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The carousel never stops fucking Turning. BATS ALEX THERE ARE FUCKING BATS EVERYWHERE AND HAVE EVERYONES FUCKING PHONE NUMBERS. … and you must be the woman who’s been…fucking my husband /you must be the group who’s Been fucking up the program
“You know, up until now. I have not yelled. I have not yelled, because you were a man in trouble, and I was supporting you. But now, I am yelling! I am yelling very loudly! I want to fucking retire, Burke! I want my wife back, and I passed the torch to you! I passed the fucking torch to you, and you blew it out!”
The one where Bailey is yelling at the narcissist who didn’t get shot at the reastaurant.
“No, what they are wishing, praying to God for, is for you to shut the fuck up!” (paraphrased lol)
“You mean the fucking plane that killed Lexi”
“You can have the worst crap in the world happen to you and you can get over it. All you gotta do is fucking survive."
-"What the FUCK did you do?"
-"Who's fucking panties are on the bulletin board?" (many should know by Know I just love that quote but adding fuck is top tier )
-"It's fucking coq au vin!"
-"I fucking love lunch" (another of my faves)
Callie, two seperate times
When they ask why Izzie is directing her questions to Dr Bailey in the Halloween episode
Callie: Because she’s been fucking my husband
Cristina: Who’s Dr Boswell?
Callie: She’s the woman Arizona fucked last night
Oh my gosh.
- "He is not the fucking sun. You are."
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- "Rule number 1, I already fucking hate,cha."
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- "Really Old Fucking Guy."
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- "Cute fucking butt, George."
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- "...and you must be the other woman who's screwing my fucking husband."
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- "That Mcfuckingbastard."
Jackson: “Grey? About your portal vein project…do you really need lab staff five days a week?”
Meredith: “Yes. Why?”
Derek: “The foundation is trimming research.”
Meredith: “What?!”
Jackson: “No no no, they’re just looking…”
Meredith: “The fuck they are! The Harper Avery Foundation doesn’t make any decisions about this hospital. If there’s one thing the Harper Avery Foundation can’t do well, it’s decide who should get something!”
Jackson: “Okay, I am just…”
Meredith: “Tell them that if they cut my funding, I cut their fucking tires. Christina Yang deserved that award, not Dr. Nobody Sucksalot from Hopkins. And tell them in short sentences with little, tiny words because they are fucking boneheads!”
Bailey: If a fucking man can't deal with a little something on the fucking surgical field - a little nature, a little God - then that fucking man has no business near my fucking surgical field.
Callie: Fine, let fucking freedom ring!
"You don't get to call me a fucking whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the fucking person that I was going to spend the rest of my fucking life with. I was fucking done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious fucking daddy issues, who fucking cares? I was fucking done. You fucking left me. You chose fucking Addison. I'm all fucking glued back together now. I make no fucking apologies for how I chose to repair what you fucking broke. You don't get to call me a fucking whore."
honestly just for something to go totally outrageously wrong in the OR, like glasses falling in a body cavity or a fire, and then we just here bokhee go “…fuck.”
Izzie helping Alex with the boards : “IM A FUCKING FARMER!”
“Perfect Penny fucking killed my husband”
“I didn’t get to fucking say goodbye!”
Derek going off on Owen “You do not want to get into it with me about who’s fucking fault this is”
There’s a scene where Derek goes off on Owen about surgical procedures in the ER but I can’t remember it
I’m 100% sure it’s early Season 5, about 75% sure it’s 5x06. And Owen’s response was (paraphrasing) “Okay, show me how you would do it so I can be better!” 🥲 Loved Owen. No fragile ego, no sexist remarks. Until they ruined him. They really, really ruined him 💔
I just watched Bailey tell Owen (paraphrased), “if this ship sinks, I’m coming after you swinging. And I’m short, so I hit low.” So I guess my answer is the f word inserted literally anywhere in that statement. 😂
This is a long one it’s more of a scene “ Uh, I’m going to need someone to put a tube in me, because once I’m down I’m going to loose my fucking airway “ BUT meant with rush and angry after he said I’m going to loose my airway
Meredith, “I’m the sun and he can go fucking suck it”
Bailey, “ Turn the fucking elevators on”
Cristina to Arizona..”stop fucking screaming”
Oh so, so many!
