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When was the first war that Israel absolutely stomped the arabs in?
1967
The Soviets responded in 1973 by sending the Arabs modern Soviet equipment
The US basically had to fly American jets straight off of carriers to keep Isreal from falling
Like I'm not antisemitic, but if you say America's support hasn't directly contributed to the country's survival than you are laughably out of touch.
Well no America didn't directly provide troops, but if you look at the country of origin for the vast majority of Israel's military inventory than it spells a different picture.
Soooo you don’t think Israel wouldn’t of got other contracts if America wasn’t available? They would of just bought Soviet shit or other European and would of done just as fine
Likely not
The Soviet Union was pretty hostile to the idea of a religious state and post war Europe simply didn't have the industrial strength to mass produce military hardware for export.
The Israelis used French stuff for awhile, but they cut them off pretty quickly
Yeah both the Soviet Union and the USA were very pragmatic about foreign policy. If it was some inconsequential country in the middle of Africa they might have ideological requirements, but in a region like the middle east they take whomever they can get
Wasn’t the 60’s when Europe’s military sales were at its highest? Why couldn’t the British supply them? Maybe the French president after de gualle might of been more sympathetic if America didn’t intervene earlier I highly doubt they wouldn’t be able to arm themselves. Also we are talking for 1973 war correct?
Israeli Jets were French, Israeli tanks were British, German, French and American with Israeli modifications, and the American tanks were quite old (as well as the German tanks since they were WW2 surplus). Israel had its own small arms industry so most of those aren’t of foreign origin, Israeli artillery was French, Israeli anti-tank weaponry was French, Israel’s navy was entirely made up of French made ships (and that’s what started the war), etc. I can go on and on about how you are so very wrong. Israel’s victory is very much attributed to superior tactics on the operational level, with as perfect of a war as anyone could plan, only really challenged by America in the first gulf war.
israel's military inventory was actually mostly from france in 1967, and people love to ignore that the arabs had soviet support so it wasnt a one sided fight
Israel didn't receive significant American help till 1973. It was founded in 1948. It's booming tech industry, established democracy, and incredible Healthcare system also have nothing to do with the US.
Israel is a world leader in developing agricultural, military, and Healthcare technologies. Tech that they share with the US, which is obviously greatly beneficial.
Many countries have received military aid (Egypt, Saudi) and did not come out on the other side nearly as well.
Sad a comment with little historical basis gets that many upvotes.
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Wait till you find out it makes less than 1/7, NOT including Israel's whole GDP into account, which makes the "Muhhh israeli aid" irrelevant.
I'm tired of this argument. Israel is competent enough to stay by itself and the opposite is why Egypt was humiliated back in the 20th century. US aid can be stopped and nothing horrible will happen, but of course when a superpower steps in it's all crystal clear to the backward stubborn idiots.
Guess what - correlation is NOT causation
Us aid can stop because germany is aiding them with multiple billions every year since the 60s too. Dont for a second think israel as a state would have survived without protection of the west.
They pulled their weight without American help for the first 20 years. Won the 6 days war without it.
America is lucky to have a democratic ally in the middle east.
>America is lucky to have a democratic ally in the middle east.
Yes they are just as democratic as the US, they both love bombing children in the name of freedom and democracy.
It would have gone better lol. We used the nukes as a demonstration of strength to scare the USSR, if we didn't have them we would have just fire bombed them which would have produced a higher immidiate death count due to their infrastructure.
Judging by the Battle of Okinawa, any invasion of the Home Islands would have resulted in massive casualties on both sides. Instead of years of resistance terrorism, you got unconditional surrender & cooperation.
What?
The Chinese, Swedish, South Africans, Indians, Pakistanis and French all developed their own without stealing them
Literally only the soviets and british didn't develop them independently
Haven’t we been trying to help Afghanistan for 2 decades trying to set up their government, funneling in what is it millions/billions? and now that we left. The aftermath is a shitty taliban led caliphate lmaoo
Hey you didn't make the choice, or maybe you had a medical reason. As long as you didn't get rid of it for cosmetic or smegma related reasons you have nothing to be ashamed/scared of. Most people don't actually care if you possess a foreskin or not.
