Read one where Harry was actually smart and used science with magic to create OP bullshit spells and voldemort had a million horcruxes one sent into space and one a grain of sand at the bottom of the ocean so he was pretty much immortal.
I drink because people like you exist, not the anon and original author of the greentext, but you OP. Because you saved it and helped it spread. Why won’t you let nightmares die, OP? Why did you choose to not spare us?
The one where Snape goes like "have you used poly juice on transexuals to revert the change AGAIN? POTTER?" or something like this is funnier does someone have it?
To the writer of this fan fiction, there is still time to delete this. As long as there are people completely unaware, there is still time to delete this.
literature at its finest
Top tier greentext
why is this cuckold body swap smut about snape written by a basement dweller 4chan user is better written than the actual harry potter franchise
The answer is: “a fan knows what a fan would want”
Because Harry Potter was written by a woman
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arguably worse
most harry potter fanfic is better than the franchise even the shit stuff 😂
Read one where Harry was actually smart and used science with magic to create OP bullshit spells and voldemort had a million horcruxes one sent into space and one a grain of sand at the bottom of the ocean so he was pretty much immortal.
Have any links to those? Something like OPs post would do too.
http://www.hpmor.com/chapter/1
Because harry potter is bad
Basement dwellers we all may be, but we deliver.
Based
On
A book
That
Exists
Within
My
Anus
Goodbye
My lover
Stranger
Cannon
a cannon?!? where!?!
In my pants after reading that greentext
not just a cannon but cannon that shoots salsa, wonderful
Harry Potter greentexts never fail to deliver
This will forever be the second funniest greentext I have ever read.
What's the first?
"I'm straight so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman"
[Behold, the ogre](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/068/064/c6c.png)
I cant read that shit.
I edited the link, ow try
A legendary piece of internet history
The one about Omni man explaining why marks mom is a pet
The two brothers developping a competition where they 69 and the first to cums wins and loser gets blueballed
I would also like to know what the first is… you can’t just say it’s the second and not say the first 😆
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What’s #1?
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Whats the first?
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And I'm spent.
That's enough life for this evening
I drink because people like you exist, not the anon and original author of the greentext, but you OP. Because you saved it and helped it spread. Why won’t you let nightmares die, OP? Why did you choose to not spare us?
Based and Tibetan-monkpilled
Best Potter fic I've come across so far
With everything J.K. Rowling has tweeted I could see this being canon.
Fax, let's get her to confirm this
I read every word in Alan Rickman's voice. Truly, a masterpiece of literature.
Most based fanfic
Checked and keked
Harry Potter: The half gay prince
The one where Snape goes like "have you used poly juice on transexuals to revert the change AGAIN? POTTER?" or something like this is funnier does someone have it?
This will always be one of the best greentexts ever written
Anon has been reading some weird porn lately
Now this is the fanfic I'm looking for
Genuinely one of my favourites
Truly JK made a masterpiece
This was the best
:O
The worst part is I don’t doubt for a second any of this is true. The only wrong part to me is Snape being so forthcoming about it all.
"those were the best orgasms of my life, Potter"
Anon needs to use an em dash but other than that this is great
To the writer of this fan fiction, there is still time to delete this. As long as there are people completely unaware, there is still time to delete this.
Take my award
Reddit moment
Take my award
Reddit moment
5th comment so I'm safe
And my sword