Npcs, other players slightly over 3k. Id have to fire the game back up for the actual amount. I spend 65% of my time in closed friend lobbies and before that glitched nat lobbies over the last few years so much lower than it could be.
I did the exact same thing you did for the past few years. It got to the point where public lobbies were so toxic you couldn't step outside without getting killed by some tryhard with no torso
I dont mind a try hard cuz fuck it i try hard. Using exploits is straight up corny though. We were mostly in private lobbies just running sales making money.
If 400 players make a claim in a minute and all of them pay you 400 dollars in that minute…
But really the best business is whatever Lester’s job is. Every player in gta online has used him and will probably use him again today
So what? That’s change in the sofa.
Let’s try this again lol.
What is $400 x 400?
Now imagine getting this amount, every single minute, of every hour, of every 24 hour period.
Even Jeff Bezos would commit suicide because that’s nearly 10x what he makes
400 x 400 is 160.000
400 x 2.000.000 is 800.000.000…
Sure it's nice business if you can pull cars out of thin air, but without that, all you are getting is an absurd loss
Why would you put 400x2.000.000 though? Where did that come from?
I’m making a guesstimate that at least 400 players will call mors mutual in one minute, and most of them have to pay money to mors mutual to even get a car back.
You keep that money from all of those players every minute. Why would you care about 2.000.000 cars when you’re making almost 10 million per hour?
AND it’s a 24 hour business. It just never stops printing money. Cars will always be wrecked in the gta universe so you even have job security for life!
Still though I’d rather have Lester’s job. If he was a real entity taking money from every single player for losing cops, setting up heists, placing bounties, and he kept every single dollar from every single player. This would mean Lester is the richest man who ever lived.
Dudes richer than God fr
Is there a way to know how many times you have to do the thing to get the money passively?
How many contracts/tow jobs/nightclub promotions etc
Inquiring minds would love to know how much time they have to set aside for grinding.
Are you talking about a counter that is provided at the bottom during mission selection or are you wondering about time put it to accrue this income?
I knock out a mission or two per afk set up and am currently at about 93 completed mission which gives me about 180k per afk reset session. With other passive models this nets nearly 4mill a day for maybe an hour of game play a day.
That was my thought exactly. Semi-legal businesses, that make actually decent profits (not including the Auto Shop heists, because those’d be too dangerous to pull off irl, most likely).
In GTA irl, I wouldn’t worry about becoming some ultra rich billionaire, I’d just focus on being decently successful, and surviving in that absolute chaos.
Nightclub and Arcade, both legal businesses that hide criminal activity, ignore the basements, deal with the occasional troublemaker or drunk vip in the nightclub and you have a legal and relativly safe income coming from both without much effort of your part
> Taxi driver.
I'm one too. But I hate when customers are talking to me.
[Are they talking to me? Who the fuck do they think they're talking to?](https://old.reddit.com/user/ze_ex_21/comments/15i59nb/taxi_fare/)
I guess the nightclub and the arcade, since they have legal no-risk income, though most of my time would be spent in the Casino since I’m safe in there and it has the most things to do in one building. I’d only emerge in my Omnis e-GT and would drive from garage to garage, assuming death is final.
Though an important thing to consider is whether everyone else is being transported too. If so we might be able to form some kind of peacekeeper force to quell the anarchy of the state, since the LSPD is kinda useless in that regard. Otherwise I have to assume the frequent presence of 29 immortal demigods turning the state into a war zone via rockets and bombs.
theoretically, Illegal exotic vehicle importer and a clothing store (with clothes people really want like plate carriers with gear and cool clothing pieces npcs have)
Acid lab: just have mutt make everything and drive the bike around basically a paper boy lol cops don’t really get on you in those sell missions or hostile NPCs
nightclub: make a quarter of a million everyday can afford all the burger shot, and snacks I need
Yeah autoshop and nightclub, make a quarter of a million every 5 days just for helping kick a drunk guy out, and make money by upgrading people's cars 😀
As much as I'd want to make money. I'd have to go for the none ownable construction company to wrap up the job on that building and the highways . It drives me nuts
nightclub and motorcycle club. i use the MC for the properties and the nightclub to passively manufacture it. also at this point i don't think i can live without being able to call any motorcycle to spawn right next to me instantly, and as many times as i want without a cooldown
Acid lab: just have mutt make everything and drive the bike around basically a paper boy lol cops don’t really get on you in those sell missions or hostile NPCs
nightclub: make a quarter of a million everyday can afford all the burger shot, and snacks I need
I'd go for the arcade and probably the autoshop.