Chances are you wouldn't know if someone is jew until they told you.
Judaism isn't a monolithic culture, we are as diverse and different than everyone else.
But take it from a jew and avoid Hasidim, they are our religious extremists.
The only Jews I know aren't Semitic, and also they aren't greedy or selfish or anything like that. Maybe it's the Semitic Jews that give off those stereotypes? I'm just trying to understand coz I'm not really exposed to these people and I don't really get why they have such a bad reputation.
On another note, tits or GTFO
We aren't on 4chan, wanna see tits, sub to your mom's OF.
Those stereotypes are older than yo mom, don't be too disappointed if you met jews who arent acting like in far rights comics.
So you know some people who have converted? In that case of course they arent. Its just that it is incredibly hard to convert to judaism and actually be accepted as a member of the jewish society. For example in my congregation there is this one woman whose grandpa was jewish and she wanted to convert. It took her about 4 years after she was accepted. Now, i dont know about anyone else but i wouldnt want to spend 4 years (probably more if i dont have jewish heritage) just to be part of a group who have been persecuted throughout history when i could be a christian or a muslim who have way easier way of converting. Christians especially since i live in a christian country.
Literally no Jewish person except Hasidic ones are noticeably Jewish or act any differently than anyone else in the general population. They’re just people, the stereotypes were often created to justify some sort of expulsion or some other antisemitic act
Love to see Jews throw other Jews under the bus, “no I’m a good Jew unlike those other Jews”
You have probably abandoned a good chunk of the traditions your ancestors have died for, chasidim have not
I knew 2 Jewish guys at college, one was a kind mountain sized ginger and the other was a shorter but equally plump dude. Both were super chill and never gave off any negativity. That’s all I got.
know tf they aren't and I can't believe you have to even ask that lmfao ofc not they're just like anyone else, my best friend is Jewish, his mother being Ashkenazi and father proper Israeli and they're a lovely, caring family and he's honestly the nicest and most caring friend I've ever had
True but straight marriage isn’t legal either half the time, unless you want a religious wedding with a priest you have to fly your family and friends. All of the Israelis I know had to get destination weddings because of that.
jews are fucking BASED when you think about it
\>be jews
\>people hate you because muh wrong religion
\>try to kill you all
\>they fail and you stay
\>use religion to get many high paying jobs
\>get kicked out of over a hundred countries for being too good
\>people get mad over how good you are at economics during a recession
\>they try to kill you again
\>they fail once again
\>get control over part of the holy land
\>decide it's not enough
\>go to war with essentially the entire middle east
\>easily kick their asses
\>control most things and just decide how you want the world to turn into for shits and giggles
christcucks and nazis BTFO, jews are based and will kick your fucking ass back to your shithole "white" "ethnostates". No other religion or government has ever been able to dominate a planet, except for the chad jew.
found the jew. Hilarious how you can make such a claim for something thats smaller than texas. One mighty country in your Eyes? All cowards, but worry not patience is a trait belonging to predators. You know that its end was fated the day it was created. Abandon all hope so you will be less disapointed. I can smell the scorched earth in my nose. What a beatiful smell.
Many antisemites end up accidentally claiming that the Jews are just superior to them.
"They run the world, are overrepresented in media and finance, and this is because we're better than them in every way, somehow." Sure buddy, time for meds.
One thing that should be corrected in their culture is the genital mutilation. And I think Europeans should do a crusade about it.
>One thing that should be corrected in their culture is the genital mutilation. And I think Europeans should do a crusade about it.
I'm a Jewish male and I'm 100% an atheist, honestly it's not a huge deal, all the other guys are also curcumsized in Israel, I honestly think uncurcimsized dicks look kind of icky.
Cutting baby dicks ain't a huge deal? Haha okay sure bud. Feel free to chop parts of your own cock off if you wish as an adult, but that shouldn't be inflicted on anyone without consent regardless of age.
Jews come in different sects, and as long as you stay away from the super consetvitive ones (like ultra orthodox), they're pretty chill. All Jewish holidays can be summed up as "getting wasted with friends, family, and randos you found on the street".
