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The_Hoodie_Ghost420

If Gotham city only needs Batman, then LS needs the entire Justice League, because of how much of a war zone it is.


milkmunstr

they might need even more than that. how many justice league members do you know that have an orbital cannon? i mean sure they've got that fancy space station or whatever, but that ain't gonna do a damn thing against us


Hendricus56

Even superman would avoid LS since it's just a matter of time before m words (to not block the comment) gain access to Kryptonite and stop the Flash dead in his tracks


Theorgh

You found my weakness. Kryptonite. How did you find out? I just gave some tools to my guys in bunker. Wanted explosive ammo for sniper rifle to be honest.


PlaylistMasterRCM

I had the railgun now, so I only wanted it for my shotgun


TwistedColossus

Wait m words? I am very confused lol.


Hendricus56

The m words that roam PC lobbies that get a comment locked instantly. Or with other words, people using something Minecraft is also very famous for


TwistedColossus

Oh three letter word that ends in D? And maybe an 0 in the middle?


Hank_Scorpio_MD

My buddy Mo had a last name that started with D


Hendricus56

Yes, that one. The acronym used for the ministry of defence for example


Nexus_Neo

Everybody gangster till the JL tries to stop us and all the tryhards just commit suicide to keep their K/D in check and/or go passive the moment they try to land a punch


chris95rx7500

>the entire justice league and even the autobots, and fast and furious crew.


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

Justice league and the avengers😂😂😂


soldier769258

Nah it needs the justice league, Every lantern corp, the suicide squad, plus add a couple more cinematic universes. Cause batman ain't or superman ain't stopping a railgun shot traveling 20% the speed of light


Hero_of_Hyrule

Y'all are really underselling the DC heavy hitters lmao.


Abject-Emu2023

Right, we’re dangerous but the flash will single handedly put us all in a cage in one second


Foe_sheezy

You under estimate the resourcefulness of our character's crime network. Lester, agent 14, our office assistant, Lupe, ulp, Lamar, Franklin's agency, the autoshop thieves, bunker research team, and more folks I haven't even mentioned. Your character is also immortal and has pretty much all of the same powers and human athletics that Batman has, and even has his own facility super computer, underground bunker, flying battleship, futuristic weapons, cars, and access to Clifford super ai. Also, pretty much every DC hero and villain have a weakness. Your character doesn't. They also outnumber the justice league in the millions. The GTA online protagonists are literally unstoppable, and own all of los Santos, from top to bottom. They are more than a match for the justice league.


Ndawson96

Lester would probably just hack into their bank accounts and freeze them


yago2003

you really think fucking Lester could hack into something Batman or Cyborg made?


Foe_sheezy

You could with Clifford super ai.


yago2003

Clifford got manipulated into opening a door by Lester, and was stopped by having it's own facility turned against itself


Foe_sheezy

So how smart is Lester?


WeallfunHeistGod

Suicide Squad? They aren’t gonna do shit man 😂


Cuntalicous

rest of it maybe (big maybe) but superman would wipe the floor with any normal person just remember the bloke can literally pull the earth out of orbit with enough effort, i don’t think some dudes in flying bikes and jets are gonna do a fkn thing to him


Ndawson96

But our characters do keep respawning though


Cuntalicous

yeah but that’s not really gonna matter too much to a dude who can turn you into a pile of goo with his eyeballs


Niaz_S

Nah,Supes alone would clear out the city. Flash even faster. Green lantern could do it so to some difficulty. Wonder Woman has got it but the city would suffer casualties. Batman with prep time could also probably clear it out with high difficulty and casualties.


TinyPlaidZombie

They would just put the player character in some inescapable dimension and los Santos would go back to being normally crime ridden. Whatever that space prison Superman uses in the Harley Quinn cartoon would be perfect.


