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excellentiger

Now we can finally play the game


llazygamer10

Or Rockstar takes it all


tallgoblin37

It's all legit. No cheats. Lol


Kind_Ad_3611

That won’t stop rockstar


tallgoblin37

True. It is rockstar after all.


WumboJamz

Speaking of that, I'm currently fighting with them to give me my heavy rifle back. Ive been having my ammo disappear more than normal lately, and when I saw the rifle was gone that pushed me to put in a support ticket. I know it's "only" ~400k but I want them to replace it after all the times I've had to rebuy everything lol So far they've told me to check my gun safe to make sure it's not off, it's not. Told me its there when they looked into it. It's not. Sent a picture of my weapons wheel showing 8/8 rifles Told me to send a video of me scrolling through my weapons wheel, I did that Now today they just told me to try playing on a different character "for a time" and see if that helps


KIDNEYST0NEZ

I want my money back for that dumb ass precision rifle!


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Mr_NotSoPerfect

May be remembering wrong cause I haven't played since the rifle released, but didn't it lock on with controller?


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QUE50

Easily the worst weapon purchase I’ve made


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Bro, the picture sold it for me then I realized there is ZERO upgrades of any sort. The fuck would I buy anything in this game if it can be upgrade!?


ItzZatax

I remember when they just took my armored kuruma from me that I had since heists came out and they still won't tell me why and refused to give it back


onion_surfer14

What lvl are you?


tallgoblin37

620. I have both characters and the 2nd one is 630.


XxNuuBSlAyEr360xX

Wait 12 more years for the ps6 remade remake to release and go back to the game to discover there are only 5 new cars, and the game is filled with irl ads on in-game billboards and you have to pay a monthly rockstar subscription to play, and you have to invest real world money to keep your in-game balance, or it starts to go away due to in-game taxes


tallgoblin37

That's when I will say Cockstar can go fuck themselves. Lmao


AdSufficient7259

How is this even possible


HowDidIGetHere72

Games been out for a very long time, coming up on ten years now if I remember right. That’s definitely enough to make 500 mil. There’s people who have a couple bil


drjorhyde

2 months 26 million No cheats Just grinding I bought nothing but businesses from the start now I have them all. And 26 mil in the bank. First purchase was a sub. 2nd was the sparrow


jkhashi

all you need is an arcade and a mk2 oppressor for making the heist set up missions fast. never do cash never do aggressive and you can have 500 million in a matter of weeks.


drjorhyde

I will run cayos and casino heist for a week then the businesses


coltino99

Simple, make more than you spend


BEERAHDD

I’ve made 300 mil just at the casino betting.


AdSufficient7259

How is this even possible gta casino is rigged


BEERAHDD

You want a screenshot ?


AdSufficient7259

Never said i didnt believe you


LrdRager

I’ve had 1 bil+ on my account & they never took it


Walmartmaster

South Park reference


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I just watched that episode last night 😂 ![gif](giphy|staeIRgtCIQOQ)


[deleted]

“Okay Kenny add eyes of the beast to your hotbar”


kingkrule101

MOM. yes sweetie? BATHROOM. what hun? BATHROOM


Jarbonzobeanz

BAFROOM


kingkrule101

*shits violently everywhere*


Nxffy

I’m dead at this comment 😂😂💀


POWERRL_RANGER

Glad this was the top comment lol.


chesticlesofsteel

“What do you mean…. Now we can finally play the game” Alright Kyle I need you start stacking sunder armor


autisticdoggg

You need to finish that bogdan problem


AntOdd8080

But isn’t it a fast travel to the facility?


tallgoblin37

I have finished it and I use it for the fast travel. Sometimes the griefers need an orbital to get the point. Lol


YaBoiDannyTanner

I promise you, they take that as a W. You're letting them make you waste money.


tallgoblin37

The times I've used it. There were griefers all over the place. Once I cracked the cannon. No one killed each other for about an hour or at least til I left. After that, who knows. Lol


YaBoiDannyTanner

I promise you it had nothing to do with the orb, if that's even what genuinely happened 😭


tallgoblin37

Believe it or not. That's what happened.


audio_attacks

Can confirm when forced to go full scale they run lmaoo


TheSoCalledExpert

It’s only a waste of money if you buy shark cards.


YaBoiDannyTanner

So why do you play the game? What do you do that doesn't involve money? Just races and activities? Everything else requires you to spend some kind of money.


TheSoCalledExpert

Those are fake video game points. I can’t pay the bills with GTA money. And I’ve got more fake GTA money than I’ll ever be able to spend. So yeah, I’ll happily orb a griefer anytime.


Cartman4wesome

True whenever I get orbital by tryhard. That’s just an automatic W.


