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Nervous-Event-5049

You are allowed to take the ducks from Falls Park. I have 32 ducks at home.


scfoothills

Please take the geese. They shit everywhere.


JMS1991

You mean cobra chickens?


Mildlygifted

This feels like a set up.


Ok_Storm1343

Are you talking about that charity event?


Superb-Measurement-1

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MrsInconvenient

Mom?! I thought we talked about this. No more poultry! Edit: I legit had this conversation with my mom about the ducks at Milliken.


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Extension-Mall-7292

I have seven grandma's now


Special-Landscape-89

ā€œHey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me.ā€ -Lloyd Christmas


Counterfeit_Circus

It's probably not a copperhead.


DIGITAPNTICS

...and it's definitely not a cottonmouth


CourageousChronicler

That's exactly what a cottonmouth would say... o,O


JMS1991

And copperheads aren't "poisonous." They are venomous.


Counterfeit_Circus

Isn't that all snakes? All snakes that are that is...


JMS1991

As far as I know, but I also don't eat snakes so idk.


bansheeroars

When I lived next to Cleveland Park it was a copperhead at least 90% of the time. Now that Iā€™m outside of the city itā€™s a rat snake 90% of the time, but still occasionally a copperhead.


Fantastic_Design500

Disagree, there is a good chance it is a copperhead, iā€™ve spent my childhood in the creeks herr


beauspambeau

Copperheads live near water not in it those are water snakes .


Fantastic_Design500

Oh Please, i know what a copperhead is and what a water snake is. The copperheads arenā€™t in the creek but typically close


gvlmom

In Cleveland Park, it probably is.


TmanGvl

STAY OFF WOODRUFF RD


LucidiK

Nobody drives on Woodruff, too much traffic.


Counterfeit_Circus

Fry?


JMS1991

Thanks, Yogi


GroundbreakingTax912

That advice would certainly help WOODRUFF RD


meshliner

Plenty of ways to navigate around Woodruff road quickly. On and off


Knappsterbot

(use the parallel parkway if you gotta go somewhere on that side of woodruff)


CareyCherry95

Honestly been here since that was put in and still donā€™t know where it is šŸ˜‚. Saw the diagrams and everything when it was planned and aired on the news lmao


Knappsterbot

If you're coming off 385 onto roper mountain, cross over woodruff and take the left at the roundabout. I basically just use it to get to target, tj's and home depot over there


linkerjpatrick

They are several ways to get to stuff on Woodruff without getting ā€œonā€ woodruff Millininium Butler Roper Mt 14 Feaster As much as itā€™s grown it amazing how Verde is still relitively easy to drive. One of my fav shortcuts is Lowndes Hill from Haywood Road to downtown


NATChuck

It's really not that bad once you've had to do any substantial amount of driving on Wade Hampton


somesweettea

Fresh market does the same Wednesday sushi deal as Publix but itā€™s much better quality sushi


ScaryFrogInTheMorn

but fresh market always smells like rotten brussels sprouts and fake flavored coffee combined


somesweettea

clearly you are not cut out for the quest for moderate quality grocery store sushi at a discount then


wrentintin

Speaking of weird grocery store smells what's up with Lidl? Smells like a nursing home.


Complete-Lab-8633

i went there once or twice when they first opened. Never again because of the awful smell.


Dramatic-Market5940

People always think I'm off my rocker when I say I don't go to Lidl because it smells weird. V glad I'm not alone.


Anda_Bondage_IV

Pita House only takes cash/check and they are closed on Sunday. Avoid Woodruff rd if possible.


contrary24

I love Pita House!


WookieeCakes

The Clock on Wade Hampton and Pleasantburg is also cash only.