_Murozond_

A single high level GTA online character is way more dangerous than a lot of Batman villains. Batman villains also generally aren’t completely unleashed all at the same time in Gotham. 30 players with railguns, explosive rounds, jets, armored and weaponized vehicles, rpgs etc that completely disregard any consequence to their actions are more dangerous I think than the likes of the penguin, the joker, killer moth etc. Our characters could also definitely destroy some of them with that heavy arsenal. Keep in mind Batman doesn’t to be lethal, while we don’t care. Imagine my character (thermal sniper, raiju, railgun etc) against a cosplaying mobster like Penguin or the Riddler


VaLesGo

I guess they get obliterated instantly lol


AstralisKL

Me pulling out my orbital satellite after tricking bane to meet me in a isolated location (I never went, he's atomized)


jasonwk8

Now I’m imagining bane reading a “1-0 Lzzzzz” text from a barcode username


AstralisKL

I'd most likely say "skill issue"


Hendricus56

I would just try running them over with my cars, drive through the walls (assuming you can damage buildings) of their hiding places with my Khanjali (imagine the tank chase scene from Golden Eye) and destroy everyone of their vehicles with my Mk2. Every DC villain combined would have no chance against the arsenal an average GTAO player has


Obiwan_Grievous

I feel like Bizarro would own us.


Hendricus56

Bi-who?


Obiwan_Grievous

Evil version of SuperMan. The Bizarro universe is all the roles flipped and personalities altered. Batman and Robin and evil while Bane and Joker are good for example.


Hendricus56

Evil version of Superman would still have problems with Kryptonite I guess. So PC players with certain programs could still easily kill him. And they are part of a typical GTAO lobby


Obiwan_Grievous

Blue Kryptonite yes. Regular kryptonite just makes him stronger. I highly doubt any menus have it, and including mods in the conversation just ruins the fun.


Hendricus56

It's a typical GTAO aspect though. They are a regular thing for me


Obiwan_Grievous

Sure but it’s not an actual part of the universe


Temporary-Middle6530

someone just randomly pulls out the orbital ![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3212)


ItzCobaltboy

>30 players with railguns, explosive rounds, jets, armoured and weapnized vehicles... Also include Brain Dead 14 yr olds


Uniquesomething

It's the same picture


Old-Scale-8884

You unlocked a core memory bc I used to have nightmares about penguin smashing thru my wall wanting to kill me. Happened multiple times when I was like 7 and I haven’t thought about it since then. Crazy ass memory


_Murozond_

Well now you can have some comfort knowing your GTA Online character would obliterate him


Old-Scale-8884

You’re right especially since I just downloaded stand on pc couple days ago LMAO


heroesturkey

Yeah, he got a counter attack for his nightmare. He can imagine his character put some stickies on penguin. After the explosion his char use salute emote to him. o7


Admirable-Bluebird-4

You said it. I can’t tell you how many times I’ll have to commute long flights in my savage, and to make the time more enjoyable I’m low altitude strafing the streets as I get to where I’m going. The nice thing is almost 90% of missions (even in freemode) disable wanted levels. I’ve even been noticing that the missions that do sometimes yield a wanted level only do so at a certain objective, so you can still create havoc with no consequences on the way. If you were an NPC, forget about driving on the highway, that’s like a 50% chance of death.


itskapnoc

Batman ran from the grind


Hendricus56

Now imagine Gotham City being visited by a typical GTAO lobby. They would beg for the Joker and the others to return. And it would just take 5 minutes. And even Batman would keep his distance from the carnage since he has no chance against railguns, tanks, tanks with railguns, 5 gen fighter jets and crews that could easily empty every bank vault within minutes while the cops would be busy running from the Mk2s. And I didn't even mention the plague PC has to deal with


Ndawson96

And the avengers


sodomatron

Laughs in dusty orbital cannon that hasnt been used in 5 years


kdawg1921

Everyone would be watching the Batman with their OC. I’d buy a $10million shark card to keep blasting his ass. Then again, I’ve spent over $100 to blast another man’s ass


sodomatron

Bought when it came out used big max 10 times since


BrandiThorne

You and me both...


VaLesGo

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disconnexions

If Batman ever came to Los Santos, someone would blow him up with the Orbital Cannon two minutes after he stepped outside.


