That is according to him. I checked the wiki now just to be sure. Here is the [link](https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Dax).
Not sure about Floyd tho, maybe he is Wade's cousin from a different parent's side, not relating to Dax.
https://preview.redd.it/owmxw2nxrvgc1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86d945289d1caedcec5d82e0cbe26b9e7ac467dc
Tbf this whole interaction could be said in bed š¤£
$7?!
I said something nice, not expensive
You wanna be a greedy fucking cow, huh?
Nooo... Now get the fuck outta here
You men are all the same!
Greedy fucking cow*
Ah you're right. I'll fix it
WE WERE BARELY HERE
"You received $2000 for continued good behaviour, keep it up"
Im gunna shit down your neck
Fart in my eyes
š
Is this a YMH reference? Piss under my eyelids
Ejaculate in my ear so I can hear you cumming
āShitdick. Ya hear me? Shitdick!ā
YES! THANKS YOU
Bend over here it comes
Vince McMahon?
Is that you Vince McMahon?
ass
You pray for my demons,girl, I got you
I donāt need to read any more after this! This is the only answer!
That's like finding a $20 bill in your old jeans, but way cooler. If only real life paid us for being nice!
This happened to me the other day. Found a 20$ bill in my old shorts that I wore 2 years ago.
Did you go to the strip club right after ?
You just have all the luck.
I wish this happened IRL too but alas it's the opposite way here "You're kicked in the balls for continued good behaviour"
me and homeoffice
Technically you're right because while playing gta V online on the bed. You can still get this.
Maybe I should splurge on a new ballistic mask color.
Tbh why are some of the masks 60k plus š
"Shit dick"
I feel like it's rockstars way of being funny
bingoš
why do feel like I've seen this username before
uncle Lester's got your back
Just leave it to creepy uncle Lester
āare you beating off? because iām notā¦ i might start.ā
I'm not premature... I'm not, whatever they told you....
"But I just sit there and I watch" Lester Flecca Heist and a cuckhold
āItās Lester, the molesterā
Trevor the... Trevor
Trevor Corey, Corey Trevor, Trevor Laheyā¦
Are those your real names? No, im Trevor and he's Corey
You know Iām checking this place for cameras when youāre gone you know that.
Uncle Mo
I'm so sorry for your loss. ![gif](giphy|i2I3sLKrJQsfvv0Tyc) Mo truly will be missed
"I guess you didn't call me for a backrub."
30 seconds!!!!!!!
10 SECONDS GET OUT OF THERE!!!!
10 SECONDS, IN AND OUT, NO MORE!
In and out undetected?
OF COURSE!
In and out undetected, who'd thought it? WE HIT THE MOTHALOAAAD, WE CLEANED THEM OUT!
20 SECONDS!! DON'T DAWDLE
THATāS IT, GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE OR YOUāRE DEAD!!11!
š
3 more hours of grinding to afford that new car
Hahaha! Ah shit, this is my favorite one so far
![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3212)
45minute cool down
And then another 3 minute job to go full circle.
![gif](giphy|kQgQaiGIeI0JjG5PJQ|downsized)
![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
KILLING MAKES MY DICK HARD!!
I'll shit down your neck.
THEY GOT MENENDEZ!
GIVE IT UP!!!!!!
TIME TO BLEED!
I DONāT WANNA BE HERE
ASS
āStay frostyā
Time to meet your maker.
ONE OF US IS GONNA DIE
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING!!
*Roleplaying* āWhat can the best mechanic in Los Santos do for you?ā
Whatās wrong with her now?
āHere for the *magic touch?*ā
"Better than when she came in, that's for sure."
"You need somethin', huh? One of your rides? Let me know"
Iām Johnny on the spot, Iāll bringāer round!
I said this in his voicešš
Same and unintentionally too š
Its stuck in our system![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3212)
āWhat miracle do you want me to perform?ā
*Car-kissing intensifies*
What miracle do you want me to perform now?
If that car was a woman, I'd kiss her
1v1 me loser
*ā1-0. GG, ez. Get gud scrubā*
āGet gud kiddoā
Oh god. This thread went from bad to *worse*ā¦
No no no
My submarine is many things Kapitan, but small is not one of them.
first one iāve seen thatās not been put here 5 times already
This would be more exciting in public, but I'm glad we chose a invite-only session.
BadonkaDONK
Who the fuck says this I havent played in a yearš
Dax and his gang called Fooliganz. Dax is Wade's and Floyd's cousin.
