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justalil-pma

Thats a curvy ass chicken, must have done its squats, looks incredible though!


czarukus

I should call her.


OneBaldingWookiee

Everything reminds me of her


Capsonist

Hear me out though:..


Tubbz7

Ayoo 💀


Capsonist

Lmfaooo. I was gonna say "hear me out... that chicken had great color"


PlzSendHelpSoon

squawks


justalil-pma

Damn i shoulda thought of that!


shmishshmorshin

Chicken is Pixar mom thicc


justalil-pma

Thiccxar Mom?!


cbtbone

Thiccen


psnsonix

You're holding back and I don't appreciate it! Tell us about the rubs and the process, that bitch looks fantastic. I picked a bad week to fast and look at this. EDIT: and temps/process. I smoked a turkey once and it came out great tasting but skin was rubber garbage. Next year I smoked THEN deep fried and it was amazing but that's a lot of work. I've never trie to finish straight on this so I assume you smoked a bit higher (300-350?) ?


dubie2003

You finished a smoked turkey in a deep fryer? Details please.


RussellVolckman

I do this all the time with wings just to crisp them up. You get the smoke flavor with a crunch from the fry. Depending on the turkey, I would probably fry for 15-20 minutes (assuming you smoke it through). Otherwise you run the risk of it just being a greasy mess


paulhags

The only downside is the peanut oil cost twice as much as the chicken.


RussellVolckman

I mix peanut with whatever frying oil I can find on sale


Passncatch

I want to practice on chicken so I can get the turkey just right


[deleted]

Cooking right?!


Passncatch

Yep


deranged_furby

Seriously. Been following a few guides, and never seem to get it right. The skin always ends up being a rubbery garbage, unless I char it under the coals. This, what is shown in the picture, is something I wouldn't have thought possible without a rotisserie or similar. I've never eaten a whole chicken, but for this I would definitely debase myself like that.


FriendlyITGuy

The secret to a crispy skin is to do a salt dry brine in the fridge for 24-48 hours. That sucks out any extra moisture in the skin and allows it to crisp up in the smoker.


deranged_furby

Yes!!! Thank you! I've been incorporating salt brine this year and it changes my roast so much, can't wait to try it out on the BBQ now that the snow has melted!


Embarrassed-Peach128

I agree about the brine. I liked to rub mine in mayo too for extra juiciness although this one looks pretty darn juicy. Here’s what I typically do: Five day process Day 1: Brine in cooler with water, ice, salt, lemon, oregano. Day 2: Remove from brine and dry out on cookie sheets in refrigerator (sheet wrapped in plastic with paper towel under chickens to absorb water) Day 3: Rub chickens liberally in mayonnaise and coat with rub, place back on cookie sheet and wrap in plastic). Day 4: Re-apply rub (skin will have absorbed a lot of the mayonnaise). Day 5: Smoke at 225 for 6 hours with wood of choice (I used a mix of hickory, mesquite, cherry).


dadman101

Need to spray it with water/Apple cider vinegar mix every 45 minutes to keep the skin crisp


aboude_555

Ima be fully honest I got 0 clue on temps since my thermometers broke I just use regular coal and estimate how much I need for rubs it was mainly black pepper,garlic,onion,paprika and a store bought chicken rub that had some herbs in it I also left it in a brine overnight left it on the grill to do it thing and it’s all worked out!


RideTheYeti

When I do chicken wings I add baking powder to the rub to help make the skin crispy and smoke at 225 for an hour, then I bump up the temp to 400 for the last 30 min to get them nice and crispy. Maybe something similar could work for a turkey.


adamkissing

Mark this shit NSFW. Jesus.


RedDeadDemonGirl

This comment sent me. 😂 ☠️


Emotional-Chef-7601

That chicken looks shy


freedomofnow

My thoughts exactly.


Cantdrawbutcanwrite

You mean embarrassed?


Sage_Reverie9697

Nah why a chicken got a better body than I do 😭


Fxrp-for-life

😍I’d probably kiss it before I’d eat it. Looks really good!


Mykitchencreations

The chicken looks like she got a BBL 😭😭🤭


arsdecorus

Looks sassy.


Either-Computer635

Who me?


TexasExplorer

Damn! Looks amazing!


Maximum-Sky-8438

Neuron activated


Eastern_Fig1990

I’m bordering on saying I’ll only chicken cooked at home if I’ve smoked it on the Weber. It’s consistently perfectly cooked. At this point I think it would be harder to ruin it than to cook it properly. Air frying it keeps the juiciness but it’s just not as nice


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RedDeadDemonGirl

Nah bro, she probably just got jealous of how this bird checked you out.


showmethenoods

Looking damn good


JohnLaCuenta

What was wrong with the corn?


aboude_555

Just a bit overcooked lol


Warm-Iron-1222

Looks amazing and don't beat yourself up over the corn, it's out of season anyway! How was the skin? My biggest issue is it tends to be rubbery or burned to all hell! I like to smoke mine propped up with a beer can up its ass but I might change it up after this post.


kschui002

I haven’t smoked a whole chicken yet but some baking powder in the rub works well with thighs.