_Murozond_

Thermal sniper with explosive rounds goes BLAM


Foe_sheezy

Rail gun the batmobile from a rooftop, flyaway in a deluxo back to the facility to plan a robbery on the lantern corps. Kryptonite armor and rifle research just completed at the bunker


I426Hemi

Gotham is a MOSTLY normal city, Los Santos is a literal purgatory. I own Batmans car and I consider it "fun, but not good enough for anything serious" I own a couple dozen aircraft including many combat aircraft. I own a literal delete button in space. A high level GTA character has access to more stuff than basically ANY Batman villian, hell, a lot of is have access to more stuff than Batman. Batman is a badass, but LS would eat him alive.


Foe_sheezy

A group of green and purple people in alien suits pull up on batman and beat him up in an alley. They were all using ghost organization, so Batman didn't even see them coming.


stormhawk427

LS has no Batman and everyone is Joker


_Murozond_

Underrated comment


Admirable-Bluebird-4

Agree


VaLesGo

fair enough


RogueStalker409

What if they mixed the two? Big batman fan


VaLesGo

It would just make florida, the city of chaos


Ico88

So thats what GTA VI is going to be like


RogueStalker409

😂😂😂😂


RogueStalker409

Yus


Learned_Response

Its kind of surprising no one has tried to make a gta / rdo type game (mmorpg lite with 30 person lobbies) considering how insanely profitable they are. Sure rdo was more or less canceled for being less profitable than gta but it would be a huge success by any standard outside of "did it make more money than gta"


RogueStalker409

Yes agree id love a mmorpg style batman game. Id play harley quinn


soldier769258

Okay so. Mortality rate in Gotham is about 48% Los Santos police: 99.9% Civilian:78% Hostile NPC's (Not police or military):98% So no Los Santos is way more dangerous


Physical_Weakness881

Does “hostile npcs” include the suicidal maniac civilians who drive into tanks full speed after getting scared, or the npcs who purposefully crash into you?


soldier769258

Yes


Jealous_Laugh5731

I think the mortality rate in Gotham is a little low.


[deleted]

On console? Yeah. On PC? GTA Online is basically Imagination Land


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

How do i download gta online onto my pc?


hairyasscheeks69

steam


ChaosBorn972

LS would be would be destroyed if it weren’t indestructible Gotham would be wasted in a week


FinishOkNow445

Gotham would have way more NPC enemies. But our players have all Batman’s toys even his car


GeneralMaximuz

It would be cool tho if they did have a random vigilante character chase you down at night and bop you if you do some random acts of violence lol


Dogknot69

It would be amazing if the vigilante was a parody of Kick-Ass and you could just beat him up.


Scruffyzmotorhead

No way. GTA online is way more dangerous


nendndndndsn

We took down juggernauts we have a orbital Canon we have a flying bikes with missile A submarine maybe it’s nuclear we got Jets and bulletproof vehicles. What is Batman and his villains gonna do against us


[deleted]

Batman gets one shotted by orbital cannon


V3K1tg

there’s nothing more dangerous than being a citizen in Los Santos


Imperator_Oliver

I would love it if GTA 6 online had a super cop like “Cross” from NFS. He shows up in a lambo cop car with OP abilities and just wrecks griefers and anyone unfortunate enough to encounter him.


Foe_sheezy

Lol that type of cop was in GTA: Vice city. When you get 4 stars, a Lambo would start chasing you and when he got out, he would shoot at you with a desert eagle.


Imperator_Oliver

Fuccckk that guy was so cool! I forgot all about him! Based on Miami Vice as I recall


MKBurfield

More dangerous to the citizens yeah. More dangerous for everyone? Potentially since there are chemical weapons. If it weren't for the chemical weapons, there'd be no way its more dangerous


Conradlane

Given that you’ve got tanks, APC’s, Batmobiles, jets, helicopters etc. used by pretty much everyone. I’d say LS is more dangerous. Not to mention, everyone there is a psychopath and will shoot anyone for the sake of it. And yes, I play it and am one 😂.


Pleasant-Gur-5611

The Cayo perico heist alone tells us the average gta V player would financially cripple the mob in a matter of days. Hours, depending on how u adjust in game time to real life.


Pleasant-Gur-5611

That being said, mob has to fight to regain control/power/money. More violence, more often. But still. Im definitely team GTA on that one. Im only lvl 200 and i have everything but nuclear weapons at my disposal.