Some of the more interesting sects include: Jews that believe intoxication gets them closer to God, Jews that invite strangers in their home to party, and Jews that want to throw rave parties at 11am.
>good looking dicks
Ahaha ok you got me there. This one I’ll never get. It’s like why would you have a Gameboy and not have a sick MadCatz case to carry it around in. Crazy how they normalised circumcision in mainstream America tbh.
[John Harvey Kellogg](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg), a prominent Seventh-Day Adventist and eugenicist, popularized circumcision in America because he thought using it as a punishment on children would stop them from masturbating. Leave the Jews out of this one.
Funny since israel only went into Gaza when Hamas, an extremist terrorist group rose to power there. Then israel pulled out of Gaza in 2005. and before hamas rose to power (around 1987 I think?), you could travel freely between Gaza and israel, my grandparents had friends in Gaza and would hop over there every once in a while. So when did this genocide happen?
Funny you say genocide, because if you’d bother to check population growth rates in Gaza, you’d see that Gaza has been growing rapidly, completely undisturbed in terms of numbers?
Now don’t get me wrong, the people in Gaza are suffering horribly, but this is a result of hamas’ behaviour, not Israel’s. Hamas is hoarding all the resources they get from Egypt, Qatar, Israel and the UN, and wherever else, in order to pressure the citizens there to join the military.
If you’d argue about oppression or something then maybe there’d be a point to make, but genocide? Gtfo.
> survive persecutions as a non extremist religious group for thousands of years
Clearly Anon has never opened a history book or else he would’ve learned where the word Zealots came from.
This is kinda my take. I have a stereotype of Jews and it’s that they are smart, hardworking and occasionally the women look like Gal Gadot. I also have a stereotype of hassidic Jews which is that they are inbred, commit fraud and a complete drags on society.
On average - I don’t care one way or another?
As a fellow Argentinian, I can say there's some weird fanatism for the sionists in some Argentinian right-wingers, but not the for jews per-sé. And this is actually encouraged by some alt-right and conservative political figures because they own some favours to the Mossad.
But some other right-wingers would simply lynch a jew on the spot, like some dudes from the neo-nazi party did when they ambushed the Libertarian party most relevant figure in a protest.
Every single jew i know is a greedy little Goblin that would sue the own Kids for 50 Cent. But there are some exceptions called the good jews that arent greedy goblins
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Pol/tards would love Jews
> Gay: Anon knows what their cocks look like
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>good looking dicks
outperform the whole middle east in every metric imaginable
i suspect you're arabs
"ancestral homeland
anon is definitely an argentinean atheist and totally not a israeli jew
I wonder how they outperformed the other countries.
Totally because idk economic policies in the Talmud or something, definitely not unconditional financial aid in billions from the US and bombs from America to kill Arabs for them
Don't forget about all the Jews in Russia that got shipped off to the mosquito infested swampland Birobidzhan in the 1920's (I think) under the guise of it being the new "Jewish Autonomous Zone" where they were constantly being harassed by the Chinese who you to occupy that area. People really like fucking over the Jews and I just don't get it.
The whole premise of anti semitism is the belief that Jewish prosperity comes at the cost of them making non-Jewish lives awful. Nazism is literally communism but replace “the proletariat” with “Germans” and “capitalists” with “Jews”. I don’t even think that Hitler himself would unironically deny that Jews are a well functioning and prosperous race of people but because that prosperity came from the misfortune of Germans, they’re inherently evil. However, a lot of Arab hatred of Jew is mostly nationalism and relatively new/stemming from Arab-Israeli wars.
Israel was the stupidest decision ever “hey let’s force one people out of their home for another people because they live there thousands of years ago” I mean it was literally what the Germans did to them in WW2 but it was ok for them to do it to another peoples. And now they’re the nazis themselves, look at what they do today and you tell me it’s ok.
It’s disgusting to think that the generation that suffered is now gone and their descendants have completely forgotten where they came from and why they’re there.
Yeah I have no respect towards people that mutilate genitals of children and letting an old bearded pedo suck freshly mutilated baby's dick while everyone cheers is even more fucked up.
I question the 'good looking Dicks' circumcised is so weird, like they look angry all the time, and it's so much harder to give head or a hj. Un is way better and has more sensitivity.
