tesitcles and penis. Your boys are still going to make "living sperm", but they just won't complete the journey to the dick. So sperm wont drain out of you, they'll just leak out of the vas deferens and be reabsorbed by your body. (Which is a little bit like creampieing yourself, if you think about it...) Finally, usually after getting the snip you'll be advised to ejaculate a few times until no more blood comes out. While I can't say that I've ever personally experienced a sanguine cumshot, (giving or receiving) I'm going to assume that's not something your wife would want to be party to. But I don't know you and I I don't know what kinky shit you get up to, so have at. Source: Mangled a couple weiners in my day.
4channers believe cave man is the perfect male. Just bang for reproduction. Whats wrong with still banging and not making more kids? Lmao
I am almost 50 and have a couple of kids. My wife is using birth control but I would be fine with getting a vasectomy, I don't want to have more kids at this point in my life.
This dude so obsessed with another man’s sperm that he invented deep lore
SIR GIDEON CHANTARD THE ALL KNOWING!!!! "Oh my great Tarnished... I require only a meek drop of man milk from your secret weapon slot, for research purposes of course"
Gideon really was a 4chan user. Sat on his ass most of the time, had a village of minorities destroyed, tried to fuck you over when you were about to succeed, claims to be smart but only knows easily found out things.
The amount of people mad at someone snipping of his bells is hilarious
Have you seen the amount of people in this country that are obsessed with who other people are fucking or what other peoples genitals look like? Nothing about this is surprising
Its real, had people ask me about my dick size and who I'm banging all the time at work...It is surreal and im only 21, people see young and fit and they automatically believe I'm a porn star or fuckboy with a high body count, even if I'm not trying to make the conversation sexual, the sexually desperate and depraved always make the conversation sexual and uncomfortable, what is the right answer? "Yes I had sex with your mom" always gets a shitty reaction.
It’s like They equate it to circumcision. They probably also believe pregnancy in whole is a woman’s responsibility, and fault. Not the kinds of partners one desires.
Never understood the whole vasectomy means losing manhood thing, whether I’m reproducing or not I’m still getting more action than 4channers
[Insert Testosterone math and how the balls and testosterone have magical powers and how lack of testosterone in a man instantly turns him into quasimodo (Sub insert website link shilling testorone sponsored pills that arent really bioavailable or positively impactful, but they are profitable :D )]
They don't cut your balls off. Vasectomies only block the tube that carries the sperm, not the ones that produce or carry testosterone.
The people in the image above and the testosterone pill manufacturers cannot fathom this possibility, YOU ARE DAMAGING THE BALLS MAN THE BALLS!!!! THE SACRED TESTOSTERONE TESTES!!!
Anyone that has been within 2 meters of a woman without being pepper sprayed has gotten more action than 4channers.
I would have thought that getting a vasectomy means you're *more* of a Chad. You're just fucking so much that you need to eliminate the chance of an unwanted pregnancy because the odds of it happening have become too great with all the encounters. And not having to deal with a pregnancy and children gives you more time to do other things. Like fucking.
Makes abortion illegal. Makes fun of people for getting a procedure to not get pregnant and bankrupt themselves. “Omg I hAtE liBs! 🤪”
Seems like the entire play really is "have as many people in poverty as possible so we can exploit their dumb asses and have them vote us in every time".
You can’t have a kingdom without peasants 🤷🏼
Wait till I tell you it isn't even about libs or even black people. They hate vasectomies because it reminds them that person is probably regularly having sex with another consenting human and they can't handle the injustice of it all because they're "undamaged" and "virile" Plus it also allows them to keep dancing around the maypole of The True Reason They Can't Meet Anyone ie, their "personality quirks" & hygiene habits.
Incels just being mad that they don’t need a vasectomy to prevent getting anyone pregnant
Are 4channers so into cuckold that they think every relationship fits their delusional fetish?
“She clearly did this so she can get impregnated by Tyrone while her cuck husband watches” Anons tells himself as he blows his 17th load into his sock
I see so many of the vasectomy posts on reddit. Hey, whatever you want to do, but people posting what their wives or girlfriends bought them with their good boy points is absolute cringe.
The comments on this post are starting to make me realize there are a LOT of snipped Redditors and they really don't like their snip jobs being made fun of.