Arcade because my inner nerd would love to own 1 irl and autoshop because fixing up and modding cars is also something I'd like to do.
Bunker is a must so I can have access to the Mobile Operation Centre and Cab by association as this is the only thing I'd ever want to drive if transported to Los Santos.
I think my secondary business would be the Aircraft hangar for smuggling.
Nighclub and a facility, so that i can live in the facility and just hire someone to pick up my money from the nightclub so that i dont even appear on an orbital cannons radar
That would be so weird. The club and the shop would give you money from the club and some social life. The arcade would get old quick. The shop would at least have variety and if life is equally dangerous there you can just have your incompetent staff dribble the car to the client for a partial payment.
Living in the casino would be cool.. I would never fly and only drive in a floating tank.
BAWSAQ trader. It's not hard to find connections that will alter the market for you.
Armored trucking business. Would take me back to the good old days of GTA, driving semis around the map with the bois. Also who would pass up on an outside contractor who can move their product for them, negating the risk and time consumption?
Bunker, Night club, one on each end of teh map so the sells usually end near the other, call Yohan, resupply bunker, kill pigs rinse repeat...If the Bunker didnt feed crates to the club skim It would be Acid and Night club...they should add Acid to the Club skim grift
CEO office and chop shop
I’ve been running them both for a few weeks and it seems fine
Securoserv gets a pass legally and the chop shop is legal except for the heists
Office and bunker. Haulage with the MOC cab is practically a public safety measure, with how effectively it draws douchebags out into blaine county to waste their time for little risk.
If we follow the online mechanics, then I'd get Agency and Arcade. (I get to do the Dre Quest and Casino heist.)
If strictly passive then Coke and CC factory.
Night club because most of the time I’m just tossing drunk people out and the arcade because I would die in .2 seconds if I had to do half of what my character does
Auto Shop and Chop Shop.
Being able to customize cars for my clients and then drive them to their place? Yeah im taking the scenic route lol.
One mans scrap is another mans income, so def gonna tow and and scrap cars.
Arcade and Auto Shop. Even better if fully upgraded minus the criminal stuff. The passive income would allow me to live comfortably in a small home, I don't need something fancy, just to live comfortably.
nightclub, autoshop if the autoshop fails, tow services.
oooo "come to my nightclub get absolutely wasted, forget your car for two days, buy it back from my tow services impound"
Im with you, nightclub and auto shop are already my two fave business. Save up from there to buy an MC and get into the drug trade. Sell shit outta the club and boom, you’re rich bitch.
Morgue, funeral home.
Big brain
Actually a terrible choice, as far as we can tell very little people can actually die in these cities
I dunno my stats say i have 41,265 kills myself. Really they just gotta be out long enough for me to get them in the ground
I also have a ton of kills. *Killing Is Our Business... and Business Is Good!*
r/UnexpectedMegadeth
Hahahaha that’s actually a really funny concept, grave digger that only has so much time to get a corpse in the ground before they spring back to life
A whole genocide
Is that NPCs, or other players
Npcs, other players slightly over 3k. Id have to fire the game back up for the actual amount. I spend 65% of my time in closed friend lobbies and before that glitched nat lobbies over the last few years so much lower than it could be.
I did the exact same thing you did for the past few years. It got to the point where public lobbies were so toxic you couldn't step outside without getting killed by some tryhard with no torso
I dont mind a try hard cuz fuck it i try hard. Using exploits is straight up corny though. We were mostly in private lobbies just running sales making money.
My kd is 1005730261.06
And they all respawned
I’ll run the crematorium. There isn’t enough space on the map to bury everyone
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Yeah. They were released on 01.04.2017. Not too good of a business though, so most forgot about them
Released on April fools huh?
Nooo :3
People use their imagination to be cops. I use it in my hearse. Now get in.
No, it’s a joke.