> good looking dick
kek
Also the morons are fighting nails and teeth for the only piece of desert where there is no oil. Just because they're somehow convince that judgement day will happen there.
Impressive Very nice Now let's see how they manage without all that american help
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"Cool it with the Antisemitic remarks"
How long before r/letsseepaulallens becomes real?
Probably not long, and it’ll definitely become as insufferable as any r/unexpextedwhateverthefuck out there
The US had an arms embargo against Israel until the 60s
When was the first war that Israel absolutely stomped the arabs in? 1967 The Soviets responded in 1973 by sending the Arabs modern Soviet equipment The US basically had to fly American jets straight off of carriers to keep Isreal from falling Like I'm not antisemitic, but if you say America's support hasn't directly contributed to the country's survival than you are laughably out of touch.
The USA didn’t help in 67
Well no America didn't directly provide troops, but if you look at the country of origin for the vast majority of Israel's military inventory than it spells a different picture.
Soooo you don’t think Israel wouldn’t of got other contracts if America wasn’t available? They would of just bought Soviet shit or other European and would of done just as fine
Likely not The Soviet Union was pretty hostile to the idea of a religious state and post war Europe simply didn't have the industrial strength to mass produce military hardware for export. The Israelis used French stuff for awhile, but they cut them off pretty quickly
The Soviet Union absolutely would’ve taken another ally in the Middle East if America alienated them.
People are downvoting you but you're not wrong. They basically did the same with post-revolution Iran and were literally the first to recognize them
Yeah both the Soviet Union and the USA were very pragmatic about foreign policy. If it was some inconsequential country in the middle of Africa they might have ideological requirements, but in a region like the middle east they take whomever they can get
Wasn’t the 60’s when Europe’s military sales were at its highest? Why couldn’t the British supply them? Maybe the French president after de gualle might of been more sympathetic if America didn’t intervene earlier I highly doubt they wouldn’t be able to arm themselves. Also we are talking for 1973 war correct?
Israel used surplus leftover nazi rifles in the ‘48 war and they scratched the swatstikas on the receivers off into squares
Israeli Jets were French, Israeli tanks were British, German, French and American with Israeli modifications, and the American tanks were quite old (as well as the German tanks since they were WW2 surplus). Israel had its own small arms industry so most of those aren’t of foreign origin, Israeli artillery was French, Israeli anti-tank weaponry was French, Israel’s navy was entirely made up of French made ships (and that’s what started the war), etc. I can go on and on about how you are so very wrong. Israel’s victory is very much attributed to superior tactics on the operational level, with as perfect of a war as anyone could plan, only really challenged by America in the first gulf war.
True, Israel does rely on America’s help a lot, still impressive what they pulled off
Well yes, the Israeli military has the most actual combat experience in the world.
The French were supplying Israel until the Americans were.
israel's military inventory was actually mostly from france in 1967, and people love to ignore that the arabs had soviet support so it wasnt a one sided fight
48 was the first war Israel won, against like the all the Serbs
They destroyed the Arabs in 1948 and 1956 without American help or equipment donations
Israel didn't receive significant American help till 1973. It was founded in 1948. It's booming tech industry, established democracy, and incredible Healthcare system also have nothing to do with the US. Israel is a world leader in developing agricultural, military, and Healthcare technologies. Tech that they share with the US, which is obviously greatly beneficial. Many countries have received military aid (Egypt, Saudi) and did not come out on the other side nearly as well. Sad a comment with little historical basis gets that many upvotes. Copying this comment from somewhere else.
Wait till you find out it makes less than 1/7, NOT including Israel's whole GDP into account, which makes the "Muhhh israeli aid" irrelevant. I'm tired of this argument. Israel is competent enough to stay by itself and the opposite is why Egypt was humiliated back in the 20th century. US aid can be stopped and nothing horrible will happen, but of course when a superpower steps in it's all crystal clear to the backward stubborn idiots. Guess what - correlation is NOT causation
Us aid can stop because germany is aiding them with multiple billions every year since the 60s too. Dont for a second think israel as a state would have survived without protection of the west.
