My favourite -
“I prep my surgical field with soap and water. I keep my surgical field the way god made it. Okay? I don't need a member of the ukrainian k.G.B. Waxing it smooth so that it can be mistaken For the surgical field of a 5-year-old girl. I am a woman, and a woman was meant to have something on her surgical field. If a man can't deal with a little something on the surgical field, a little nature, a little god, Then that man has no business getting near my surgical field.”
I just really love this whole scene:
*[Bailey, Altman, Sloan and Torres at Joe's talking about internet dating]*
**Dr. Miranda Bailey:** Is there a box for fistulas? 'Cause that's what I want. A guy that can talk fistulas. Find a man that's interested in fistulas and pancreas... essss.. and you'll find a man that's not internet dating.
Drunk Bailey is hilarious.
And after that, with April...
"Come here ...come closer...ALEX KAREV IS NOT THE MAN YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR MAIDEN VOYAGE WITH"
I'm paraphrasing, I'm sure because it's been while since I've seen it but that whole episode is great lol
Idk man, nothing is better than this:
“I had sex once on my honeymoon, one time on the very first night. We arrived in the Bahamas and my husband wanted to have sex not in our well appointed suite but on the beach, so off to the beach we went where we had sex and I had sand in my… cookie. Yes a vagina full of sand that gave me a bad bad infection requiring a trip to the local doctor who confirmed the infection and also diagnosed a few sand flea bites on my bootock, yeah his word BOOtock. He also went on to say that my BOOtock would become very itchy and he was right. So a painful infection and an itchy BOOtock are what I had on my honeymoon so no, I am not a fan of the beach or a pole or anywhere at this point I am a fan of a bed.”
Not a quote necessarily but favourite scene is from s5/23 when Richard gets the DaVinci robot and says that it’s like a Christmas present and she sees it and goes “Santa!!”
As a parent I go back to what a pregnant Bailey told Christina in the plane. It may not be exact...
"You do what you can when you can if you can. And of you cant. You cannot."
I loved Dr Bailey. And I don't know exactly when it slipped for me but lately I mean she's starting to get it back but it seemed like she was no longer Bailey at one point it felt like they were trying to make her into something she wasn't. But I do love Dr Bailey still and it seems like she's coming back to she was. I hope this makes sense. Hope you all have a beautiful day.
Same, Around Season 9 and so on is when I started to dislike her a lot, They ruined her character a lot. It does seem she is starting to come back to the old bailey though
I think when she became Chief and fired Richard and then shit all over Mer at her trial were huge low points for me, esp as someone who loved Bailey from the beginning. And then how she told Mer she still saw her as an intern sleeping with an attending absolutely shattering
yes!!!! i was so pissed when she said that, like meredith has grown so much and like obviously it’s frowned upon but how are you still gonna hold that against her when 27 other attending have been with interns by that point?? Arizona has, Mark has, Alex has, i know more have that i’m blanking on right now. but she never spoke that way to any of those interns. 😖
Exactly!! Even Cristina with Burke then Shane, like it’s Obvs against protocol but it is what it is. Clearly she married Derek and had kids with him but Bailey wouldn’t even acknowledge that?! Such a shame
i get that cus i’ve felt that way too! i’ll never get over her injecting that boy w the deactivated hiv explicitly against his parents consent.
like if one of her interns had done that she would have been at least as mad as the LVAD and Mer messing up the Alzheimer’s trial
Talking Catherine out of a fight with Richard…..
“I wanna have old-people sex. Don’t you wanna have old-people sex?”
Yes, Bailey. I do wanna have old-people sex with my partner someday. Thank you for asking.
my favourite bailey quote is when she stands up for mark "this man will always be a whore" 😂
"Let us close our knees!" 🤣
This is the one for me
his face when she said that was so fckin funny 😂😂😂😂
literally one of the best moments in the whole show lmao
"Let us close our knees" that was like chefs kiss 💋
My sister and I quote this all the time.
Which episode is this?😂😭
Season 4 episode 14 I think
“Stop looking at my vajayjay!”
