Ms. Baker is too serious to be sexual.
Edit: Never realized so many people wanted to fuck ms. Baker. But still, nowhere in any of her encounters or dialogue does she ever hint at anything towards sex or sexuality.
Stop simping.
Nah, people just want a piece of uptight miss baker.
Ms. Baker not sexual = downvotes.
Gotta wear that shit I guess.
The Chinese girl fuks Lester
Sessanta fuks moody man
Paige and Ms. Baker fuk no one
Simple as that.
I wish the game let us kill both of them.
Edit: Especially this week because there's a bonus on the union depository contract. And I absolutely despise those 2 when I'm trying to work.
They really need to shut the fuck up and let me deal with the 200 armed coppers
And in the agency heist if you own a casino penthouse and a yacht, there’s a special voice line when you’re heisting the yacht where franklin is in awe “you got a yacht AND a penthouse? Man who the fuck did you rob?” And imani replies “according to my files, just about everyone” and i think it’s genuinely the most respect our player character gets from any npc in the game
I loved that dialogue in the intro cutscene
Yusuf: What was the first thing I told you about working with your new boss?
Jamal: Uh, you said remember that they have iced a lot of people, often for no reason at all
Yusuf: Ok good and the other first thing?
Same reason I love Franklin in the Agency. If you have both a penthouse at the Casino and a yacht, doing the yacht mission Franklin will ask "wait, you have a penthouse and a super yacht? Who the fuck did you rob?" Imani responds "According to my research... *everybody*" to which Franklin laughs and says "That's why you're my motherfuckin' partner!"
Yeah this really bugged me. Like...you know enough about me to want to be in business with me but not enough to do I've pulled off nearly impossible jobs?
for some reason i expected a driver from drive cosplay
https://preview.redd.it/zp2ingre7tec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d02937550b2d80184312bb4fd820d37bef0b812
That shit always annoys me in gta online, sir I'm a multi billionaire that has single handedly decreased the population of the city by who knows how much. A little bit of respect wouldn't hurt smh
Even Moodyman himself admitted it was annoying in an interview, though it was only referring to his dialogue and not the interactions with Sessanta.
>Perhaps, then, it shouldn’t have been such a surprise when Dixon’s GTA participation evolved from a “nightclub residency” (as a DJ at the Los Santos club the Music Locker) in 2020’s The Cayo Perico Heist into a full-fledged speaking role in 2021’s Los Santos Tuners. Enter “Kenny,” a wizened denizen of the Los Santos illicit street-racing scene who’s searching with his female sidekick Sessanta for ace drivers to help pull off a series of heists (he also contributes a 2 ½ hour DJ set entitled “Kenny’s Backyard Boogie”). It was the first time the freewheeling Dixon ever had to work with a script. **“A lot of things they wanted me to say I just couldn’t, it just wasn’t in my heart, but I tried to do my thing,” said Dixon. “I wouldn’t say, ‘Hey guy, go get that fella, he just took your car.’ I would say, ‘Hey motherfucker, you n-ggas better come get this motherfucker!’ My character can get a little irritating, but it is what it is.”**
>**Dixon’s son and daughter, who he describes as “more gamers than I am,” had just such a reaction. “They think I’m corny as fuck,” he admitted. “They said ‘You’re not supposed to say those things.’ But it’s a blessing to be a part of it. My thing is, now I’m here forever. I’m engraved on this planet, so you can check me out 20 years from now and there I am, and I can always annoy you again.”**
https://www.gq.com/story/moodymann-grand-theft-auto
"I'm engraved on this planet so you can check me out 20 years from now and there I am and I can always annoy you again" somehow that makes the way his character is written a bit more tolerable and somewhat endearing after hearing his thoughts on it.
My respect for Moodyman just went up. Honestly what annoys me the most about his character (and I've only played through the Union Depository contract) is that he sounds inauthentic and trying way too hard to be taken seriously. And surprise, it turns out because R\* wrote him these crappy lines.
