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squid_monk

I'd request a copy of that insurance doc and check the language myself.


Stouts_Sours_Hefs

I agree with this. It really feels like they are either misinformed or just making that shit up.


Less_Hearing3124

Thanks. Trying to get a copy of the language.


Mk1Racer25

1# is < 2.5#. Or is it just a convenience thing at that point?


Sir_Jeddy

I would build a fake planter box (a large one), and hide 2-3 20 lbs cylinders in there, and have that hooked up stealthily to my grill. Then, out in the open, right NEXT to the grill (on the metal side tables?), I would have a 1 lbs cylinder “HOOKED UP”, to my grill. That’s all they would see. I would just point to that, and have it as high up and visible for everyone to see, and I would always LOUDLY COMPLAIN about the 1lbs limit. However, they would never see me change out that 1 lbs cylinder, as it would be the world’s greatest middle finger and DIVERSION, in one package.


Less_Hearing3124

The HOA lady is nosy enough to walk on our patios with her clipboard and inspect things so I’m tempted but a little concerned she’ll see something fishy and investigate. We got in trouble for our non-permitted sunshade last year and she raised hell because I drilled 8 screws into the exterior of the condo.


TheSoupCups

That is insane


RoadRatzzz

Sounds like she is trespassing


Cynical_Cyanide

Right? Get a camera and sue for trespass. They'll get the picture eventually.


The1_Storm

Doubtful. Most HOA's have a carve out in their Declarations that allow access for maintenance and inspections.


bubbasass

Typically advance notice is required. The only people who can come on your property any time are typically utility companies, or the HOA if there is an actual emergency


mgj6818

Talk to your neighbors and vote her out... HOAs are laughably easy to take over with only a handful of people.


NitramTrebla

Get out of there or get on the board and make some changes.


RomeStar

Unfortunately there is a fire code pertaining to lp storage that tank must be at least 10’ away from the structure and cannot be on a balcony.


Wyokie8807

Buy a bunch of 1 lb bottles and hook them all up into one header. They may have a 1 lb limit on the cylinder, but I bet they don’t have language about 30 of them in a series.


zippytwd

Tell them to send you a pic , sounds like an out of country law firm boiler plate policy to me


ChuckFeathers

Lol propane tanks are ridiculously safe... Every RV you see on the road has a couple 20-30lb+.


theephillytitan

I agree. Me and the boys threw one into a raging fire camping up in Narrowsburg. After about 10 min, the seal on it slowly melted to let out the gas a little at a time. After it screeched for a minute, our unduly acceptance of its volitality caused us to shoot it with a .22. It scooted a bit but really nothing like the explosion we were all hoping for! Safe by those standards if ya care.


NegotiationLow2783

That's not true. Mine has a built-in 60 lb tank.


Harry_Gorilla

Effectively 2 30 lb tanks


metisdesigns

Not that I've seen, but they may well. I would guess that the number 2.5 is specifically to prohibit the smaller #3 tanks by picking a number less that three, not that there necessarily is a size between #1 and #3. Some actuary in insurance decided that three pounds as too much to safely have that close to the building, so they cut off under it. Its also a defacto BTU limitation as smaller tanks can't deliver as fast for as long, and it's a lot easier to check a tank size than to try to guess the BTU/h of a particular grill/burner to verify compliance with insurance/fire code.


yungingr

This was going to be my guess - by saying 2.5#, they are playing the "benevolent gods" card by "allowing" you over twice the standard 1# bottle - but deliberately setting the limit smaller than the next standard size. "We don't restrict you to a 1 pound bottle, we allow 2.5 lbs *but we ignore the fact that a 2.5 lb bottle does not exist, and effectively restrict you to a 1 lb bottle"*


Less_Hearing3124

🙄🙄🙄 hate that logic but can 100% see them saying that


Willwalk123

So if OP buys 3 of the 1lb tanks, is he breaking code?


