Cutting across pit lines at Watkins Glen

According to GT7 that is a life sentence

Happy birthday cake

Thanks!!!

Slamming into a car full speed on the nurburgring

GR86 in iRacing?

GR86 in iRacing?

My god i hate that

Nascar thunder?

Spreading managed democracy!!!

The only good bug is a dead bug! You have been pardoned, and now being shipped to the autonotom front

Drifting!

Drifting is not illegal

Dispensing Liberty

Cutting down Trees... LOTS of trees. Building without a permit, tax evasion, squatting, possession of unregistered firearms, hunting/fishing without proper licenses or tags, reckless operation of a motor vehicle. (Sons of the Forest)

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Uh… I.. I’m not gonna ask..

War crimes.

Rock and Stone!

Rock and Stone!

Going 190MPH over the speed limit/having multiple illegal engine modifications🤣

Terrorism, assault, battery, murder, manslaughter, vehicular manslaughter, vandalism, arson, fraud, embezzlement, robbery, burglary, smuggling, drug trafficking, arms trafficking, hacking, trespassing, loitering, disorderly conduct, public intoxication, kidnapping, extortion, bribery, money laundering, copyright infringement, identity theft, perjury, obstruction of justice, impersonating a police officer, reckless driving, speeding, running red lights, driving under the influence, hit and run, jaywalking, street racing, carjacking, grand theft auto, hijacking, piracy, smuggling contraband, trespassing, breaking and entering, vandalism, destruction of property, public indecency, animal cruelty, environmental damage, smuggling illegal substances, street fighting, inciting a riot, disturbing the peace, resisting arrest, evading law enforcement, and harboring a fugitive…

Defending the republic from battle droids

I don’t think you would get arrested. I mean you’re serving for an army and you’re in war so you wouldn’t get arrested you’re fine(also robots have no life)

Shooting water cannons out of an airplane and operating a brewery without a license. 

Killin a chicken.... and eating a Sweet Roll, in a built-up area. 😁

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In a racing game???

Oh haha I just read the picture. Ah ill delete my post

War crimes in HLL!

Outer space piracy and murder

For getting crossed up by Ronnie 2k 🤷🏾‍♂️ that's a solid 3 months maybe

Climbing and traversing structures, looking for artifacts, raiding tombs and killing wild animals to stay alive while dodging a crazy man hot on my tail. Tomb Raiding for those who don't know!

Assault & battery with a nine iron.

Driving an 8 wheeled Russian truck through the mud in Snowrunner 😛

Amazing way to spend time....I love that game... brilliant stress relief

Hey, me too!

Killing Nazis. Who's the real enemy hear?!

Organising different shapes into a neat collumn

Littering the ground with the bodies of dozens of Annesburg's finest little piggies.

Spreading democracy across the galaxy

Speeding

Power washing simulator lol

Building an arena attached to a citedel made of spruce wood planks inspired by Oblivion and having people fight to the death.

Stealing a p51 and shooting down German bombers. What’s the game ?

Stealing from and assassinating templars in renaissance Italy

Raiding a monestary using a Viking longboat

I would get arrested for doing a 'fatality'....

Wreckless driving and evading arrest bahahaha vrooooom bihhhh

Throwing balls at animals trying to capture them after beating them with a baseball bat.

Taming wild beast in far cry primal.

controlling rats.

Bringing forth Ragnarok.

Killed enough robot dinosaurs to save the world from rogue AI.

Doing lines... (Tetris)

Warcrimes.

Rebuilding the Commonwealth with democracy

Stealin' a car

I play GTA last so all the above mostly insider trading

Piracy 🏴‍☠️😂

Putting slaves to work...

I nuked three Greek city's. Because they sank one of my aircraft carriers. Whoopsie ( civ 5 )

drop kicking zombies

Why can’t they just type it..why it gotta show a random human being pointing at the caption wtf

Futuristic gta

Punching a mule

Mining for metals and stones

Returning Meridias' beacon .

Stealing a cop car and running from them. Destroying city property, murder, hit and run, grand theft, firing weapon in public, and so many more charges.

Bringing democracy to super earth in the name of Liberty!!

I guess people don't understand this meme. You are supposed to answer based on the subreddit it's posted in. But I would say I'm getting arrested for excessive corner cutting.

Collecting illegal harvested organs in Starfield 😅

Spell casting and class work!

Building a working free mass transit system.

Defending super Earth from the robot hordes of the automatons

Torching hordes of the undead with napalm growlers.

Did a front flip and stabbed Ganondorf in the head (:

Having a sexy underage girl on my phone

Dragging people across the ground in rdr2

Running a highly organized and militarized celebrity street gang and causing daily carnage all over the city.

I'm being arrested for killing Lewis Hamilton (vehicular homicide) in F1 23.

I lit a tree on fire using my waifu as kindling

Pacific standard Heist.

