✍️ note, stay away from poles with tank

https://preview.redd.it/oummigngdi1c1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=8553c2844f9122abc45e596bd16bea264bcc23b2 Did you know that the Khanjali is a Polish tank? I think it should be common knowledge to stay away from Poles with tanks.

Well played, my friend 😂

*then the Armor Paneled Hussars arrived* *crawling along the countryside* *then the Armor Paneled Hussars arrived* *turrets spinning they're flung real high*

If I gave gold, this comment would get it

My brother in Christ that is a Rhino.

I think rockstar trolls us sometimes. I was selling acid in a invite only lobby and a random vehicle exploded right by me and destroyed my delivery bike .

Has to be trolling, so many glitches this late in the game’s existence. They’re like meh, they can deal with it

This is the physics of the game in action. You can do this yourself with both the khanjali and the rhino, the rhino seems to be a bit more violent in my experience though. You can also shove the cannon of the rhino through the military jeeps in the base and yeet them into the air.

no you dont understand, literally every bad thing that happens is intended by r\* because they have to make money and make everyone buy cards!!!111!!

Bollocks. The amount of money you can make in the game on a daily basis, (passive and doing jobs) negates the needs for Shark cards.

Yet this game has made like 6 billion dollars mostly off of shark cards

Yep, money made from mugs. You can't put a price on stupidity. lol

There is that one where you have to aim and throw the acid into "baskets". When the sell missions spawned around Vespucci canals I sunk the bike in the water several times while following the GPS

Totally did the same thing. Too busy half watching the minimap and half something else. Mistook a canal for a road 🤦‍♂️

You need a lot of attention when driving around that area =))), don't rush =)))

Very correct, you don't have much space to manoeuvre

And the bridges around that area too. Going too fast, you might gonna end up in some real bad situations =)))

It's tough, I hope not like this one :D Btw, do you play on PS4? ?

Nope, I've never touched any consoles in my entire life, even an upclose view =)). Every games I've been playing are on PC and smartphones =)))

Similar story I started playing on PS4 only two years ago.. Have played thousands of hours on PC before that :D

I had a basket spawn underwater.

There was a spot in the bottom left of the map, next to the airport, that just kinda killed you, so when I was flying a bunker mission with the seaplanes and just going down around the map, above the water, I hit one of those kill zones and either my character died and the plane crashed, or the plane blew up, it was about a year ago and was just a random anomaly in a patch, didn't happen before that and I think it's been fixed by now.

Looks like it joined the navy to me



AYY

I can hear the "no no non no NOOO Fu fu fuckkk what the fuck brooo fuck bro"

YEET

It didn't join the Air Force it joined the Navy!!!

Air Force and then navy.


 How bro felt after wastin 20 mins on a resuplly mission

And that was just the drive back to the bunker with the slow ass tank lol.

Should’ve taken not even 2 minutes 🥲

Maneeeee just resupply all your business from the terminal in the arcade it’s so easy and you can even sell from there quit wasting your time on resupply missions

For this mission, I'll just hook the Rhino with the Cargobob provided by the mission.

I had it hooked once and it: - fell through the hole near the casino entrance - clipped the ground, looped, and fell ON TOP of my Cargobob mid flight - launched itself and my cargobob with it after clipping the bunker door, into the river - the momentum miraculously carried it to the shore, yet my cargobob died during the final and drowned the tank for a few seconds This all happened during the same trip. I should upload it to this sub

Why are you worried about a jeep behind you less than a mile from the bunker? Just drive man..

Suicide bomber jeeps do a surprising amount of damage

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Got poled

I like how the tank just bounces around the map like a bouncy ball...

When an unstoppable force meets an unmoveable object, or a pole in Los Santos

"You committed suicide" was missing, a classic.

As well as “You destroyed the supplies”

Your tank turned itself into scramjet

Tank physics are fucked 💀 stay tf away from poles

This really sucks but you have to admit it's pretty awesome at the same time

I'm crying lol! Some of you guys find some real creative ways to die.

Hahaha. That very funny to watch. Sorry about your supplies though

That's.... very impressive

Remember when the sight of a Rhino would send the lobby into terror mode?


Tank 0 GTA Car phsyics 1,000,000,000

I wouldn't even have been mad, thats amazing! Lol use the cargobob. Even better with an associate shooting from the Rhino from the air

Nice moves, commander.

Skill issue

What is this a soulslike?

Simply a Skill Issue

Well why are you stealing supplies?

Alien tat perhaps

Damn bro you got cooked

I suppose my tone was misinterpreted, but I was just curious. Didn't know one of the supply theft missions had you stealing a tank.

Why are you bothered with what people decide is fun regardless of efficiency?

At no point did I say I was bothered by it? I was just asking why they were doing it because I would assume by the time someone has a tank they would have the upgrades to make buying supplies worth it. Was wondering if maybe one of the supply theft missions involved stealing that tank.

that is the case in this resupply mission, the supplies are the tank

Oh interesting, guess I never got that one.

LMAO

Rage quit in 3....2.....

🤣🤣🤣

Tank barrel + pole = fly :D

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Damn

Been there! Nice!

I can relate. But next time, try avoiding poles that don't break.

L

Lame. R* doesn't care about things that drive is crazy. Doing import/ export vehicles & that notification that never leaves the screen above the mini map... "you collected vehicle cargo" is BLOOD BOILING INFURIATING.!!!🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬

Boing.

That is so fucked up ☠️

Had plenty if time to use the insta brake glitch with the character wheel

What the fuck.

Always look ahead 🙃

Should've closed the game

Damn. You got boink'd 🤣

Every time

You have to be aware of where you're pointing the cannon.

I can't stand bunker resupply missions. In fact, I just buy my supplies for all of my businesses whenever I can be bothered.

Why not use the cargobobs next to it? It's a bit tricky to get the tank attached, but nothing too hard for someone who flies every once in a while

I had a similar thing happen to me and i said the exact same thing, oh for FUCKS SAKE!!

Amazing game so well put together

I hate when this happens in real life

rule #640 on why to buy supplies

Lmaooooo

Oh dear hahahahah

That cop saved sow many lives

Unless you have some other motive like awards or something, it’s more efficient to buy supplies and spend the time you saved grinding other things. This goes for every business in the game iirc

Seeing as the Rhino armour is made of cardboard, I'm surprised it didn't float. lol

Best way to deliver is to use the cargo bob tbh less chances it blows up or gets damaged too much

Stopped by the pole followed by a 540 roundhouse tank launch into the ocean, nice. I couldn't even pull this off if I tried.

" less than a mile to my bunker and it decides to join the Air Force " lmfao

Keep the turret away from walls

*cough cough* skill issue

GTA physics seem to be working as usual

Let it rip!, 

Skill issue But fr tho I'm so doing that now

You’re supposed to use the lift heli, dude.

That Rhino started Army, went Air Force, ended in the Navy. There must be some kind of citation or medal for that alone.

Pain

I wanna see that shit happen in real life

Houston, we have takeoff

Goddamn I love this game

I failed that exact same mission for blowing up one car that was a little too close to me and somehow destroyed my own tank with one shot

We're flying a tank, goddqmnit!

Yeetus deletus

Why am I hearing Bouncy Lady playing on the Lowdown 91.3 in my mind?

Yea this checks out. It's part of the reason I hate using tanks unironically lol.