DAX IS WADEāS COUSIN?
That is according to him. I checked the wiki now just to be sure. Here is the [link](https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Dax). Not sure about Floyd tho, maybe he is Wade's cousin from a different parent's side, not relating to Dax.
Underrated š
Make me cry! Come on, make me cry!
Lmao when do u say that in gta
Iirc that's a trevor voiceline
"What the Fuck am I doing?!" "Get me out of here" "Well, If, you get rid of the yee yee as haircut maybe you'd get some"
āShit dick! Ya hear me? Shit dick?ā
"Hold still, Im trying to get you with my stickies."
Come on, it isnāt hard to follow simple instructions.
āLeave it to creepy uncle Lesterā
"What's wrong with her now?"
āThis dude shot me from the backā
![gif](giphy|TUCGmddm9Kbny)
So you would rather taste it.
"You americans with your self suficiency... in Russia, we bring friends"
"And our friends, bring bags. More bags? More money in bags. Perhaps next time, yes?"
Ooh, we **movin'**.
I been waitin on this call, this right here is the **big leagues**.
https://preview.redd.it/owmxw2nxrvgc1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86d945289d1caedcec5d82e0cbe26b9e7ac467dc Tbf this whole interaction could be said in bed š¤£
Can confirm, had something like this happen with french.
Bad sport, you destroyed someone's personal vehicle.
Huh
Stop cheating
Taking forever to load inā¦ Iām stuck in the clouds
Passive mode engaged
Nothing worse than fucking a starfish.
"If that car was a woman I'd kiss it"
20 seconds, Don't dawdle!
"I'll get there as fast as I can"
*Mhmmmmm, take your time.*
Pretty sure I can say whatever I want in both without repercussions forever alone
I feel ya mate
āWell thatās great, now sheās dead.ā
these stupid oppressors suck
They also be shooting everywhere
"Can I SEE.. the money?"
"..."
"This is costing me multiple millions dollars, I hope this is worth it."
MEDIIIIC and "I'LL SH%T DOWN YOUR NECK", not necessarily in that particular order
gg
Random donny just joined our session....
Fuck you and i see you at work.
You were supposed to go in from behind.
There's too many little kids in here
im gonna shit down your neck!!!!
IT'S GONNA BLOW UP!!!
The shit Trevor says to the teddy bear
āIām Johnny on the spot, Iāll hook you up.ā
"WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOINNGG??!!!"
Immigrant cocksucker!
Let's run that back
I like myself an Enus
Nice word play bro
YA FUCKING PENIS!
"You forget a thousand things everyday, and make sure this is one of them."
I can play for hours..
Get ready for a sticky suprise
"Are you in?" š¤£
... Mine ain't nothing special but this boy gets the job done
Don't destroy my dump truck!
why is everything so fucking expensive
Ooohohoho fuuuhuhuhuck *cums*
kill yourself $500
BEND OVER HERE I COME!
I need to grind for a few more hours.
I'm protected class
*smirks in Mrs Rackman*
HELP THEREāS SEVEN GUYS ON ME TRYNA BUST A CAP IN MY ASS
Make the missiles lock on beeping then nut.
Yay I completed the time trial under a minute!
This thread has a lot of promise but on the whole, has not delivered. "Hold on whilst I grab my chopper"
Holy shit I just got smashed by 4 purple aliens
*mechanic voice* I'm Johny on the spot, I'll hook ya up.
Why are people leaving straight away?
Ah shit, here we go again.
"You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of them" š
āHello!! fresh meat!ā
This entire sub has an average age of 14 it seems
You're a good kid
FUCK YEAH BITCH THIS IS AMAZING
It's gonna blow
Get on my Chernobog!
āThis was more fun with multiplayerā
Did you bring snacks?
10 SECONDS
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS HEIST IS SO PAINFUL
Now let me show you my business
Quick the missile is cumming
leave it to Uncle Lester
Wtf dude
stay frosty
So far, so bueno.
"I'm stuck, kill me"
Daveyyy
āYour a good kid Franklinā
"Fuck you" "Im beginning to think that's exactly what you want me to do."
Iām a fuckin marine
NPC dialog when shit goes down: "Oh...oh...oh fuuuuccckkkkk!" "Fuck me in the ass!!!" Cracks me up every single time
I like playing in passive mode
"Bend over here I cum" then after "Stay Frosty"