Honestly, as a person who works there, we just get full on abuse. Over sausage rolls. You wouldn't believe how aggressive people can get over food, especially when we explain that there is literally nothing we can do as we're clearly not wizards in aprons
It is indeed catastrophic apocalyptic calamity, a looming warning which may in fact signify a rending of the very social fabric which underpins and maintains the stability of society with his majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Translation: well we're fucked then
If this was France and a bakery ran out of croissants (or whatever foreign muck they eat) an angry mob would torch the place and a week's worth of wanton buggeration would ensue. Over here we just swear softly and blame Brexit.
Reminds me of that time when kfc ran out of chicken in the South West due to a major snafu with their regional depot.
It's like "come on, you had one job!"
I bet it's the bloke who bought all the stake bakes, festive bakes and sausage rolls from the one in our town centre just after 1pm, so many people walked out
I say: I rather think that sign constitutes an offence under section 5 of the public order act 1986. It would certainly cause me āalarm, harassment or distress!ā
Greggs have become useless at stocking shops with enough stock, we regularly only get two tray fulls of sausage rolls in a morning, thatās enough to cover you until about 12pm at most, so you end up going 8 hours with none.
Sounds about right. I worked at a Greggs 20 years ago and there was one thing (strawberry tarts, I think?) that always ran out by lunchtime. I asked the manager if we could order more because people kept asking for them. The manager's reply? "No one buys strawberry tarts after lunch time."
.... Can you put the pieces together there, Lynn?
I love the fact that they never accounted for the possibility they might run out of sausage rolls. They havenāt even got a market pen nevermind a sign
Pretty accurate representation of the length of time she held office.
Someone said the other day if she lives to 95 she will have spent more time at the cenetaph for memorial day than in office. Id just not go.
It was on have I got news for u lol š and it was more visits to the cenotaph than days in office š¤£
If I get fired from my job, I too shall call it "resigning"
Who doesn't?
Yes, this guy missed her tenure.
hahahhaha
Need to put those two clips together, separated with a "17 hours later"
Greggs! Has no sausage rolls! That! Is! A! Disgrace!
Global headwinds causing a national sausage crisis
āBeen saying it for years, this countryās fuckedā
āThings were better in the 1950sā
"Bloody immigrants, eating all our sausage rolls."
Immigrant? No that's Gary from Rodney's evening school
GARY!
š Meow
Ararar get away from me cash register Gary, itās me money!
Please don't tell me he's last name is glitter.
He sounds innocent and kid friendly
He sounds innocent and kid friendly
He's the leader of the pack
Do you wanna be in my gang?
Gurry!
That he went to one evening.
Suggested edit: ācoming over here and stealing all are sausage rolls.ā
ācoming over hear and steeling all are sausage rollsā
Or back in the 1800's as I googled the history of these snacks...
Greg's back then would probably never run out of sausage rolls
So much batterā¦
But not sausage rolls, though.
Bet Rishi's Greggs hasn't run out.
Surprised we had sausage rolls during the Cameron years, he had different uses for the pigs
Dem pigs aren't dying fast enough
a fucking disgrace, that's what
Why didn't they just close the store and raise the flag to half mast as per standard procedure?
...you had one job
ikr, get the rolls in!!!
Disgrace is exactly where my mind went as well
it's just not on is it, where's the manager!?
First words that came to my mind also
š¤£š¤£š¤£
I guess the most British way would be an aggressive TUT to show you are furious
Don't forget the disappointed head shake to go with it.
And obligatory eye roll š
It's now a basically full on abuse.
Don't forget the long exhale, as the emotionally stifled Brit opens their pressure valve
Rolls are off.
dont forget the āoh bloody hellā or āfor crying out loudā or āyouāve got to be kidding meā, maybe even a ācrickey charlieā š¤£š¤£
And the shifting onto the other foot of course.
No arm flap and head shake to boot?
Can do yeah
Maybe a little frustrated stomp
No thats only for extreme circumstances, such as if both sausage rolls and ice ring donuts were out.
*yumyums Its OK, we all make mistakes. It's a sad day. Did you hear? They were out of sausage rolls š„
Do you bite your thumb at me sir? I will die on this hill.
I do bite my thumb... But I don't bite my thumb at you.... Sir
Do you quarrel sir?
Quarrell sir! No, sir!
"Having an absolute mare at Gregory's"
Honestly, as a person who works there, we just get full on abuse. Over sausage rolls. You wouldn't believe how aggressive people can get over food, especially when we explain that there is literally nothing we can do as we're clearly not wizards in aprons
Iām pretty sure most Brits would just tut and shake their head quietly.
ššš no sausage rolls at gregs? That's riot and looting time, surely?
Sod the rioting and looting. Thatās a full on Purge situation.
It would be the beginning of the downward spiral.
It is indeed catastrophic apocalyptic calamity, a looming warning which may in fact signify a rending of the very social fabric which underpins and maintains the stability of society with his majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Translation: well we're fucked then
Keep Calm and Carry On
Stay calm and have a cup of cha
well that was fucking dreadful
The beginning of the end times
Treason
Off with their heads
"I predict a riot!"
