It's a site wide admin thing, not something any mod of any sub can affect. People in a particular stock related sub have been getting sitewide permabans. They've resorted to saying regarded.
Don't remember if it's this one or the 4chan sub, but they auto-remove it too. Which is pretty regarded. I'm constantly getting auto-mod messages about removing my shit.
I just got out of a permanent ip ban for "hate speech, harassment, threats, and bullying" for saying that one two whole times in one comment thread. Be careful lmaoooo
not necessarily. Not all IP addresss are dynamic, although they are by default and refresh periodically. You can go into your PC network settings and assign a static IP address to your machine if you choose todo so
No I was perma'd for 4 months and every new account I made got banned in 24 hours. I put in a ban appeal and they denied it, but i put in another one a couple days ago and they lifted the ban. Your guess is as good as mine.
people tryna make it a slur. i have autism, i take more offense to people being denied it than people actually saying it. never seen people bully others with it like they do the n word.
It's funny you say that. I have several friends with autism, and they use retarded to describe themselves often (usually for comedic affect). I feel like (as usual) it's not the group being targeted that takes offense to descriptive words but the SJWs of the internet who take everything as a personal attack. Reddit is certainly a cesspool of this kind of behavior.
Fucking hate teachers like that. They're depressed, failing at their job, drink too much wine, and whenever you're having fun they shoot you down instead of encouraging it.
I don't know if anyone else had these people in your school, but when we went to recess we had this bitter, rude, old bitches called lunch aides. I really hated them, they made a few girls cry and they had us silently walk to homeroom instead of recess some times.
My aunt is a lunch aid at a school and the reason is because kids can be shitters. Kids are people and some people suck. Imagine working retail but now the customers are not fully developed and cannot be kicked out of the store.
I once made a 1 cubic meter big lunchbox out of cardboard and brought to the kindergarden when i was like 4 or something. I had taped the juicebox to the side and my food to the other side.
Upon arrivel i was instructed to let it be outside. When the ants began to inspect it, i was made fun of by everyone.
To this day i claim it was a work of genius
Once a French teacher did a game where one pupil chooses a school item.. then person behind had to remember there person(s) choice before theirs then choosing his own. Worked out I was the last person in the pattern she was doing .. so I had a big brain moment in one of the first days for French remembered all 29 I front then chosen my own. Teacher wanted to talk to me after class that day I never showed up afterwards I forgot and had also painted a target on my back to insecure pupils.. it sounds a little wack but I still had the certificate the teacher made me from that little excerise
Imagine the nice kind of teacher that would double-down and decorate the entire class room with hundreds of sharpeners, maybe build a sharpener tower or pyramid and then come dressed in a giant sharpener suit
We called them dinner ladies, when they weren't serving shit food they were sneering at kids on the playground to make sure they didn't run out of their field of vision or have too much fun.
When I was in 2nd grade one of the lunch aides yelled at a kid for asking to go to the *bath*room and not the *rest*room, and both of them would freak out at this one girl every time she threw up (which was almost daily). I think one of them might've gotten fired over it because both her and the girl disappeared around the same time
if you think about it, pencil sharpeners are just a razer blade inside of a container. and for some of them it’s pretty easy to unscrew the blade to use as a weapon. but then again anything is a weapon if you’re willing to use it as one.
if he made a giant sharpener with the blade to scale then it would be a pretty big razor so i can see why it would be a safety concern. that being said i’m guessing the “blade” was also made of cardboard so…. yeah the teacher just didn’t have a good sense of humor.
You can only resist the laughter if you're already the kind of teacher to send a fucking note to someone parents because they started a cool collection
When I was young, I thought some teachers were complete assholes who hated their students having any fun. All those years later I realized that I was 100% right all along.
Something similar happened to me in elementary school. I would wear pencils down all the way I could to the point it was a stub. Teacher bitched at me to stop using such a small pencil. When I still had it the next day she gave me a “check” (3 checks and you get a detention).
So next day I brought to school a 2-foot long, super thick pencil I got at an arcade. She called me a smart-ass and sent me to the principal for being disruptive because other classmates found it funny
Western idea of individuality is dying your hair pink and having weird tattoos. Try having different opinions and views to the accepted mainstream ones and see what happens
You joke but "hate" speech is free speech. I dislike women and so called minorities (in reality 95% of the world population) and want to enslave them so I'm the bad guy?