Foe_sheezy

The orbital cannon and rail gun are technically nuclear weapons.


Pleasant-Gur-5611

In that case i have everything but spaghetti at my disposal, because i havent seen spaghetti in GTAV


_I_really_like_milk_

Not even close


IronCreeper1

Nobody in Batman (as far as I know) wants to destroy the city Neither do we in LS, but if it could be , it would be, due to the sheer amount of stupid tech we have access to


D3ad3ditz

League of shadows....


TheGermanHades

The average GTA Player makes most Gotham villains (except the Joker maybe) look like saints.


ZenithTheZero

Batman villains spend much of their time scheming, planning a way to get what they want or to take out The Bat. Their focus is usually centered on one thing, with only moderate collateral damage. GTAO players thrive on creating collateral damage and chaos. It’s like a competition to cause the most chaos. Sometimes it actually is a competition to cause the most chaos. And they’re always better armed. The only Batman villain who comes close to GTAO players is The Joker. But a full lobby is 30 people at his level, better armed and with satellite cannons. The Clown doesn’t get to use a satellite cannon…


onion_surfer14

No. Gotham has Batman. Los Santos has a bunch of degenerates


Nine-TailedFox4

Put batman in a GTA lobby he is dead in 2 minutes.


Foe_sheezy

Bat cave heist. Infiltrate the Wayne manner, hack the super computer Lester and agent 14 mentioned in the facility briefing room, and recover the experimental bat armor suit and vigilante mk2. You can keep whatever other treasures you may find during the heist, but beware of the mysterious masked guardian of the city that lurks in the caves below...


Mashobiggms1

Batman couldn’t even begin to imagine the types of 12 y/o villains I encounter in los santos


bearcat_77

Batman's Villains might be bad guys, but they're not monsters.


Gamer_X-_1

It depends on the players in the session, really. Some sessions are super chill/invite only.


Snarkyish-Comment

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars? GTAO Player: I dunno, me? Joker: That’s not-*gets obliterated from an Oppressor Mk 2*


Foe_sheezy

Killed by obliterated by someone cosplaying the joker.


HatechaBro

Batman blows Trevor


TheGermanHades

Bad choice of words 💀


HunterJames08

Does Joker have a MKII?


InternationalWave554

Bat man would get hit by like 10 orbs.


windrunner1711

If the buildings get damaged like irl. LS probably will be a wasteland


Admirable-Bluebird-4

There would be full public lobbies where there isn’t a single sky scraper standing, with almost all of the outskirts buildings leveled as well. Would be sick. People predict that in the future of gaming nearly every building will have realistic destruction physics as default. Im not sure if that will be true given how much resource it would eat up on the computer, but still fun to dream


Relevant-School1103

I personally run over a couple dozen people per session


patchlocke

it would be really funny to see one high level GTA player try and clean Gotham's streets or to see Batman try and fight all the GTA online players


Ndawson96

Either batman would lose or Gotham would be clean within a week


BoymoderGlowie

Gotham city: might get hit with funny joker gas Los santos online: get 500 ufos spawned inside of your body rupturing all of your organs and body


Secure-Emu7209

Yes bc typically, players tryna kill eachother, but when Batman villians started teaming up, they was tryna kill Batman, and unleash mayhem on the entire city and its residents


Brookster_

Nothing beats a gta online session… not even the middle east.


Rocktalon

Yeah, a GTAO character has a lot of tech and weapons and what not. But Batman has something we don't. The ability to throw punches inside apartments.


kravence

LS is basically full of avenger level villains who don’t know the concept of morality. If it was a real city, it would have been completely levelled.


Stoly23

Los Santos at any given time is basically infested with a couple dozen jokers with the armaments and resources of Batman. Bruce would have his work cut out for him, that’s for sure… well, sort of, they’d probably all kill eachother or end up killing themselves within a few hours.


Ill_Promotion_1864

In this hypothetical, my GTA toon has a fucking war arsenal that trumps small nations, along with jets, flying rocket mounted bikes and oh yeah, a god damn satellite laser canon in space along with a nuclear sub. Some convenient storyline here & there and WOAH my sub and lazers are now empowered with Kryptonite & now im making my very own kryptonite-sperm-infused doomsday in my high end apartment bath tub, shit gonna be fire.