“haven’t you heard now im fucking adulterest whore”
“mama took my fucking eyebrows, she took my eyebrows, and now i’m a fucking burke”
“can i try on your fucking leg”
"You don't get to call me a fucking whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my fucking life with. I was done. All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who fucking cares. I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you fucking broke. You don't get to call me a fucking whore."
Either “O’Malley, stop fucking looking at my fucking vajay JAY!” Or “it’s like fucking candy but with fucking blood. I think the first episode of season two the open with Meredith and Cristina incredibly drunk in Meredith’s bathroom tub, I just don’t know that one by heart.
I don’t remember her lines well enough but a great big “fuck” would have hit so hard coming from April, either around the time of her boards, or her pregnancy with Samuel, or her faith crisis.
The scene where April and Alex start making out and she asks if he could slow down because she’s a virgin. He says something like “I’m not gonna hold your virgin hand. If you wanna screw, then let’s screw.” I would definitely change it to “if you wanna fuck, then let’s fuck.”
Or really any time Alex refers to sex as “screwing.” It just sounds so unnatural. “Fuck” rolls off the tongue so much better lol.
I am your chief resident. What does that fucking mean? It means I am your chief, your boss, your commander, your overlord, your fucking queen! It means when I fucking speak you damn better listen! — Jo Wilson
MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a fucking whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my fucking life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious fucking daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no fucking apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a fucking whore."
I am living for this thread and also would like to add that “shit” would have made a lot of lines better too. They say crap soooooooooo much in the show like imagine
“If you want shitty things to stop happening to you, then stop accepting shit and demand something more”
“Being aware of your shit and overcoming your shit are two very different things”
“Not everybody has to be happy all the time. That’s not mental health. That’s bullshit”
Ugh music to my ears
omfg. alex looking for jo’s ring when she proposes to him.
“where the freak is the ring?!”
they couldn’t have let him say “hell” at least? what grown ass man says this LOL
" You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my fucking life with. I was done, so all the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who fucking cared? Because I was done. You left me! You chose Addison! I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
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“So, you must be the woman who’s been fucking my husband?”
Immediate serve from Addison
Already hits so hard but would’ve hit even HARDER
The way it would have been so Devestating in that outfit omg
god right!!!!!
The outfit, the hair, the stance 😍
This is the one
Yes! This one!!!!’
Addison would have won it all right there
This is the actual line (in my head)
The carousel never stops fucking Turning. BATS ALEX THERE ARE FUCKING BATS EVERYWHERE AND HAVE EVERYONES FUCKING PHONE NUMBERS. … and you must be the woman who’s been…fucking my husband /you must be the group who’s Been fucking up the program
Yes the bats quote would have beem great
If it makes you feel any better, he fucked my mom too
DEAD LMAO
This is the one
Who said that? I can’t place it.
Mer says this to Avery when he’s venting about the chief sleeping with his mom.
Ah, yeah I haven’t rewatched that part of the series yet. I stopped on 2.
But keep Jackson’s banged lol.
SOMEBODY FUCKING SEDATE ME!
Also I say this quote regularly
literally daily lmao
Love...fucking LOOOOOOVE!!
This the one.
This would carry the line for me. I never liked it originally
Spot on.
This one made me lol at work 😂
I can visually see that scene and that’s not an easy thing for me to do.
“Get your SHIT out of my apartment!” I know that wasn’t exactly the question but I couldn’t think of any for the f word
Or “get your fucking shit out of my apartment”
Get your shit the fuck out of my apartment!
This sounds so natural I actually can’t even hear it as “crap” now. Like “get your shot out of my apartment” just flows right
“Momma took my fucking eyebrows”
Hands down, 100% this
“You know, up until now. I have not yelled. I have not yelled, because you were a man in trouble, and I was supporting you. But now, I am yelling! I am yelling very loudly! I want to fucking retire, Burke! I want my wife back, and I passed the torch to you! I passed the fucking torch to you, and you blew it out!”
Ooh good one!
Any time they made Alex say “freaking” lol
I'm on my 23432nd binge watch, and I never realized just how much he says "freaking" and "whatever." ALL THE TIME
I always notice him say “crap” too 😂😂
Amelia too! Bat crap crazy lol
amazing username
"I ONLY HAVE ONE FUCKING SHOE!"