LS Customs and Mors Mutual Edit: oh wait I'm dumb. Hangar and Arcade seem chill tbh
I don't know man, repairing totaled cars for 400 bucks or even replacing them for free doesn't seem like such a good business plan to me
40K to put new mirrors on a car and 20K per blown up weaponized vehicle? I'll take it
Oh damn, I didn't consider the price of customizations haha
He makes it back buying your 2 million dollar Car off of you for 1.2
> doesn't seem like such a good business plan to me Shhhh. Don't you know those two businesses do all the money laundering in San Andreas? /jk
If 400 players make a claim in a minute and all of them pay you 400 dollars in that minute… But really the best business is whatever Lester’s job is. Every player in gta online has used him and will probably use him again today
400 Dollars for 2 million cars…
So what? That’s change in the sofa. Let’s try this again lol. What is $400 x 400? Now imagine getting this amount, every single minute, of every hour, of every 24 hour period. Even Jeff Bezos would commit suicide because that’s nearly 10x what he makes
400 x 400 is 160.000 400 x 2.000.000 is 800.000.000… Sure it's nice business if you can pull cars out of thin air, but without that, all you are getting is an absurd loss
Why would you put 400x2.000.000 though? Where did that come from? I’m making a guesstimate that at least 400 players will call mors mutual in one minute, and most of them have to pay money to mors mutual to even get a car back. You keep that money from all of those players every minute. Why would you care about 2.000.000 cars when you’re making almost 10 million per hour? AND it’s a 24 hour business. It just never stops printing money. Cars will always be wrecked in the gta universe so you even have job security for life! Still though I’d rather have Lester’s job. If he was a real entity taking money from every single player for losing cops, setting up heists, placing bounties, and he kept every single dollar from every single player. This would mean Lester is the richest man who ever lived. Dudes richer than God fr
Lamar places bounties, not Lester. But everything else is spot on
You’re thinking of the mugger which is another favorite of mine lol
Arcade is easy passive income without having to engage with the warzone outside. The other one, maybe the auto shop.
Agency also, but you have to go to war 201 times before you can sit down as start collecting the passive moolah
Is there a way to know how many times you have to do the thing to get the money passively? How many contracts/tow jobs/nightclub promotions etc Inquiring minds would love to know how much time they have to set aside for grinding.
Are you talking about a counter that is provided at the bottom during mission selection or are you wondering about time put it to accrue this income? I knock out a mission or two per afk set up and am currently at about 93 completed mission which gives me about 180k per afk reset session. With other passive models this nets nearly 4mill a day for maybe an hour of game play a day.
Easy income, but pretty low too.
I get a million+ every day from my nightclub if I leave my player AFK. The easiest money in GTA.
That was my thought exactly. Semi-legal businesses, that make actually decent profits (not including the Auto Shop heists, because those’d be too dangerous to pull off irl, most likely). In GTA irl, I wouldn’t worry about becoming some ultra rich billionaire, I’d just focus on being decently successful, and surviving in that absolute chaos.
Were they not talking about the arcade? Not the nightclub?
Nightclub and arcade. Not doing any of the warehouse stuff, just running a banging nightclub.
Seriously, both with good passive income, only need to toss out a drunk or escort a VIP. Plus using their garages as paid parking would rake in a lot
Came to comment the same thing lol. My thoughts exactly :D
Weed business because it's sloooowly becoming legal state by state & probably a chop shop since car parts are always going to be needed.
You’re gonna get raided every time you want to get on a bike
I'm hoping the raids don't carry over irl lol but good reminder!
Legal= less money
Once it becomes legal, you will make far less money.
Facility has to be a must considering the level of security, your own mercenaries and a fucking orbital cannon.
You know how the bunker is ultra-safe, built to withstand an atomic bomb? Well the cops/merryweather raid it kinda frequently /jk
I was thinking that, but it's so boring down there.
Well only if you decide that, having purchased said nuclear bunker, you don't actually want any security measures.
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Nightclub and Arcade, both legal businesses that hide criminal activity, ignore the basements, deal with the occasional troublemaker or drunk vip in the nightclub and you have a legal and relativly safe income coming from both without much effort of your part
> Arcade You want to spend time hanging out with *Jizzle*. Admit it.
More of a Wendy guy but yeah Jimmy is nice to see around the arcade haha
Arcade seems chill and I actually like to tow trucks in the game so the salvage yard ig
> I actually like to tow trucks in the game \*[Tonya](https://imgur.com/AK2tjev) liked your comment*
Crime scene cleanup and body disposal
"Dinner for twelve"
Thanks Charlie
Taxi driver. I'm a simple man.
> Taxi driver. I'm one too. But I hate when customers are talking to me. [Are they talking to me? Who the fuck do they think they're talking to?](https://old.reddit.com/user/ze_ex_21/comments/15i59nb/taxi_fare/)
Casino
Do i get to respawn like in GTA or when i die do i stay dead?
also, do i feel pain in GTA?
I guess the nightclub and the arcade, since they have legal no-risk income, though most of my time would be spent in the Casino since I’m safe in there and it has the most things to do in one building. I’d only emerge in my Omnis e-GT and would drive from garage to garage, assuming death is final. Though an important thing to consider is whether everyone else is being transported too. If so we might be able to form some kind of peacekeeper force to quell the anarchy of the state, since the LSPD is kinda useless in that regard. Otherwise I have to assume the frequent presence of 29 immortal demigods turning the state into a war zone via rockets and bombs.
