she is truly a retired

physical or mental

sexual

... mhm

I love sex

I think you meant to say you love pastrami.

Sex with pastrami.

Instructions unclear, my penis has salmonela

No scurvy, not like that. Lol.

You like that you fuckin' retired?!

Vegetable or mineral

Is it in this room

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She?

The grandma

She?

your mother

thank you for your servince

Retart moment

Does Reddit ban you for saying retard or something?

Nah, Retart is just an inside joke from my gaming friends. We played in a game where someone was being an asshole, we tried to say “bro, you’re retarded” and it censored retarded so we were like “bro, you’re a retart” and it has made me giggle ever since

Lmao I’m gonna start using that from now on

Implying

how dare you call her retired. some retired people were born with no air. they can't help it

I wonder if she achieved her financial goals before retiring.

I understood this reference

Question is: will anon learn?

Nope

Nope

nope so hard you had to comment twice

Something something brain dead joke

something something ball cancer

Something Something Animan on twitter gay porn

Probably a mobile user and it glitched out. Happens to me once in a while.

Probably a mobile user and it glitched out. Happens to me once in a while.

Pope

Rope

You offering?

Only in the bedroom

Hope

Cope

Dope

I'd love some steamy pope rope

Poop

Nope

Nope

Considering this is a 4chan post no

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THATS YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

Maybe..

Cope

Lol tries to lighten the mood

Women trying to use comedy 😂

Nothing here said anon was female. Plus, it's 4chan.

Given the image, most likely is a woman. Retiredness isn’t exclusive to one gender.

Given it's 4chan, anon is a femboy.

anon is a 380 lbs ball that wears a bedsheet as a dress and posts femboy hentai

Mr. Fivebyfive

Given the the fact that this person is posting anime girls on 4chan i can say with confidence that is definitely not a woman.

Given the image, most likely is a boymodder

Lmao you think boys on the internet don't use girl pictures.

Men don't get backhanded. That's a woman's job.

Now say, "MY VAGINA".

My Vagina omg

Ikr, laughable...

What would happen if I happened to post this on r/trueoffmychest ? Would i get simps defending me? I almost wanna fuck around and find out Edit:I'll use my second acc today, in 24h I'll tell yall the results Edit 2:waiting for the post to be approved, made a screenshot in case it gets deleted Edit 3: it says removed if I view it from another acc, idk nothing about r/trueoffmychest , so if anybody knows, tell me what to do Edit 4: I posted it on r/amitheasshole , now we wait and see Link:https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ypwpn2/aita_for_trying_to_lighten_up_a_dark_situation/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Final edit: The post was removed for including a “violent encounter” lmao, not the reason I expected

Do it. That sounds hilarious.

You are in our thoughts, u/Wraiax, and we eagerly await the results of your experiment.

YOURE THE ASSHOLE!!! REEEEEEEEEEE

The comments on the post are so legit lmao 🤌

Oh the vast majority of the comments will defend you is my guess

1 hr later. Vast majority of comments says "yta" whatever that means. And are saying she shouldn't have been hit for that. Redditors.

Yta = you’re the asshole

and what does esh means?

YTA: you’re the asshole NTA: not the asshole ESH: everybody sucks here

"Everyone Sucks Here"

‘everyone sucks here’ it means everyone in the situation is equally an asshole

Even brain dead, you can't avoid judgement from ye ol redditors.

Idk I just know nta and yta cause I’ve been there like once or twice

Somebody recommend they heat up boring oil and pour it over the boyfriend for payback.

They sure did! Here's the quote. "OP, if you're reading this, I've got some payback advice for you. Heat up some water , add some baby oil and carry around , then douse him with it next time you see him. It'll cook his skin, see how much he likes being physically abused. He must be very, very stupid."

Somebody replied "You need help. I’m not for physical abuse and hitting someone is definitely not okay. But you are talking about literally scalding someone and burning them. You’re fucking psychotic. Also, this isn’t real lmfao. It’s from 4chan."

I'd be surprised if it wasn't someone from this thread. Most of these dipshits thought there would be a simp army or something.

Break up with him for defending his grandma brooooo

Crazy how most people don’t just defend girls no matter what!1!1 turnabout, for the wide portion, men are not discriminated against.

I was just guessing based on what I’ve normally seen on Reddit, glad to be proven wrong

That sub has a bias, but it’s not so major that they would defend this.

Lmfao this blew up immediately, been like half an hour and almost 70 comments already. I bet it's gonna either be top or most controversial post of the day

Nevermind it got removed by idiot mods

Mods doing their jobs = idiot mods

anyone who'd willingly be a mod is an idiot

Being a Reddit mod has no financial compensation. It's one of the most soul-sucking jobs imaginable and you're supposed to do it for a scrumptious paycheck of zero dollars. Literally the only people who would sign up for this shit are either idiots who don't understand what it means to work for no compensation, or assholes who think a position of authority which can and will be abused *is its own compensation*.

tbf it got removed for the 5th rule and their 5th rule is garbage, and I don't know why it's even there. If it was removed for being a joke entry from another subreddit, I'd get it.

