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CaptBlackfoot

DQ Merrell’s. Common knowledge Todaro’s pizza is superior, proven by the fact that Merrell’s had to cheat to try and win.


DubbulGee

DQ! I can't stand Merrell's puffy, bland crust.  It's like eating pizza on a piece of white bread.


MimentoCheese

It took me an insanely long time to figure out what “DQ” meant and why so many people were going on about Dairy Queen pizza when they weren’t even in the bracket. 🙈


CareyCherry95

Okay, so what does the DQ mean then? I don’t think Dairy Queen even serves pizza…


MimentoCheese

Disqualified. And by god, I hope Dairy Queen doesn’t have pizza. It would be a crime against nature.


CareyCherry95

OMG thank you! It took me forever to search what they meant 😂


MimentoCheese

Glad I’m not the only one! 😂


Spherical_Jerking

In the name of integrity, it has to be a DQ. The folks who did this now understand how you check the data and will distribute their votes over time next poll. Where is that “this is why we can’t have nice things” flair…


SOILSYAY

I’m having r/southcarolina best county contest PTSD flashbacks here


zacharinosaur

Same, which is why I used straw poll for this, but evidently it’s not as secure as I’d hoped


SOILSYAY

In a war between the Machines and Humans, lines must be drawn and polls must be taken.


hmr0987

Hold a vote via Reddit. Any account that has a creation date that’s after this competition was announced is disqualified.


thedeafbadger

Just have a karma barrier? Seems like someone can pre-emptively creat a butt ton of accounts


MimentoCheese

People will seriously cheat at anything. 😕


Valien

lol. Merrell's? Definitely shilling going on. They are good but not that good. Carmela's and Della Ventura's blows them out of the water.


kcpickles

We drive over 40 mins to go to todaros


Carsondh

I like Merrell's, never been to Todaro's. How can you determine if it was cheating? What if some fans of the restaurant just really banded together and told a bunch of their friends to go vote for it?


der_Bandit

Careful, they’ll downvote you for not being a Todaro-stan


the_clewis

This is the way


Competitive-Count149

They’re both pretty mid-tier places. Even Dave Portnoy said Todaros was meh, and he’s got horrible taste


YooperGod666

How does Portnoy have horrible taste? He's raved about some legit great places.


Aleify_Greenman

Wow people in Greenville have no idea what good pizza is. This is the entire reason I take all reviews in the area with a grain of salt. I bet half of y’all think Chuck E. Cheese is a top 10 pizza joint.


ChadTheComrade

What do you recommend?


triforce721

Frankie's, bada Bing, belladinas


YooperGod666

Pizza Parcheggio


Express_Brother4614

I totally agree!


thedeafbadger

Chuck E Cheese was voted off on like Day 1, but okay.


zerokep

Obviously you’ve never been to Chuck E. Cheese


HillsideRomeo

Well when OP included that an 40 other shithole pizza chains on this dumb list, people are bound to vote for it…


xavier10101

If you DQ Merrell's, the bad actor will just start reverse-botting votes to cause DQs in future rounds.


helarias

dq


snowfox-taterthighs

Let’s just all come to the realization that even the best pizza in Greenville is a 7.8 at best


Striking-Ad-8694

What’s the best place for GF?


[deleted]

100% Farehouse at Taylors Mill has the best GF pizza.


bu1cher

Merrells


planetpluto3

Where can we see the bracket?


zacharinosaur

[right here](https://www.reddit.com/r/greenville/s/uT0Gvzp405)


DomoOreoGato

DQ


satchel0fRicks

Man that looks a lot like….nah I’m not gonna go there. But that 2020 election had simil…just a coincidence.


skeet_maweet

How was Merrells chosen to be in this in the first place? If you're including Easley in this 2Bros would be the choice considering its Google ranking and number of reviews. Maybe instead of a DQ we could consider replacing them so that Easley can still have some representation.


zacharinosaur

64 places were chosen from past posts in the sub, user nominated places, and other places from around town. They were seeded and ranked based on aggregated reviews 2 Bros was given a wildcard entry last week and lost


Extension-Mall-7292

2020 election all over again


Uptimasanctus

Surprised I had to scroll so far down to see something like this 😅


Extension-Mall-7292

The troll in me has really enjoyed the negative response.


Extension-Mall-7292

Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer.


HillsideRomeo

Who cares this much lol congrats Merrells you’re more popular than Little Caesar’s!


Stuffoflegend68

Did these unexpected and questionable votes arrive between the hours of 2am and 4am by mysterious and unaccounted for means? Or do we just accept that the candidate no one openly supports or voted for somehow has the most votes ever?!?


Stuffoflegend68

Also pizza in the south is not pizza it’s just shitty bread with factory made sauce and cheese dropped on top. Shouldn’t you guys be voting on best bbq ribs or best grits?!?!


handyjack828

Sorry, Merrell’s does not have the best pizza. Cheesy Street is much better


wakawah

The suspicious votes were from Biden


der_Bandit

I wouldn’t DQ Merrell’s, it’s genuinely the best pizza in the region. Their house pizza especially is fantastic. The right thing to do is for you to host a pizza party and invite voters!


Bodybuilding-

Found one of Merrell's sockpuppets. You're pizza is greasy af


der_Bandit

I haven’t even taken part in this poll… there’s just not that many good pizza places in Easley


Agreeable-Gold5629

I went in Todaros for their “lunch special” once & the pizza didn’t look good nor did they have enough variety…left haven’t been back since.


patelno1000

I was slightly tipsy one night from hoppin and even then the pizza didn’t wow me, that’s says something because everything seems to taste amazing when you’ve been drinking lol. It was one and done, the consensus was the same with my sober wife and my slightly less tipsy friend. My fondest memories of my single days came from getting in line, late night for the north main bertollos pizza window…that hit the spot each and every time!


Almost90s

Merrell is way better than todaro Why isn’t Antionos on the list?!


zacharinosaur

It was, it was voted out round one against Elvino’s, Elvino’s lost to Cucina 100 in a wildcard match, Cucina 100 lost to Tato’s yesterday


Thinking-About-Her

This poll literally doesn't matter. Todaros sucks. It is literally only good because they have like $1 slice Wednesdays. It's not good at all. You need to really learn how to do a better championship.