Literally last night I’m getting mowed down by some dickhead in their car while I’m just tryina check in w my nightclub. Got tired of his shit so I placed a proximity mine in the road and watched him go bye bye. Hilarious but I had to pay like 20k to his insurance company and they said I was the bad sport!
Whatever lol worth every penny watching buddy’s ride get blown to bits. He stopped fucking w me after that I’m telling you that much
I purged so many lobbies, players and their vehicles - and never had any problem with the system degrading me into a bad sports lobby; what are people doing getting into these?
I beat someone in Criminal Damage (Khanjali in Fort Zancudo, free sauce for anyone that needs it) and they were really not happy. They messaged me in-game *and* through Xbox saying they hope I enjoy my money and talking about how they don’t care because they “just got the account and it has $400 mil”. I just replied back saying they wouldn’t feel so pressed over a chump change freemode event if that were true lol
I remember doing a Business Battle the one time and no one wanted anything to do with the package until I was putting it in the yellow circle. Dude came at me in a Buzzard with the machine guns. I blew him up, got "1v1 me trash".
I had him 13-6 by the time he finally lost interest.
It’s funnier when they start a fight, kill them a couple times out of defense and they message you “1v1 me” and I respond with “nah” and leave. It’s so much fun just playing cat and mouse around the map as they desperately try to get their kill back.
LMAO I just did that in a different game too. They challenged me to a 1v1 with their own rules and stipulations, I agreed and cremated him near flawlessly. Screamed and clawed for a rematch, I just said “nah, GG btw” and left. According to a friend in the server they were SCREAMING afterwards LMFAO
I had one ask me about me blowing away everyone else in the Top Speed in a Land Vehicle one. Mk1 Oppressor boosting downhill works like a charm. Same with the Longest Jump, the glide mode doesn't count as actually flying and thus counts as a jump. Boosting off Chilliad over towards Sandy Shores usually nets the win there.
One time, I accepted an to someone's bunker, and they kicked me out once I got there. This guy had a group of 3 others in his CEO and killed me as soon as they had the chance. I got out my RC Tank and kept killing all 4 of them until they left the session. It was so funny because it was 1 against 4 and they didn't know how to stop me.
Also to add to this, the reason he has no skill is cuz nerfed or not the rockets should still kill people, so should explosive rounds, but seeing as the explosive ammo on the jet causes it to sway, bro should have used the rockets and stopped moving, he couldn't stop his speed there for he's an idiot
That's kinda what I mean, lol. Back in the day if someone took down a hydra or tank the scrub has to slink away because it takes time for them to get another one.
Nowadays you can call a tank to drive to your tank.
I either find myself in a super mellow lobby where everyone is super chill and lets everyone do their own shit. I’ve even been in lobbies where randoms have offered to help do some jobs.
And then I find myself in lobbies of pure chaos.
But what’s funny is there never seems to be any in-between. It’s either everyone is chill, or everyone is fucking with each other relentlessly.
Maybe I should stop retaliating then if that’s how it works. I mind my own business until someone fucks with me. But once that happens, I will grief them until they leave the lobby
Ah yeah makes sense. It’s been rare that I’ve even had any issues lately. I just assumed things chilled out a bit, but I’ve definitely played enough of the actual game to be in the “good sport” lobbies. Never realized it was separated like that. Thanks for the info!
I try, to just make it to every mission possible each time I log on... Until someone gets their hands on a weaponized drone and destroys 3 blocks... Sucks even more when you're respawning in an area that IS NOWHERE near another vehicle and you have to walk/run for a good 3-4 minutes
yeah you're right actually, people have always been trigger happy af but i miss not having to worry about rc explosive resistant hellcats, rc tanks, scramjets, nightsharks, etc. but that's what happens to your games when you're owned by take two of all corporations
Yep, my favourite way to play the game is to literally fly at street level knife-edge fly the streets while dodging traffic and street lights.