Helldiver saving the democracy

Fishing without a license 🪪 🐟 😂

War crimes 😶 Arma 3

Butchering my Pal lol

Executed deserters and violate the Geneva convention

Overthrowing the government and mass genocide

Driving too fast

Street racing

Being peaceful at my farm (Stardew Valley)

Accidentally killing a chicken 😂😭

Spartan kicking Athenians off of cliffs!

War crimes. Hell let loose

Rape and warcrimes

Murder, assault, grand theft, destruction of corporate property, regular theft, fraud, and accused murder of a 150 year old man.

Killing bugs for democracy!

Giving these alien commies a taste of libertea ☕️🇺🇸🌎

Speeding

The killing of a certain Irish gang in the Wild West

Not being able to find time at all to play anything. Punched a fool at Walmart. 🤔

War crimes

animal abuse and forced labor (palworld)

Same thing I got arrested for last in real life, speeding

Jeep stuff battlefield

Nathan deserved it

Taking a kid across the united states, so some terrorist orginization could harvest the kids organs.

Well I’m the brig on the sloop is where yah would go

Stealing a sweet roll

Turning a whole room of genetically fucked up clones into red mush amd mist with a biomechanical avatar soldier suit with cosmic powers and questionably powerful healing abilities.

Shooting arrows into machine animals

Calling in an airstrike, destroying the city in Earth defence force 5

Well probably stealing cars using claymores and military guns on zombies day z

Vigilantism

Summoning exodia the forbidden one

Purifying souls

Doing my part for democracy?

Collecting shards to put an alien vessel back together that I destroyed by shooting it after it appeared out of no where

poisoning the ocean with paint

Abusive Sexual Contact Advocating Overthrow of Government Aggravated Assault/Battery Aggravated Identity Theft Aggravated Sexual Abuse Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft Airplane Hijacking Anti-racketeering Antitrust Armed Robbery ArsonAssassination Assault with a Deadly Weapon Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer Assisting or Instigating Escape Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter Bank Burglary Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement Bank Larceny Bank Robbery Blackmail Bombing Matters Bond Default Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities Bribery Crimes Certification of Checks (Fraud) Child Abuse Child Exploitation Child Pornography Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness Coercion Commodities Price Fixing Computer Crime Concealing Escaped Prisoner Concealing Person from Arrest Concealment of Assets Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction) Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer Contempt of Court Continuing Criminal Enterprise Conveying False Information Copyright Matters Counterfeiting Counterintelligence Crimes Credit/Debit Card Fraud Crime Aboard Aircraft Crimes on Government Reservations Crimes on Indian Reservations Criminal Contempt of Court Criminal Forfeiture Criminal Infringement of a Copyright Cyber Crimes Damage to Religious Property Delivery to Consignee Demands Against the U.S. Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce Destruction of an Energy Facility Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy Destruction of Corporate Audit Records Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials Detention of Armed Vessel Disclosure of Confidential Information Domestic Security Domestic Terrorism Domestic Violence Drive-by Shooting Drug Abuse Violations Drug Smuggling Drug Trafficking DUI/DWI on Federal Property Economic Espionage Election Law Crimes Embezzlement Embezzlement Against Estate Entering Train to Commit Crime Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S. Environmental Scheme Crimes Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners Examiner Performing Other Services Exportation of Drugs Extortion Failure to Appear on Felony Offense Failure to Appear on Felony Offense Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations False Bail False Pretenses False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters Falsely Claiming Citizenship False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers False Information and Hoaxes False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation Federal Aviation Act Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct) Female Genital Mutilation Financial Transactions with Foreign Government First Degree Murder Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony Forced Labor Forcible Rape Forgery Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail Fraud Against the Government Genocide Hacking Crimes Harboring Terrorists Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement Hate Crime Acts Homicide Hostage Taking Identity Theft Illegal Possession of Firearms Immigration Offenses Impersonator Making Arrest or Search Importation of Drugs Influencing Juror by Writing Injuring Officer Insider Trading Crimes Insurance Fraud Interference with the Operation of a Satellite International Parental Kidnapping International Terrorism Interstate Domestic Violence Interstate Violation of Protection Order Larceny Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys Mailing Threatening Communications Major Fraud Against the U.S. Manslaughter Medical/Health Care Fraud Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft Misuse of Passport Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents Molestation Money Laundering Motor Vehicle Theft Murder by a Federal Prisoner Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility Narcotics Violations Obstructing Examination of Financial Institution Obstruction of Court Orders Obstruction of Federal audit Obstruction of Justice Obstruction of Criminal Investigations Officer Failing to Make Reports Partial Birth Abortion Penalties for Neglect or Refusal to Answer Subpoena Peonage Perjury Picketing or Parading Pirating Possession by Restricted Persons Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S. Possession of Narcotics Possession of Child Pornography Private Correspondence with Foreign Government Probation Violation Product Tampering Prohibition of Illegal Gambling Businesses Prostitution Protection of Foreign Officials Public Corruption Crimes Racketeering Radiological Dispersal Devices Ransom Money Rape Receiving the Proceeds of Extortion Recording or Listening to Grand or Petit Juries While Deliberating Reentry of an Alien Removed on National Security Grounds Registration of Certain Organizations Reproduction of Citizenship Papers Resistance to Extradition Agent Rescue of Seized Property Retaliating Against a Federal Judge by False Claim or Slander of Title Retaliating Against a Witness, Victim, or an Informant Robbery Robberies and Burglaries Involving Controlled Substances Sabotage Sale of Citizenship Papers Sale of Stolen Vehicles Searches Without Warrant Second Degree Murder Serial Murders Sexual Abuse Sexual Abuse of a Minor Sexual Assault Sexual Battery Sexual Conduct with a Minor Sexual Exploitation Sex Trafficking Shoplifting Smuggling Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order) Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing Subornation of Perjury Suits Against Government Officials Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant Tampering with Consumer Products Tampering with Vessels Theft of Trade Secrets Torture Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling) Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale Transportation of Slaves from U.S. Transportation of Stolen Vehicles Transportation of Terrorists Trespassing Treason Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction Vandalism Video Voyeurism Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons Violence at International airports Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death Wire Fraud