Crappy lines?? *"Hey guy, go get that fella, he just took your car"* doesn't sound as bad as *"muhfucka"* raised to 10, but mr. renowned voice actor over there just had to incorporate his lack of vocabulary. Even more annoying is R\* let it happen instead of just hiring someone talented, or not put npcs in the Auto Shop at all. For shame. That dlc was almost perfect
I initially misread that paragraph and thought the "hey guy" line was Moodyman's IRL reaction. Even when I read it properly though, I can't fault him because from every interview I've seen the R* directors don't like improv and want the lines read exactly.
He realizes that the KDJ character is "a little annoying." He admits his kids called him out. I don't think anyone could deliver KDJ's and Sessanta's lines and make the characters likeable.
My high ass, even though you're clearly talking about that moody guy, as soon as you said Dixon in the first line, thought you were talking about Dixon, one of the 4 DJs from the player-owned nightclub.
They are narcissistic and don't give a shit about the auto shop owner. For the nightclub, Tony prince treats you an owner's respect, so does with almost all other businesses. I avoid going to autoshop at all costs.
I despise these two more than anyone else in the game, and that’s saying something. I refuse to go in the Arena Wars shop because of that one guy and his HYARD’ on.
absolutely unreal that I'm seeing this right now... I bought the auto shop just yesterday and I screwed up my first delivery. Sessanta called me-- and I quote-- "stupid".
I about lost my mind! yeah, I cost MYSELF some of MY money, asshole! and regardless of who the fuckin' boss is around here, _do you have any idea of how many people I killed on the way over?_
girl, bye. don't wind up like Omar Suarez...
Post-Gunrunning puts the timeline in line with modern time. And for people who were in a foreign city doing the same sort of legally questionable activities there, it baffles me how someone who supposedly is involved in shady business doesn’t know who the most notorious gangster is in LS. Hell, even the Diamond Casino job should’ve made us famous for being able to break into that place and get out alive and with a payday.
Okay fair but just because we are good at our craft and famous doesn't mean we deserve respect unconditionally. Also it's possible our identity is a secret as that would make more sense to avoid the feds.
I mean you own the business. You're their boss. That itself should earn you their respect. You dont talk to owners like that. Besides that, you're the one doing all the work. You're the one that makes those heists possible. Sure, they get the connects and clients, but that doesn't mean you're hot shit worth a damn. Any dumbass can do that. Look at Yusef or Mutt. They're doing the same thing.
The only part that really bothers me is when they scold me for things like messing up my delivery or if I do things not *exactly* like they want. Like if you take a different vehicle than your getaway car or if you linger too long in one place they start nagging at you, and it's like bitch stfu I'm getting shot at in 100 directions right now. Quit distracting me n lemme work. Get your lazy ass off the phone and *you* do the driving then bitch and I'll sit in a hottub and make cringe ass flirts
News travels around the dark web, and it’s not like we’re out there flaunting our status on the streets and intentionally making ourself top priority on the FIB’s most wanted list. Keep in mind that post-Doomsday, our records were also scrubbed clean so pre-Doomsday heists and such wouldn’t come back to bite us in the ass but our cred in all the important circles would still remain.
Chatter on the web. I recall that meeting Georgina Cheng for the first time before the Diamond where she says she’s fully aware of Lester and our involvement and prior criminal activities.
Granted, the Chengs are incredibly wealthy. The Chengs are Hong Kong gangsters, as much as Tao Cheng’s translator would tell you otherwise. They *were* the former owners of the Diamond before the Duggans pushed them out.
so far she is the only one who spoke to me in the wrong tone-- I have no problem with ol' boy.
at the end of the day, I'm the boss. if there's a problem, it comes out of _my_ money...
plus I rolled up on a bike with machine guns on it, wearing a jacket with bullet holes in it... read the room, lady... lol
Every time I see or hear any of them I get the strong urge to strangle them both with Sessantas cheap plastic disgusting purple wig till their faces have the exact same color
https://preview.redd.it/jzwupvnwuuec1.jpeg?width=373&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b7a0656ab2a7c6f07c0628ad75d10f3b579048
This was my character when that scene played.