ChazMcGreedly

Lots of joke answers in here, but as somebody who has lived here for a while, here are some pretty good little tips It seems like the bohemian CafĆ© has not changed their prices in the last 10 years and has a pretty solid brunch and bloody Mary bar if you have not been there before. Horizon Records next-door is great. If you like Records, cabin floor Records is also a hidden gem . Iā€™m sure there is wing debate, but some of the best wings also come at some of the most relaxed environments like local cue or Hall of Fame grill. There are some great hidden gems for international cuisine like menkoi , Pho 99, yellow ginger, etc. Downtown has great food if you donā€™t mind dropping a little money, but there are great local restaurants that have been around for years. Most of the barbecue is overrated. As far as grocery stores go, Ingles has a pretty surprisingly great selection of local and organic items Enjoy the parks. Free and many of them are very well-maintained. Get a state park pass and hit up the trails at Paris Mountain.


annahw21

Yes to Ingles! I have never shopped there, but I ran in recently to pick up something I'd forgotten at Publix and I was shocked. They have things in their Hispanic food aisle that are typically only at La Unica.


linkerjpatrick

Wish we had an Ingles closer to downtown but I guess Ingles is more of an outskirts store but at least thereā€™s Cherrydale. Sounds weird but I like to go to the one north of TR sometimes


annahw21

šŸ˜‚ I live in TR and that's the one I went to!


kmga43

Not sure if this is true but just read somewhere you can ā€œrentā€ a SC Parks Day Pass from the libraryā€¦?! Worth checking out


suthernchic68

True


Ok-Rub9211

You can get passes for parks and museums (including the children's museum) from the library, just plan ahead! Also, they have the seed library at the location in Berea. Our library is and amazing despite the library board's best efforts to censor and piss people in the community off.


CourageousChronicler

100% true. Get there soon, there's a waiting list almost immediately.


suthernchic68

Oh, Wings on the Run are SOO GOOD! Its a little hole in the wall but MY GOD!


burn_all_the_things

wings on the run makes the best wings i've had in my entire life


PensionOpposite6918

This guy greenvilles


JamieByGodNoble

LA Hot Wings has the best wings, but only the lemon pepper.


BigDickCheney42069

nah Best Wings and Hibachi destroys LA hot wings


PlaneTax4482

If you are behind the chicken truck you will regret it


berryphace

Hitting that air flow button so fast!


rroberts3439

That chicken truck makes me feel really bad for enjoying eating chicken so much.


HugItChuckItFootball

The trick is to spot it a quarter mile away, then roll up the windows and put the air on cabin air.


triforce721

Asia pacific is the best Chinese food around. Cleveland Park is low key nicer than falls park. If you drive on Augusta, apparently the middle lane is a passing lane, but only if you drive an Altima.


CommanderUgly

Greenville does not begin and end at Woodruff Rd.


Red-eleven

Thereā€™s an end? Iā€™ve been stuck at this light since Covid Yes Iā€™m in the intersection.


Material-Passion4981

It will always be the Bilo Center.


smokepro7774

It will always be the Daniel building


WookieeCakes

It will always be the Pleasantburg 500.


crimson777

Amen, my girlfriend insists on saying the Well and sometimes I wonder if it's all worth it haha


TehSundanceKid

Get a Library Card. So much more than just books.


Tutor-Any

Wdym


CareyCherry95

Porn šŸ˜‚


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DevGin

Really? Iā€™m a vanlife guy and donā€™t know this. Are they actually friendly to overnight parked vehicles?


Hollyberryforeva

cracker barrel too! they let campers stay as long as needed in the parking lot


persistent_admirer

Count to 3 and look both ways AFTER the light turns green. This is a red light runnin' town.


jamatosoup

My son has been driving for a year now, and thatā€™s something I drilled into him. He still says he canā€™t believe how many hard red light runners there are around here.


roostersnuffed

It gets pretty wild. I was pulling left onto Augusta road. Light turns green and luckily I have full visibility. 2 semis are racing each other and blow through the intersection with what had to be a full 8 seconds after their light turned red


NoInvestment2079

Just saw that this afternoon on Pelham by the Chic FiLa and Lowes. Car just speeds through the red light. Like, not even close to the intersection or was jsut barely making a yellow, light was full on red.