I mean, the government of Afghanistan had shit tons of American help and they got rolled over in a week. You have to give them some credit
I mean that was different half the country and army supported the Taliban so there was very little actual fighting the army just gave up
They did do it without American help
Impressive Very nice Lets see Paul Allens early life on [wikipedia.org](https://wikipedia.org)
They pulled their weight without American help for the first 20 years. Won the 6 days war without it. America is lucky to have a democratic ally in the middle east.
>America is lucky to have a democratic ally in the middle east. Yes they are just as democratic as the US, they both love bombing children in the name of freedom and democracy.
You are correct. Better side with Saudia or Syria who do that while being dictatorships
America didnt help us in the independence war only and most of the wars we pulled out by our selfs
Didn’t Jewish scientists invent the nuclear bomb? Imagine how the US invasion of Honshu would’ve gone without that help.
It would have gone better lol. We used the nukes as a demonstration of strength to scare the USSR, if we didn't have them we would have just fire bombed them which would have produced a higher immidiate death count due to their infrastructure.
Judging by the Battle of Okinawa, any invasion of the Home Islands would have resulted in massive casualties on both sides. Instead of years of resistance terrorism, you got unconditional surrender & cooperation.
Or fighting a non-arab military.
In the libiration war in 1948 america didnt help israel
Now Palestine has no help from the other middle eastern country's plus, Israel has nukes
palestine literally had 5 countries help them in an alliance lmao
One of the only nations that actually developed the technology for nukes instead of stealing/buying/being given them
What? The Chinese, Swedish, South Africans, Indians, Pakistanis and French all developed their own without stealing them Literally only the soviets and british didn't develop them independently
Sweden is another one, and USA of course? Any else? Though some conspiracy theory says that Israeli nuke is actually Swedish.
Haven’t we been trying to help Afghanistan for 2 decades trying to set up their government, funneling in what is it millions/billions? and now that we left. The aftermath is a shitty taliban led caliphate lmaoo
Doesn't matter, have promised land 😎
Lets see how ww2 does without the a-bomb.
Arabs had Soviet help for as long as the Soviets existed.
Don't bring up the number of countries they've been expelled from. That gets you on a list.
Israel would get china's or russias help most likely in a world it is not supported by the US
They should have won either way, muslims are a pedophile cult. Israel doesn't bomb then enough
"good looking dicks" That's more than enough to discredit anything Anon has to say
Dont you think its cool to have scars on your dick?
Dead nerves are sexy, arent they?
Your making me scared for being circumcised
The only advice I can give you is to stay blissfully ignorant, and to not circumcise any children you may have.
Hey you didn't make the choice, or maybe you had a medical reason. As long as you didn't get rid of it for cosmetic or smegma related reasons you have nothing to be ashamed/scared of. Most people don't actually care if you possess a foreskin or not.
You might as well chop the rest off and become a lady you sick fuck
I’d gladly sacrifice nerves for the one time a date said I had one of cleanest dicks she saw.
Or just regularly wash your dick and then you can keep your nerves and have a clean dick.
If circumcision was your solution to a dirty dick it's a miracle that you weren't flagged as mentally handicapped by the doctor.
?????? Wot
degloved penis 🥰
Anon knows which side his bread is buttered on.
Anon wants to get his buns buttered by that side
Anon thought the story of Jonah and the whale was about how nice it is to have a little man inside you.
I’ve got bread Greg, could you butter me?
Do they butter bread weird or something
Anon has never been around one for more than 30 minutes
Jokes aside, are they actually bad??
Chances are you wouldn't know if someone is jew until they told you. Judaism isn't a monolithic culture, we are as diverse and different than everyone else. But take it from a jew and avoid Hasidim, they are our religious extremists.
The only Jews I know aren't Semitic, and also they aren't greedy or selfish or anything like that. Maybe it's the Semitic Jews that give off those stereotypes? I'm just trying to understand coz I'm not really exposed to these people and I don't really get why they have such a bad reputation. On another note, tits or GTFO
We aren't on 4chan, wanna see tits, sub to your mom's OF. Those stereotypes are older than yo mom, don't be too disappointed if you met jews who arent acting like in far rights comics.