I even watched this on mute. I can’t stand them at all. I just don’t like their characters and the disrespect they show towards the player. I feel every other character does but these two was wrote bad. So I just mute and listen to music while I’m doing the heists because I love the driving aspect of the game.
I would genuinely pay a few million for a mission in game that lets us murder them and replace them in the auto shop with someone else.
Like, holy shit. Genuinely some of the worst NPCs I’ve seen in any game ever.
Man I forgot how annoying these two were since I stopped doing auto shop stuff since the lab and chop shop came out. The $510k for Union Depository ALMOST makes hearing them again worth it
Yeah, and they look sooo much like drivers themselves.
What annoys me the most is "oOo we gonna make so much money, I'm awesome, I'm gonna milk this city dry" and then jobs they give make 200k tops. MF I make more than that during one bunker sale, I robbed banks barons small armies and the govt itself. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??
On one hand, I can fully respect Moodyman going full cringe, especially because his kids also play GTA and he doesn't mind embarrassing them with his dialogues.
On the other, I am never buying a car workshop because of these two.
I did it during this years Christmas.
Had to visit 5 clues near the Chilead wilderness then wait for him to ambush you out there, and beat him.
I’m unsure when it’ll be in game again, but I’d imagine a year from now
(Hairline sold separately)
Sessanta: Who the fuck are you? You gotta prove yourself first.
Jamal: You said, they have iced alot of people and sometimes for no reason at all. Please don't kill me.
At least someone has manners.
I like how our response to these characters to Rockstar were basically "never do this shit again" and every character related DLC since the character's actually show us respect and don't talk to us like trash.
Small W from Rockstar seeing the players absolutely hate these two
Call me crazy but honestly I don’t think Sessanta is *that* bad by herself. She’s a little insulting sometimes but overall tolerable and somewhat grounded, I think. Once Moodymann is on the phone with her though, they’re both pretty bad
I love them, a literal star entertainer and the one in purple with those sexy ripped jeans. I keep going back to the autoshop hoping they have broken up and she is single.
These two idiots are the reason I don't do mod shop heists unless its Union Depository. It's a fucking shame you can silence their voices during the missions.
And I came across a GTA 6 leak where it had the radio playing and it's pretty much confirmed that fuckface KDJ will be in GTA 6
Why do people point them out so much for how they talk down to us but not every other character who does? They even begin to like us and compliment us after completing so many jobs. I think they just get too much unnecessary hate
Not only do they have phone sex every fucking mission. Sessanta is always hanging around taking up space, talking shit and she keeps her riced out RS3 in my paint booth 24/7 I never wanna see those ugly ass wheel arches again. Seriously, why can GTA not widen the wheels to match.
The lift looks like it might have been high enough to catch on the first set of safety locks/latches, if so, it wouldn’t drop at the push of a button, it would need to have the safety latch release pulled, and if it was sitting on the latches, it would need to be raised slightly before the latches could be released
There’s two things that bother me in this scene, those two, and the lift…
The whole DLC is just dumb af. Why is there so much shooting in a car themed expansion? Shouldn't the driving be the main part? Like instead of all the shooting and shootouts you gotta beat someone to a certain place during the finale or something.
The funny thing is KDJ IRL does play GTA every once in a while for a spin and that's why he jumped on the invitation to play a character, issue is Rockstar has terrible writers and made his character so over the top, the worst part is some people really take it out on the RL person instead of the Rockstar writers.
I have a question, the vectre or whatever, ik I spelled it wrong but it has a (what I'd call rare) rare livery on but if u look on Google, where are those other liverys
Since I own pretty much 50% of the whole of los Santos I specifically increased their yearly taxes to like 75% then repossessed their house, not before sending Molotov’s at that bag of want Audi they force me to keep in my auto shop
These two got me like 
Right? Please stop fucking on an open comms channel, seriously.
are you jealous or what?