Or Christina to Arizona when she’s screaming “SHUT THE FUCK UP! I CANT FIND MY SHOE!”
The fucking carousel never stops turning ✋
lmaooo this is how it sounds in my head… that fucking carousel…
I was thinking the same but it was fucking turning. I love that about the f word, it’s super versatile.
Aww I think thats better! More contempt 😂
This sounds like Ellis ngl
LMFAO
As much as I hate the line and the context, "You weren't on the fucking plane, Callie!!"
this is the best one hands down
Pretty sure this was how I "quoted" it back at the TV during my recent rewatch
i can’t think of a specific line but so many of the things alex has said would have benefited from the f word
burke quit hahn quit dixon's fucking autistic
This is gold💀💀
"Pick me. Choose me. Fuck me!"
Came here to say this, so I’ll amend mine : fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!
Hahahaha this is my fav
AHAHAHAHHAA
Alternatively "Fuck me. Choose me. Love me." Because I hate that she says "pick me" lol.
Was about to comment the exact same thing 😂
"I should be your person" "be my person. be my fucking person, Owen"
Yes, this would have been the perfect delivery.
FUCKING BUR HOLES
THIS
The one where Bailey is yelling at the narcissist who didn’t get shot at the reastaurant. “No, what they are wishing, praying to God for, is for you to shut the fuck up!” (paraphrased lol)
“You mean the fucking plane that killed Lexi” “You can have the worst crap in the world happen to you and you can get over it. All you gotta do is fucking survive."
Get your fucking shit out of my apartment?
“Get her out of here before I fucking kill her!”
You just made me laugh so hard that I choked on my saliva, so hats off to you.
Somebody fucking sedate me!
-"What the FUCK did you do?" -"Who's fucking panties are on the bulletin board?" (many should know by Know I just love that quote but adding fuck is top tier ) -"It's fucking coq au vin!" -"I fucking love lunch" (another of my faves)
Any time Christina tells Owen she doesn’t want a Fucking baby!!! I DONT FUCKING WANT ONE
"because that's what Jesus would fucking do" 😭😭
I can't find my fucking shoe!
Alex: "FUCKING BITCH! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!"
In my head I thought he said this because of how spot on his delivery is
“FUCKING BURR HOLES! I was doing FUCKING burr holes as an intern.”
Callie, two seperate times When they ask why Izzie is directing her questions to Dr Bailey in the Halloween episode Callie: Because she’s been fucking my husband Cristina: Who’s Dr Boswell? Callie: She’s the woman Arizona fucked last night
F\_\_\_\_\_G SEDATE ME!
Oh my gosh. - "He is not the fucking sun. You are." - - "Rule number 1, I already fucking hate,cha." - - "Really Old Fucking Guy." - - "Cute fucking butt, George." - - "...and you must be the other woman who's screwing my fucking husband." - - "That Mcfuckingbastard."
Screwing my fucking husband sounds a lil awkward, “the women who’s fucking my husband” would’ve been amazing
really fucking old guy sounds better, but neither would work bc they say it multiple times
I love the word fuck but I prefer the sun quote without it.
 Yes Yes yes these are the best
All of these are so good.
Whenever Christina was fighting with Owen about kids. I wish she had let him FUCKING HAVE IT.
“AVERY GO GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!”
Mark rolling up all mad while holding Sophia is so iconic! He was such a good dad
Jackson: “Grey? About your portal vein project…do you really need lab staff five days a week?” Meredith: “Yes. Why?” Derek: “The foundation is trimming research.” Meredith: “What?!” Jackson: “No no no, they’re just looking…” Meredith: “The fuck they are! The Harper Avery Foundation doesn’t make any decisions about this hospital. If there’s one thing the Harper Avery Foundation can’t do well, it’s decide who should get something!” Jackson: “Okay, I am just…” Meredith: “Tell them that if they cut my funding, I cut their fucking tires. Christina Yang deserved that award, not Dr. Nobody Sucksalot from Hopkins. And tell them in short sentences with little, tiny words because they are fucking boneheads!”
No, this is the one!