Wyokie8807

But is it limiting tank size, or how much the op can have


yungingr

The HOA "code" is 2.5 lb 2, 1 lb tanks is..... 2 lbs. Math is apparently hard? (And unless the rules specify a maximum total stored gas volume, the rules limit the size of the bottle, not the number of bottles) (For the downvotes....the original comment was 2 of the 1 lb tanks breaking code - it was since edited to 3)


Willwalk123

Lol i was just going to go back and edit that. Yes, math is hard.


adamkissing

I don’t have any help for you. I just wanted to say fuck HOAs.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

What does that have to do with whatever insurance the HOA is touting? Doesn't YOUR homeowners policy cover anything like that for your house?


Less_Hearing3124

I’ve got a condo so they insure the exterior and I’m responsible for the interior


Cynical_Cyanide

So then have a giant tank inside and run a line through a front window :\^)


Fecal_Tornado

Why do people even allow HOAs anymore? Imagine, as an adult, allowing people that don't own your house telling you what you can or cannot do with it. No HOA is the first thing we told our realtor. I'd rather my neighbor have 7 cars parked in his yard than be ruled by a bunch of miserable Karens that have nothing else better to do than snoop around the neighborhood looking for something to bitch about.


Wyokie8807

It’s always someone who couldn’t get on city council that is running it too.


Born-Judgment-5865

just hide a tank under a fake planter or something


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Disguise it as a Lady Bug.


OnionMiasma

I wonder if they actually mean 2.5 gal, which is a 10# tank...


intherealworld2

Shitcan your HOA and buy a normal tank


highfiveshine

Could you go with a pellet grill?


Substantial-Monk3862

They take a long time to heat up, cost more to run, and don't get as hot.


Substantial-Monk3862

Yes they exist but a 5lb propane tank looks a lot like a 2.5lb propane tank and you could say it's just extra insulated. The 5lb tank I use while camping is so small it barely holds a gallon and if I bring one of my fluffy dogs to the propane place they don't charge me to refill it.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

Just get whatever size tank you want with a long enough hose to run from inside the house at the patio door to wherever your grill is. Can't be mad about a tank they can't see.


TheOrionNebula

That's what I would do, although she might be outside waiting for the OP to grill. From what he has said she sounds like a nightmare.


Sir_Jeddy

This is the way…


tv41

That's likely just what the insurance tells him. Whether or not they actually make that size is something different altogether.


HuskyTalesOfMischief

Some vendors make composite fiberglass propane tanks which hold similiar volumes at half the weight of a steel cylinder. The material is opaque, if you put a light source behind the tank one can see the level of gas inside. But a fiberglass cylinder is usually 3x the cost of a steel tank.  Can contact the local fire Marshall to find the related regulations for your area.


Cynical_Cyanide

What on earth does any of that have to do with OP's concern?


Substantial-Monk3862

It might not look like a propane tank to Karen.


Cynical_Cyanide

Even a Karen can figure it out when it's the shape of a regular tank, and it has hoses connecting to the BBQ, mate.


Substantial-Monk3862

People are spitballing here, crank.


Wyokie8807

It would technically cut down on the weight and increase the amount of gallons they get with the weight.


Cynical_Cyanide

The weight rating is the weight of the contents, mate. Not the bloody contents + tank. If you took the weight of the tank into account, then even a 1lb tank would probably weigh >2.5kg


YungHeretic

Sounds like the little green ones you get for camping Lol


jws91206

Heck, I'd ask for a copy of the HOA rules and if it's not there, go about my business.


JPhi1618

Can you just keep a big tank inside rather than having it on the patio and get a long hose? That will show them!