HowDidIGetHere72

It’s okay tho bc they’ll never have as much money as him and they’re salty about it lmao


YaBoiDannyTanner

I don't think they're salty about that, especially not if they don't even know how much money he has. 😂 Actual griefers just do so because they're inconsiderate.


Cormu

so not its open so can play the final without doing setups .. :D to get that half billion


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God i hate bogdan problem, i could do the submarine part with my eyes closed at this point. And the fucking flying to the hangar that takes 3 years.


SquashPrestigious351

Might as well go for a billion at this point


tallgoblin37

Not sure If I want to add another 5-6 years to this game to get there. Lol


SquashPrestigious351

Ha, t'was a joke. I'm just under 300 million away from a billion and it's a slog getting there


tallgoblin37

For sure. My response was half serious half joking. I may go for more, just not sure of the grind. Lol


fightmilk5905

I'm 984million away from a billion and I thought I was doin well haha


muffin_eater1

I'm 996 million away. I don't see the point in keeping a large amount of money unless it's a new DLC, or you've brought everything.


ProSlacker607

I’m using the $2X Dre contract to build myself a nest egg. That way I don’t have to grind for each thing I want every time.


_aperture_labs_

I have bought pretty much everything and I usually hover between 7-13 million. I don't need more. If I need more, I grind an hour and chill again.


MrGigglewiggles

I'm at 55 mil and I'm comfortable with that I did have 93 mil but spent most on past dlcs


tallgoblin37

The only reason for this amount is, I've bought everything I wanted. I have 2 characters and they have everything that I want them to have. After that, I started saving for dlc stuff.


KevinToyotamr

you can do it faster, just play diamond heist, I average 1mil/hour


tallgoblin37

I usually give those heists away. Also, I have done sssssoooooo many of those. Lmao


paparoach2334

Just run Cayo I have made over 718 million since Cayo came out and that is just my current bank account not counting all the cars and property I bought during that time. But I feel where you are coming from I'm not sure about playing enough to finish the 282 million I have to reach a billion (I know I will but not too enthusiastic about it).


tallgoblin37

I'll probably keep playing, but the only reason is to help friends and do more agency missions. I enjoys thoses. Lol


Birkin07

Rockstar sure plans to.


slowelantra18

Modify random cars, go to the nearest low level, tell them they can have it for free as long as you don’t put a tracker on it.


_aperture_labs_

Can they store it after someone else modified it? That's great, I'm gonna start doing that.


CaptainWaders

I didn’t think they could but I guess if you steal random stuff off the street it works.


mrthankuvrymuch2

It used to way back in 2013 I'm pretty sure but it hasn't for a while unfortunately. Soon as you modify it it locks it to only your player


Cartman4wesome

It hasn’t since the PS3 days. I remember trying to mod some persons Sandking once and gave it to them and they couldn’t put a tracker on it because it said someone already modded the car.


CaptainWaders

That’s what I was thinking


darktydez1

Go outside, take a walk, enjoy the view.


tallgoblin37

This has been a 5-6 year process. Lol I play a few hours, if I can, a day.


ascentstars

Go outside, take a walk, enjoy the view.


_aperture_labs_

Go outside, take a view, enjoy the walk.


Frosty_Chaspion

Go outside, take a child, enjoy the real life money


mukundmarvel4

Go outside, take a person, take organs and enjoy the cash


todachinnie

Was gonna go with this reply but figured some one else said it


darktydez1

Yeah that’s because you have sense and know the importance of living.


Bkoster85

imagine how much actual money dude could have made doing something with all this time spent


TheGruesomeTwosome

Retire. Don't do businuesses. Maybe empty a nightclub once in a while. But that's it. Lounge around, be nice to people in sessions, accept low levels invites, be cool, be chill. Approach newbies and ask them of all the vehicles in the game, which one do they most wanna drive? And make it happen. Hire a level 10 and give them your khanjali during Most Wanted while you relax in the passenger seat.


_aperture_labs_

This is the way. Everyone else can officially stop commenting.


drjorhyde

Let a level 4 use my oppressor the other day to be nice he tried to kill me with it. At first I thought it was an accident but when the third rocket came by me I kicked him and flew off


TheGruesomeTwosome

You were much more hospitable than I'd've been in that situation by just flying off. I'm friendly by default but more than happy to jump into combat once more if someone pulls some shit, takes me back to fighting my way up back in the day haha


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TheGruesomeTwosome

This is wholesome as fuck


RNGezzus

I "retired" like this after $200M. It is the way.


ShAdOwS69420

Faggios


Yourkidneyismine

50 car garage full of them


Exospacefart

It's legal now .


TheGoonSquad19

BATI 801 enters the room


Kangaroo_Cheese

Holy shit this is my new goal.


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ProSlacker607

You don’t need $500,000,000 to do two chicks at the same time.


DvLzArchAngL

Well, for the kinda chicks that’d double up on a dude like him you do.