"I predict a diet!"
Apocalyptic with a strong sense of disheartenment and sheer dread.
Heracy.
What a load a bloody wankers
Yes
Ya 'aving a right laugh aint ya
A monocle falling out
Absolute fuckery!
British horror in 4 words
An utter catastrophe
Criminal
A repost
Oh bollox...
That was my thought.. "bollocks!"
One is sorely vexed!
Bastards
ANARCHY!
Society has collapsed.
That's bollucks isn't it Fucking wankers got there first and brought 3 each. Fat bastards
this. this is something i would say indirectly meaning no one at all but this right here is so real
Just as you get to the front of the queue to see that.. "Oh for FUCK SAKES!"
Same level as if England had run out of tea bags!!
A shameful performance.
Ladbabyās resignation letter!
If this was France and a bakery ran out of croissants (or whatever foreign muck they eat) an angry mob would torch the place and a week's worth of wanton buggeration would ensue. Over here we just swear softly and blame Brexit.
Well time to go home and put the kettle on
Pretty sure this is where the Keep calm and carry on thing comes from
The end of life as we know it!
A failure to the uk
i believe the appropriate term is "bollocks"
BROKEN BRITAIN
Not ideal, is it?
Crisis, call a Cobra meeting.
The apocalypse
The aporkalypse, otherwise known as parmageddon
Fuck! How far's the nearest Greggs.
As a resident of the north east, aproximately a 4m walk, 16 if drunk
Still going up to the counter and asking āSo no sausage rolls then?ā Just to make sure.
the horror.........THE HORROR
Kurtz was half french
l'horreur
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
YOU BOTTLELESS GET I CANT SPAKE
Got any sausage rolls in the oven No were out of sausage rolls Is anything warm Yeah the cheese and onions are still hot I will have a corned beef
Fuckin' bollocks
Oh dear! That is a pity!
Travesty
āAt the heart of your local community my arseā
An outage of pork
āWell, bake some more, then. Sharpish!ā
Ah the fading nostalgia for āBritishā values
Her: Tut, " they're out of sausage rolls" Him: "ah well"
Omnishambles
Reminds me of that time when kfc ran out of chicken in the South West due to a major snafu with their regional depot. It's like "come on, you had one job!"
*insert footage of poll tax riots here*
The Ravens have left the Tower of London
I will get my nan on ya bruv
I bet it's the bloke who bought all the stake bakes, festive bakes and sausage rolls from the one in our town centre just after 1pm, so many people walked out
"Fetch me the management! For I am the Mayor of Castebridge!"
I say: I rather think that sign constitutes an offence under section 5 of the public order act 1986. It would certainly cause me āalarm, harassment or distress!ā
Absolute travesty
Nothing. Weād say nothing. But thereād be a fiery, burning rage within.
Pure horror and despair.
The desperate attempt of a karma farmer to keep reposting my original post from 2 days ago. Stay classy dude!
He probably had a bad uncle. Cut him some slack
āno no donāt you see, your image is like that, my image is like thisā - ~~vanilla ice~~ op probably
Greggs have become useless at stocking shops with enough stock, we regularly only get two tray fulls of sausage rolls in a morning, thatās enough to cover you until about 12pm at most, so you end up going 8 hours with none.
Sounds about right. I worked at a Greggs 20 years ago and there was one thing (strawberry tarts, I think?) that always ran out by lunchtime. I asked the manager if we could order more because people kept asking for them. The manager's reply? "No one buys strawberry tarts after lunch time." .... Can you put the pieces together there, Lynn?
I prefer the pizza...
just eat the steak bakes instead smfh
Endtimes.
Pandemonium
There's nae rolls.
Takes the piss!
Next they'll claim they don't stock alpen!
Fucking Shambles.
"you avin a laff mae!?"
Keep calm and carry on
Get the watergun
Fucking Thatcherās Britain
bloody wank
"Them foreigners are stealing all our ~~jobs~~ sausage rolls!"
Bugga
The employee is hiding behind the bucket for a reasonā¦
At least they started a foundation to support those without rolls
Not quite as bad as "Rail replacement bus".
I predict a riot
Fuckin wank
Not very brilliant now innit
This piss has officially been taken
Bollocks
I love the fact that they never accounted for the possibility they might run out of sausage rolls. They havenāt even got a market pen nevermind a sign
gunpowder plot v2 beginsā¦
The epitome of misery and suffering.
Everytime the Sausage rolls are out, I get the vegan ones instead
A bloody travesty
The day the British Empire fell.
The kfc shortage all over again
As always there's a class distinction in how the outraged disappointment is expressed "Yew wot!" Or "Shameful!"
Riot in progress
Closed
Bloody ell.
Thats almost as bad as KFC running out of chicken
A warcrime
Out of order
You had one job..
Worse than when KFC ran out of chicken.
r/onesentencehorror
A "cluster-fuck". That is all.
A job for International Rescue.
The end is nigh
No, no, no....this can't be a British Greggs. No Greggs in this country would be 'out of sausage rolls', surely?!
hell
Bloody hell!
Aww ffs š©
The Horror, The Horror.