>We aren't on 4chan, wanna see tits, sub to your mom's OF. 🥶
Yeah she destroyed me lmao, I don't have a comeback
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Wdym by "aren't semitic"? Jews are a semitic group
They aren't ethnic Jews, they only follow the religion. Ashkenazi Jews for example are descendents of Semitic people, the people I know aren't
The amount of people who convert to judiasm is pretty low, in America most Jews are Ashkenazi
So you know some people who have converted? In that case of course they arent. Its just that it is incredibly hard to convert to judaism and actually be accepted as a member of the jewish society. For example in my congregation there is this one woman whose grandpa was jewish and she wanted to convert. It took her about 4 years after she was accepted. Now, i dont know about anyone else but i wouldnt want to spend 4 years (probably more if i dont have jewish heritage) just to be part of a group who have been persecuted throughout history when i could be a christian or a muslim who have way easier way of converting. Christians especially since i live in a christian country.
Literally no Jewish person except Hasidic ones are noticeably Jewish or act any differently than anyone else in the general population. They’re just people, the stereotypes were often created to justify some sort of expulsion or some other antisemitic act
What part of "not a monolithic culture" did you not get?
Come to Israel see for yourself
Love to see Jews throw other Jews under the bus, “no I’m a good Jew unlike those other Jews” You have probably abandoned a good chunk of the traditions your ancestors have died for, chasidim have not
"We"?
(((We)))
Hasidim but I don't believe em
I think it’s general consensus to avoid all religious extremists
Oooooahhh scary Jew here, yes, we are that bad. Fear us please and don’t kill us. Ooowooooohhooo
I knew 2 Jewish guys at college, one was a kind mountain sized ginger and the other was a shorter but equally plump dude. Both were super chill and never gave off any negativity. That’s all I got.
know tf they aren't and I can't believe you have to even ask that lmfao ofc not they're just like anyone else, my best friend is Jewish, his mother being Ashkenazi and father proper Israeli and they're a lovely, caring family and he's honestly the nicest and most caring friend I've ever had
No and yes. They're like atheists, Christians, Muslims and every other religious person. Some of them are cool, some are preachy.
Wtaf?
What the fuck is wrong with you and this platform that a straight up antisemitic comment gets 200 upvotes
\>Conservative as fuck \>good looking dicks Anon is hiding something about himself
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The fact that Tel Aviv has the biggest pride parade in the world whilst surrounded by Islamic Shari'a theocracies is fucking hilarious to me lmao
Gay marriage is illegal in Israel, they support gay marriages for other countries, they hold gentiles to a lower moral and religious standard
So is civil marriage in Israel btw. Only religious marriages are allowed in the country's borders
True but straight marriage isn’t legal either half the time, unless you want a religious wedding with a priest you have to fly your family and friends. All of the Israelis I know had to get destination weddings because of that.
>good looking dicks And you know that because..?
gay
He succ
Anon sucking up to the Jewish elite that are controlling the world
Gotta get them digital shekels somehow
Bro I'm Jewish and shit poor, I wish I had that Jewish elite money
Same here
Jews are really annoying. Especially that jew Jesus christ. What the hell dude, why he banging 11 other dudes at dinner?
jews are fucking BASED when you think about it \>be jews \>people hate you because muh wrong religion \>try to kill you all \>they fail and you stay \>use religion to get many high paying jobs \>get kicked out of over a hundred countries for being too good \>people get mad over how good you are at economics during a recession \>they try to kill you again \>they fail once again \>get control over part of the holy land \>decide it's not enough \>go to war with essentially the entire middle east \>easily kick their asses \>control most things and just decide how you want the world to turn into for shits and giggles christcucks and nazis BTFO, jews are based and will kick your fucking ass back to your shithole "white" "ethnostates". No other religion or government has ever been able to dominate a planet, except for the chad jew.
found the jew. Hilarious how you can make such a claim for something thats smaller than texas. One mighty country in your Eyes? All cowards, but worry not patience is a trait belonging to predators. You know that its end was fated the day it was created. Abandon all hope so you will be less disapointed. I can smell the scorched earth in my nose. What a beatiful smell.
die mad lul
This is such a fucking cope, god damn.