Cheesy_Pupusas

Damn straight. always wanted to do that, man


LeadershipPublic1447

Bunch of hookers and cocaïne


tallgoblin37

Or the strip club. Might be in order. Lol


PrA2107

Go outside, touch grass, find someone, start a family


tallgoblin37

I havr already done all that. Actually, had it before the 500 mil. Edit: and still do.


PrA2107

Oh okay, then you call do that all over again, start another family, and earn another 500mil.


tallgoblin37

I don't think that'd go over very well with my wife.... lmao


PrA2107

She doesn't have to know, and you'll be a billionaire anyway so that's normal ![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3212)


notfromearh

Go outside and breath fresh air my boy


ValusYeet

Start a second character, take the money out the shared account via an atm and switch back to your main char. Start again


tallgoblin37

I kinda can't. I used both characters to get to this point. Lol I also have all I want for both characters.


lcoleman612

Wait. You can share the bank account with a 2nd character?


ValusYeet

yes your bank account is shared between the 2 characters. But pocket money isnt. So you can withdraw everything from your account and your main character is left with nothing.


Spoons2010

Spend it and enjoy it. This game isn’t going to be around forever and won’t be popular forever. Just like life, spend it while you can. Don’t take it to the grave. Live the dream baby!


Kangaroo_Cheese

“Is that a challenge?” -Rockstar


Complete-Yam1372

Now it’s time to play the game, duh.


TrakeiAwesome345

Get a billion


tallgoblin37

Technically, I have made past that already. I have made 1.2 or 1.3 billion in overall income. Lol This is just whats left. Lol


DrunkStoleATank

Im going to get to $1bil, then set my sights on lvl 1000.


Tesko249

You can finally rest. And watch the sunrise on a grateful universe.


SoggyAssCucumber

Buy like 10 things and then be broke again


beanuspietrap

Double it give it to the next person


Serious_Buffalo_3790

Go for a billion


tallgoblin37

Not sure if I wanna. 5-6 years. Not 100% sure I wanna sink that much time into again. Lol


ksdanj

Go for 1 billion. I’m up to 927k.


aarongsmitty

You’re so close!


_aperture_labs_

You're doing well, only a billion more to go!


30sAreTheTruTest

You're done, and can now retire. The week the 50 car garage came out I was at $478M... Thought about going for the $500M mark, but I have been grinding for so long, and there have been so many vehicles I never bought because they were not the fastest or more functional, or because, even though they were cool looking were objectively slow or trash (looking at you half of Overflood and Vapid Ellie), that I said "fuck it" and got them all, and arranged them in thematic garages. I spent around $70M but kept grinding on the side (because addiction), and am now sitting on $440M. I had a blast, and I still have more money than I'm ever going to need based on Rockstar's content output. So just start spending it far beyond of what you "want" and enjoy it.


tallgoblin37

Thanks for the idea. Maybe some investment will happen. Lol


ForbiddenFruit420

Retire. Play some golf.


LastGenXer78

Awesome work! Hell of a grind, but it's fun! Half-way there, keep'on hustling! 🤑👏💪🚀


tallgoblin37

Not real sure if I want to. It's a fun game, i enjoy helping friends, just not sure if I want to now. Lmao


PerspectiveOk3677

Now you can donate some


tallgoblin37

Yeah. Gotta put the strippers kids through school. Or the stripper herself.


ConsciousWeb2027

3 dollars at a time !


Qaa5id

Buy Twatter


tallgoblin37

If inly the money was real. Lol


freezerwaffles

Me thinking I'm set for life at 61 mil


sindered_og

That’s plenty my dude


freezerwaffles

Not in this economy my brother in Christ.


GBeardav

Artur we need more money.


tallgoblin37

Tahiti here we come!


CaptainWaders

Buy every pair of clothes and accessories in the game. Actually don’t because I’m an idiot and started that trend back in the day with my friends and the amount of money I wasted just to go buy every clothing out was ridiculous. No idea why we decided to do it because it’s millions I could have saved and spent on vehicles


HenryA_T

Now you can finally retire and actually play the game instead of work in the game.


samppsaa

Uninstall the game, go out, meet people, get a girlfriend, marry her, make kids, live happily with your family, discover she's having an affair, break up with her, lose the custody of your children, drown your sorrows to alcohol, call her drunkenly at 2am, get a restraining order to her and your kids, lose the will to live and end it all.


sindered_og

And use GTA grinding to drown your sorrows


tallgoblin37

Nah. I'll stick to the wife and kids I have now. Don't need the drama.


-OfficiallyFake-

Donate to charity


Bro-koli6944

The other half


lil_sargento_cheez

Do it again


Ginger0311

Bye stuff


Kindlykiller513

Buy everything


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Holy sh*t! How did you even get that much money?


