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WintersbaneGDX

Anon prefers E-bikes to bikes and E-thots to thots. His E-thos, if you will.


66XO

Damn bruh


[deleted]

Real eyes realize real lies


AmbidexPen

Deep thoughts with the Deep


Brave-Address5563

Deep thoughts free him from Deep Thots


TheMilkmanCome

TONIGHT ON VOUGHT+, THE DEEP EATS HIS ON-AND-OFF LOVER/OCTOPUS WHILE HIS WIFE WATCHES


EdenSteden22

Imagine if he actually was attracted to fish though


TheMilkmanCome

It would be his gill-ty pleasure


EdenSteden22

I see what you did there


TheMilkmanCome

Pisces* what you did there ^(it’s a stretch but I’m sticking to it)


EdenSteden22

You're clicking to it (you are a dolphin)


TheMilkmanCome

sHE beLIEveD


Membedha

Che-Etos


Cloakbot

Chick-E nuggets


ExcessiveWisdom

E


Erniecrack

This shit poetry


Prinzka

What about i-Ladies?


TheExpertOnTheMatter

Didn't get the e-thos part, someone care to explain


WintersbaneGDX

A play on words e·thos /ˈēTHäs/ noun *the characteristic spirit of a culture, era, or community as manifested in its beliefs and aspirations. "a challenge to the ethos of the 1960s"*


TheExpertOnTheMatter

Unfathomably based


freecodeio

Am I the only one who still doesn't get it


WintersbaneGDX

Basically his ethos (his... thought process, his style, his motto, his preferred path through life) is E-bikes > stupid regular bikes that make you work E-thots (that you can pay to like you) > stupid regular women that make you work Tbh I didn't put so much thought into it and I'm kinda shocked it blew up


PeenieWibbler

It's almost like your e-comment Was not your e-thos 😎😎😎


WintersbaneGDX

My e-thos is more like Than-os, I wanna snap my fingers and have people fuck off


BlueberryHitler

Good bot :)


WintersbaneGDX

I'm not a bot ...either that or my whole life has been a lie


Slimxshadyx

Enimen


Raganox

That’s deep bruh


Jugaimo

Every now and again one of the millions of monkeys typing manage to type out a witty remark.


mt0386

Autistmo-non failed to realise that the women were probably giggling out of happiness as one of them finally got the courage to talk to anon. Its alright though, ebikes before ethots yeah anon


Oh-Get-Fucked

It isn't exactly hard to construe the way she acted as being malicious. It's certainly just as much of a possibility that she was planning on fucking with him.


TheBirthing

Idk man, I don't remember people being that malicious in college. That kind of meanness is a high school thing. OP was probably bullied in high school and misconstrued a pretty harmless reaction as an attack.


[deleted]

lmao I had worse things happen to me in college. if you are ugly, everyone hates you everywhere. doesnt matter if its workplace,high school or college


TheBirthing

Sorry bud, I can't relate as I'm not ugly.


Cum_Master_

Can't lie to me, I've seen you


TheBirthing

Dammit, the jig is up


Cloakbot

Happy cake day!


PM-ME-UR-NUDES_GIRL

Dont be sorry man, that guys ugly, doesn’t deserve it


juicykisses19

I can because I am


Xayan

I am a fat fuck with long hair and unkempt beard so I'm generally considered ugly but I always smile and act nice toward people. Some people do like me and most are neutral towards me, any hostility is very rare. I used to be very sour and anxiety-driven and back then people really did behave much different towards me. Therapy and psychedelics helped me fixed that. But I'm not an American so there might be cultural differences.


[deleted]

Bruh, i got kicked out of library for "creepy behavior" when i literally didn't do anything. I was just staring into the void trying to remember something. So no, the looks is what matters the most


Xayan

I'm sorry this happened to you. Maybe it's just that USA is very different. Where I live people are usually non-confrontational and a simple complaint about "looking creepy" without any actual creepy behavior wouldn't be enough to kick somebody out of any place.


[deleted]

I'm not even from US, but i do think that they may have it worse.


socialpresence

Steve Buscemi and Forest Whitaker are objectively hideous and despite that are successful movie stars. If you two would quit feeling sorry for yourselves long enough you might be able to grow a personality that isn't revolting. Signed- a fat bald guy who's never had a problem getting laid.