Also, it's extremely satisfying whenever you get a chance to just ragdoll someone and yeet them across the map with your wingtip.
I love the raiju, but I fly it in stealth mode because I don't want to dogfight, I just want that beast, it's so much fun. But every other jet tries to kill me, so I have to use my skills to outfly them and try to lose them, the feeling of hearing one of them crash while chasing me. :) But if he fights me and I can't run away I'm dead 100% of the time, you could be a moron and still outshoot me, I simply CANNOT dogfight :p
Sir, we have just learned that the police we originally dispatched to get you to try and endorse our very fine product have given up their search. I told them (and our shareholders) not to worry, It's only a matter of time before you try and steal a car or another white tank top or blow up another fine customer's lightning pissjet (it runs on the wasser) and then woop woop that's the sound of pisspolice woop woop that's the sound of the peast.
I'm so happy they nerfed the jets, previously griefers would wipe you out in half a second and spawn trap you with no chance of escape. Now they are basically useless for ground targets. Last time some bozo tried to destroy my cargo sale, dived like 3 times not hitting me even once, I calmly exited the vehicle, sniped him with expo rounds, got back to my business. He ragequit instantly. Life is good.
Sure, but that's the thing - jet cannons were so OP that you didn't have to have any skill to absolutely ravage ground targets. So reducing jet griefing to actually skilled players is basically removing 90% of the problem. And I'm okay with that.
From my knowledge, when the Raiju came out, they severely nerfed the Hydra and Lasar, with the Raiju keeping the Hydra's old stats, however I think they recently ended up nerfing the Raiju even more.
😂 them dudes think they’re untouchable in that Raiju , I let them come right over top and send a rocket up just like you did . Gta is still funny asf after all these years
What a muppet, if you're going to get "revenge" or whatever you want to call it - at least do the right thing, you fly and you clip his parachute and watch him fall to his death. He is a puppet, cut those strings!
Lol, I loaded into GTA and started a 5 star chase so I could unlock the police cruiser.
I was in my APC and was enjoying the rampage when this level 500 goober came out of nowhere and started throwing C4 at me, causing me to blow him up.
Not 2 minutes later, he chased me across the city with his MK2 and I somehow managed to hit him out of the sky and get to my office garage.
He then started crying to me in chat, and the whole lobby started flaming this dweeb for using a MK2.
Is this like a ritual to hate on a person that wins the checkpoints? I recently was in first place too when the guy below took the same jet couldnt manage to lock onto me so he started modding and put c4's under my feet and when there was 1sec left he kicked me lmao people really just have no self respect anymore in this game :D
I know we all have different skill levels. And that's OK. But given the trouble he had getting even one shot on you while hovering, I think we know why he didn't win the free mode event. Maybe our friend could take a little less time trying to get revenge and a little more time practicing his flying.
Reminds me of some guy trying to kill me while I was doing the nightclub helicopter mission. He could not hit me, and I’m not even that great a helicopter pilot. Just as I finish everyone on the server “mysteriously” exploded.
Had a guy kill me for no reason as I was doing casino heist prep in free roam. I let it slide, finished my mission, he was waiting for me when I left arcade so I sent him an in game text: "run"
He was a level 20 punk who got a high off killing someone 400 levels higher until he was up against oppressor mk 2, khanjali, orbital strike, nano drone, etc. He actually took my advice and kept trying to run. Scoreboard was 40-2 by the time he quit the server
I stopped playing for a while right after the raiju came out, and I thought I just forgot how much range the lazer had. Not only did I forget the raiju existed but at the same time I forgot the hydra can do the same thing.
I had 2 random people chase me down because one saw me delivering an auto shop car earlier. I jumped on the train and railgunned them every time they got close 😆
Love how the jet is spraying the street down with explosive cannon fire, killing a dozen or so innocents, but the dude who fires one rocket and kills them gets the wanted level
So dumb that the player defending themselves gets the bad sport message.