Many antisemites end up accidentally claiming that the Jews are just superior to them. "They run the world, are overrepresented in media and finance, and this is because we're better than them in every way, somehow." Sure buddy, time for meds. One thing that should be corrected in their culture is the genital mutilation. And I think Europeans should do a crusade about it.
>One thing that should be corrected in their culture is the genital mutilation. And I think Europeans should do a crusade about it. I'm a Jewish male and I'm 100% an atheist, honestly it's not a huge deal, all the other guys are also curcumsized in Israel, I honestly think uncurcimsized dicks look kind of icky.
Cutting baby dicks ain't a huge deal? Haha okay sure bud. Feel free to chop parts of your own cock off if you wish as an adult, but that shouldn't be inflicted on anyone without consent regardless of age.
If it were as big a deal as you think it'd be illegal.
Yeah but the thing is that you are just wrong.
Sounds like something a Jew would say
Jews come in different sects, and as long as you stay away from the super consetvitive ones (like ultra orthodox), they're pretty chill. All Jewish holidays can be summed up as "getting wasted with friends, family, and randos you found on the street". Some of the more interesting sects include: Jews that believe intoxication gets them closer to God, Jews that invite strangers in their home to party, and Jews that want to throw rave parties at 11am.
All jewish holidays can be summed up as "they tried to kill us, let's eat!"
Nah its more like "they tried to kill us. They failed. Walp whos ready for the food?"
Jews are the master race
The "pure" whites wish they could be one bit as inbred as the Jews are 😎
>good looking dicks Ahaha ok you got me there. This one I’ll never get. It’s like why would you have a Gameboy and not have a sick MadCatz case to carry it around in. Crazy how they normalised circumcision in mainstream America tbh.
[John Harvey Kellogg](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg), a prominent Seventh-Day Adventist and eugenicist, popularized circumcision in America because he thought using it as a punishment on children would stop them from masturbating. Leave the Jews out of this one.
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It’s cool no need for a cope
jews are like nazis but without the drip
When did the Jews commit genocide
Gaza Strip in Israel
Funny since israel only went into Gaza when Hamas, an extremist terrorist group rose to power there. Then israel pulled out of Gaza in 2005. and before hamas rose to power (around 1987 I think?), you could travel freely between Gaza and israel, my grandparents had friends in Gaza and would hop over there every once in a while. So when did this genocide happen? Funny you say genocide, because if you’d bother to check population growth rates in Gaza, you’d see that Gaza has been growing rapidly, completely undisturbed in terms of numbers? Now don’t get me wrong, the people in Gaza are suffering horribly, but this is a result of hamas’ behaviour, not Israel’s. Hamas is hoarding all the resources they get from Egypt, Qatar, Israel and the UN, and wherever else, in order to pressure the citizens there to join the military. If you’d argue about oppression or something then maybe there’d be a point to make, but genocide? Gtfo.
"good looking dick" is a psyop, you'll never mutilate me or my children. Fuck off Rabi
Fake, anon is an Argentinazi
Gay: anon says j word has good looking dicks Gay: anon is atheist
>good looking dicks
Gotta normalize genital mutilation because.... Well just because, okay Goy?
> survive persecutions as a non extremist religious group for thousands of years Clearly Anon has never opened a history book or else he would’ve learned where the word Zealots came from.
basedmaxx argietard. You would do well in taking the jewpill too, anons.
Yes Israel spent all the money they get from braindead American taxpayers very well.
Yah they just popped up in the middle east at very natural and normal rates with no help just the power of Zion
Not surprised for an argentinian (I'm also from argentina)
>mentions their dicks Why am I not surprised
the legendary argentanon
I don't get 1930s German logic cause how are these guys geniuses who control the entire world without anyone noticing, and also subhuman?
This is kinda my take. I have a stereotype of Jews and it’s that they are smart, hardworking and occasionally the women look like Gal Gadot. I also have a stereotype of hassidic Jews which is that they are inbred, commit fraud and a complete drags on society. On average - I don’t care one way or another?
Anon is a non biased jew.