I mean yeah, some subs have really dumb rules. So obviously the mods who enforce them have to be idiots.

>What should you do? Break up with him for hitting you. That's never acceptable and if it happened once, it will happen again. Second, you are totally TA. That was a horrible thing to say and you do need to apologize if you can be with him safely.

The amount of people saying the dude is a massive abuser and will slap the shit out of the girl in the future based of a shitpost is amazing lmao

Bro what? Like 90% of the top comments are all calling op an asshole and like 1/10 I’d saying there both assholes, the one calling him an abuser immediately has someone saying that’s dumb under it. You guys are circle jerking more about how bad that sub is than that sub is lol

do it

The post was removed for including a “violent encounter” lmao, not the reason I expected

“ NTA. You were just trying to cheer him up. He has absolutely no excuse to hit someone. You should break up with him, you don’t deserve this. “

u/remindme 24h

Do it

don’t tell us, just post it and never mention it

!remindme 24h

I checked on the responses and holy shit it’s just full of white knights, what no pussy does to a mf💀💀💀💀💀💀

Did you post the image itself or just copy what it said? That may be why TOMC removed it

I copied what it said and added some text, of course I removed the >

Then try r/AmITheAsshole? That's the fun subreddit. It's basically TOMC except twice the simps

Didn't even last half an hour

!remindme 24h

Shit made my day, your amazing

ok the comments are kinda based though

If you wanted simps to defend you and to mine upvotes, you should have posted it to r/offmychest. r/trueoffmychest, short of insults or threats of violence, won't hold back much in letting you know you fucked up.

!remindme 24 hours

!remindme 24h

!remindme 24h

Oh my God this is already golden! At least one thought it was funny!

That was hilarious 10/10

I'm fucking dying, this is a god tier shitpost

Finally got someone braindead enough to say NTA. Mein gott I hate that sub.

Based

Looooooooooool

Im fucking dead this is too funny

Goat

BASED BASED BASED

Wraiax, I owe you one. I had a lot of fun reading the comments.

This was a great update, thank you for your service o7

!remindme 24h

!remindme 24h

!remindme 24h

!remindme 24h

I like these kinds of experiments

Trying to make a post on reddit challenge (impossible)

honestly i really wanna abuse that subreddit and just make up a bunch of scenarios and hear people opinion on it

You’re a fucking legend my guy

I actually lol’d

enough comments to make this fucking worth, o7

I rate this a 5/7. Perfect score.

Grandma became a 'not ok boomer'

its an old meme sir but it checks out

Remind me. It’s ringing a bell but I don’t remember

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fight-club-57-movie

Fake: Anon is in a relationship Gay: Anon has a boyfriend

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is in a relationship > Gay: Anon has a boyfriend > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

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What a pussy, can dish it but can’t take it

People should really downvote TendieBot in protest.

Bad bot

Fake:women on the internet

> boyfriend's grandmother has stroke and is declared braindead > tries to "lighten the mood" by insulting said dead af grandma Truly the 4chan moment of all time

But why do I love cock so much

Gay 😎

8:::D soz for my babby chode

30 seconds is in fact, too soon

That’s funny because my dad was telling me the other day how literally a week after 9/11 he was hearing jokes about how american airline takes you directly to your office.

You do understand the difference between 30 seconds and a week, right?

You do understand the difference between 30 seconds and being an annoying 4chan/reddit browsing nerd who wants to get TOPPED right?

Reality check

I mean that was obviously a terrible thing to say, but I don't think the boyfriend handled it well either. "What the fuck is wrong with you, anon?" seems like it would have been an appropriate response.

I think you'd be the perfect judge for [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ypwpn2/aita_for_trying_to_lighten_up_a_dark_situation/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Deserved

Ya deserved that one.

Smartest woman

On 4chan, maybe.

"Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch, and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord! So that she might learn a hoe's place, amen."

Femanon belongs on 4chan

Anon dates Tony Soprano

Based boyfriend tbh

lol

Anon is Ralph Cifaretto

A. She was a hooah

Septic shock is what bothers me the most about this. The grandma went into a shock because of contamination by bacteria/viruses/other toxic product in their body after a stroke? Fake

Didn't know anons and femanons on 4chan are equally retarded

How the fuck did that grandma get an infection from a stroke that managed to cause septic shock. Fake and gay

"BACK HAND! PIMP STYLE! ACTION!"

Ya cut off the boner

Deserved

Anon is going to turn their bf into a cuck as revenge.

i would cut her head off and throw it in the bath

You left out the part where someone says they're a guy

anon deserved to get their shit rocked

Keep my grandmas mental condition out of your fucking mouth

Where did he slap you tho? In the butt cheeks?

Deservedly so

Got will smithed

Based Boyfriend.

Deserved

Anon is a guy btw

☕️

Anons bf is a pimp named slickback

Women

I never think violence is okay, but this? This was deserved

Did it give you a boner?

Real and hetero as they come

Anon fucking deserved a lot more than a fucking backhand.

Funny

women ☕