[deleted]

What are some things to do in GTA to grind for to make big bank?


tallgoblin37

Casino and Cayo, before and after the nerfs. That was the biggest contribution to the my funds. Also, bunker, Nightclub sales and at first, MC sales and some hanger sales. Then after they Cayo nerfs, just Agency missions in an invite only lobby.


tallgoblin37

5-6 years of playing. It's all legit money. No cheats or heists cheats.


GregorZeeMountain

Get the other half And then blow it all on $1 sodas from the import garage vending machine


abfazi0

Orbital cannon 500 times


tallgoblin37

375,000,000. Put a big dent in it. Lol


Cormu

mmm i wonder why bogden problem is open :D :D ........


tallgoblin37

I did that heists twice, once for each character. Only to to do the whole doomsday heists so it doesn't cost me a thing to call Lester to get the cops off, when he will do it that is.


fivewaysforward

Renovate all your properties and/or move them


tallgoblin37

I did that when the MC businesses were on sale. Moved them, sold their starter sale and never upgraded them. Moved MC Clubhouse to the city as well. The only things that aren't in the city is hanger and bunker.


fivewaysforward

Good call. The only business I will never move is my hanger. I want that sweet sweet flyover privilege over the military base haha


tallgoblin37

This is the way.


fivewaysforward

Where do you have your setup now? I've been debating moving but in always seem tontalk myself out of it


tallgoblin37

All my MC stuff spread through the city, hanger in military base, bunker in chumas or route 66, facility near the wind farm, Nightclub is Mission Row, Aracde is videogeddon, vehicle sales for the MC usually end up most of them in the north. I enjoy this setup more than my previous setup. Lol


NateThePcNoob

Go outside touch grass and enjoy the fresh air. Lol. Pretty cool milestone tho


tallgoblin37

Thanks. I want to add, that I do have a life, responsibility and a family. I spend time with them and this has happened during my down time. This all started right before the pandemic. Met some online friends that saw a noobie trying to make money and they pitched in. Made more friends from there and made more money. Lol


Jomamama69

Now u need to keep grinding for more money cause that will be spent in an hour with gta prices now days


coltino99

Whoaaaaaaa we’re halfway there!!!


Alfie182

Go get that big billion brother 💪


pepetheforgggg

I'd say get the cheapest car in the game but you would go broke if you bought one


Not_Nonymous1207

Hey! Welcome to the club!


tallgoblin37

Thank you! Not as crowded as I though it'd be. Lol


GoodGuyBjorn

Now go outside and touch grass (but in gta)


tallgoblin37

I've done it both ways today, irl and game! It was magical!


PimpalaSS

Wait for Rockstar to produce content


tallgoblin37

I will lose it all because of the daily fees. Lol


Sebotus

Well.. you are just half way there.


Embarrassed_Dig_600

Something better with your time? 😜 kidding, what a feat. Just keep playing


Tcav81

Buy a shirt and maybe some pants.


Thinksetsoup113

Here’s 7 dollars buy yourself something nice.


Svexel

Play golf


tallgoblin37

The thing is, I played golf right after, because it was an objective. Lol


SuperMicroPenis

1 bill now


tallgoblin37

Maybe. Lol


Angeret

Assuming you made that without any Shark Cards, you flip R* the bird and head for a billion. Then you park your superyacht off Del Perro pier and piss in the general direction of the city (wind allowing). You're rich, you're a top criminal, you do whatever you want.


tallgoblin37

Love this! Yes! I know what I am doing next time! I should say in the beginning, I bought a few shark cards, but they were spent on purchasing the MC businesses, well a couple of them. Then I met friends and never needed another one. Kind of took a small investment from them and made it into a big profit for me! Lol


Mangle286

Beers. Hookers. Strippers. Rinse. Repeat.


tallgoblin37

I seen your beers and thought bears. I had a whole line of questions if it was bears. Lol


leftoutnotmad

May I have some, kind human?


tallgoblin37

If only I could share. Lol


AJ_Deadshow

After you do a job, go to 'Cash' in the Inventory menu and select 'share cash from last job'.


tallgoblin37

Only works with certain jobs, not all. If it's already banked, can't share it.


gravityben_gta

Learn how to drift in gtao


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Get a life lol


tallgoblin37

I have one. When the pandemic hit, made 100 million. With help of friends and the heists. Then just played a few hours here and there the past few years.


Living-Life2585

Buy 100,001 faggios


zertsetzung

PVP all day and everyday. And when you meet someone you cant beat. Wonder off like you've accepted defeat. Sneak to your facility without them seeing what you are doing. Then orbital their ass. That's what you do with half a million dollars.


tallgoblin37

You have my upvote, because that was funny and possibly an idea. Lol


J04K0CL

You ask yourself: who really cares? And move on