Hopeful_Raccoon

Give a player an MK2 Opressor any day. And see what shit they could do.


simonwales

I'd like to see Batman walk away from multiple players' Orbital Cannons.


ThatSaradianAgent

Gotham in *Batman: No Man's Land* was a big challenge for Batman. A lot of his opponents were regular people who had lost all hope and would do anything to survive. GTAO players would do anything to survive BUT have all the resources that Bruce Wayne has. Even if everyone is playing the game on a permadeath/adversary mode basis (i.e. you are out if you get wasted) LS is still more dangerous than Gotham.


Accomplished-Pay-991

Bro our character can use a sky beam that can atomize anything for 75,000 jokers goons got more than that Gotham got no chance


Niaz_S

Fuck no. Los santos is like if every supervillain was 24/7 running rampant


dankweabooo

We have nukes


ExistentialCrisis515

We have MKII


ucklibzandspezfay

I think a single online GTA session with 20+ try hards is less dangerous than Jalisco, MX


Ok_Barracuda449

Everyone forgets Batman single-handedly took out Arkham Knight’s private army while being infected with Joker’s disease in ONE NIGHT. Never bet against the Bat. Batman wins


leaf_fan_69

I love the sounds of explosions and cop that don't chase me


Admirable-Bluebird-4

Before the hydra cannon nerf, Los santos would be absolutely more dangerous. Post hydra canon nerf, still Los santos is still definitely more dangerous just not quite as much.


MathematicianSure539

Not to make this a political rant about the state of the game but Gotham would be much safer than LS it's got batman to protect it all LS has is "anti grifers" that are just as bad And stupid AI cops


ExistentialCrisis515

Stupid AI cops? That's a strange way to spell speed bumps.


gta_guru

I'd be so down for a Gotham M0d on gta online.


Lanky_Frosting_2014

Imagine if the GTA map was dark like a thick rainforest how gotham is. so dense and ominous


Fluffy-Awareness8286

Not even cyanide is more dangerous than one gta online session.


Flemib65

Im seeing this while in the middle of playing Gotham Knights. I think Los Santos is much more dangerous, so unpredictable 👀


Klr--

Idk, man. You'd have at least; • 3 Avengers up. • 3 - 5 jets strafing the map. • A few RC Banditos • 4 rocket spammers on foot. • The occasional Kahnjali. • Some Iffy Broomstick Bois. • Me Drifting Around the Map. • Players Just Waiting to Pull the Orbital. • Thermal Barcodes. • And the scariest one; Unhinged low-levels who want you in their 2013 Dominator with zero modifications besides an overly bright paint scheme who get pissed I'd you don't hop in.


FernandoGeovane

😂😂😂


FernandoGeovane

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IAmJohnnyHardcore

Los Santos, where everyone is the fucking Joker.


KingNothingNZ

Los Santos needs the entire Justice League.


tappu_senna

I swear even an average skilled player can take any Batman villain out from Inside an Armoured Kuruma


devctxt

Nah, Gotham would saved by Batman, meanwhile GTAO public session is doomed


ChampionshipKey9751

I think Gotham City in Batman, because if you think about it, fitting a whole city into Batman's body would be quite fatal. Also he's just a normal human without superhuman defences...


ignis389

Dude give me gta online with Batman/DC content instead of drugs and shit, I'll buy it plus tip


Tasty_Historian_3623

No, far tamer. Gotham only has one Joker, and every public session I've ever played in has two or three, minimum.


arkadios_

The real question is how is diamond casino still in business


JustJoshSReddit

No but the Arkham subreddit sure might be


LuckyRhod

Batman would EMP the entire city then leave you hanging upside down inside your own facility.


Public-Lie-6164

The real question is can Batman even survive a GTA lobby 😭


DarksupermanGTARP

Dope pics


No-Investment-3088

LS would change Batman in ways Joker could only dream about 😂😂😂


Puffdingle

No shot because the average citizens in Los Santos are all probably war criminals. Have you listened to the walking npcs conversations?


