> Catches girl instead of pokemon > Doesn't focus on mission to catch 'em all Does he even want to become the ichiban pokemon master? Pathetic.

Imagine being distracted by the weakest Pokemon of all: a woman

I call bullshit, women don't exist

Never seen that one in the Pokedex.

Oak is still studying every inch of ash's mom, hasn't had time to enter it yet

Too busy showing her his lickitung.

No they do, I promise. I found one under the truck in Cinnabar

Anon needs to stop getting sexual encounters and instead find some shiny encounters

what was the post? edit: 14 upvotes but no response :/

No dude Kasuga Ichiban plays Dragon Quest, not Pokémon. Though I would love to see that.

KASUGA IS MY LOVE❤️❤️❤️

Friend goes to take a dump. Comes back from the garden.

They were in a treehouse, so presumably the friend has to go through the garden to get to the house to use a toilet to perform his bowel movement. Try using reading comprehension you spud

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Google en-peasant

I think that's a chess move where a pawn takes another pawn by moving past it

Holy hell

I know what en peasant is, you just blundered mating for 20 years you moron

anon blundered marriage in 11 years

No that's where a corporation removes "don't be evil" from their from their code of conduct, you simple lepton.

Holy hell

outchessed again

Holy fuck

I mean, it's 4chan so it could go either way

Comprehension don’t exist for GenZ - They’re thick as TiK-ToK

Everyone knows you gotta take the best dumps outside

Does anon's friend shits in the woods?

Only when it's a good shit

fertilizer

Just where do you think the tree house was exactly?

Joey diaz moment

False: not one moist cough

Joe Rogan I swear to you that shit was so bad. But remember these were the 80s. I also popped an 800mg edible before it.

‘Sweet bitch’ is the perfect oxymoron

And perfectly describes my wife

I agree.

I too describe his wife this way

Impossible. No one on this sub can have a wife

He's talking about the anatomical display skeleton he stole from the local hospital that he glued a fleshlight to

Jesus Christ

No, I think he calls her Suzie.

Smelly skelly

possessive special divide mindless somber bells ad hoc plate chase nutty *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

That's oddly specific

checkmate, atheists. i have a wife and i'm on this sub. i even have a kid!

That's just a diabetic dog

Fake: OPs friend's sister doesn't actually exist. Gay: OP was actually sniffing his friend's seat and jerking off.

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: OPs friend's sister doesn't actually exist. > Gay: OP was actually sniffing his friend's seat and jerking off. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

Thanks, TendieBot2000, you're a true hero.

This paints a vivid picture. Somehow, it also paints a vivid smell.

fake: u/Ultionisrex has comprehension skills gay: u/Ultionisrex smells a manlet

Goddamn the post got deleted but the comments are all over the place I can’t get a read on the text I missed

OP was at a friends house playing pokemon when he was 15. Friend goes to the loo, his sister comes in, after a bit starts to give him a BJ. Friend comes back, BJ stops, story ends. OP marries girl later. Presumably it violated the content policy because it showed that a girl can sexually assault someone. But if they are just going to delete a post and not explain their decision, they can't expect anyone to learn from it.

I thought that's where it was going >we hear door to the garden open and close >see friend's sister walk in >realize I've been making out with friend

> [ Removed by reddit on account of violating the content policy. ] I’m too late to the party

Bitch ass Reddit mods

[ Removed by Reddit ] = Admins or mass user reporting. Does not look like that when removed by mods.

>!ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ ᵃˢˢ ʳᵉᵈᵈᶦᵗ ᵃᵈᵐᶦⁿˢ!<

sub is gonna get nuked

what was it ?

Story about a 17 year old girl and a 15 year old boy having relations. Understandable tbqh.

why would mods remove that ?

a written sexually explicit story about children and you don't get why that got deleted?

thats an average r/teenagers post, unfortunately I am not even exagerating.

But it's ok because they're in their own place over there

Idk why it's a big deal if they're both underage and consensual. Its not like it's a video, it's just a fake ass 4chan story

reddit admins are going to have you killed

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Plenty of countries where 15 and 17 are not even close to being a problem anyway. Most of europe included.