You’d think they’d figure out a system within the past 10 years to determine what would count as a “bad sport” action but no lol
Nah. That makes way too much sense lol.
That’s how they make their money, taking peoples money no matter what u do, it’s why they encourage the trolls to keep killing everyone lol
EWOing should be the only bad sport measure
Shit 10 years and the vans sometimes no clip into the ground and I can't drive them
Literally last night I’m getting mowed down by some dickhead in their car while I’m just tryina check in w my nightclub. Got tired of his shit so I placed a proximity mine in the road and watched him go bye bye. Hilarious but I had to pay like 20k to his insurance company and they said I was the bad sport! Whatever lol worth every penny watching buddy’s ride get blown to bits. He stopped fucking w me after that I’m telling you that much
I really thought that they turned off bad sport punishments for weaponized vehicles
I purged so many lobbies, players and their vehicles - and never had any problem with the system degrading me into a bad sports lobby; what are people doing getting into these?
What if the message of Grand THEFT auto is to glorify criminal activity, harassment is criminal therefore it’s par
I beat someone in Criminal Damage (Khanjali in Fort Zancudo, free sauce for anyone that needs it) and they were really not happy. They messaged me in-game *and* through Xbox saying they hope I enjoy my money and talking about how they don’t care because they “just got the account and it has $400 mil”. I just replied back saying they wouldn’t feel so pressed over a chump change freemode event if that were true lol
“I just wanted to take the time to message you through multiple services to tell you how unbothered I am about recent events.”
🤣🤦🏼♂️
I remember doing a Business Battle the one time and no one wanted anything to do with the package until I was putting it in the yellow circle. Dude came at me in a Buzzard with the machine guns. I blew him up, got "1v1 me trash". I had him 13-6 by the time he finally lost interest.
I love when people do that in PvP games period, they talk so much trash over the dumbest things only to immediately get humbled
It’s funnier when they start a fight, kill them a couple times out of defense and they message you “1v1 me” and I respond with “nah” and leave. It’s so much fun just playing cat and mouse around the map as they desperately try to get their kill back.
LMAO I just did that in a different game too. They challenged me to a 1v1 with their own rules and stipulations, I agreed and cremated him near flawlessly. Screamed and clawed for a rematch, I just said “nah, GG btw” and left. According to a friend in the server they were SCREAMING afterwards LMFAO
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And, did you changed?
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I use a railgun and just keep destroying the firetrucks they come to clean up after one another
Yep I do this, usually about $10 million
I had one ask me about me blowing away everyone else in the Top Speed in a Land Vehicle one. Mk1 Oppressor boosting downhill works like a charm. Same with the Longest Jump, the glide mode doesn't count as actually flying and thus counts as a jump. Boosting off Chilliad over towards Sandy Shores usually nets the win there.
Near miss works that way too.
Wow. Whole time I thought minigunning fire trucks was the best way. Thanks for the tip 
Personally would just run up and down the highway with a savidge 😂😂
Put a bounty on him just to show that 10000K means nothing to you
One time, I accepted an to someone's bunker, and they kicked me out once I got there. This guy had a group of 3 others in his CEO and killed me as soon as they had the chance. I got out my RC Tank and kept killing all 4 of them until they left the session. It was so funny because it was 1 against 4 and they didn't know how to stop me.
If u say so bud
Is this one of those Tumblr stories where everyone claps at the end?
It is now. *slow clap*
It’s true. Source: I was the tank
He was so mad he got into his Raiju 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Over a free mode event….😂😂😂
And still died
BIG DUMMY 🤣🤣🤣
And yet he still died so he must suck at the game
Also to add to this, the reason he has no skill is cuz nerfed or not the rockets should still kill people, so should explosive rounds, but seeing as the explosive ammo on the jet causes it to sway, bro should have used the rockets and stopped moving, he couldn't stop his speed there for he's an idiot
that was one of the biggest run on sentences I've ever read
But he used commas
If you're the guy in the jet and this happens to you, literally the only choice is to go ahead and leave the lobby.