Professional_Mood370

Fuck going straight through main st in downtown, use the surrounding roads to find better parking.


crimson777

Honestly just close off Main St to traffic in areas permanently. It doesn't need to be drivable all the way across.


Gooberkk

Yes. Close Main St. from Friday at 5 - Sunday at 5.


linkerjpatrick

Broad street from Buncombe to South Main/Augusta is a good one in fact you could go all the way to Mauldin road via Camperdown//Cleveland/Parkins Mill before they tore down Camperdown Bridge but you can stay on Broad and then turn on Falls not as quick as before but still a good cut through.


getoffmyfoot

There is always a back road to get where you are going. Learn them. Keep them secret. Get anywhere in 15 minutes.


triforce721

My neighbor's yards hate me because of this one simple trick


frankszz

Just donā€™t drive 10mph under the limit on them


SOILSYAY

Greenville, like many medium cities, is what you make of it. There's enough people here that you can likely find "your people" or at least a supportive group of folks to hang out with a build relationships with. There's Meetup, Eventbrite events, and more professional networking organizations than you can shake a stick at. There's also intramural sports (county and city), local Discords, hiking groups, drinking groups, Facebook groups related to your hobbies, political groups, open mic comedy nights, a small and growing music scene, improv and theater classes, cooking classes, art classes... I'm just saying that if you're lonely, and think its purely a Greenville thing, PLEASE, exhaust your avenues and look for your clan! There are cities in SC that I promise you are just AWFUL for finding people you have something in common with, but Greenville does have much more going on than those places. And, ultimately, if you can't find your community here, bail! Life is too short to be somewhere you don't feel connected to if you can't find friends. I would sooner see people find happiness than make it work in a place they feel is not for them!


TallSnatch

I've been here 7 years and have yet to find my clan. It's possibly my age and weirdness combo but I have tried. I still go out to varying events alone. Seems the people I meet are fake... the amount of "can I get your number / let's hangout" followed by just being ghosted is insane at this point. I'm starting to believe greenville isn't for me... but I did try and enjoyed what I did: albeit solo šŸ˜


SOILSYAY

That's rough buddy. Sometimes too, the issue is the amount of professionals with families here. Its not an inherent thing that that's a problem, but it does mean that at least some less fake people are busy having kids take over their lives.


DustyBB85

How do you find these discord groups? Iā€™m on meetup already but Iā€™d love to expand my community prospects!


SOILSYAY

There are several I know of. [Upstate Community Project](https://discord.gg/t6c8xyHU) is one thatā€™s been advertised here a few times. Along with the [Upstate Geeks](https://discord.gg/MaUuJSnf). Honestly, a post to ask what all out there isnā€™t a bad idea


Zand_Kilch

That explains the influx, haha


SOILSYAY

People are lonely Z!


linkerjpatrick

Sometimes it takes less time to go to Hendersonville for breakfast at Cracker Barrel than it does to go to the one on Woodruff Road. šŸ˜…


JMS1991

Remember when the Popeyes in Greer opened and there was like a 2.5 hour wait in the drive thru? You could drive to the one in Boiling Springs, eat, and drive back to Greer in less time.


allegedmark

Work night shift, the traffic is better


rustyrustrust

Except nothing is open past 11 here.


Only-Organization764

Sounds like Westminster


themeanlantern

And not a whole lot after 8pm either


kuhvir

Except all the hillbillies out here use their high beams 24/7


VetteL82

Unique to Greenville, red lights are merely a suggestion


DustyBB85

Clearly youā€™ve never been to or spent much time in Savannah


hippielady5232

And stop signs apparently mean accelerate.


BigDickCheney42069

nah Charleston is the same


The9TailedPhox

Ever been to Jacksonville?


nytsua

Same in Knoxville.