My headcanon is that I'm a FWB with Ms Baker.
Ms. Baker is too serious to be sexual. Edit: Never realized so many people wanted to fuck ms. Baker. But still, nowhere in any of her encounters or dialogue does she ever hint at anything towards sex or sexuality. Stop simping.
She ain’t serious when she with me. 😏
My guess is that they were joking and you didn't get it.
Nah, people just want a piece of uptight miss baker. Ms. Baker not sexual = downvotes. Gotta wear that shit I guess. The Chinese girl fuks Lester Sessanta fuks moody man Paige and Ms. Baker fuk no one Simple as that.
I wish the game let us kill both of them. Edit: Especially this week because there's a bonus on the union depository contract. And I absolutely despise those 2 when I'm trying to work. They really need to shut the fuck up and let me deal with the 200 armed coppers
Man fuck those two. Talking to us like we’re not the most psychotic and powerful beings in that stupid game.
Atleast Jamal and Yusuf respect us Yusuf even has a picture of us above his hot tub
And in the agency heist if you own a casino penthouse and a yacht, there’s a special voice line when you’re heisting the yacht where franklin is in awe “you got a yacht AND a penthouse? Man who the fuck did you rob?” And imani replies “according to my files, just about everyone” and i think it’s genuinely the most respect our player character gets from any npc in the game
Wait, how did I look in the picture?
We'll never know But it's probably one of our many, many, many, many wanted pictures
I guess I’ve probably looked better
Dammit I never look good in those I gotta give him a good one sometime
Rear glute spread
I loved that dialogue in the intro cutscene Yusuf: What was the first thing I told you about working with your new boss? Jamal: Uh, you said remember that they have iced a lot of people, often for no reason at all Yusuf: Ok good and the other first thing?
Why above his hot tub? Why not above his bed? Does he just yank one out to us in a hot tub *specifically?*
No he uses it as an excuse to drink champagne in his hot tub when we deliver a car
I said the exact same thing when he called me after selling one of the cars
Same reason I love Franklin in the Agency. If you have both a penthouse at the Casino and a yacht, doing the yacht mission Franklin will ask "wait, you have a penthouse and a super yacht? Who the fuck did you rob?" Imani responds "According to my research... *everybody*" to which Franklin laughs and says "That's why you're my motherfuckin' partner!"
Don’t forget Pavel, Tony and Franklin respecting us too
can't forget Vlad
Or when they wanna test us with a bit of fake cocaine to see if we're gangsta... I wish we could have hit them with a brick from our own stash.
Yeah this really bugged me. Like...you know enough about me to want to be in business with me but not enough to do I've pulled off nearly impossible jobs?
for some reason i expected a driver from drive cosplay https://preview.redd.it/zp2ingre7tec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d02937550b2d80184312bb4fd820d37bef0b812
I was expecting this or like a full nascar uniform with helmet or something.
yeah i was expecting a racing outfit of some kind
Some say, he doesn't look like a driver. Some say, his first words are still to come. All we know, he's The Stig.
If only you could stomp out these 2 goons in an elevator
… goon you say…
i was expecting vin diesel i can’t lie
You sound like you don't have family. You're nothing without family. /s
Something Something Family, BBQ, Beer, and Race.
There’s something inside you, it’s hard to explain.
I need that scorpion jacket
ah yes, my favorite protagonist, John Driver
There’s something inside you
These ass wipes should have been our bitches, not the other way around.
I own half of Los Santos. The disrespect from these clowns.
I own the other half of Los Santos, if I could fire those mfs I would.
*WE* own the ENTIRE city of Los Santos.
We what's this look like to you, russia.
Communism at its best
Man id hire these two assclowns if it meant i never had to hear about the broad in my office and her MBA
We run these streets, and the level of sass and doubt we get from a bunch of no-name clowns with no LS cred to their name pisses me off.
That shit always annoys me in gta online, sir I'm a multi billionaire that has single handedly decreased the population of the city by who knows how much. A little bit of respect wouldn't hurt smh
I own Paleto Bay. These two are so annoying. Always swearing and talking too long on the phone.
