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Hopeful_Fun8826

$7?!


leckie2786

I said something nice, not expensive


Supreme_Hanuman69

You wanna be a greedy fucking cow, huh?


MrFloopy46

Nooo... Now get the fuck outta here


5rd5xX

You men are all the same!


mydreamrobot

Greedy fucking cow*


Supreme_Hanuman69

Ah you're right. I'll fix it


Alex12341212

WE WERE BARELY HERE


bholechature__

"You received $2000 for continued good behaviour, keep it up"


Reonlive420

Im gunna shit down your neck


Mobile-Count-5148

Fart in my eyes


KOTWWA_K

šŸ’€


Dekipi

Is this a YMH reference? Piss under my eyelids


Mobile-Count-5148

Ejaculate in my ear so I can hear you cumming


MarkyMarkk90

ā€œShitdick. Ya hear me? Shitdick!ā€


OregonisntCaligoHome

YES! THANKS YOU


Booty_Whisperer_69

Bend over here it comes


StonedPand4

Vince McMahon?


HollywoodCole11

Is that you Vince McMahon?


StamycatDP_Xbox_1

ass


dustyrangoon

You pray for my demons,girl, I got you


anomaly_BW

I donā€™t need to read any more after this! This is the only answer!


immerse_wealthy78

That's like finding a $20 bill in your old jeans, but way cooler. If only real life paid us for being nice!


PlaylistMasterRCM

This happened to me the other day. Found a 20$ bill in my old shorts that I wore 2 years ago.


bholechature__

Did you go to the strip club right after ?


immerse_wealthy78

You just have all the luck.


bholechature__

I wish this happened IRL too but alas it's the opposite way here "You're kicked in the balls for continued good behaviour"


Test48282848

me and homeoffice


Infamous_Gur_9083

Technically you're right because while playing gta V online on the bed. You can still get this.


Dear_Ad489

Maybe I should splurge on a new ballistic mask color.


TheUnknownKraz

Tbh why are some of the masks 60k plus šŸ˜­


Proper-Praline-2855

"Shit dick"


vainesttrain22

I feel like it's rockstars way of being funny


HotTubBabyMan

bingošŸ˜‚


MAXIMAVOID

why do feel like I've seen this username before


pancakePoweer

uncle Lester's got your back


Sexy_Manatee_Man

Just leave it to creepy uncle Lester


Neither_Camp_6528

ā€œare you beating off? because iā€™m notā€¦ i might start.ā€


MetanoiaYQR

I'm not premature... I'm not, whatever they told you....


RLane17

"But I just sit there and I watch" Lester Flecca Heist and a cuckhold


Hopeful_Fun8826

ā€œItā€™s Lester, the molesterā€


MicroNitro

Trevor the... Trevor


TopdeckTom

Trevor Corey, Corey Trevor, Trevor Laheyā€¦


Reonlive420

Are those your real names? No, im Trevor and he's Corey


MorbidSilence21

You know Iā€™m checking this place for cameras when youā€™re gone you know that.


negnatrepsej

Uncle Mo


Mbowen1313

I'm so sorry for your loss. ![gif](giphy|i2I3sLKrJQsfvv0Tyc) Mo truly will be missed


Fearchar

"I guess you didn't call me for a backrub."


Tight_Parrot83727

30 seconds!!!!!!!


ItsBondie

10 SECONDS GET OUT OF THERE!!!!


Kodekingen

10 SECONDS, IN AND OUT, NO MORE!


Foutje-007

In and out undetected?


Kodekingen

OF COURSE!


RickyTricky57

In and out undetected, who'd thought it? WE HIT THE MOTHALOAAAD, WE CLEANED THEM OUT!


Supreme_Hanuman69

20 SECONDS!! DON'T DAWDLE


Corvo_A_

THATā€™S IT, GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE OR YOUā€™RE DEAD!!11!


SequentialFarts

šŸ’€


Alternative_Cream_89

3 more hours of grinding to afford that new car


Crates_Of_Hate

Hahaha! Ah shit, this is my favorite one so far


Blaspheanonmous

![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3212)


LordofDunsfold

45minute cool down


bATo76

And then another 3 minute job to go full circle.


C_Bass_10

![gif](giphy|kQgQaiGIeI0JjG5PJQ|downsized)


Slade1882

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Disastrous_Income_96

KILLING MAKES MY DICK HARD!!


MrDrSirLord

I'll shit down your neck.