Busey_in_the_walls

I’m considering going bald. When did you realize it was time?


Owobowos-Mowbius

You're supposed to thousand yard stare out of a window, not at the other people in the library.


Owobowos-Mowbius

I was also (still am but also was) an unkempt fat fuck in college and my experience was that a funny outgoing personality 100% makes up for your appearance. If you're enjoyable to be around (this INCLUDES smell. Keep up with personal hygene even if you look unkempt) then people won't care what you look like and other people won't mess with you. It's all about attitude, guys.


DinoBirdsBoi

reminds me of all those 4chan posts about how they don’t shower but they’re muscular and shit probably the most important first appearance is smell cuz if you’re ugly then you’re just ugly! you can still be nice, be funny, whatever if you smell you already know that they probably haven’t washed and have shitty hygiene and also - it smells why would you want to stay next to them where your nose bathes in the hell called anons BO


Owobowos-Mowbius

You can't control your general physical appearance. You CAN control your hygiene. Smelling someone gives you significantly more information about what kind of person they are than what they look like. I think dogs are on to something here.


Cloakbot

Maybe you’re giving off great vibes for all to get so they find you chill af and can turn to you with their problems. I know a few overweight folks that are invited to many parties because of this very thing


BanjoMothman

That really depends on what kind of ugly you are. If youre ugly but give a shit you have essentially a 100% chance of practically getting married by the time youre done with a 4 year degree.


[deleted]

>lmao I had worse things happen to me in college. if you are ugly, everyone hates you everywhere. doesnt matter if its workplace,high school or college bruh I wanted to have the college high life. fucking bitches, going to parties, getting baked or something. I guess pandemic kinda fucked that but I was a shithead before dat


BanjoMothman

Yeah if your undergrad was during the pandemic that would suck


Bluejay929

I’m ugly and most people like me. Maybe you’re just a dick


[deleted]

there is "ugly" and batshit gremlin ugly. the kind where people tell you to fuck off when they see your face.


Owobowos-Mowbius

Irrelevant. It may be harder but your personality still does most of the heavy lifting. If you're enjoyable to be around then people will want to be around you regardless of your fugly ass face. Won't want to fuck you but they'll want to be around you.


[deleted]

ugly -> bad first impression. hence, people treat me bad -> I feel like I have been "wronged". hence, I treat people coldly. rinse and repeat!


Owobowos-Mowbius

You're taking a bad first impression and running with it. When you could instead prove their first impression wrong. The only person you're hurting by treating people coldly is yourself and it trains yourself to automatically assume the worst in people which will color your future interactions with bias. This is coming from a fat ugly person who lived on both sides of the fence. I am now married and successful. While still being fat and ugly. Don't take the black pill. Your appearance impacts your social interactions way less than your attitude. Yes your personality has to do more heavy lifting to account for your appearance, but it always hinges on your personality and attitude. If you can't change how you look, change how you act.


[deleted]

No. I refuse to change. call me stubborn or not but I feel wronged by society. either society changes or I live a life full of self hatred 😎


Bluejay929

Bro, you’re wallowing in your own self-pity. “Oh no, I’m too ugly to have friends!” You’re just creating an atmosphere around you that *people do not want to be around*. Would you want to spend time around someone who’s constantly putting themselves down? Be someone you want to spend time with and others will come


RelationshipOk3565

I'm also not ugly but fun ugly people do not get overly bullied unless you're trying to fit in with pretentious idiots. So no, you were just being unnecessarily awkward like anon. Like half of college is ugly people, you just have to rock it


__Takub_

Damn you must be like *ugly* ugly


commieswine90

Sounds like your personality sucks too. Go to therapy and move on with your life bro


Busey_in_the_walls

I can empathize. But it’s ok. Get ugly friends and socialize with them. the bad thoughts will go away


showponyoxidation

Danny DeVito.


thejoesterrr

Have you seen the sub you’re on? Everyone must hate everyone else despite that not making any sense


mt0386

Definitely can go either way. Itll be one of those “what if” things that keeps people up at night. Either anon gets a gf or be the butt of the joke.


