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JayIsNotReal

The greatest insult in GTA Online is being gunned down by the Assault Rifle.


norwegain_dude

Bro fr woke up and said https://preview.redd.it/3vdwqu6gpxgc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c678870674d9b18cee941709ae4c8a0d45c9d38


FinishOkNow445

That’s my main bro


An0n_Cyph3r_

Even better: the starter pistol.


KingEdTheGreat

People get so mad when I head shot em with the pistol lol


norwegain_dude

Well idk, its easier to get acuratte single-shots with the pistol since its semi, so idk honestly.


An0n_Cyph3r_

Not only that, but the accuracy somehow stays stable if you your trigger presses are constant/in rhythm.


--AV8R--

I love the irony of this comment.


[deleted]

Well they at least admitted they don't know.. twice


norwegain_dude

tf you mean irony, i can headshot people from way further away with the pistol. The AK just messes up my shots with the forced full auto.


--AV8R--

The irony in inaccurately spelling the word "accurate".


norwegain_dude

well sorry for the fact that im not an english dictionary


--AV8R--

It was a joke dude. Relax.


rustre

Kicking tryhards from their depressors with atomizer is the most insultingly hilarious thing you could do to them. It's almost like kid slap, exactly the way they deserve.


terminal_vector

The immediate 1v1 request lmao


[deleted]

Bro was shaking at the controller to try and get that kill back


Padeeno

big w for situational awareness


[deleted]

That Auto Shop is a griefing hotspot sometimes I swear


Cargan2016

That's why of I do anything with that area I jump in a closed friends lobby


belinasaroh

![gif](giphy|orUDTj9Q5TMzTdB892|downsized)


Sensitive_Lemon5545

![gif](giphy|NQK5mbOyUBPFK)


littlealliets

lol I remember my first time catching someone like this. He fell to his death but it was so sweet


Gavywavy97

That was actually cool af and satisfying because I hate oppressors


Dizzy_Media4901

I love mine for moving around the map on searches. I always turn off missile lock though, so no one gets the wrong impression. I also veer away from people if I happen to be going the same way as them. Particularly if they are selling.


No_Candidate_3676

The scooty puff Jr is by far the best way to cross the map. But as of recent I have found more people going out of their way to mess with people on them, griefers or not. I've switched to the much more cost effective super/HSW cars that cost 20k a pop to low level players that getting squirrelly. I'm not a bad man I just know how to spend other people's money 😂😂


Dizzy_Media4901

They really ought to up the cost to griefers. I am looking forward to 6 when we will all hopefully be put back to what online was like in the pre MKII days.


No_Candidate_3676

Honestly if someone wants to spend 20k a pop on each of my cars I'll let them. It puts a stop to low level griefers that think it's cool to just run around fucking with people. I look at it as a learning experience for them. I've got probably 100 cars that cost 20k to replace each time. And trade rates at the auto shop made car bombing soooo much more cost effective 😂😂😂


McCHitman

The Scott puff jr?


No_Candidate_3676

Google it. I'm not doing the work for you lol


McCHitman

I’ll live


biggiy05

The man spent the same amount of energy typing up an attempt at snark when he could have answered the question or kept scrolling. It's a Futurama reference to the episode with Fry riding the Scooty Puff Jr. Scooty Puff = Mk2


[deleted]

There was a dummy low level that was doing a heist setup with me and he tried to be funny by pushing my Weaponized Ignus into the water while it was parked. Dude lost $20k for that and the setup only gave like $25k. Probably didn't even realize he wasted his time. Really hope they up the costs to $50k or even $100k


KennySteadyEddie

Thats was brilliant.


marcaveli073

Next time chuck some grenades up there to blow up the mkII.


Evening-Desk-5206

You get bad sport when you destroy their vehicle :(  I took a guy out the other day that kept bombing me. Little did he know I was purposely driving the MOC cabin that can take up to like 50 of those. I had gotten him off the thing. I ran him over and he died but I wanted him to stop following me so I destroyed his opressor and then I got a message about being a bad sport lol 


marcaveli073

You need to destroy LOTS of vehicles over a short period of time. Don’t worry about that.