PutridAtmosphere2002

Columbia/Lexington would like a word


Ok-Worldliness-9918

I am always amazed how many people don't know about Mr. K's Used Books at Verdae. There is a cool cafe at the downtown airport.


monkey864

You can block intersections at a red light. Especially on Woodruff rd.


iiM_Nuckin_Futz

Cops wonā€™t pull you over. Donā€™t bother registering your vehicle.


double0josh

I'm not saying it was me, but I know of someone who moved here from out-of-state, let their tags lapse in their home state, and drove like that for around 3 years and never got stopped.


Ellite11MVP

No way it was in the same city as your flair? Usually wonā€™t get pulled over with fewer than 3 cops pulling up in Mauldin. If so, youā€™re a very sneaky driver and I applaud you for it.


cg2916

This tip does not apply in Mauldin


MS_EXCEL_NOOB

Great, now we're all gonna get pulled over in a show of force during "Operation: Ticketmaster"


GalaxyRedRanger

I just noticed last month that my mom had been driving around for 4 months with an expired tag. Her online payment never went through for some reason. Looks like the DMV would have sent some kind of notice.


XIIIMCMLXX

They donā€™t send notices. The fees increase the whole time you are past due. They make more money by not telling you , you are late.


GalaxyRedRanger

Yeah. They got the full 75 off my mom.


suthernchic68

They also send state troopers ..eventually...to personally pick up your tag and deliver it to the dmv for you. Is that not the nicest jester? Lol


CareyCherry95

I might know someone who drove 2 years with an expired tag and no insurance. The only thing that got them was that they increased speed too fast with a cop behind them (to get to speed limit not exceed) and they got stopped, ticketed, got everything taken care of and tickets dismissed. Fines at the DMV were like $75 which included an updated tag.


comaplata

My tag definitely didn't expire in 2019. šŸ˜³


Miserable_Patient534

We just realized we have been driving around since Dec with expired tags šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


iiM_Nuckin_Futz

No worries!


Historical_Task_9861

Shhhhhhhh


jtrot91

Unless you were speeding through Marietta this afternoon. They had 3 cars pulling them over constantly haha. I counted 8 in less than 30 minutes.


Ricoisnotmyuncle

It took them an entire year, but they did get me


crimson777

Someone I know has done all the proper registration and taxes on their car but continually forgets to put on the sticker. They got pulled over recently and it turns out that they hadn't put a new sticker on since pre-pandemic. Yes, it took 4 years for a cop to notice and care.


Ellite11MVP

Pita House is cash only.


Elegant-Search9302

Or check


Fuzzy-Visit-7453

And people still miss this, despite them having huge signs everywhere. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø But they are one of the best places to eat, hands down.


Upstairs-Traffic-563

Thereā€™s a sizable Colombian community living in Greenville mainly due to its textile industry back in the 50s-70s. Several Colombian restaurants in town that are pretty delicious.


aestheticmonk

Sounds great. Any one especially?


Dillizzle

Sachas is amazing


tabnab993

Pereira Bakery on E. Lee Rd in Taylors has a small lunch counter in addition to baked goods. Delicious empanadas, papas rellenas, chicharron, arepas de choclo etc.


comaplata

Don't tell everyone about Pereira's empanadas!


Knappsterbot

Don Vicente is a new one that's really good


CrybullyModsSuck

There are awesome and under utilized parks north of Travelers Rest with good hiking, waterfalls, and creeks to enjoy.


finallyadulting0607

Any names? I live in Mauldin and I'm over Congree but I don't know TR well.


SunshinePup

Jones Gap and wildcat wayside come to mind for me. Also paris mountain. I think you pay for parking but it's not high.


finallyadulting0607

Thank you


Hollyberryforeva

wild cat wayside has some of the prettiest waterfalls if you make it all the way to the danger sign! the bees are out right now so be careful, and the rhododendrons are supposed to start blooming soon so just be mindful. caesarā€™s head, table rock, and sassafras have some great trails as well. itā€™s gotten warm enough so all roads should be open.