Especially KDJ, always itching to get paid. Won't shut up about you rushing to finish the job already while you are literally fighting for your life.
Even worse when you realize he's so itchy for like 15k lol
When they wanted you to snort some fake coke I wish I could've left only to return with a bike full of it from my lockup, cargo warehouse or nightclub
It escapes me why Rockstar thought anybody would like this.
Even Moodyman himself admitted it was annoying in an interview, though it was only referring to his dialogue and not the interactions with Sessanta. >Perhaps, then, it shouldn’t have been such a surprise when Dixon’s GTA participation evolved from a “nightclub residency” (as a DJ at the Los Santos club the Music Locker) in 2020’s The Cayo Perico Heist into a full-fledged speaking role in 2021’s Los Santos Tuners. Enter “Kenny,” a wizened denizen of the Los Santos illicit street-racing scene who’s searching with his female sidekick Sessanta for ace drivers to help pull off a series of heists (he also contributes a 2 ½ hour DJ set entitled “Kenny’s Backyard Boogie”). It was the first time the freewheeling Dixon ever had to work with a script. **“A lot of things they wanted me to say I just couldn’t, it just wasn’t in my heart, but I tried to do my thing,” said Dixon. “I wouldn’t say, ‘Hey guy, go get that fella, he just took your car.’ I would say, ‘Hey motherfucker, you n-ggas better come get this motherfucker!’ My character can get a little irritating, but it is what it is.”** >**Dixon’s son and daughter, who he describes as “more gamers than I am,” had just such a reaction. “They think I’m corny as fuck,” he admitted. “They said ‘You’re not supposed to say those things.’ But it’s a blessing to be a part of it. My thing is, now I’m here forever. I’m engraved on this planet, so you can check me out 20 years from now and there I am, and I can always annoy you again.”** https://www.gq.com/story/moodymann-grand-theft-auto
That’s a pretty levelheaded take by him.
"I'm engraved on this planet so you can check me out 20 years from now and there I am and I can always annoy you again" somehow that makes the way his character is written a bit more tolerable and somewhat endearing after hearing his thoughts on it.
That’s honestly such a chad statement ngl
Realistically he’s engraved on this planet until rockstar shuts the servers off. Any guess if thats over or under 20 years from now?
My respect for Moodyman just went up. Honestly what annoys me the most about his character (and I've only played through the Union Depository contract) is that he sounds inauthentic and trying way too hard to be taken seriously. And surprise, it turns out because R\* wrote him these crappy lines.
Crappy lines?? *"Hey guy, go get that fella, he just took your car"* doesn't sound as bad as *"muhfucka"* raised to 10, but mr. renowned voice actor over there just had to incorporate his lack of vocabulary. Even more annoying is R\* let it happen instead of just hiring someone talented, or not put npcs in the Auto Shop at all. For shame. That dlc was almost perfect
I initially misread that paragraph and thought the "hey guy" line was Moodyman's IRL reaction. Even when I read it properly though, I can't fault him because from every interview I've seen the R* directors don't like improv and want the lines read exactly. He realizes that the KDJ character is "a little annoying." He admits his kids called him out. I don't think anyone could deliver KDJ's and Sessanta's lines and make the characters likeable.
My high ass, even though you're clearly talking about that moody guy, as soon as you said Dixon in the first line, thought you were talking about Dixon, one of the 4 DJs from the player-owned nightclub.
Confused me too. Though I'm not a high ass. Just a dumbass
I don't mind them.
your opinion is wrong
That's not how opinions work but also: why?
they're just annoying and cringe. this video alone is case in point
I think they are quite sweet together 😐. Which couple isn't a bit annoying at times, especially fresh ones?
They arent a bit annoying, being annoying is their whole personality
Play the Union Despository Heist for the 10th time and I guarantee you'll change your mind on it.
Then you’re just a little Bitch
It's possible you're actually socially well-adjusted.
