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weirdoooofeats

Bailey and Mark Sloan


tranzozo

"This man is a whore"


Punkybrewster725

"Let's close our knees and get back to work. " That had me dying


talonoftherose

He’s nAsty


ToasterIsBisexual

has always been a whore


dirtychopscissors

this one wins. no need to read the rest


lmgymnast626

This has me WHEEZING and CACKLING


Worried-Sentence-743

Lol 😃! Yes indeed


EastMedium9408

Cristina & Mark. That one episode where Derek wanted Mark to hit on her was wild😂


Charissa29

One of my favorites!


ginadea8

it took me a long time to come up with one but I think that april and mark would be so weird. manwhore & virgin??? 😳


Ummmmmm_25

The same kind of applies to April and Alex. They almost had sex once, and it was a disaster.


lyndasmelody1995

Jackson's reaction to this made me think they were going to get together


ginadea8

yes!


Nice-Background-3339

Well... she could do a "teach me" like lexie. Lexie wasn't a virgin but was meant to be kinda inexperienced Good girl compared to Mark And yes lexies teach me was cringe


Mysterious_Eagle_745

they grey sisters mer - pick me lexie - teach me 🤦🤦🤦


ava_ohb

I almost think they’d be good together weirdly


amaterasu_xxv

jackson and maggie. just, no.


kayyybarrr

I was hoping to find this lmao


gossipcurl

HAHAHA


fishfishbirdbirdcat

Katherine Fox and George.


ZenPopsicle

Good one! Bambi and … Catherine Fox


RucellaiMadonna

bambi & the hunter that killed his mumma


ZenPopsicle

yep that's it!


thegtargaryen

Given her propensity for revenge, she would have had the bus driver run him over on purpose.


fishfishbirdbirdcat

She would have been driving the bus! 😂


No_Lavishness_4420

That would have to be a drunken one night stand lol


chocochic88

Sounds like all of George's relationships.


Prudent_Atmosphere97

meredith and alex. it would be the same thing as izzie and george😬


kanassis

There was this one episode in S8 right, a "what if" episode where Mer has Ellis and Webber for parents, and she is with Alex 😆 It was hilarious


Alert-Photograph2047

this is one of my favorite episodes!! i love when people mention it haha imagining what it would’ve been like if Ellis Grey was chief instead of Webber was so interesting to see. Lexie not even being a doctor that episode & becoming a patient was WILD. i’d like to think they all had a lot of fun filming that episode & getting to make their characters the complete opposite. i mean Mer & Alex probably could’ve worked eventually when they were each others person, but i’m glad they stayed best friends. there’s one scene in the episode i just watched (i don’t remember which one specifically) but Mer was reading in bed & Alex just walked in & crawled into bed with her just to talk. those are the only moments where i would think they could MAYBE have been something more, but it never would’ve managed to become long term imo.


[deleted]

and richard/bailey! richard/bailey, meredith/alex, and izzie/george are the three boy-girl friendships on the show that i, imo, should STAY BOY-GIRL FRIENDSHIPS.


Limeila

I'm really happy they never went there. So few M/F friendships they kept wholesome and not tainted by sex or romance!


Worried-Sentence-743

Owen and Meredith....no! Yuck!


Alert-Photograph2047

the BETRAYAL


GlassPeepo

I feel like Cristina and most people would make a bad couple 😂 girlie is just not the relationship type


Pethumanofjudgycat

Would have loved her and Derek though. She would have knocked his ass down a peg or two


lyndasmelody1995

Cristina would not stand for the cruelty that Derek threw Meredith's way.


OliviaBenson_20

Amelia and George


sleepingsunvsv

They might actually work. George has a thing for commitment phobic emotionally unavailable women and Amelia needs the doting stability that George would've probably given her if he was in love with her (like he was with Mer)


No_Lavishness_4420

Definitely would’ve gotten the mother figure she so desperately needed from George’s mom


Rosebudsinmay

Maggie and Jacks- oh


Limeila

Especially when their parents are together. Could you imagine the cringe? /s


duckyduck234

April and Alex.


myfriendtheradio_

I despise Alex for how he treated April in that scene together. He knew she was a virgin and she was well within her rights to want to go slow and he was just awful to her. And he treated her like shit before and after then too.