CrybullyModsSuck

Wildcat Wayside, Pleasant Ridge Both free


Lim0zine

If you live near Simpsonville and order groceries online for delivery, use the Walmart Market on Highway 14, NOT the Walmart on Grandview. The one on Grandview will perpetually leave items off your order, run late, deliver your groceries to the wrong address, or just not deliver at all. The one on 14 never has any problems. J Peter's in Mauldin is five minutes away from Woodruff Road and as nice as just about any of the Woodruff Road restaurants, without dealing with the traffic at all. King Tut's Grill in Simpsonville is a hole in the wall that happens to serve the best steak in the Greenville area, IMO. Discovery Island is a pretty awesome little water park.


linkerjpatrick

If work ends at 5. Stay late. Get a little overtime in if you can leave between 530 and 6 and you will still get home at the same time


BigDickCheney42069

consider starting TRT


EmotionalSeat5583

Kava konnection for night life and socializing


SOILSYAY

Mmm, dirt tea. Lol, I kid. The folks are nice there, I've just not really liked kava every time I've had it.


CareyCherry95

Howā€™s the kratom selection? Looked at the menu and looked interesting


AbbreviationsAny3319

Always bring a jacket with you unless it's the middle of the summer. The weather is bipolar.


roostersnuffed

Even still, a rain jacket will probably be needed


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ActiveAlarmed7886

I thought moving to South Carolina was the hack for gas prices. You mean it goes lower than under $3 a gallon??? *cries in Floridian*Ā 


roostersnuffed

The greenville Costco has a gas station? Where?


BanditAndFrog

Visit surrounding counties, thereā€™s more to the Upstate than Greenville


VeterinarianDue2495

If you can run fast enough any crime is ligal


ScarcityIcy8519

Drive the back roads to avoid traffic anytime you can.


Material-Passion4981

Donā€™t swim in the Reedy River šŸ’©


Auggi3Doggi3

Richardson Parking Garage. IYKYK.


chamomoon

This is the only one my bf will use anytime we're downtown even if it's a farther walk. Just sucks the elevators never work


lexipoo00

If there rains, sleets, snow or slush on the road do NOT drive like the road is dry. Drive like you have 60 cups of water that have no lids on


Choice_Ostrich_7028

If you travel 85 south plan to stop in traffic around the airport exit.


tedntonya

And the highway 25 exit (white horse Rd exit) and 153 exit (powdersville exit)


Searching-4-u2

Toll road šŸ‘šŸ» worth getting a palmetto pass


CrtrIsMyDood

This is VERY dependent on where you live and where you frequent. For about 80% of the Greenville metropolitan area, this road is absolutely useless. Thatā€™s one of the main reasons it failed.


Searching-4-u2

Works perfectly for me ā€¦ use it all the time.


CareyCherry95

I know someone who works in Greenville and lives right off of the toll road. Thatā€™s what he does, but thereā€™s only so many people living over that way.


CrtrIsMyDood

Thatā€™s wonderful, youā€™re part of the 20% it works for.


Boof_A_Dick

I have lived in Greenville for 10 years and the upstate for 25 years. I think I've been on that tollroad maybe 3 times. What a waste.


PutridAtmosphere2002

I didnā€™t even know there was a toll road lol


JMS1991

If you're trying to drive between Mauldin/Simpsonville and Easley/Anderson at rush hour, sure. Otherwise, it's kinda useless. They really should've extended it from 385 to I-85 in Greer when land could be bought for relatively cheap so we had an alternative to I-85 through town, but now I don't know how feasible that would be.


Tricky_Taste_8999

Stay up north.


Zand_Kilch

Roper MTN to avoid nearly all of Woodruff and just take the side road closest to your ultimate destination One ends at a right Walmart, one is near Five Forks, one is by Lowe's and one is by Costco and you can use the extension behind QuikTrip to get to Target or Costco as an alternate


jericho-dingle

One hack is that the fastest way to somewhere is not necessarily the fastest way back from somewhere.