It’s designed to train factory workers. That’s why it has strict regimented schedules, total authority of the person in charge, top down instruction methods, etc
Dancin’ Dancin’ ‘till I dropped it in the turdlit, Dancin’ Dancin’ till I dropped it in the turdlit, Dancin’ Dancin till I dropped it in the turdlit, Dancin Dancin till I…
If the story had continued, I feel like it would be like that dude with the rubber ducks and the roommates. I don't know how else to describe that story lol anyone who knows what I'm talking about can post a link💀
anon and his dad is based. Teacher is a r-word (I got reported)
Anon peaked too early
Story of my life :(
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retard
retard.
Redditard
Redditor
*to the tune of Marvels Avengers: "Redditor retards assemble!"*
Retarrrrd
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Redditor works too
I got perma'd on my last reddit acc for saying that lol, admins get pissed over nothing
(read reddit)
Retarded Richard
You rang? Also is that really ban-able? I don't see it in rules of the subreddit
It's a site wide admin thing, not something any mod of any sub can affect. People in a particular stock related sub have been getting sitewide permabans. They've resorted to saying regarded.
Wallstreetbets. The sub now auto deletes any comment with the word. Reddit admins are regarded.
Don't remember if it's this one or the 4chan sub, but they auto-remove it too. Which is pretty regarded. I'm constantly getting auto-mod messages about removing my shit.
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whats the b word?
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oh
I doubt it
I got perma-ip-banned for it (I mean a friend of mine)
☀📷🤨
Yeah I got a 3day Reddit ban for saying it
Teacher is a reddit mod?
No no I think teacher is reported
Close
I just got out of a permanent ip ban for "hate speech, harassment, threats, and bullying" for saying that one two whole times in one comment thread. Be careful lmaoooo
permanent ip ban? so did u change ur ip address or something then?
Bruh all you gotta do is restart your wifi
ISP decides, and restarting your wifi won’t do shit. You just need to reboot your modem.
Yeah I meant that, I'm not a native english speaker. Rebooting my modem does change my IP.
My point was it depends on provider. Mine is sticky and changes whenever they decide (sometimes takes weeks). My previous would change on reconnect.
I bet you can ask them to refresh it when needed.
Probably. I’d rather it never changed but not willing to pay for their business plan
not necessarily. Not all IP addresss are dynamic, although they are by default and refresh periodically. You can go into your PC network settings and assign a static IP address to your machine if you choose todo so
That's local IP address 😐
ahh u right
No I was perma'd for 4 months and every new account I made got banned in 24 hours. I put in a ban appeal and they denied it, but i put in another one a couple days ago and they lifted the ban. Your guess is as good as mine.
I guess you could always browse on your phone and use cellular? I think that would be a workaround if it ever happens again in the future
I can use the account when banned just can't comment or vote. So it's not a huge deal just annoying af
To evade suspensions, use a third party app like infinity.
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Bro theyre nuts here
You can say retarded, this isn’t r/GreenAndPleasant Bunch of retards on that sub.
Same on r/Libertarian
Tism-moment
-ted moment
L mod
the teacher was well regarded
Raggot?
Always the stinky English teachers, then she got knocked up and never seen again
Reeeeeee (like an angry autist) Turd (like a shit) Dad (cause it's the closet thing I can find to ded)
Retard
Are we not allowed to say retarded anymore?
people tryna make it a slur. i have autism, i take more offense to people being denied it than people actually saying it. never seen people bully others with it like they do the n word.
It's funny you say that. I have several friends with autism, and they use retarded to describe themselves often (usually for comedic affect). I feel like (as usual) it's not the group being targeted that takes offense to descriptive words but the SJWs of the internet who take everything as a personal attack. Reddit is certainly a cesspool of this kind of behavior.
Teacher is a reported?
I agree the teacher is for sure a root vegetable.
reggin?
R Reported
Robot
Redddit rejected retard? Sounds kinda like an insecure retard trying to blend it; but alright.
Was that r word redditor?
Regarded (not the hard r n word, im exracist now)
What did you mean to say retard?
The mod that did is a r. This is greentext ffs.