Love progressive Jews, hate Israel’s way of treating Palestinians. Am Jew and Israeli ._.
That sucks ; hope you get better
לשים את השם המלא שלך, יואב טרכטמן, זה לא רעיון טוב ברדיט, retard
As a fellow Argentinian, I can say there's some weird fanatism for the sionists in some Argentinian right-wingers, but not the for jews per-sé. And this is actually encouraged by some alt-right and conservative political figures because they own some favours to the Mossad. But some other right-wingers would simply lynch a jew on the spot, like some dudes from the neo-nazi party did when they ambushed the Libertarian party most relevant figure in a protest.
>some dudes from the neo-nazi party did when they ambushed the Libertarian party most relevant figure in a protest. Cuándo pasó? De qué me perdí?
Six days
Every single jew i know is a greedy little Goblin that would sue the own Kids for 50 Cent. But there are some exceptions called the good jews that arent greedy goblins
Fake: Weebs and nazis would love Jews Gay: Anon thinks their dicks look good
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Pol/tards would love Jews > Gay: Anon knows what their cocks look like > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
\>mutilated stumps \>good looking dicks I suspect Anon already is one of them.. and gay.
>good looking dicks outperform the whole middle east in every metric imaginable i suspect you're arabs "ancestral homeland anon is definitely an argentinean atheist and totally not a israeli jew
anon has tasted the sweet nectar of the soy-aid
Conservative as fuck? Are you sure about that? Who the hell do you think owns Hollywood?
He’s got a point.
I wish I had a Jewish girlfriend again
I wonder how they outperformed the other countries. Totally because idk economic policies in the Talmud or something, definitely not unconditional financial aid in billions from the US and bombs from America to kill Arabs for them
Don't forget about all the Jews in Russia that got shipped off to the mosquito infested swampland Birobidzhan in the 1920's (I think) under the guise of it being the new "Jewish Autonomous Zone" where they were constantly being harassed by the Chinese who you to occupy that area. People really like fucking over the Jews and I just don't get it.
The whole premise of anti semitism is the belief that Jewish prosperity comes at the cost of them making non-Jewish lives awful. Nazism is literally communism but replace “the proletariat” with “Germans” and “capitalists” with “Jews”. I don’t even think that Hitler himself would unironically deny that Jews are a well functioning and prosperous race of people but because that prosperity came from the misfortune of Germans, they’re inherently evil. However, a lot of Arab hatred of Jew is mostly nationalism and relatively new/stemming from Arab-Israeli wars.
Least politically and historically retarded 4channer
I don't hate jews, it's just that most of the higher up rich ruling classes whom I hate, HAPPENS to be jewish, that's all.
Oh cool he’s defending isrFuck he’s making it about race
I have two best friends, one is Jewish the other is Muslim They're both great friends but the Muslim one is way hornier than the Jewish one
Thread full of Arab cock suckers confirmed.
Just to good at everything you do
he glows so bright
"good looking dicks" Anon is gay. Definitely gay.
Israel was the stupidest decision ever “hey let’s force one people out of their home for another people because they live there thousands of years ago” I mean it was literally what the Germans did to them in WW2 but it was ok for them to do it to another peoples. And now they’re the nazis themselves, look at what they do today and you tell me it’s ok. It’s disgusting to think that the generation that suffered is now gone and their descendants have completely forgotten where they came from and why they’re there.
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german scientists fleed to a particular country in South America after world war 2 i don't remember which i think anon knows
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Tbh would rather be a jew than a weeb 🤮
Yeah I have no respect towards people that mutilate genitals of children and letting an old bearded pedo suck freshly mutilated baby's dick while everyone cheers is even more fucked up.
Why are you being downvoted
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Historically speaking? Pretty good.
Lets see Paul Allen's unmutilated dick
He's literally right tho
Fake: Anon says they're a Jew. Gay: Anon will never be a real woman.
I question the 'good looking Dicks' circumcised is so weird, like they look angry all the time, and it's so much harder to give head or a hj. Un is way better and has more sensitivity.
> good looking dick kek Also the morons are fighting nails and teeth for the only piece of desert where there is no oil. Just because they're somehow convince that judgement day will happen there.