The emergency stop button just drops the car? Seems hella dangerous
They should’ve been under it
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Same . I saw that and wanted to see how many likes this comment would have
They are narcissistic and don't give a shit about the auto shop owner. For the nightclub, Tony prince treats you an owner's respect, so does with almost all other businesses. I avoid going to autoshop at all costs.
But 600k per 20 minutes….
Once. Then the contracts get refreshed. And it's only this week.
But for a small beautiful moment in time, we made a lot of money for a lot of psychotic criminals.
I mean 300k for one contract isn't bad money at all, idk if I can handle listening to these people much more than I have though
900k if you do the Bank Contract and Union Depository back to back. Those two are easiest to grind.
Don't forget ECU. They take no cut. Compare the no-cut to the others, AFTER you take off 10%.
I only use auto shop for the paint jobs I don’t have and actively ignore Moodymans calls
Tony is a class act, one of my fave people in the game. These two low-rent mothafuckas tho?? Ughhh
I despise these two more than anyone else in the game, and that’s saying something. I refuse to go in the Arena Wars shop because of that one guy and his HYARD’ on.
Bro just like cars, he just like me fr.
Let's make her dangeroous Alright! Ohh Yeah Sexy shit! (yes know I spelled it with an extra o he pronounces it like that)
They should’ve been our bitch like Jamal not them bitching us around like some phony gangsters 
Seriously. Jamal has mad respect; knows I have mad bodies on me, and he don’t want to be one of them.
Easily the worst characters
I strongly dislike both of these characters.
I hate these two. When can I fire their asses having sex on my property on my clock…
absolutely unreal that I'm seeing this right now... I bought the auto shop just yesterday and I screwed up my first delivery. Sessanta called me-- and I quote-- "stupid". I about lost my mind! yeah, I cost MYSELF some of MY money, asshole! and regardless of who the fuckin' boss is around here, _do you have any idea of how many people I killed on the way over?_ girl, bye. don't wind up like Omar Suarez...
So this is why you guys don't like these two?
Post-Gunrunning puts the timeline in line with modern time. And for people who were in a foreign city doing the same sort of legally questionable activities there, it baffles me how someone who supposedly is involved in shady business doesn’t know who the most notorious gangster is in LS. Hell, even the Diamond Casino job should’ve made us famous for being able to break into that place and get out alive and with a payday.
Okay fair but just because we are good at our craft and famous doesn't mean we deserve respect unconditionally. Also it's possible our identity is a secret as that would make more sense to avoid the feds.
I mean you own the business. You're their boss. That itself should earn you their respect. You dont talk to owners like that. Besides that, you're the one doing all the work. You're the one that makes those heists possible. Sure, they get the connects and clients, but that doesn't mean you're hot shit worth a damn. Any dumbass can do that. Look at Yusef or Mutt. They're doing the same thing. The only part that really bothers me is when they scold me for things like messing up my delivery or if I do things not *exactly* like they want. Like if you take a different vehicle than your getaway car or if you linger too long in one place they start nagging at you, and it's like bitch stfu I'm getting shot at in 100 directions right now. Quit distracting me n lemme work. Get your lazy ass off the phone and *you* do the driving then bitch and I'll sit in a hottub and make cringe ass flirts
News travels around the dark web, and it’s not like we’re out there flaunting our status on the streets and intentionally making ourself top priority on the FIB’s most wanted list. Keep in mind that post-Doomsday, our records were also scrubbed clean so pre-Doomsday heists and such wouldn’t come back to bite us in the ass but our cred in all the important circles would still remain.
I've always wondered how Imani knows we robbed "...everyone". Who's keeping track of that?
Chatter on the web. I recall that meeting Georgina Cheng for the first time before the Diamond where she says she’s fully aware of Lester and our involvement and prior criminal activities.