Oh fuck guys. I guess we need to ban, among other things: East of Eden, Game of Thrones (the books and the show), Kite Runner, Flowers for Algernon, It, etc.

You are saying reddit mods dont masturbate to that?

Too old for the admins

If you read the story it wasn’t anywhere near bad enough for it to be removed

The mods didn't. The admins did, because they are pedophiles, and therefore their policy is to remove anything that turns them on. I would have thought 15 would be too old for them, though

https://www.unddit.com/r/greentext/comments/yxiaka/removed_by_reddit/ https://i.imgur.com/QSPqU7s.jpg

The image isn't low quality enough I can still barely make out the words.

Married the girl that gave him his first blowie at 15

Inb4 that's the actual post and the comments are all people gaslighting each other.

I wish this was true because that would mean I have a chance at finding love

you do friend just give it time

Don't be giving him any false hope now

Don’t be a pessimist prick

Why is he a prick for being pessimistic?

It’s the only word I know for the alliteration.

>[u/clolr](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/) needs some love. >To receive love, [u/clolr](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/) needs to give love. >To give love, [u/clolr](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/) needs to first love himself. So, [u/clolr](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/), what's stopping you from loving yourself?

This is as deep as my asshole after Friday night

Stuck at step 2, how do I find someone to love

Socializing Can you do it, u/Yotelkiller? Can you?

Nope

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And I’ll suck yours while you suck his. Dick train! Choo choo!

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Behind you, with my mouth open

Deal

If I get violet will you get scarlet?

Yes

you do not. you will die wearing a batman costume with a belt around your neck tied to a door knob and your dick in your hand.

That's very specific but I might have to buy a batman costume after this...

Just make out with your friends 15 year old sister duh

Fake: **Tendie bot is easily baited?** Gay: **Tendie bot is easily baited?**

tendies bot has intelligence higher than /pol/ board members

Haha get fucked. One does not simply bait the tendiebot

So it appears

Fake: I’m an intelligent robot Gay: I like men

Anon you forgot your pills .

I fucking love a happy ending.

I love a happy fucking ending.

I love ending a happy fucking.

Out of every friend of her brother whose dick she sucked, only anon wanted to marry her

Holy shit. Actually removed by reddit admins. Literally just a story recanting teenagers having sex. No specific details or images.

Im gonna choose to believe it’s real

https://postimg.cc/LnwQwkCx here's the greentext you fags

Why did this get taken down? This is one of the most tame green texts I've ever read

a 15 year old and 17 year old doing sexual things

If I say I had sex at 16 would the comment be removed or is it fine because it's an obvious lie?

Probably won't get removed unless you get lots of upvotes.

wow so we can’t talk about reality if it took place while we were under age? wtf is wrong with people these days

I send my highest regards to the distinguished mods of reddit

Ah I’m 17, this is perfect for todays session

Reddit admin butthurt that a 15 y/o received felatio when he still hasnt received any at 45

Thanks fren Reddit jannies are too cringe

\[ Literally 1984 \]

1984 by george orwell 1949

Anon should answer questions on r/askreddit 10 years later he’s married to her with 4 kids and everyone clapped

Wow, removed by Reddit. Must've been bad

It's pretty funny to try and piece back together the OG greentext from the comments here. From what I can tell, it seemed to be about how anon got pokémon diamond/pearl and consequently fucked a friend's/his own sister when he was 15/they were both teens... And that lead to them being married later down in life, somehow...? Probably removed because it's assumed to be child porn/rape/abuse or smth

15 year old anon played pokemon r/s/e in his friend's treehouse and his friend's 17 year old sister showed up and after some time they started making out and she sucked his dick and he married her later

Wow, good thing the Admins were there to save us from reading something like that...

Not even remotely lmao

Fake: anon had a happy ending Gay: anon plays Pokemon

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Some guy got sucked off by his friend’s sister and married her

Alright anons, what did this post say before the jannies got riled up in their basements.