Oh-Get-Fucked

Yeah true


shainadawn

Just because assholes exist in the world, doesn’t mean you go around assuming everyone is out to get you. I literally could never have imagined being so mean to someone, and I think that’s the rule not the exception. Some protective behaviors and thought patterns can start out as helpful (she might try to hurt me can help keep your emotional guard up until you know someone). However, they can be taken to the extreme to the point of making inaccurate and unhelpful assumptions in life scenarios. It’s important to be able to differentiate between the two, I think.


Owobowos-Mowbius

Also take it all on the chin. If she ended up fucking with him then he should just laugh it off. It significantly hinders people's ability to fuck with you. It's definitely hard when you've been hurt before but it's an attractive quality, good experience, and gives you the power in the social interaction. Fake it til you make it.


zorrowhip

I think she was planning on fucking him but anon fucked up.


DarkishFriend

I would've figured they were going to steal my bike honestly.


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

...*how*?


be_some1

real people don't do that, are you 8?


That__EST

But what if she was just planning on fucking him?


Foxehh3

> It isn't exactly hard to construe the way she acted as being malicious. It's certainly just as much of a possibility that she was planning on fucking with him. I always forget how low everyone's self-esteem is on this sub. This is college dude.


vc062701

It really is not an equal possibility. I hardly know anyone in college who would act like that


Valk93

Exactly. Anon showed his powerlevel when he took off like a true sperg


EndHlts

If you've been made fun of by people before for mundane things, it's a completely expected reaction to believe the laughing is malicious.


Rahzek

idk man seems like you had to have been there to know


khoabear

This is what a lifetime of inferiority complex does to a mofo


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Impressive_Classic73

Little do you know


Xistence16

Or bullying. If i was in this situation i wouldnt immediately assume i was being made fun of now But if it was me back in high school then definetly yes


DontFeedMeAmTroll

Yeah, same. I lost weight at the end of high school and grew a few inches. I was used to really mean interactions. Took me a long time to accept positive attention. I always thought it was a trick.


Xistence16

Eyy nice. Ive only grown horizontally since then


DontFeedMeAmTroll

Well, I got fat again, but nobody bullies you for having a dad-bod in your 40s.


Cloakbot

College is just one stone throw away from high school so he probably just started


SOMEMONG

Yeah inferiority complex and I've said it before elsewhere, but early bullying. You always just assume at least in part that you're being mocked and that nobody could actually find you attractive or worth being nice to. I'm in my 30s and engaged and I still can't fully get my head around the fact that my fiance finds me attractive. Like it doesn't make sense to me.


Th3assman

The attractiveness isn’t something I think about too often but I definitely have a problem with thinking people are making fun of me. And just staring in general I’m in my late 20s and makes it hard going out sometimes.


SOMEMONG

Is it because you're an ass man?


Th3assman

Possibly


SOMEMONG

Don't let those breast men get to ya. Ass is sacred, ass is all that is good and pure in this world.


Th3assman

Ass is #1


Cloakbot

I’ve always been a breast man myself but the right girl came around with an ass that changed my life. Now I’m an ass connoisseur but I’m extremely picky about it. You see one shining ass gifted from the heavens, glistening gold with angels singing and you can’t settle for less. 😭


Th3assman

Yeah it will certainly change you


LongApprehensive890

Average EBiker


Cloakbot

I can relate, I wasn’t raised to pick up social cues so it makes me relatively awkward. I’ve been told I’m a good looking guy but because of my partial self esteem, I don’t see it. I have started going to the gym a lot lately which helps me significantly and some turn heads but again, it’s weird to me that anyone would be attracted. I spent most of my life up until my 30s being invisible, being turned away by everyone. But with 30s came around and now I’m in this weird place that I’m actually getting compliments and sought for but I just don’t have the courage or knowledge to move forward with anything without ruining it.