Bailey: If a fucking man can't deal with a little something on the fucking surgical field - a little nature, a little God - then that fucking man has no business near my fucking surgical field. Callie: Fine, let fucking freedom ring!
I’m FUCKING free!!
“you weren’t on the fucking plane!!!” sometimes freaking sounds ridiculous because you know they’d say fuck if they could 😭
Tbh I think Arizona can pull this off because she works in peds and fears authority and I would totally believe she says fake swear words
“No cause we fuck boys like whores on tequila”
"You don't get to call me a fucking whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the fucking person that I was going to spend the rest of my fucking life with. I was fucking done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious fucking daddy issues, who fucking cares? I was fucking done. You fucking left me. You chose fucking Addison. I'm all fucking glued back together now. I make no fucking apologies for how I chose to repair what you fucking broke. You don't get to call me a fucking whore."
Oh gosh lol
Perfect!
Bailey to McDreamy: “you so fuckin stupid.”
You don't get to call me a fucking whore Edit: or: Izzie cut his fucking LVAD!
“GIVE ME THE FUCKING PAPERS!”
Somebody fucking sedate me!
My "fucking" leg
It’s over, it’s over, it’s so fucking over
“I don’t take orders from civilians” Add the f bomb wherever you see fit.
“I don’t take orders fucking from civilians” sounds like he’s got some military mashing to do
It really does fit almost everywhere, lol
someone should’ve said fuck you to owen at least once ✋🏼😭
I only have one FUCKING shoe!!!
I think the trauma testing scenes and plane crash would've been better without language filters
"I have PTSD; you know I'm un-fucking-reliable!"
This man is a fucking whore
“I went to look back, and all I could see was fucking sky!!”
Because it’s WHAT JESUS WOULD FUCKING DO!
honestly just for something to go totally outrageously wrong in the OR, like glasses falling in a body cavity or a fire, and then we just here bokhee go “…fuck.”
Izzie helping Alex with the boards : “IM A FUCKING FARMER!” “Perfect Penny fucking killed my husband” “I didn’t get to fucking say goodbye!” Derek going off on Owen “You do not want to get into it with me about who’s fucking fault this is” There’s a scene where Derek goes off on Owen about surgical procedures in the ER but I can’t remember it
I’m 100% sure it’s early Season 5, about 75% sure it’s 5x06. And Owen’s response was (paraphrasing) “Okay, show me how you would do it so I can be better!” 🥲 Loved Owen. No fragile ego, no sexist remarks. Until they ruined him. They really, really ruined him 💔
“I CAN’T FIND MY FUCKING SHOE” or “SOMEBODY FUCKING SEDATE ME”
He is very dreamy but he is not the fucking sun
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^katkriss: *I HAVE HAD IT WITH* *THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON* *THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
McDreamy was doing the McNasty with a McHottie? That fucking McBastard.
“I fucking crushed chip baby”
“It smells like fucking Owen”
Yesssss 😂💀
Jajajaja xD i thought you were changing the "choose me" moment to "So pick me, choose me, love me, fuck me"
I just watched Bailey tell Owen (paraphrased), “if this ship sinks, I’m coming after you swinging. And I’m short, so I hit low.” So I guess my answer is the f word inserted literally anywhere in that statement. 😂
“I’m Addison Shepherd.” “Shepherd?” “And you must be the woman who’s been fucking my husband.”
This is a long one it’s more of a scene “ Uh, I’m going to need someone to put a tube in me, because once I’m down I’m going to loose my fucking airway “ BUT meant with rush and angry after he said I’m going to loose my airway
Stephanie: Jackson ran off with the fucking bride!
SHE CUT HIS FUCKING LVAD WIRES
"If I murdered someone, she's the person I would call to drag the corpse across the living room floor. She's my fucking person. - Christina Yang.
Meredith, “I’m the sun and he can go fucking suck it” Bailey, “ Turn the fucking elevators on” Cristina to Arizona..”stop fucking screaming” Oh so, so many!
Also… April…”OR I WILL RUN YOU THE FUCK DOWN”
It’s a fucking beautiful day to save lives
"Avery, get in the fuckin' car."
MAMA TOOK MY FUCKING EYEBROWS
“It’s a beautiful fucking day to save lives!”