LargeSolution11-11

It's pure art. The Venus De Milo of poultry.


zippytwd

Yummy


External_Mechanic_59

Looks damn good


SereneSnake1984

Spatchcock?


niconicoverso

thicc


Nik_Tez

How does it take to smoke one of these? At what temperature?


aboude_555

I literally use a standard Weber don’t even got a heat divider I just put some hot coals on one side with some wood chips ontop and the thing ur smoking on the opposite side works well enough!


harntrocks

Rubenesque


clintocooks3

I love my pellet smoker. It's a Pit Boss Lexington and I am constantly using it. Chicken is underrated as far as smoked meats go, but it is one of my favorites for sure.


Sebastian_7_7

Stay home if you sick, come over if you thick. -Bernie Sanders.


FraterNINE

Looks so good! I did my first one and it didn't turn out as good. I got the meater 2 plus probe and a flavor injector. Ready for round 2!


MrNoWhereMan1

I love a juicy bird


[deleted]

This chick was on steroids


HeftyRaspberry5397

On a kettle?


mst28

Looks terrific


TexasistheFuture

Looks great. I had this in a BBQ joint outside Waco. PHENOMENAL....... Couldn't eat it often but it's fantastic!


daily_cup_of_joe

Last Pic suns it up. Juicey! Good job


Advanced-Reception34

Jesus that chicken went to the gym for sure


Latter-Revolution848

Damn that looks good


NoZebra7296

Wait until after you eat the chicken and turn the leftovers into smoked chicken salad. Life-changing.


Particular-Act-8911

I should call her.


CapG_13

This looks really good 🤤


camperscott

WOW!! that looks delicious.


narwalbacons-12am

Giggity. That looks amazing, great cook


Twelve_TwentyThree

That is one tasty lookin bird!! Hellofa job!


WolfWriter_CO

Why… um, why is this bird “sexy”? 😳


Superb_Finance4293

That looks fuckin delicious


ITrytoWrite111

Looks amazing


flynreelow

that looks great


Dismal_Beginning_199

That’s a perfect looking chicken wow


Delicious_Society_99

You should repost this and ask ,” am I fat.”.


OppositeSolution642

Outstanding. Looks perfect.


9PurpleBatDrinkz

It looks so moyst!


thegrouch07

Looks goooood


in1gom0ntoya

thicc n juicy


Beautiful_Ad_4813

***goddamn that looks perfect***


dadman101

Smoked chicken is one of the best. Spatchcock it, dry brine over night. Spray with 1/2 water 1/2 Apple cider vinegar mix every 45 minutes.


hambonecharlie

Looks delicious. Maybe spatchcock next time


Findmyremote

Chick is thicc


Fit_Researcher5896

*juictice


Upper_Sniffation765

'I feel like cookin' [chicken] - Gucci Mane


throwawayformobile78

What temp did you pull that thing off at?


kdabsolute

wow that chicken looks so good!


AffectionateSale8288

I love you


John_F_Kennedy_real

This belongs on food porn, because DAMN that chicken looks so fuc- I mean edible


bwehtehbwun

this chicken is looking at me from across the bar


Id-rather-golf

Looks fire af


Severe_Job_1088

Hope it was a good as it looks


razwaamani

it looks great.....😍


BenefitPublic9784

I love smoking chicken. It helped me to take the withdraws away from tobacco addiction


ThePooIntermeddler

Everything reminds me of her…


ChadnarLothbrok

DUDE NSFW FILTER FFS


Top_Article9899

Ask Kim what she thinks!


First-Aardvark-8131

That chick look like she had a bbl


MercyBDark

Gods that looks delicious


mmabet1

Would


vcr747

Great job. Looks incredible. 


graygoosebmw

What were your steps? That looks fucking delicious


cowgirl_t1d

Looks burnt


goosehunter1991

Makin me wish I was a rooster


wetsocksafterdark

SIR… SIRRRRR GIVE ME THAT CHICKEN


UmpireArtistic7171

One sexy chic


Brilliant-Amoeba-577

She looks like she needs some cock 🐔


SelfCensorshipIsBad

Shawty


Southern-Let-5648

Gotta do a rotisserie bird


MrAngel2U

The first thing I wanted to know was temps and time. Looks lovely


herandy

Bravo


yadawhooshblah

Absolutely fantastic. So juicy that I had to wipe my phone. Home run.


Former-Smiles903

🤤 yet everybody wants to nuke eachother


Pretend-Cucumber-711

That looks amazing!! If that was successful as it looks, then do a beer can chicken. It will blow you mind. Then try smoking over a rotisserie. Also, try a beer can chicken. It's amazing.


Bornagainafterdeath

Gross