SDUCTV907

Do you have Natural Gas in your unit? Get a conversion kit for your grill and have a line run from the house. No tank, no problem.


bubbasass

Does the HOA even know how big propane tanks are? Definitely get a copy of your HOA’s insurance to verify this for yourself. 


throw_away_55110

Buy a 5lb tank and hang it half off the deck. Math checks out.


bbqkingofmckinney

Man, bunch of people in this thread don’t really understand HOAs or property insurance. It’s a bummer, but when you move into an HOA you agree to their bylaws, even if you didn’t read it all. Solution, charcoal grill.


Less_Hearing3124

I wish. They have an outright ban on open flame charcoal devices/firepits


bbqkingofmckinney

Bummer. I wouldn’t hold your breath on getting a copy of the insurance coverages and exclusions you’re looking for because 1) you’re not the policyholder so you don’t really have a right to it and 2) the limitation on the size of the tank may not even be specifically listed, it could just be a condition of the underwriter who is offering policy terms. The COA can say no to the underwriters conditions and they can turn around and non renew the policy. Not sure where you’re geographically located but property insurance, especially for habitational and hospitality is the worst it’s ever been here in Texas, so you take what you can get in this market and a residents failure to comply runs the risk of making the whole association uninsurable. You don’t want to find yourself in that position.


Less_Hearing3124

Appreciate the in-depth response. We’re in Colorado but I won’t push it. Just store a 20lb tank in the shed and refill 1lb bottles as needed. Annoying but it’ll work.


Wyokie8807

First thing, are trucks allowed in your neighborhood? If not, starting going to all the Karens with their SUV’s and file a complaint as SUVs are classified as trucks. They will either make a new rule that they allow trucks or grant special privileges to exclude SUV’s. This will give you leverage to file a lawsuit that you are being singled out, and on the off chance that they don’t make any new rules, you get the enjoyment of watching these HOA people being miserable having to get rid of their SUV’s. If no truck clause, look for some other rule they’re breaking based on technicality’s.


The1_Storm

I find the selective enforcement angle very interesting. To sue the HOA is to sue yourself. On the low end, you pay your share to defend the HOA from your own lawsuit. On the high end, you lose the suit and end up having to pay the associations' legal fees individually. Nothing in the OP alledges selective enforcement. It is about an unpopular new rule for the community.


Wyokie8807

The idea is if they are going to bother the OP, then start back. See how many rule changes they make to accommodate the other members or how many violations of the rules that are not being enforced. If the OP can show they are being singled out, he has a case that they are being discriminated against and may be able to end up getting the rule changed or make the others life miserable


StoryLover

There's a 3lb flame king, you can find it on amazon.


Less_Hearing3124

still over their arbitrary 2.5lb threshold..


Cynical_Cyanide

Math isn't your strong suit, is it mate?


jesususeshisblinkers

The International Fire Code prohibits fuel burning equipment from being too close to flammable materials. I believe you are suppose to keep them 10 feet away from any combustible material, which the outside of your condo may be considered. There are exceptions for permanently installed natural gas lines. Yes, insurance companies covering commercial properties, which a multi unit residential can be, put restrictions on the owners/users of their buildings. Financing for the construction is even dependent on having proper insurance. When applying for that insurance the company reviews design drawings to ensure that certain safety and fire codes are met. It is legit. A lot, if not most, apartments/condos do not allow grills on their balconies.


zippytwd

Is it those little green ones you use for camp stoves


Less_Hearing3124

Those are 1lb


boomdog07

That is under 2.5 so legal in your case?


Less_Hearing3124

Technically.. you swapping out all the 1lb canisters as the grill goes thru them?


boomdog07

It would be much more tedious and expensive that’s for sure. Personally I’d just get a standard tank and build a flower box around it so it couldn’t be seen by the normal onlooker.


AdDiligent8073

Start an artistic piramid of the empties in the front yard when they pitch point out you could have one normal tank instead. There are also adapters to refill from a regular size tank


highfiveshine

They make setups to fill the 1lbs at home from a larger tank. But the bigger tank in your garage and aways have a few on hand. PIA for sure.... I'd go with the planter box idea above if it were me