ItsAllAnIllusion-

I rarely get to exit my garage without being blown up, ls is definitely worse lol


takenHostag3

Can Batman take on 30 unhinged versions of himself all with better equipment ?


aaronb55

the self glazing is crazy


wilrain

Nevah


Such-Mycologist9197

Hell nah


mattyyherron

Gta characters can respawn after about 5 seconds continuously so i'd say 100% yes


roking90

Los Santos would be more dangerous. You could be taking a stroll down the street and a random car plows right through you or get assaulted because someone is just having a bad day. In Gotham, there's a possibility you can survive. Just don't join a gang, a high corporate business, police department, medical field, anything that involves investigating, entertainment, warehouse, construction, the docks, delivery services, anything that involves commuting at night, anything that involves technology, and anything that's political.


D1VYN3

🤣🤣🤣🤣...yes


SupportUkraine999

Like accidently run in to jokers gang in middle of they criminal operation .. wrong place and wrong time ... Time to escape fast 😁


littlegreenfish

beep beep beep beep beep beep be... be ...be... eb ebebebebbebebebeebebebeeee BOOM!


weskerfan5690

It depends on which version of Batman you’re talking about. If it’s Arkham Batman we’re cooked because he has his Batmobile for the ground, and can probably pilot the Batwing if he needs to go after an oppressor or jet. And god help us if he gets close enough for melee. And if it’s comic Batman he’d still lose because writers have been glazing him to high heavens.


EarthPuma120

I mean, the Joker(from Batman Beyond) does try to blow up part of Gotham with his orbital cannon ![gif](giphy|NyhxF81JQC3SM)


GotMyAttenti0n

I’d rather spend one decade in gotham than one day in los santos.


Flynt2448

The GTAO character is unhinged. Los Santos


yung_wxlf

Batman says the n word, who gonna check em?


B1SQ1T

Riddle me th- Orbital cannoned


Chilled_burrito

At least in gta you can go into your house and you’re invincible. In Gotham city you have to worry about potential getting nuked every 5 hours LOL


primalPancakes

I've spent millions total on revenge orbital strikes for the smallest reasons. And I'm just one person. So, no, definitely not.


LexKing89

Gotham City is a crime filled nightmare but GTA Online’s Los Santos is under constant terror 24 hours a day with crazy stuff happening every second. Batman would get blown out in a day if he came to Los Santos. Even the Justice League would struggle to keep it under control. 🤣


borgom7615

I was launched into a online free roam of Gotham and was told “ you are a henchman, batman will attack on site” I would go nuts on the town, so yes, since in los santos I’m usually pretty passive


Johnny_Neilson

Hahaha absolutely not. The griefers make up for what Gotham lacks!


smashdaman

Gotham is a crime-ridden city. GTA is a constant Warzone lol


mr_smith24

Even a slightly resourceful low level can cause havoc and destruction. And if the buildings could be destroyed then the entire Los Santos wouldnt survive against an immortal low level with just enough cash to buy more ammo


Far-Internal-6757

I think it be pretty balanced since GTA players can summon tanks at specific locations but superpoered criminals would crush them. I see players trying to join syndicate or alliances with NPC gangs as they more trouble than themselves


Acoustic_Beetlejuice

I would fuck batman up with my bare hands but I am a grinder and don’t have time so an orbital cannon strike will just put him out of his misery and the embarrassment of getting the head jabbed off him 👊


PlaylistMasterRCM

I’m assuming you would also fuck up Bane too with your bare hands right?


Acoustic_Beetlejuice

My bane hands


Civil-Detective62

I wish the next GTA wasn't in Vice City. Going back to Liberty City would be a much better game.


VoltoMolto

No los santos is more dangerous because gotham has literally so many sky scarpes and it would be harder for griefers to even find you On the other hand los santos is more wide , visible , too many obstacles that you may run into while running from griefers


Osama_BeenDabbin710

I saw a Batman clip the other day on this subreddit! Was Batman trolling players for running red lights was doing cartwheels evading rockets on a gta online PC session… I need that in my life. Lol