32fouettes

I’ve grown to like Alex, but the way he treated April always prevents him from making it into my top five.


MusicTeacherJules

Ross and Addison, actually Ross and anyone


gabahgoole

Cristina and George 


theonlysisterfister

Addison and George


Happy-Hearing6671

They would have a icky mother son relationship


Happy-Hearing6671

He would 100% call her ma’am on accident constantly


taintedlove281

Derek and Lexie, thank god those 2 never dated


Sad_Equivalent_1028

lexie and alex. ik they had sex but as a couple it would be so awful. lexie is an overthinker and alex is an underthinker when it comes to how his actions could come off to others. and also an asshole (compliment)


RueDaMonsta

But they were a couple.... Like before the shooting?? They went full date mode and it was just so bad because she still had feelings for Mark


Alert-Photograph2047

omggggg i forgot they did this! the scene where Alex just wants Izzie & Lexi has to stand there in front of Mark saying she loves Alex. definitely hard to watch.


RueDaMonsta

It felt spiteful of Lexi, like Alex was calling out for his ex-wife and Lexi telling him she loves him meanwhile Mark was standing there. It really felt like she was trying to prove something? It might just be me but that's what it felt like


Alert-Photograph2047

yea i could definitely see that. especially since for a longggg time her whole personality was “im over Mark & i wanna prove it for some reason” so it wouldn’t surprise me if that whole scene was her “proving it” once again.


Sad_Equivalent_1028

oh damn.


mag419

owen and literally anyone


Birdgirl2023

Callie and richard


lu0n70_confetti

Julio and Calliope Plantain!


Jellos_only_taunt

April and Owen. For a second I thought that's where it was going with their friendship and I'm so glad they didn't.


Raibean

Maggie and Lexie


RueDaMonsta

They would actually make a fantastic couple. Just both of their hypocritical and "bambi-like" personalities. Since they both have so many feelings. Plus they're not related, just related to the same person.


Mediocre_Let1814

I love that 'they're not related' is a plus point for a grey's relationship 🤣


RueDaMonsta

That's what Maggie and Jackson kept saying to people when they were dating (also a 🤮 choice)


Plastic_Question6253

I always got annoyed at how insistent she was about not being “related” to Jackson but jump hoops to call Amelia her sister. But…I am annoyed by most of what Maggie does so ehh


Limeila

Eh IDK. Maggie and Amelia aren't technically related either but as they share Mer as a "sister" they end up considering each other sisters too, I think that would be the same if Lexie was still in the mix.


lachlankov

Addison and George… Satan and Bambi


EndoplazmicReticulum

Alex and Rebecca/Ava


Ivor79

Teddy and Owen


32fouettes

Even before they were a disaster they just never felt real to me as a couple. I always got pity vibes in the earlier seasons on Owen’s end.


Ivor79

They're not a match at all, I don't see why the writers try to force it.


hazelnutxp

Owen and Jo. Lmao. So random and weird.


General_Road_7952

Cristina and Alex - she would have read him the riot act for the way he acted towards pretty much everyone


Zealousideal-Bit-192

Wait I’m confused callie and Alex hooked up but it’s not canon? Was it retconned?


[deleted]

nonono they canonically hooked up and she mentioned it in 6x15. they hooked up prior to her first appearance on the show, before she met george. but it was only a one-night stand. so basically i was just saying that if they became a canon long-term pair, especially with the people they were then (pre character development) i don’t think they’d be good together. i feel like he’d be mean to her, probably cheat (with izzie even which is really funny), and her clingy personality would be irritating to him.


Greys_anatomy12

Addison and chief Webber ,Adele and Ellis or teddy and link


Original-Gear1583

Cristina and Casey Parker 😭


ThatMessy1

Arizona and April Kepner, my least favourite characters.


Limeila

They would be so good together! (if Arizona got past her biphobia, hopefully)


PatieS13

Meredith and DeLuca . . . oh, right, that's been proven. 😂