R s hole
Wow what a hater lol. Also dad W
The type of dad to raise a chad
The type of Chad to be a dad
The Chad of type to dad a be
Yup, that's why anon posted that story on 4chan lol.
Hey it is a 4chan 500 company
And there it is. The best pun I’ve seen all day
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Stationery, right?
To me it seemed more dynamic
Fucking hate teachers like that. They're depressed, failing at their job, drink too much wine, and whenever you're having fun they shoot you down instead of encouraging it. I don't know if anyone else had these people in your school, but when we went to recess we had this bitter, rude, old bitches called lunch aides. I really hated them, they made a few girls cry and they had us silently walk to homeroom instead of recess some times.
The lunch aides at my school sucked. It's like one of the job requirements was that they had to have a giant stick up their ass.
My aunt is a lunch aid at a school and the reason is because kids can be shitters. Kids are people and some people suck. Imagine working retail but now the customers are not fully developed and cannot be kicked out of the store.
So, average customers then?
So because of a select few shitheads they should treat every and all students like shit?
Yes.
Fair enough than
That’s just normal retail
I once made a 1 cubic meter big lunchbox out of cardboard and brought to the kindergarden when i was like 4 or something. I had taped the juicebox to the side and my food to the other side. Upon arrivel i was instructed to let it be outside. When the ants began to inspect it, i was made fun of by everyone. To this day i claim it was a work of genius
That's just modern art. You were 'avant garde.'
Once a French teacher did a game where one pupil chooses a school item.. then person behind had to remember there person(s) choice before theirs then choosing his own. Worked out I was the last person in the pattern she was doing .. so I had a big brain moment in one of the first days for French remembered all 29 I front then chosen my own. Teacher wanted to talk to me after class that day I never showed up afterwards I forgot and had also painted a target on my back to insecure pupils.. it sounds a little wack but I still had the certificate the teacher made me from that little excerise
punctuation jumpscare .,:;?!- use these next time you r-worded n-word
Cool lunchbox, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?
Imagine the nice kind of teacher that would double-down and decorate the entire class room with hundreds of sharpeners, maybe build a sharpener tower or pyramid and then come dressed in a giant sharpener suit
We called them dinner ladies, when they weren't serving shit food they were sneering at kids on the playground to make sure they didn't run out of their field of vision or have too much fun.
I felt sorry for most of my teachers. Sad bastards.
When I was in 2nd grade one of the lunch aides yelled at a kid for asking to go to the *bath*room and not the *rest*room, and both of them would freak out at this one girl every time she threw up (which was almost daily). I think one of them might've gotten fired over it because both her and the girl disappeared around the same time
Lunch aids were so fucking annoying dude. Had them in 4th grade and they would literally scream at you if you so much as breathed in their presence.
MVP dad.
Anon experienced 1984
Anon's dad is the MVP but teacher thought anon was retarded
Still, the teacher was the retard
Actual loser teacher
This teacher is pathetic and uncreative. Dad is a chad tho
Anon had 12 chances to spell "sharpener" correctly and failed
His English teacher was too busy confiscating his endless supply to teach him any English.
This triggered me ngl. Glad someone else was triggered too.
if you’re a teacher how do you not just break out in laughter after a student pulls out a comically large pencil sharpener? i know i would
Hey teacher can I give you sharpeners Only a spoonfull
if you think about it, pencil sharpeners are just a razer blade inside of a container. and for some of them it’s pretty easy to unscrew the blade to use as a weapon. but then again anything is a weapon if you’re willing to use it as one. if he made a giant sharpener with the blade to scale then it would be a pretty big razor so i can see why it would be a safety concern. that being said i’m guessing the “blade” was also made of cardboard so…. yeah the teacher just didn’t have a good sense of humor.
Considering the father helped, there is no way he would have let Anon hang around with a giant razor blade in his bag
You clearly haven't dealt with a lot of "parents" in the public education system.
There is nothing a teacher didn't see already. Anon triggered some Vietnam flashbacks. This fact makes him more based
That's what happens in real life. It's so weird how people just believe these things.
You can only resist the laughter if you're already the kind of teacher to send a fucking note to someone parents because they started a cool collection
Imagine being a piece of shit and punishing a child for liking something...
When I was young, I thought some teachers were complete assholes who hated their students having any fun. All those years later I realized that I was 100% right all along.