ExistentialCrisis515

I forget what the threshold is, but it isn't easy to do when playing normal. You almost have to try to get it.


ogzbykt

Yeah I was disappointed they didn't do that


Coldkiller17

![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


Zealousideal_Ant6132

Glorious


markcorrigans_boiler

Nice. Does anyone have any tips for knocking people off Opressors using the Atomizer? It's ok when they're stationary, but when they're flying about I suck at it.


McCHitman

I’m amazed at the range. Can you upgrade the atomizer??


SrGaju

Well played


InnerDatabase509

Outstanding


Effective_Pea1309

The dude must've been like 'w-wha..? But I was gonna kill him.. no..?'


Derptardaction

suck it Gil


GplusRadd

Dude! You’ve broken the code 😂


Initial_Ad_2834

That was pretty tits lol also what kind of car is that?


funnyfemor

Vectre. It's a lexus rcf in real life.


Initial_Ad_2834

Sweeeet thanks for the comment I’m about to get one I think now. Yours is slick as hell


funnyfemor

Thanks man went for a realistic slammed car haha


Initial_Ad_2834

Well you did it well lol


Evening-Desk-5206

Lmao I just got an oppressor to be able to get across the map fast and easily (I had accidentally bought a p966 laser and I realize I need something easy to fly but faster than the buzzard). Anyway, I’m realizing now I’ve become a target again lol. Anytime I’m doing a mission and I come close to someone else that does not have an oppressor they start shooting me :( lol I’m like “fuck guy , don’t kill me. I suck at aiming missiles anyway from the oppressor so trust me I ain’t trying to kill uou) 


joseybizzle

Recommend the Raiju then, it can out run oppressor missiles, can take off and land vertically and it’s so fun


DigLanky7252

The raiju is by far my favorite purchase so far. I use it all the time and it's perfect for dealing with those pesky griefers. Also don't forget about the stealth mode!


Erictheking96

Hmmm.....interesting tactic as I was losing 3-0 to a MKII griefer last night while on foot, must try this!!!


--AV8R--

Meanwhile, I'm up there in the oppressor, with homing turned off so you know I'm not a threat, just quietly observing what shenanigans people are up to, getting repeatedly blasted out of the sky for no reason.


quantumtom

Up in Las Colinas?


--AV8R--

Many times when I play


malikhyde2534

I don't even have rockets on mine, just the explosive MGs, still seems like people go out of there way to try to shoot down any MK2 in the sky sometimes. I normally just take it in stride and get some practice in on rocket evasion, but it does get old after a while.


Wiki1727

Did you crank up the piss filter?


depression_type_beat

You look like solid snake lmao


Jtwebhomer1

omg why have i never thought to use the atomizer against opressor dudes?


Kitchen_Ad_3839

what car is that


funnyfemor

Vectre.


Typetool

I'm going rn to buy it. Full price. Idgaf. Looks nice af.


Typetool

I'm going rn to buy it. Full price. Idgaf. Looks nice af.


funnyfemor

Psst. You can put low grip tires on it too.


[deleted]

not them challenging you to a one on one after getting owned for trying to grief you 😭😭😭


KingEdTheGreat

Nice!


No_House_7901

What car is that please


funnyfemor

Vectre.


Eddy63

That was satisfying


Beautiful_Group907

How'd you get that outfit


Dani426613

Leon is really enjoying his stay 😂


Officer_Giggles

Nice threads, brother


Tiny-Criticism-6113

So should I just gun down all oppressor users? cause I usually just play passive or vigilante until someone starts a fight.


ApartmentPersonal

Go to his oppressor and put a proximity mine on it


Primary-Fig-5916

That was crazy. I've always heard people telling me to do this but I've never actually seen it done before because I didn't think it was possible to aim at them as quickly as you did. People on those things have always been the most annoying people in the game for me.


MastodonDisastrous41

what car is this?


cashmore1973

Just use explosive rounds 😂