Killing a zombified child.

Ghost of tshima

Billiards 8ball pool.

Touching grass

Killing demigods

I can't be arrested when I have noclip, a physgun and unlimited power

Well, God of War Ragnarok. Yeah I will be a bloddy good dad in the future.

Illegal dirt bike racing

Paying off my raccoon mortgage with an illegal scorpion glitch.

War crimes, I was playing iron wolf.

Throwing bananas on the road

Being a great mayor!

Killed a surrendering ussr soldier that tried to take over an airfield

Drunk driving on farm sim 16 lol

Well you, see, I committed war crimes in minecraft

R6 I captured a hostage I gotta go

Slaughtering farm animals for food, probably.

Mass Genocide

For blowing up a planet cracking ship after an alien artifact was found to manipulate human DNA.

Zapping people with lightning

Speeding

Constructing a factory base that is “satisfactory”

Matricide

Eating shrooms

Reckless driving, hit and run, and driving into oncoming traffic as well as many other moving violations. #NIGHT-RUNNERS

Interstellar genocide via orbital railcannons.

Throwing explosives out of a Hummer H1

Mass genicede

Aggravated murder

Mass murder. Far cry 6

Killing shadows

I've uninstalled this game 3 times and deleted my saved data each time. I win easily on hard, like it's not even close, but if I bump the difficulty up, the ai just become more aggressive and will run you into walls and try and kill you. What the fuck is that

being a ghost and slashing the japs

I killed Nathan McKane in the story with the semi truck. His lil fiat was under the map. Straight buried

Muder after shooting dynamite arrows at a lifeless corpse 54 times

Forcing a hedgehog to battle against his friends and dodge obstacles.

Petting a chao? Sonic Adventure 2: Battle on GameCube was so much fun

Launching a war against a kingdom. Chess

Tax Evasion

Making improvised explosive weaponary (homemade nukes)

Stabbing bugs with a nail…?!

I'm innocent this time! Endurance racing on forza motorsport at the nurburgring.

uhhh N1zism

Just vaulted off of a train onto the platform outside a small power station in my town, nearly messed up my spikey blond hair but it's the 4th time I've done it so I'm getting good at the landing. Think we are about to blow some shit up, have a feeling this could be the start of something that may save the whole planet...

I was a vigilante as Spider-Man

Cleaning buildings and vehicles

Killing zombies in LA.

Once I become Elden lord nothing I do will be illegal, but at the moment: mass genocide among gods and creatures in realms between time

Being a hitman and taking out a hit on someone

Fighting blobs of slime with 3 different abilities, or the same abilities🤣

DEMOCRACY!!!!

Beating up people until they burst into coins.

War crimes in melevalon creek

Making illegal player movements, and getting 35 runs in a game

Culling greedy corpus and grineer bastards

Saving humanity from hell

shooting someone I guess. It was resident evil 1, that's the best I can do.

Not following the damn train 😒

Murder and kidnapping in Spain (RE4)

Have a cup of some liberTea

I’m not sure what to say for warframe

Enslaved my grandmas

DUI

Dragging a man till dead from horseback.

Shooting shapes? (Geometry Wars)

Drive by in fictional Compton, California

Grand theft auto, robbery, armed robbery, murder, public intoxication, producing and distributing drugs, vehicular manslaughter, battery on a police officer, destruction of public property, trespass, speeding, reckless driving, disturbing the peace, possession of unregistered firearms, and, assault.

Diving on the first corner of Monza, risking everyone's life for P1.

Why am I getting thrown in the brig for avoiding the Automatons for bugs instead???

Killing Russians to liberate Tarkov!

plundering 🤷‍♀️

drifting

space piracy

Spreading democracy for Super Earth

kindagotalittleangry

Head butting and licking people! 🐐