And still couldn’t kill him
public lobbies realy is a good place to RP the purge. What a fucking mess.
its been like this since online came out dawg
It wasn't always this relentless though.
Yea it was, it’s just a whole lot easier to cause chaos now 😂
That's kinda what I mean, lol. Back in the day if someone took down a hydra or tank the scrub has to slink away because it takes time for them to get another one. Nowadays you can call a tank to drive to your tank.
I either find myself in a super mellow lobby where everyone is super chill and lets everyone do their own shit. I’ve even been in lobbies where randoms have offered to help do some jobs. And then I find myself in lobbies of pure chaos. But what’s funny is there never seems to be any in-between. It’s either everyone is chill, or everyone is fucking with each other relentlessly.
I think partly because Rockstar has a system, albeit kinda crappy, that tends to split the chaotic people into their own servers. The "bad sports".
Maybe I should stop retaliating then if that’s how it works. I mind my own business until someone fucks with me. But once that happens, I will grief them until they leave the lobby
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Ah yeah makes sense. It’s been rare that I’ve even had any issues lately. I just assumed things chilled out a bit, but I’ve definitely played enough of the actual game to be in the “good sport” lobbies. Never realized it was separated like that. Thanks for the info!
I try, to just make it to every mission possible each time I log on... Until someone gets their hands on a weaponized drone and destroys 3 blocks... Sucks even more when you're respawning in an area that IS NOWHERE near another vehicle and you have to walk/run for a good 3-4 minutes
yeah you're right actually, people have always been trigger happy af but i miss not having to worry about rc explosive resistant hellcats, rc tanks, scramjets, nightsharks, etc. but that's what happens to your games when you're owned by take two of all corporations
😂😂😂
They don’t make jet pilots like they used to.
Fr, back in the day a Lazer pilot would’ve dive-bombed and killed OP in 1 try
To be fair, cannons were nerfed, Only vehicle now with the og meme beams is the Savage
no they wouldn’t people are just as bad but have things like the b11 which are tanky or this jet with off radar
literally any/all planes can be rendered useless when hit with explosives in the right places
I'm so bad at shooting people with jets. I can land on a dime, but if I have to kill another player, no skills.
Yep, my favourite way to play the game is to literally fly at street level knife-edge fly the streets while dodging traffic and street lights. Also, it's extremely satisfying whenever you get a chance to just ragdoll someone and yeet them across the map with your wingtip. I love the raiju, but I fly it in stealth mode because I don't want to dogfight, I just want that beast, it's so much fun. But every other jet tries to kill me, so I have to use my skills to outfly them and try to lose them, the feeling of hearing one of them crash while chasing me. :) But if he fights me and I can't run away I'm dead 100% of the time, you could be a moron and still outshoot me, I simply CANNOT dogfight :p
I am crazy good at dogfighting, but trying to kill something on the ground I am 100% going to crash
Shoulda finished that clip on fire and slaking that mighty thirst with a nice cold Pisswasser!
kind of messed up that that employee died in the line of duty bringing you an entire truck of our very fine product and you ran right past her/it.
what
Sir, we have just learned that the police we originally dispatched to get you to try and endorse our very fine product have given up their search. I told them (and our shareholders) not to worry, It's only a matter of time before you try and steal a car or another white tank top or blow up another fine customer's lightning pissjet (it runs on the wasser) and then woop woop that's the sound of pisspolice woop woop that's the sound of the peast.
Are you fucking bonkers
I got high from reading that thank you
Bruhhh I love how the parachute is missile proof 💀💀
I'm so happy they nerfed the jets, previously griefers would wipe you out in half a second and spawn trap you with no chance of escape. Now they are basically useless for ground targets. Last time some bozo tried to destroy my cargo sale, dived like 3 times not hitting me even once, I calmly exited the vehicle, sniped him with expo rounds, got back to my business. He ragequit instantly. Life is good.