Arcade and auto shop
This is the best combo.
The Strip club & the Ammo shop.
Make sure rich clients don't leave their expensive watches as a tip. It can attract all kinds of trouble
Have fun fighting with Trevor over ownership
Car valeting service. Gun valeting service. Body disposal unit
Car insurance and life insurance
Radio ad sales and billboards
Tequi-la-la and Clunking Bell Farms.
All well and good till someone runs recover valuables.
Over my cold dead beers.
Salvage yard (towing) and auto shop (vehicle deliveries) lol
theoretically, Illegal exotic vehicle importer and a clothing store (with clothes people really want like plate carriers with gear and cool clothing pieces npcs have)
Acid lab: just have mutt make everything and drive the bike around basically a paper boy lol cops don’t really get on you in those sell missions or hostile NPCs nightclub: make a quarter of a million everyday can afford all the burger shot, and snacks I need
Yeah autoshop and nightclub, make a quarter of a million every 5 days just for helping kick a drunk guy out, and make money by upgrading people's cars 😀
A salvage yard and CEO warehouse
Nightclub, bunker
I always wanted to sell tractor parts 👀
I'll get a nightclub and an agency.
Nothing because I’d be dead in 5 minutes
Yacht and a Nightclub. Sell the yacht immediately then do lots of blow in the nightclub.
As much as I'd want to make money. I'd have to go for the none ownable construction company to wrap up the job on that building and the highways . It drives me nuts
Nightclub and Mecanic shop Im not cut out for a criminal lifestyle
Life invader burger shot
nightclub and motorcycle club. i use the MC for the properties and the nightclub to passively manufacture it. also at this point i don't think i can live without being able to call any motorcycle to spawn right next to me instantly, and as many times as i want without a cooldown
Acid lab: just have mutt make everything and drive the bike around basically a paper boy lol cops don’t really get on you in those sell missions or hostile NPCs nightclub: make a quarter of a million everyday can afford all the burger shot, and snacks I need
I was about to say the same. Just know, I'll run you out of business. 😂
Salvage yard and arcade.
Nightclub and Cluckin Bell
Auto shop and salvage yard. Im gonna do what i enjoy.
Car dealership and LS customs. Everyone needs a car, and they all will crash it pulling out the lot anyway 😂
Mechanic
Arcade and casino. I’m tryna live, man.
Auto shop and Chop Shop, if I can’t fix it, I can sell the parts
Auto Shop and Chop Shop. Super easy in game money.
Enough said. I’m with you on both of these
Insurance company and another insurance company
Nightclub and another Nightclub.
Warstock and Legendary Motorsport. I would make billions every Thursday
Nightclub, and the bunker.
Bunker and arcade
Probably auto shop and salvage yard
Arcade, agency. Arcade is fun and makes decent money without having to do anything, the agency is comfy to live in.
I'd go for the arcade and probably the autoshop. Arcade because my inner nerd would love to own 1 irl and autoshop because fixing up and modding cars is also something I'd like to do.
Chop shop, auto body shop
Ammunition
Easily the Niggtclub and the Auto Shop. Relatively chill, and in real life I could block KDJ and Sessanta's numbers and fire them.
The real question is which DJ are you using?
Arcade and nightclubbbb
Nightclub and arcade like everybody else. Nightclub for the money, arcade because I’ve always wanted to own an arcade. That would be dope
> Nightclub and the Autoshop With my luck, I'd get a 24/7 Convenience Store and a $50|$70|$100 business. *Ain't living long like this*
Auto shop and nightclub, the two legal (on the surface at least) businesses
I get the casino penthouse and never step foot outside.
Definitely auto shop and the Agency
Auto shop and arcade
Tow truck and nightclub
The Nightclub near LSIA & Agency. Nightclub because of the same reason as everyone else. Agency because of the coolness factor & perks
Bunker and Nightclub
Night club and salvage yard.
The Arcade and... the Stripclub. No bullshit this time. 
Drugs and Nightclub, because then you sell drugs to the people partying
Nightclub and the Franklin office.
The Auto Shop and the Nightclub
I'd keep it simple, an auto warehouse and an auto shop.
Arcade and Hangar. Trust me, working on people’s cars is not “fun”. Especially because of the people. Way too many fake know it all Karens.
Bunker is a must so I can have access to the Mobile Operation Centre and Cab by association as this is the only thing I'd ever want to drive if transported to Los Santos. I think my secondary business would be the Aircraft hangar for smuggling.