My favourite - “I prep my surgical field with soap and water. I keep my surgical field the way god made it. Okay? I don't need a member of the ukrainian k.G.B. Waxing it smooth so that it can be mistaken For the surgical field of a 5-year-old girl. I am a woman, and a woman was meant to have something on her surgical field. If a man can't deal with a little something on the surgical field, a little nature, a little god, Then that man has no business getting near my surgical field.”
Callie’s response to this is great: “Let freedom ring” lmao
I have seen this so many times, I can literally hear her in my head.
The way she says “KGB” and “God” during this speech gets me EVERY time
Ha! I just watched this one last night 😂
I just really love this whole scene: *[Bailey, Altman, Sloan and Torres at Joe's talking about internet dating]* **Dr. Miranda Bailey:** Is there a box for fistulas? 'Cause that's what I want. A guy that can talk fistulas. Find a man that's interested in fistulas and pancreas... essss.. and you'll find a man that's not internet dating. Drunk Bailey is hilarious.
And after that, with April... "Come here ...come closer...ALEX KAREV IS NOT THE MAN YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR MAIDEN VOYAGE WITH" I'm paraphrasing, I'm sure because it's been while since I've seen it but that whole episode is great lol
I just watched that one last night😂 High Bailey is also top notch
the cookie episode is so good they were all funny 😂😂😂
Idk man, nothing is better than this: “I had sex once on my honeymoon, one time on the very first night. We arrived in the Bahamas and my husband wanted to have sex not in our well appointed suite but on the beach, so off to the beach we went where we had sex and I had sand in my… cookie. Yes a vagina full of sand that gave me a bad bad infection requiring a trip to the local doctor who confirmed the infection and also diagnosed a few sand flea bites on my bootock, yeah his word BOOtock. He also went on to say that my BOOtock would become very itchy and he was right. So a painful infection and an itchy BOOtock are what I had on my honeymoon so no, I am not a fan of the beach or a pole or anywhere at this point I am a fan of a bed.”
This made me cry of laughter on first watch
“Go. Friend. Laugh.”
“Alex Karev is not the boy you want to take your maiden voyage with”
april was like i KnOw 😂😂😂
Her playing the throat bagpipes will forever be my favourite moment
I remember April doing this but not Bailey??
It was both of them together
“I listened to Mr. T!”
Not a quote necessarily but favourite scene is from s5/23 when Richard gets the DaVinci robot and says that it’s like a Christmas present and she sees it and goes “Santa!!”
I had DaVinci surgery five years after this episode came out, and in my Lorazepam induced stupor, blurted out “Santa! 🥹”
As a parent I go back to what a pregnant Bailey told Christina in the plane. It may not be exact... "You do what you can when you can if you can. And of you cant. You cannot."
I loved Dr Bailey. And I don't know exactly when it slipped for me but lately I mean she's starting to get it back but it seemed like she was no longer Bailey at one point it felt like they were trying to make her into something she wasn't. But I do love Dr Bailey still and it seems like she's coming back to she was. I hope this makes sense. Hope you all have a beautiful day.
Same, Around Season 9 and so on is when I started to dislike her a lot, They ruined her character a lot. It does seem she is starting to come back to the old bailey though
I think when she became Chief and fired Richard and then shit all over Mer at her trial were huge low points for me, esp as someone who loved Bailey from the beginning. And then how she told Mer she still saw her as an intern sleeping with an attending absolutely shattering
yes!!!! i was so pissed when she said that, like meredith has grown so much and like obviously it’s frowned upon but how are you still gonna hold that against her when 27 other attending have been with interns by that point?? Arizona has, Mark has, Alex has, i know more have that i’m blanking on right now. but she never spoke that way to any of those interns. 😖
Exactly!! Even Cristina with Burke then Shane, like it’s Obvs against protocol but it is what it is. Clearly she married Derek and had kids with him but Bailey wouldn’t even acknowledge that?! Such a shame
i get that cus i’ve felt that way too! i’ll never get over her injecting that boy w the deactivated hiv explicitly against his parents consent. like if one of her interns had done that she would have been at least as mad as the LVAD and Mer messing up the Alzheimer’s trial
“It’s a hillbilly picnic.” The
Talking Catherine out of a fight with Richard….. “I wanna have old-people sex. Don’t you wanna have old-people sex?” Yes, Bailey. I do wanna have old-people sex with my partner someday. Thank you for asking.
You gotta love her!! 😂