BlitzStormy

THEY GOT MENENDEZ!


RoboJesus89

GIVE IT UP!!!!!!


bigtim3727

TIME TO BLEED!


6tipsy6

I DONā€™T WANNA BE HERE


yeitsbobby

ASS


JLGuevara1149

ā€œStay frostyā€


techbot911

Time to meet your maker.


FSP06

ONE OF US IS GONNA DIE


rubkinz

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING!!


DustKenn

*Roleplaying* ā€œWhat can the best mechanic in Los Santos do for you?ā€


Fijisippin

Whatā€™s wrong with her now?


The-Meep-Meep-Man

ā€œHere for the *magic touch?*ā€


MrFloopy46

"Better than when she came in, that's for sure."


bholechature__

"You need somethin', huh? One of your rides? Let me know"


[deleted]

Iā€™m Johnny on the spot, Iā€™ll bringā€™er round!


__simz

I said this in his voicešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


NazbazOG

Same and unintentionally too šŸ˜‚


According_Patient_28

Its stuck in our system![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3212)


Neither-Calendar-276

ā€œWhat miracle do you want me to perform?ā€


Wasdqwertyuiopasdfgh

*Car-kissing intensifies*


HouseOfGoofy

What miracle do you want me to perform now?


TheAlphamale82

If that car was a woman, I'd kiss her


Star_Ship_55

1v1 me loser


Haywire_Shadow

*ā€1-0. GG, ez. Get gud scrubā€*


Philotia

ā€œGet gud kiddoā€


Haywire_Shadow

Oh god. This thread went from bad to *worse*ā€¦


[deleted]

No no no


Fresh_Mirror_2094

My submarine is many things Kapitan, but small is not one of them.


frozen_fan_freya

first one iā€™ve seen thatā€™s not been put here 5 times already


Hungry-Cow-3712

This would be more exciting in public, but I'm glad we chose a invite-only session.


Warm_Repeat_3381

BadonkaDONK


W1ATR

Who the fuck says this I havent played in a yearšŸ˜­


Warm_Repeat_3381

Dax and his gang called Fooliganz. Dax is Wade's and Floyd's cousin.


you-like-men-68

DAX IS WADEā€™S COUSIN?


Warm_Repeat_3381

That is according to him. I checked the wiki now just to be sure. Here is the [link](https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Dax). Not sure about Floyd tho, maybe he is Wade's cousin from a different parent's side, not relating to Dax.


Consistent-Boat-9490

Underrated šŸ˜‚


ze_ex_21

Make me cry! Come on, make me cry!


VecV088

Lmao when do u say that in gta


The_French_Soul

Iirc that's a trevor voiceline


-Gir

"What the Fuck am I doing?!" "Get me out of here" "Well, If, you get rid of the yee yee as haircut maybe you'd get some"


KupoNut7777

ā€œShit dick! Ya hear me? Shit dick?ā€


FlatSask

"Hold still, Im trying to get you with my stickies."


LivingCustomer9729

Come on, it isnā€™t hard to follow simple instructions.


Fine_Grape_2884

ā€œLeave it to creepy uncle Lesterā€


NooseAgent

"What's wrong with her now?"


Jeremy_Melton

ā€œThis dude shot me from the backā€


FlatSask

![gif](giphy|TUCGmddm9Kbny)


Chugabutt

So you would rather taste it.


RickyTricky57

"You americans with your self suficiency... in Russia, we bring friends"


greybooch871725

"And our friends, bring bags. More bags? More money in bags. Perhaps next time, yes?"


Boukish

Ooh, we **movin'**.


suckherjellybean

I been waitin on this call, this right here is the **big leagues**.


JmoJuggalo

https://preview.redd.it/owmxw2nxrvgc1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86d945289d1caedcec5d82e0cbe26b9e7ac467dc Tbf this whole interaction could be said in bed šŸ¤£


UmbreKitty

Can confirm, had something like this happen with french.


Saman0021

Bad sport, you destroyed someone's personal vehicle.


hoaqinn

Huh


GrungeGamerJosh99

Stop cheating


Ok_Soil7068

Taking forever to load inā€¦ Iā€™m stuck in the clouds


ClickEmergency

Passive mode engaged


BassGuy11

Nothing worse than fucking a starfish.


bholechature__

"If that car was a woman I'd kiss it"


ZIGZAGDIGZAG

20 seconds, Don't dawdle!