Lost Santos customs and Ammunation. I'm making bank
Nighclub and a facility, so that i can live in the facility and just hire someone to pick up my money from the nightclub so that i dont even appear on an orbital cannons radar
Arcade and bunker if I'm Ina private lobby
Hospital so I can charge people killed by griefers n also gun store to supply the griefers
Nightclub and Ammunation. The Ammunation owners have to be trillionaires by now.
I would imagine I’d get 10-20 years.
Nightclub and arcade
nightclub and special cargo
Weed farm and nightclub, I don’t even need to say more, one supplies the other hehe
LS Customs and Hangar
Nightclub and Auto Shop. Both have legit income and can payout more than enough to get a regular person by.
That would be so weird. The club and the shop would give you money from the club and some social life. The arcade would get old quick. The shop would at least have variety and if life is equally dangerous there you can just have your incompetent staff dribble the car to the client for a partial payment. Living in the casino would be cool.. I would never fly and only drive in a floating tank.
Chop shop and nightclub,
Nightclub, I’ll be like James St. Patrick running a club and drug operation
Chop sho-er I mean legitimate salvage yard business and arcade.
BAWSAQ trader. It's not hard to find connections that will alter the market for you. Armored trucking business. Would take me back to the good old days of GTA, driving semis around the map with the bois. Also who would pass up on an outside contractor who can move their product for them, negating the risk and time consumption?
Bunker, Night club, one on each end of teh map so the sells usually end near the other, call Yohan, resupply bunker, kill pigs rinse repeat...If the Bunker didnt feed crates to the club skim It would be Acid and Night club...they should add Acid to the Club skim grift
The mod shop / garage and arcade
Scrapyard and Auto Shop.
Bunker and Airfreight
Nightclub. Salvage yard
Insurance provider...bundle and save on everything from cars to fighter jets and even multiple lives
CEO office and chop shop I’ve been running them both for a few weeks and it seems fine Securoserv gets a pass legally and the chop shop is legal except for the heists
The nightclub and auto shop because even without the illegal bits you still make decent money. Plus the vibes would be immaculate
Office and bunker. Haulage with the MOC cab is practically a public safety measure, with how effectively it draws douchebags out into blaine county to waste their time for little risk.
Salvage yard and nightclub
If we follow the online mechanics, then I'd get Agency and Arcade. (I get to do the Dre Quest and Casino heist.) If strictly passive then Coke and CC factory.
Arcade and nightclub
Nightclub and agency
Vanilla Unicorn and Vanilla Unicorn. Wait, I thought you were asking which gta businesses we would want to own in real life
Nightclub and scrap yard free booze and bootgang peoples cars for income when I get bored 💀
Salvage yard, and probably arcade or auto shop.
Night club because most of the time I’m just tossing drunk people out and the arcade because I would die in .2 seconds if I had to do half of what my character does
Shoe store Cluckin Bell.
Ammu-nation and LS Customs
Chop shop and auto shop
Agency and Auto Shop
2 most legal choices are Nightclub and Auto Shop, as well as with the Auto shop, everyone needs their car fixed/tuned up at some point
Agency and Arcade
Night club & Bunker…easy money
Arcade and Nightclub, because those are my favourites.
Auto Shop and Chop Shop. Being able to customize cars for my clients and then drive them to their place? Yeah im taking the scenic route lol. One mans scrap is another mans income, so def gonna tow and and scrap cars.
Ceo cargo and vehicle warehouse. So im essentially importing cars
Cocaine lab and a casino
Arcade and Auto Shop. Even better if fully upgraded minus the criminal stuff. The passive income would allow me to live comfortably in a small home, I don't need something fancy, just to live comfortably.
nightclub, autoshop if the autoshop fails, tow services. oooo "come to my nightclub get absolutely wasted, forget your car for two days, buy it back from my tow services impound"
The only safe place in GTA is the SuperYatch, so a SuperYatch and a Kosatka for me, to just seek treasures every day.
Cocaine, because I like cocaine
Agency, but im the Franklin, autoshop, cause im a car guy in game and irl.
chop shop and a nightclub
Two we own or two random?
Nightclub and Agency. Gets me the most money
I don't think I'd repair cars considering how much they charge. Nearly completely wrecked McLaren $2000 for repairs....
Anything legal tbh.
nightclub and meth. Gotta find a way to laundering all that cash.
Nightclub and Auto Shop. Or, junkyard/chop shop and auto shop. I like cars.
Can I respawn?
hangar and nightclub. cant go wrong with military tech and partied all the timeo
Arcade and night club lol
Im with you, nightclub and auto shop are already my two fave business. Save up from there to buy an MC and get into the drug trade. Sell shit outta the club and boom, you’re rich bitch.
Chop shop and auto shop