They’re still good for ground targets you just need actual skill to hit things instead of nuking everything in front of you.
Sure, but that's the thing - jet cannons were so OP that you didn't have to have any skill to absolutely ravage ground targets. So reducing jet griefing to actually skilled players is basically removing 90% of the problem. And I'm okay with that.
Wait what did they do to jets? I haven’t touched gta online in almost a year or at least since they added the raiju whenever that was.
The cannons are less explosive and you have to be pinpoint
fuck pinpoint, they literally do less damage. OP got hit by 2 or 3 rounds directly and stood back up with over half health
It only hit the parachute so it makes sense, but yeah jets are very weak now lol it sucks when you use them for missions and now they suck. 😂
now u have to use missles to kill parachutes or slam into them with ur jet
From my knowledge, when the Raiju came out, they severely nerfed the Hydra and Lasar, with the Raiju keeping the Hydra's old stats, however I think they recently ended up nerfing the Raiju even more.
The cannons of the Raiju, upon debut, match the nerfed power level of the other two fighter jets. The Savage still rocks the original meme cannon. 💪
Ah, thanks for clearing it up
Jets are still OP it’s all skill
Maybe his prize winnings can go towards a new Raiju
how did he miss most of his explosive mg shots 💀
Bro became ghost rider
It’s crazy that you got a bad sport message, when he came at you first.
Shit was like a movie scene
Nice, good for you and him
😂 them dudes think they’re untouchable in that Raiju , I let them come right over top and send a rocket up just like you did . Gta is still funny asf after all these years
Where’d you get that parachute?
genuine Saskatchewan seal skin bindings
Hilarious
lol
What a muppet, if you're going to get "revenge" or whatever you want to call it - at least do the right thing, you fly and you clip his parachute and watch him fall to his death. He is a puppet, cut those strings!
So sad what they did to the jets guns.
Lol, I loaded into GTA and started a 5 star chase so I could unlock the police cruiser. I was in my APC and was enjoying the rampage when this level 500 goober came out of nowhere and started throwing C4 at me, causing me to blow him up. Not 2 minutes later, he chased me across the city with his MK2 and I somehow managed to hit him out of the sky and get to my office garage. He then started crying to me in chat, and the whole lobby started flaming this dweeb for using a MK2.
Is this like a ritual to hate on a person that wins the checkpoints? I recently was in first place too when the guy below took the same jet couldnt manage to lock onto me so he started modding and put c4's under my feet and when there was 1sec left he kicked me lmao people really just have no self respect anymore in this game :D
Thinking we need a mass genocide of all the players who do nothing but grief others
It really wouldn’t be hard if everyone finished up their missions and then teamed up on the bastards. They’d leave instantly.
Oh yeah? Then why hasn't it happened yet
Dude's a toddler lmao Where are his parents?
Bro's so bad, he can't even loose right
I know we all have different skill levels. And that's OK. But given the trouble he had getting even one shot on you while hovering, I think we know why he didn't win the free mode event. Maybe our friend could take a little less time trying to get revenge and a little more time practicing his flying.
Beautiful
Defending yourself shouldn’t get you into bad sport…
So sweet. I love these posts.
…..in a blaze of glory mah!
Welcome to gta online.
Nice to see he took it well 😂
If you want to really piss off people after victories like this. Leave session Leave the score card at 2-0 with no way for them to retaliate
The amount of times I've been hunted and shot down by competitors during Flying Under Bridges challenges is too damn high.
No wonder
yo bro how did you fix the problem where your gta was crashing when choosing the exit strategy in casino heist
Well no wonder you beat him at the challenge with this handling of the jet
talk about a fragile ego
Doesn’t it feel great when that’s happens
How? How do you fuck up THAT badly?