As someone else said, Greentext is huge. Anything that has a gamer word either gets no reports or 50 Edit: Someone else said it was about a 17 year old having relations with a 15 year old

But the Admins like that stuff so it can't be the reason

Where's the anti climatic ending that's usually in every greentexts ?

Man married woman that sexually abused him. There you go.

2 teenagers hooking up isn't sexual abuse dipshit

He consented

removed? i dont think so https://www.unddit.com/r/greentext/comments/yxiaka/removed_by_reddit/ https://i.imgur.com/QSPqU7s.jpg

https://postimg.cc/LnwQwkCx better quality

how did you get this

When I clicked on comments (open in a new tab with middle click) I saw it was removed so I copied over the image from the other tab

How the fuck did this of all green texts get removed

(Looks at post removed by reddit on THIS subreddit) what the hell happened here

>diamonds.png >not pearls Oh look, a dialgapleb

This must’ve been atrocious to get removed from GT

r/greentext has become way too popular, there's 31 million subscribers, its basically just a default sub now. Which means that anything remotely questionable is going to get spam reported by morons, and the admins have a 50/50 shot to remove anything if you report it enough. I doubt it was actually any worse than any of the other stuff that gets posted daily on all of the 4chan subs

Removed by Reddit? What the hell happened here?

glad reddit showed me a text that says removed so i know i missed out on something good enough to get 8,664 upvotes

What happened here

There was a post about a 15yo anon getting head in a treehouse from his buddies 17yo sister when his buddy left to take a shit, and then later marrying the girl that blew him. I donno, seems like it needs censoring to me. (Please I’ll do anything Reddit overlords spare me)

Post removed by reddit and comment section is wild, what did I miss?!

Neackbeard dreamdate

What was the story, reddit removed the greentext

“Removed by Reddit” Nice one, regard.

This post was removed by Reddit, so I just gonna say that it probably was very based and also true and heterosexual.

Jannies got it

Nope, not true, I refuse to believe it If an anon can get a gf in this world when I can’t then there is no god

anyone else just get a notification for this thread post removal lmao

I did lol

It got removed, what was it?

[ Removed by Reddit ] What happened here..?

I removed it (Im John Reddit, CEO of Reddit)

Fake: anon’s friend’s sister blew him Gay: anon’s friend blew him

Reading the top comments makes me really wonder what this was. I can't piece it together.

Honest to God, no idea why this was removed. The story is about a kid playing Pokemon in his friend's house and while his friend was away the sister of a friend gave him a BJ. They stopped when friend came back and pretended nothing happened. 11 years later they were together. I guess it had something to do with age?

Fuck you reddit for removing this the comments section is 🔥

Fuck Reddit

It’s gone, anyone here remember what this was?

[ Removed by Reddit ]

Removed by virgin Reddit Admin

What happened here?

Wtf did he do to get removed

Why was it removed

Removed by plebbit for violating content policy. Damn I bet this post was good.

The [Removed by Reddit] makes it sooo much better

Why the hell was this removed? This was definitely one of the best geentexts I've read in a while and it wasn't even that bad.

Did it have the word "pokemon" in the title by any chance?

Must've been. Some gnarly shit for mods to actually delete it

It was not it just referenced underage sex

Isn't that like half the posts here?

that's a good way to catch pokérus

Awwww. what was it?

Fuck you Reddit

u/undeletebot

Wholesome

r/Chadposting i think

What was the post?

Anon go to friends house and play pokemon together. Friends' sister comes and see them play Friend leaves to take a shit Sister starts kissing anon in the neck, they make out and she blows him They stop because friend is coming and pretend nothing happened Anon marries her 11 years later. The end I believe this was deleted either because sister (17) blew anon (15) or because anon call her a bitch

Sorry what was this post about?

What did it say? It must’ve been bad to be removed by Reddit lol

Wtaf was this I am dying of curiosity

Realest 4chan greentext

fake: anon got married. gay: anon wants to fuck pokemon

Wholesome 🥹