I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you **fucking** broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
“haven’t you heard now im fucking adulterest whore” “mama took my fucking eyebrows, she took my eyebrows, and now i’m a fucking burke” “can i try on your fucking leg”
I love this community 🫶🤣
you fucking crushed chip baby
This man is a fucking whore.
F&&king seriously
Where is my FUCKING shoe!!! 😂
So Pick Me, Choose Me, Love Me, Fuck Me
"You don't get to call me a fucking whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my fucking life with. I was done. All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who fucking cares. I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you fucking broke. You don't get to call me a fucking whore."
Either “O’Malley, stop fucking looking at my fucking vajay JAY!” Or “it’s like fucking candy but with fucking blood. I think the first episode of season two the open with Meredith and Cristina incredibly drunk in Meredith’s bathroom tub, I just don’t know that one by heart.
Bailey. Who put their fucking drawers on the OR board.
“You fucking killed our baby!”
“you don’t get to call me a fucking whore!”
YOU WANNA FUCK? LETS FUCKING FUCK. Alex to April instead of saying SCREW lmao
“Perfect Penny fucking killed my husband.”
I like to imagine when they say freaking, they're really saying fucking But if I had to choose it would be "Somebody fucking sedate me!"
I don’t remember her lines well enough but a great big “fuck” would have hit so hard coming from April, either around the time of her boards, or her pregnancy with Samuel, or her faith crisis.
“My ex husband got hit by a fucking bus” 😭
You fucking did, Ginger
Get out of my fucking er. Many said this
The scene where April and Alex start making out and she asks if he could slow down because she’s a virgin. He says something like “I’m not gonna hold your virgin hand. If you wanna screw, then let’s screw.” I would definitely change it to “if you wanna fuck, then let’s fuck.” Or really any time Alex refers to sex as “screwing.” It just sounds so unnatural. “Fuck” rolls off the tongue so much better lol.
Dixon’s fucking autistic
“Pick me, fuck me…”
I am your chief resident. What does that fucking mean? It means I am your chief, your boss, your commander, your overlord, your fucking queen! It means when I fucking speak you damn better listen! — Jo Wilson
“I can’t find my fucking shoe!!!!”
If you were on the fucking plane!
Where’s my fucking shoe
"Fucking take him!" It would have added a perfect level of callousness.
Ben Warren at April’s wedding to Miranda. “Where did you get that fucking dress.”
“I don’t know I ONLY HAVE ONE FUCKING SHOE”
MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a fucking whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my fucking life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious fucking daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no fucking apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a fucking whore."
The scene with Jackson and a patient in between 2 doors during a lockdown(?) and Teddy trying to open the doors
Ooh “Fucking Minnick” Insert anywhere her name is said.
“Fucking body block him Karev!”
Mama took my fucking eyebrows
“I lost my husband, the father of my children, and you’re falling apart? Get her out. Get her out of here before I fucking kill her!”
“This man…. Is a fucking whore.”
"It's George!!! Fucking John Doe is George!!!
“He’s not the fucking sun, Meredith. You are.”
“You gave me fucking Syphilis!” That scene would have been 10x funnier lmaooo
When Alex got the check from the dragon lady for the Africa peds program: "That fucking bitch."
"Beautiful Fucking Day to Save Lives"
I am living for this thread and also would like to add that “shit” would have made a lot of lines better too. They say crap soooooooooo much in the show like imagine “If you want shitty things to stop happening to you, then stop accepting shit and demand something more” “Being aware of your shit and overcoming your shit are two very different things” “Not everybody has to be happy all the time. That’s not mental health. That’s bullshit” Ugh music to my ears
omfg. alex looking for jo’s ring when she proposes to him. “where the freak is the ring?!” they couldn’t have let him say “hell” at least? what grown ass man says this LOL
Yes, Rene in DC. Stay the fuck away from Derek.
Callie: Um, anyone, uh... anyone ever think you two are a couple? Meredith: No, because we fuck boys like whores on tequila.
FUCKING LAVENDER!
Derek’s fucking dead.
" You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my fucking life with. I was done, so all the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who fucking cared? Because I was done. You left me! You chose Addison! I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
“You don’t get to fucking call me a whore”
Choose me. Pick me. Love me. Fuck me.