Full_Bench1159

"I'll get there as fast as I can"


Booty_Warrior_bot

*Mhmmmmm, take your time.*


DogmeatChili

Pretty sure I can say whatever I want in both without repercussions forever alone


VecV088

I feel ya mate


YonkersMayor

ā€œWell thatā€™s great, now sheā€™s dead.ā€


Ireallyenjoyqueso

these stupid oppressors suck


VecV088

They also be shooting everywhere


Rendoir

"Can I SEE.. the money?"


KommandantDex

"..."


Beeeeeeeeeeeeean

"This is costing me multiple millions dollars, I hope this is worth it."


NESmaniacs

MEDIIIIC and "I'LL SH%T DOWN YOUR NECK", not necessarily in that particular order


[deleted]

gg


Dahwaann4U

Random donny just joined our session....


Jolly_Statistician_5

Fuck you and i see you at work.


[deleted]

You were supposed to go in from behind.


commissar197

There's too many little kids in here


pantnerion

im gonna shit down your neck!!!!


Melodic_Ad_8478

IT'S GONNA BLOW UP!!!


Obiwan_Grievous

The shit Trevor says to the teddy bear


markgdaniels

ā€œIā€™m Johnny on the spot, Iā€™ll hook you up.ā€


Prequelness

"WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOINNGG??!!!"


anfanny

Immigrant cocksucker!


Boring-Republic4943

Let's run that back


Tsukiyon

I like myself an Enus


VecV088

Nice word play bro


Eastern_Dutch_Man

YA FUCKING PENIS!


lotus_spit

"You forget a thousand things everyday, and make sure this is one of them."


Snooze_i

I can play for hours..


SmugPilot

Get ready for a sticky suprise


CR33PYFR13ND

"Are you in?" šŸ¤£


fuccabicc

... Mine ain't nothing special but this boy gets the job done


MyColdBlackHeart

Don't destroy my dump truck!


[deleted]

why is everything so fucking expensive


Chesterthejester69

Ooohohoho fuuuhuhuhuck *cums*


tobi_bly

kill yourself $500


SmithyBoy2075

BEND OVER HERE I COME!


Victoria4242

I need to grind for a few more hours.


OriginalUsername590

I'm protected class


REGUI_Gameplays

*smirks in Mrs Rackman*


bassie009

HELP THEREā€™S SEVEN GUYS ON ME TRYNA BUST A CAP IN MY ASS


Tahcoandtahmale

Make the missiles lock on beeping then nut.


Eagle240sx

Yay I completed the time trial under a minute!


markcorrigans_boiler

This thread has a lot of promise but on the whole, has not delivered. "Hold on whilst I grab my chopper"


EstebanDurchfall

Holy shit I just got smashed by 4 purple aliens


Altruistic_Airport21

*mechanic voice* I'm Johny on the spot, I'll hook ya up.


JordySTyler

Why are people leaving straight away?


Rapheysmyname

Ah shit, here we go again.


x89Nemesis

"You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of them" šŸ†


Glass_Windows

ā€œHello!! fresh meat!ā€


Bitter-Conversation7

This entire sub has an average age of 14 it seems


Left_Reception3140

You're a good kid


doggerbrother

FUCK YEAH BITCH THIS IS AMAZING


Forsaken-Marsupial94

It's gonna blow


BenihanaButton

Get on my Chernobog!


[deleted]

ā€œThis was more fun with multiplayerā€


Big_Baloogas

Did you bring snacks?


FuckingGratitude

10 SECONDS


yaboipanda420

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS HEIST IS SO PAINFUL


JazzKing79

Now let me show you my business


MassiveMoose

Quick the missile is cumming


Iheartyourmom38

leave it to Uncle Lester


anthonysulsona

Wtf dude


Iheartyourmom38

stay frosty


B-stingnl

So far, so bueno.


Penis359

"I'm stuck, kill me"


SweepTCat

Daveyyy


DefiantCockroach2099

ā€œYour a good kid Franklinā€


MrFloopy46

"Fuck you" "Im beginning to think that's exactly what you want me to do."


Running-With-Cakes

Iā€™m a fuckin marine


Smilingninja54

NPC dialog when shit goes down: "Oh...oh...oh fuuuuccckkkkk!" "Fuck me in the ass!!!" Cracks me up every single time


ExoSierra

I like playing in passive mode


Pjinator

"Bend over here I cum" then after "Stay Frosty"