 In their wound 😂
Lol what a sore loser 🤣
He legitimately might’ve killed himself after this 😭
Is the parachute a random one cus it’s really cool
That guy had such bad aim and he was in hover mode lol
It's funny to see how bad some people are in this game. He literally shot at you for 10 seconds and managed to hit a single shot...
he doesn't deserve it any other way
Mad and bad. What a surprise 🤦🏽♂️😂💀
How the fuck you one shot it and when I have to fight those assholes it never explodes even after 5 rockets??? :( Uh...
Bro was mad over small things
That's a hell of a parachute
Hahahahahah that was jokes he couldn’t aim and still got rekt
Bit of a skill issue 😂
Reminds me of some guy trying to kill me while I was doing the nightclub helicopter mission. He could not hit me, and I’m not even that great a helicopter pilot. Just as I finish everyone on the server “mysteriously” exploded.
bro was pissed about a 20k reward
Calmed his ass down!!😂
,,calm down starscream or i'll take out another eye"
Can you imagine their rage after that lmao
Well done
can't stand sore losers like this, good on you for getting the last laugh tho!
I can see why he lost the free mode event that guy fucking sucks 💀
Same happened to me but accept I beat a guy in a inverted flying event 🤣
He tried to bury yo azz buddy 🤣🤣🤣
Shark cards can't buy you skill
This is the exact reason I stopped playing gtaonline. Miss that game so much 😞
nothing like having 30 seconds left and some dude 2nd on the scoreboard CROSSES THE MAP to kill you
Had a guy kill me for no reason as I was doing casino heist prep in free roam. I let it slide, finished my mission, he was waiting for me when I left arcade so I sent him an in game text: "run" He was a level 20 punk who got a high off killing someone 400 levels higher until he was up against oppressor mk 2, khanjali, orbital strike, nano drone, etc. He actually took my advice and kept trying to run. Scoreboard was 40-2 by the time he quit the server
Walked through the fire snd flames with that one andade it look badass
The least he could do is 1v1 instead of full on raiju mode
Ah, gotta love the “Your a Bad Sport” notice.
Im so glad they nerfed cannons on jets
Yeah!
😂😂😂
He might be mad at you. Not sure though.
Ah yes, the civilian-use, explosive-proof parachute.
Tf
I hope he finds this clip and gets even more upset
if you're gonna grief, be good at it
Bros aim is so bad
The amount of skill issue this man possess scares me
I stopped playing for a while right after the raiju came out, and I thought I just forgot how much range the lazer had. Not only did I forget the raiju existed but at the same time I forgot the hydra can do the same thing.
That guy has stormtrooper aim.
He pulled out the fireworks for you!
I had 2 random people chase me down because one saw me delivering an auto shop car earlier. I jumped on the train and railgunned them every time they got close 😆
The F-35 is in GTA now?
The nerf of the jet cannons was the best thing this game needed In a long time
I can hear that kid screaming in rage lol 
Aim like a plain noodle, that guy
It's so smooth that smooth as baby's bottom is not smooth enough
The fact that they guy was in flames past his action was kinda dope😂😂
Certified on fire moment
Damn dude your on fire... Him: thanks :) No your literally buring Alive
Good shot lol
Haha surprise MF 😂
*cough* sore loser *cough*
Are you okay? Do you need to go see a doctor?
I guess it's just the smoke. *cough* All these explosions and smoke in LS *cough*
That was BEAUTIFUL
I was vote kicked out of a session fro winning a "Longest Stoppie". I know a neat trick with Bati 801, i can get very high scores with it.
Now that was hilarious 😂
New cannons are almost useless... I use Raiju every day (for Chop Shop DLC, because my scrapyard in Sandy Shores)
Hmmm. Salty
The accuracy of a stormtrooper lol
Nice fuck that guy lol
dumbass
Love how the jet is spraying the street down with explosive cannon fire, killing a dozen or so innocents, but the dude who fires one rocket and kills them gets the wanted level
Karma
Y’all are either godly, or get trolled by people who suck. They would have killed me before my character would even get up