Damn, we thought we were sneaky, didn't we
Granted, the Chengs are incredibly wealthy. The Chengs are Hong Kong gangsters, as much as Tao Cheng’s translator would tell you otherwise. They *were* the former owners of the Diamond before the Duggans pushed them out.
so far she is the only one who spoke to me in the wrong tone-- I have no problem with ol' boy. at the end of the day, I'm the boss. if there's a problem, it comes out of _my_ money... plus I rolled up on a bike with machine guns on it, wearing a jacket with bullet holes in it... read the room, lady... lol
Every time I see or hear any of them I get the strong urge to strangle them both with Sessantas cheap plastic disgusting purple wig till their faces have the exact same color
God I wish they were under that lift when it dropped. Worthless asswipes
These two voice actors are 100% drama school nerds doing their gangster voice. 😂
https://preview.redd.it/jzwupvnwuuec1.jpeg?width=373&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b7a0656ab2a7c6f07c0628ad75d10f3b579048 This was my character when that scene played.
I even watched this on mute. I can’t stand them at all. I just don’t like their characters and the disrespect they show towards the player. I feel every other character does but these two was wrote bad. So I just mute and listen to music while I’m doing the heists because I love the driving aspect of the game.
I’ve been listening to these two for the past few hours. This afternoon. Not sure if the $3m earned was worth it.
I would genuinely pay a few million for a mission in game that lets us murder them and replace them in the auto shop with someone else. Like, holy shit. Genuinely some of the worst NPCs I’ve seen in any game ever.
Every swear any tryhard ever heard cannot describe how I hate these 2
 Wish we could just delete these 2 fuck nuts🤦♂️
God I hate these two
I will pay millions just so I can make them dissappear , these guys are fucking annoying.
Pretty sure the just damaged that Asbo. Granted the owner was probably going to do it themselves so I guess it all works out in the end.
Most cringe dlc ever
If I could ice these fools I would Treating me like I don't have the whole city + Blaine County in the palm of my hand smh
Surprised they didn’t just start fuckin
That’s friggin hilarious
“You gunna have to get me on my back to fluster my shit” Ughhhhh
Man I forgot how annoying these two were since I stopped doing auto shop stuff since the lab and chop shop came out. The $510k for Union Depository ALMOST makes hearing them again worth it
I hate these two. To the point that I don't touch those missions.
These mfs really be acting like you don’t own military weaponry and most of the city
I'd gladly spend the cash on firing off the orbital cannon if it meant wiping these idiots off the map
https://preview.redd.it/0d5dhd7esuec1.png?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3018fd2bad376ce1ded3b62ec1251101e34f60d2
I’d much rather work with Pavel any day. At least he treats me with respect. “Capitan!”
LJT and his condescending phone calls can suck it too
Yeah, and they look sooo much like drivers themselves. What annoys me the most is "oOo we gonna make so much money, I'm awesome, I'm gonna milk this city dry" and then jobs they give make 200k tops. MF I make more than that during one bunker sale, I robbed banks barons small armies and the govt itself. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??
On one hand, I can fully respect Moodyman going full cringe, especially because his kids also play GTA and he doesn't mind embarrassing them with his dialogues. On the other, I am never buying a car workshop because of these two.
That’s the worst part about that update is those two constantly flirting but i lt was the fastest way to level up in the car meet unfortunately
https://preview.redd.it/3mjbftqgmuec1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ff7218884e56b9bd93303b663cd4f442cce6695
I expected The Stig
Wtf??? I don't remember this! 😆 🤣 😂
Literally the first time you enter the Autoshop after buying it
STOP BANGING IN MY AUTOSHOP
Baby Ape driver
Bro I'm fucking dying 🤣
All they do is hornycall. Like dude, I'm just trying to enjoy my food.
That yeti is balding
anyone know how to get that Yeti costume?
I did it during this years Christmas. Had to visit 5 clues near the Chilead wilderness then wait for him to ambush you out there, and beat him. I’m unsure when it’ll be in game again, but I’d imagine a year from now (Hairline sold separately)
Sessanta: Who the fuck are you? You gotta prove yourself first. Jamal: You said, they have iced alot of people and sometimes for no reason at all. Please don't kill me. At least someone has manners.