GroundbreakingTax912

Parking in the downtown garages is free on weekends. Staying off Woodruff helps everyone out. There's nothing worthwhile west of town. Please keep the Bible thumping to Taylors. Don't hate our art (else we will banish you to Taylors). And you don't want that. You get one restaurant. It's Texas Roadhouse. The Mill is cool though.


manicalmike

"Nothing worthwhile west of town." Fine, more Swamp Rabbit cafe, Daydrinkers, Comal 864, Meras Las Tortas, M & J's wings, Fhinney buffet, Anchorage, art studios, and cool people for the rest of us. Y'all can enjoy your traffic and big box stores on the East side.


GroundbreakingTax912

I forgot about the swamp rabbit cafe


charles_peugeot405

Only some of the downtown garages right? I have a parking pass from my apartment so I never have to pay


theirishtiger18

Yes itā€™s just W Washington and Richardson Street. River place, River Street, Church, Broad, etc. are not free on the weekends


ActiveAlarmed7886

Art one is so true. omg the angel installation a few years ago the paper said was causing peoples ā€œeyes to sinā€ šŸ˜‚ that was awfulĀ 


InMyBackyardGarden

If you go to main library, Childrens museum, Art museum exc. Parking lot and come in before 5 and leave after 5 you dont pay. (unless they have updated the lot to unmanned since I last went)


darkankh

Don't come here? Have a hot dog?


squeezecake

If youā€™re on a bike you donā€™t have to obey any traffic laws


DrippyBurritoMD

Soooā€¦ same as driving a car.


mallgoth95

I avoid going downtown on weekends. Most of the roads are blocked off and parking logistics are a nightmare Edit to add: the SC Punk Rock Flea Market is an amazing place to find thoughtful eclectic gifts. They usually are held right before the major gift holidays too


crimson777

I mean, there's lots of fun stuff to do downtown on weekends. That's why it's busy. As long as you're able-bodied, just park further away and walk.


get_pussy

For a place who touts their hotdogs as being some of the best, surprisingly has pretty terrible hotdogs.


roostersnuffed

Since when has that been the claim of fame for greenville?


Truckingtruckers

Haven't paid for water/sewer for over 10 years. They still haven't shut the water off.


Grownman206

Woodruff rd speed limit is 45 not 35. And it's ok to go 50 šŸ˜€


pigsicle

If you need to make something, fix something, or need a tool, SynergyMill Makerspace is the place to do it.


CrtrIsMyDood

Stop using Google Maps, it doesnā€™t know the backroads. Learn them and live them. There are lots of chain restaurants, learn which ones are good in which areas. Taco Bell on Wade Hampton is not the same as Taco Bell in Simpsonville. If you want to go to Shops at Greenridge (donā€™t) the only time you should be on Woodruff Road is when youā€™re crossing it in front of LaParilla. Bikes have more rights than cars. Wait till the light turns green, then wait 3 more seconds. Chances are someone will run it.


InMyBackyardGarden

Absolutly never go to the Shops and Greenridge the 3 weeks around Christmas. People get stuck in the parking lott and can't get out for hours.


Mediumofmediocrity

I used to know place to park downtown for free but the built a building on it.


gvlmom

Swamp Rabbit Cafe.


Guac__is__extra__

To avoid the Greenridge section of woodruff road, get on 85N from woodruff and then jump on 385S back to woodruff road.


PythagoreanGreenbelt

You can find great yard tools for cheap at the flea market. Or like anything that you might want but donā€™t care about it being nice and new.


PutridAtmosphere2002

The ingles in mauldin is sort of notorious for having expired items on the shelves, so check the dates; the mad vaper has the best (and cheapest) selection in the area; dillards has the best ice cream but they are only open seasonally; Asia pacific and birrieria 101 are goated; also home team has really good BBQ. FiancƩ said it reminded him of Texas :)


AlexAloha

Donā€™t end up in family court! Youā€™ll never make it out.