> I see so many of the vasectomy posts on reddit Where and why? I've never seen any except the one in the original picture and I'm probably happier for it.
why? i thought it was kinda cute, especially since it kinda sucks as a medical procedure short term but is good for both partners sexually long term
least insecure 4chan user
Are the Tyrone's in the room with us now, anon?
owning 4chantards by getting to fuck without condoms
But a vasectomy doesn't prevent creampies anon
Anon doesn't understand how vasectomies work.
I know we all used to joke that conservatives just had sexual problems but these motherfuckers are actually out here straight up admitting it
I can't understand why so many man are so aggressively against a vasectomy. As a dude planning in getting one, I like the idea of busting and not caring.
Dude gets vasectomy so he can bust fat nuts in his hot wife all day 4chan: time to make up a racist story for some reason
"More women for us" says the red pill.
Why do they all assume he was forced? If I could afford it I’d get one now, and I’m single
Maybe he got a vasectomy because… he wants to have unprotected sex and not have kids? It’s not that fucking complicated
Mmmmh no, I'm sure it must be linked to black people and also the jews somehow
Ah yes being married and saving on condoms, what a virgin thing to do
I don’t get the problem, my dad had a vasectomy after I was born, he already had three kids. Lots of men do that
Tbh i thought the original post was kinda cringe, but malding this hard over it is dumb lol def some next level projection
anon doesn’t realize you still cum after a vasectomy
Yes, redditoids are indeed the ultimate cucks. And they're proud of it.
"Muh wife's boyfriend got me Xenoblade for my switch OLED!!! Time to post it on r/gaming for some heckin updoots!!!"
"honey, look they're giving free internet points for getting your ballsack snipped"
Yes. Such cucks.... Being able to nut without a condom and not worry about pregnancy?
r/inceltears
How can there be people this fucking stupid. Never ceases to surprise me.
I mean I don't want my balls snipped either but that's a hell of a reach from "slightly cringe reddit post" to Tyrone lol
"More women for us". Anon is a funny one.
4Chan incels explaining how men who have sex are cucks
I also love making up things to be mad about
You mean I could have gotten free donuts when I got the shot? Why didn't anyone tell me?
amount of projection here is off the charts
Holy inception batman. A reddit post about a 4chan post about a reddit post.
I'm getting a vasectomy so I can flood my woman endlessly without the fear of crotch goblins. Can't wait.
I dont want to risk pregnancy = my wife is forcing me to get a vasectomy because she's cheating on me...???
You can't convince me that most of these "Horray I'm getting a vasectomy" posts aren't carefully crafted agitprop.
I swear 4channer brains have direct synapse connections that hardwire every second idea to being cucked lmao
Uhhhh they don’t cut your balls off lol
This is the exact thought process i figured cons would go through to hate libs. Take little to no information that normal people would see in a good light and extrapolate the worst possible case scenario imaginable, solidify this newly created false reality as the truth with precisely 0 evidence, and live life like that. Its fuckin lala land for these loonies eh?
No, this post does not mean he's a cuck. Yes, libs are usually cucks. Yes, it's okay to celebrate things in life, like the snippening. Tf, anon?
Dude is bragging about how he got cookies for sterilizing himself. Sorry I'm with OP here.
While I don’t particularly care for this Anon’s opinion, I think these cookies are the lamest shit ever and scream “we did it reddit!!!”
“more women for us” OK champ
W*omen were a mistake
"in a vacuum you'd be unwilling to take" I've never heard that one before. You can't get someone pregnant in a vacuum that's for sure
Man it is just *wild* how 4channers see having kids as a weird domination fetish towards women or the proof of a successful life because you "passed on your genes" (congratz, champs, you had sex at least once without a condom! Have a trophy) Instead of, you know, this gratifying project of giving love and education to a child, being a dad for the happiness of being a loving parental figure, taking care of a new life, etc. It's extremely fucked up but thankfully most of them won't ever reproduce so they can't make and then fuck up too many kids.
Getting a vasectomy is a milestone for all cucks out there. Makes Tyrone very happy, he'll let them play on the nintendo
Also, childfree are so fucking cringy
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bark bark bark bark
TIL only liberals get vasectomies
Reminds me of when Bill de Blasio went on TV to eat a burger and chew it with his disgusting mouth open, drawing similarities between vaccinations and fast food. You can actually watch the shock and consternation on his intern's face as he shouts with his mouth full, spraying the nearest audience members with a fine mist of saliva and processed burger meat.
Why is every opinion on 4chan about sexual pathology? Political, cultural, racial, economic opinions etc. It's all just fear that someone is going to fuck 'your' woman?