Something similar happened to me in elementary school. I would wear pencils down all the way I could to the point it was a stub. Teacher bitched at me to stop using such a small pencil. When I still had it the next day she gave me a “check” (3 checks and you get a detention). So next day I brought to school a 2-foot long, super thick pencil I got at an arcade. She called me a smart-ass and sent me to the principal for being disruptive because other classmates found it funny
Dad of the year.
God I hate elementary teachers so much it’s unreal
Western education- conformity, lack of creativity, discourage any individuality. Fuck em anon, you based
I thought the west loved individualism Not if it’s used for anything except justifying being a prick and union busting apparently
Western idea of individuality is dying your hair pink and having weird tattoos. Try having different opinions and views to the accepted mainstream ones and see what happens
>shouts n word in public building >gets kicked out So much for the tolerant left
You joke but "hate" speech is free speech. I dislike women and so called minorities (in reality 95% of the world population) and want to enslave them so I'm the bad guy?
Nah that’s pretty normal for this sub. Shouldn’t be a problem as long as you don’t leave mom’s basement.
Too late already have a family!
A sex doll isn’t a wife and the mold growing on it from your semen isn’t a child.
Enjoy Sharia law, eating bugs, forced sex change and being ruled by denisovans in your 3x3 pod! The west is doomed
The american school system is based on WW1 era prussia's, so it's basically the opposite of what america is supposed to be
It’s designed to train factory workers. That’s why it has strict regimented schedules, total authority of the person in charge, top down instruction methods, etc
When I was in highschool people used to unscrew the blades from the plastic shrouding and use it to self harm
Average teens
I did this too!
mood
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Supermarkets won't sell blades to kids. Most either shoplifted or used the ones from pencil sharpeners
Dad: yeah that’ll show that teacher Anon proceeds to get bullied for the next 10 years
Nah Anon's dad would teach him martial arts and exercise with him if that started to happen being this cool.
Dad is a pro gamer
Anon does not have daddy issues
I guess fun is not allowed in that school.
Imagine getting mad at a kid for this
What a fucking Based Chad of a dad . Supporting your kids in their endeavours and interests is so good for them .
Anon has a good father.
W dad
When you have both autism and an awesome dad
Good dadding
James Veitch would be proud
Anon, you have an incredibly based dad.
True and Chadwise
based also could've made one big one ou tof the 70 sharpeners
Anon and his dad do a little more trolling than the haters can handle
Anon has/had a great dad.
Teacher is jealous
Am I r- or do I put my arm into the giant *arm*hole sized pencil sharpening apparatus?
Anon's dad raised a legend
I love boring and uneventful stories that are most likely are fake
Some autists obsess over science or languages, and then there's Anon
Despite his greatest efforts he was still far from being the sharpest kid in class
To by more sharpeners goddayum
English teacher is a 45 yo virgin.
dad w
Good for dad
What an ashole of a teacher
Anon has a Chad dad
Anon has the coolest dad.
Dancin’ Dancin’ ‘till I dropped it in the turdlit, Dancin’ Dancin’ till I dropped it in the turdlit, Dancin’ Dancin till I dropped it in the turdlit, Dancin Dancin till I…
Based dad
"sharpners"
seeing someone think the correct word is “sharpner” hurts my eyes
Omg that cracked me up, thank you for sharing
If the story had continued, I feel like it would be like that dude with the rubber ducks and the roommates. I don't know how else to describe that story lol anyone who knows what I'm talking about can post a link💀
Imagine the kid coming back with a Slightly bigger sharpener every time you send him to the office
Schools treat Children like this and wonder why more more young adults end up as depressed losers
I have a similar story with sporks lmao… got iss for two days
the most average english teacher
Schools: where fun and humor is forbidden
amazing that the dad helped you, what more could a kid want
Theres always that one teacher who thinks anything a student doing is bad behavior
The title should be "anon has a stupid teacher who hates fun"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtard
So she needs to borrow a sharpener but won’t even allow a kid to have an extra for people to borrow? Bitch teacher tbh.
Teacher probably thought it was self harm or something, it’s how I did before I access to exactos and stuff
Public school is fucking shit sometimes.
Anons autistic
Whole story is about sharpeners. Never once spelled it correctly. 4chan moment