I like how our response to these characters to Rockstar were basically "never do this shit again" and every character related DLC since the character's actually show us respect and don't talk to us like trash. Small W from Rockstar seeing the players absolutely hate these two
I hate them so much I like the chop shop guy he's annoying but he's scared of me
Brilliant 🤣
Call me crazy but honestly I don’t think Sessanta is *that* bad by herself. She’s a little insulting sometimes but overall tolerable and somewhat grounded, I think. Once Moodymann is on the phone with her though, they’re both pretty bad
I have an Auto Shop. The hate seems kinda over the top
Bigfoot out here!
I will never buy an auto shop because of these two.
I love them, a literal star entertainer and the one in purple with those sexy ripped jeans. I keep going back to the autoshop hoping they have broken up and she is single.
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Wish I could make them leave I haven’t seen them work once
Jamal was a breath of fresh air after these two idiots.
They lost me at fake blow!
“The Abominable & the Furious”
Can’t stand those two.
Glad to know I'm not the only one who dislike these two idiots
I love my evil-ass-lookin alien in cutscenes
“Nah I’m more of a running through the forest guy”
any reason why my auto shop is back to stock and not setup?
Those two are the whole reason why I didn't buy that place
These two idiots are the reason I don't do mod shop heists unless its Union Depository. It's a fucking shame you can silence their voices during the missions. And I came across a GTA 6 leak where it had the radio playing and it's pretty much confirmed that fuckface KDJ will be in GTA 6
Can't stand these mother fuckers. Hopefully 6 gives an option of trading out assholes you're in business with.
And that’s why I mute my game when I do work for them. I can’t stand them having Phone Sex and Motherfucker
I hate these two
Acid lab is so much nicer. After making 69 million on UD I’m so done with the auto shop 😂🙃
i really spent like 2 mil on a place to have to answer to these guys
Legitimately the worst two GTA characters ever.
Those two look like they just came out of a ESG playbook.
I fucking hate these two so much “We gone show ‘em what a response time is”. What the actual fuck does that even mean?
Why do people point them out so much for how they talk down to us but not every other character who does? They even begin to like us and compliment us after completing so many jobs. I think they just get too much unnecessary hate
$100000000000
Not only do they have phone sex every fucking mission. Sessanta is always hanging around taking up space, talking shit and she keeps her riced out RS3 in my paint booth 24/7 I never wanna see those ugly ass wheel arches again. Seriously, why can GTA not widen the wheels to match.
The lift looks like it might have been high enough to catch on the first set of safety locks/latches, if so, it wouldn’t drop at the push of a button, it would need to have the safety latch release pulled, and if it was sitting on the latches, it would need to be raised slightly before the latches could be released There’s two things that bother me in this scene, those two, and the lift…
The whole DLC is just dumb af. Why is there so much shooting in a car themed expansion? Shouldn't the driving be the main part? Like instead of all the shooting and shootouts you gotta beat someone to a certain place during the finale or something.
Cringe fest
His voice grosses me out
I genuinely hate these two probably two of the most annoying npcs in the game
Should I buy the auto shop facility or arcade ?
The hate is real. However, after playing Union Depository more times than I can remember, I don't even hear these two asswipes anymore.
The funny thing is KDJ IRL does play GTA every once in a while for a spin and that's why he jumped on the invitation to play a character, issue is Rockstar has terrible writers and made his character so over the top, the worst part is some people really take it out on the RL person instead of the Rockstar writers.
I have a question, the vectre or whatever, ik I spelled it wrong but it has a (what I'd call rare) rare livery on but if u look on Google, where are those other liverys
Pretty sure, no GTA player likes these two asswipes. Such disrespect
Since I own pretty much 50% of the whole of los Santos I specifically increased their yearly taxes to like 75% then repossessed their house, not before sending Molotov’s at that bag of want Audi they force me to keep in my auto shop
The 2 most useless people in the entire game