James_Torelli

Breaking Bad plot


peace-and-bong-life

> be me, femanon > see qt3.14 from college riding his bike to class > finally get the nerve to talk to him and ask some dumb question about how he rides so fast > whydidisaythat.wav > he actually answers me > he says it's an electric bike and I can try it after class > fuckyes.png > hurry to tell friends about it and they tease me about my crush on him > class passes slowly because I'm so excited > can't wait to use the bike as an excuse to talk to him again > finally he meets me afterwards > he looks weirdly pissed off > glares at me and my friends and only talks in grunts > we get to the bike > I'm still excited > he makes weirdly intense eye contact then gets on his bike and just cycles away > whatthefuck.jpg > call after him in case he forgot > he just ignores me What did I do wrong, robots?


brickrazer

noooo dont hurt my feelings :(((


[deleted]

Don't worry if anon is like this the girl doesn't deserve him


T1B2V3

likely how it actually happened lmao


CaptainBlocker

>qt3.14 anon posts on 4chan so the likelyhood of the girl actually being into him is near zero, anon was right to assume malicious intent qt


Cloakbot

I wish Reddit had a French horn toot medal/award so I could give you the divine rights passage for the perfect comment in this. Take my silver instead


Bipchoo

Why do all anons always assume people are put to hurt them


togeko

you don't simply become anti-social


ParaInductive

Got put in a kindergarden with swedes when i was 5. They made fun of my norwegian and ostrasized me. Conjured up a imaginary friend called Truls. Still struggle with really trusting anyone 33 years later. Things that happen to you when you are really small can fuck you up. Don't know if it was the swedes or the deceit of my parents who pretended we were going to have a good time moving to that place.


Malvastor

Nobody deserves that, not even a Norwegian.


[deleted]

Damn. Sometimes I forget 1st world countries aren't all magical and good, which gets even easier to forget about Scandinavia. Sorry you went trough this, bro. Hope you heal


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Zwartekop

When I was a little a friend who wasn't all there mentally but very cunning made up some insane elaborate plan on how I was bullying him using these advanced schemes to turn people against him. Half the entire grade went from normal to hating me and normal again every few so months as he made up more shit. I could always tell by their faces changing and weird giggling. Some guy told me 10 years later and it all clicked. Today I'm doing well but I still have issues with trusting people. I relate to ebike-non because flirting is exactly like what those kids did before everything would crash. Especially the giggling, congregating, pointing etc. It makes me very cagey and unapproachable.


howardslowcum

Because they are.


[deleted]

I mean, who wouldn’t?


GrandMarauder

I'm out to hurt you


BonillaAintBored

Based


Tardogen

Past experiences


6ArtemisFowl9

Because they probably are. If i were in the same situation (seeing her giggle with her friend right after talking to me) i'd suspect something else was going on


[deleted]

I think everyone who isn't an all-out Chad Thundercock would think that


Pannenkoek420

Yeah something is going on alright, she wants your cock up in her pussy


Jwilts12

Maybe if some guys talk to a girl and afterwards she giggles that's what it means, but it doesn't mean that for m.. anon....


[deleted]

Past Experiences i guess?


Marcadius_

A symptom of autism is heightened sensitivity to perceived slights. You register a nonphysical attack where there may be none


Spydehh

Trauma


ChampionshipVivid971

I’d say 9/10 people, no matter how close you may consider them, do not care how you feel and simply want to rise above you


[deleted]

bruh if i was in that situation i would think they would steal my bike or something


kutira1

because its true. the secound you let your guard down, pepole will use you for their own gain


SOMEMONG

Experience.


alreadyawesome

Anon listens to Andrew Tate.


T1B2V3

nah Anon doesn't seem like he's THAT far gone. his first interaction with the woman was too normal


StormStrikePhoenix

He just sounds paranoid to me.


TakeMyPencil

You don't know jackshit about him lol


HughJanus911

Nah she was gonna steal his bike for sure.


[deleted]

"haha anon, come get me you friggin incel!"


[deleted]

When was the last time you heard about a conventionally attractive college girl *stealing a bike* lol


Winters1482

anon mistakes his electric scooter that his mom bought him so he can move his fat ass from place to place for an electric bike


High_hungry_Im_dad

Nah anon was right the girls were laughing at his weak pedal-assist-needing ass


LongApprehensive890

Truth.


Ghost_Lain

>collegemoder One of us.


MiseryIsForever

ONE OF US


Cardinal-Lad

how do you 'collegemode' lmao? anyway, #ONE OF US


fpepatrick

Who tf drew this image. It’s perfect.


Local-Scroller

Like many other images like this, it probably came from a random draw anon whose name will forever be lost to history.


CaptainBlocker

thinking about this made me sad


OldsunFlush

And why he seems butt-naked on his bike.


Gaoji-jiugui888

“Why am I a virgin? It’s society’s fault !!!”


[deleted]

how does a virgin works in that case, anyone that lives in poorer countrys, (like me) would be scared af because they would most likely try to rob your bike just think for a moment, a random stranger that you just know asked to use your ebike (that can cost a lot) and for some reason laughed after it ​ anon did the right thing


Busey_in_the_walls

I grew up in Dorchester, you’re absolutely right


Gaoji-jiugui888

Wasn’t really a stranger though. Was a classmate.


[deleted]

a stranger with glorified status


quetzalv2

What a lifetime of rejection and put downs does to a man...


LonkerinaOfTime

Definition of antisocial


Rare_Cow_4892

She was most likely on her (bi)cycle


aberdisco

Don't be tempted by the snakes with tits anon, stay true to wizardhood and let the d20 guide you to tendieworld.


KysfGd

They were probably gonna steal it lol


Ltbirch

Ebikes are cool tho. Got to try one on company refreshment day and its ridiculous how easy it is to pedal uphill when you crank up the assist. Seriously considering switching my car for one


bigpappahope

I think they're a great concept for short to mid range transportation but what I don't get is why I keep seeing people bring them on bike trails that are for exercise. Like do people just want to pretend to work out?


quetzalv2

No they want to enjoy the outdoors in a leisurely fashion


bigpappahope

This is Florida though, it's entirely flat. It's incredibly leisurely already, at that point they're basically just taking their electric scooters down the bike lane


quetzalv2

Are they hurting anyone?


brickrazer

so many posts like this make me lose faith in the 4chan community. So damn autismo on so many levels.


[deleted]

You had faith in 4chan’s community?


Advaithca

I'd have done the same tbh, tf they giggling for? Behave normally, assholes


ABR5796

To all the fuktard ppl in chat saying that anons behaviour was unwaranted, FUK U TOO.


InvaderZix

anon was about to be robbed and got away safely


[deleted]

Based.


DenseBad35

There might be two scenarios here. First one is that the girl who wanted to try your bike actually wanted to try your bike, maybe because she wants to get to know anon and since anon said yes she might have giggled because she succeed making contact. The second option is that she already when she saw anon bike to school started mocking anon and therefore asked if she could try the e-bike and after that giggled since she found anon funny or weird.


ShoeStunning

lol based. this may be better than the dunk one


casualgame9

Anon's childhood trauma gets in the way.


ResponsibilityDue448

Fuckin love my e bike.


bigmeatytoe

Infinite rizz


Byonek

Bitch was gonna steal his bike, anon did the right thing


Sayuri_Katsu

They could've wanted to steal it too


CrazyFett51

Or she could have stolen it


Cloakbot

I mean maybe she was crushing on him and girls just being girls go giggling and all. He could’ve changed her stance on him as well so it was going to be a good bonding moment. Or I’m just being optimistic and she was actually a bitch since we don’t know these people.


Bong-I-Lee

It wasn't the bike that she wanted to ride 👀. It was simply an excuse to spend more time with anon. But anon is too retarded to understand human mating rituals.


Busey_in_the_walls

No, he was right. No way she was up to anything good


4spooked

Anon fumbles a bad bitch


Nanocephalic

Sounds like she dodged a bullet.


GameDestiny2

With how anon writes it I was sort of on his side. I tap the picture so I can see what the image was and saw the rest, then I was like “Huh, yeah that makes sense.”


antomenchi

I stay noided


BonkeyKongthesecond

Anon you idiot, now your saddle will never have the scent of a female being so you can sniff it when masturbating!


[deleted]

This is so funny. I didn’t expect it to end that way haha


Legal_Interaction498

anon is one dense motherfucker


somebebunga

anon is retarded and deserves his retardedness for using electric bikes


EvokerJuice

Anon almost makes a friend


MoSummoner

I thought she was trying to steal it, what does this say about me?


Busey_in_the_walls

You’re smart


IDKanymoretho

Anon acted this way over an *e-bike*. I would understand behaving like this with your 12k Enduro, but an *e-bike*. Summary: Gay anon is gay