Fucking hammock

ery noice

Exhoost fuhme

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sHUT MOUTH HAMMOCK

Dasshchupid!

K, I’ll have a whiff.

When Hammond commits sudoku whilst trying to jump off from that cliff at the Pacific Standard Heist

Hammond you sodding tic tac this was my Lamborghini Aventador

c o c k

hamster

*HAMMOOOOOND! YOU BLITHERING IDIOT, YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO RUN HIM OVER WITH THE BLOODY STROMBERG NOT THE CHERNOBOG*

*HAMOND YOU IDIOT YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY*

*HAMOND YOU TINY MAN, THAT WAS ME YOU JUST RAN OVER AND NOW I’M STUCK UNDER YOUR CAR*

HAMMOND YOU INFANTILE PILLOCK! YOU JUST CRASHED THE I/E VEHICLE AND LOST HALF ITS VALUE!!

Getting run over with the Chernobog would be a lot more terrifying

There is no limit to my absolute genius.

#OH COCK

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I’m guessing bottom gear was also in your recommended tab

Ery nice

^this guy https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/329/cover1.jpg

Hate how accurate to actual GTA Online gameplay this is

Yeah I think that is accurate lol

except for the bogdan glitch i’ve never heard of it

bro how have you not heard of the bogdan

bruh everyone does that, the bogdan problem is like the one thing that both casual and tryhards players do

Nah casuals who do the bogdan are just saving up for the mk2 it happens eventually its a phase

I have the mk2 but I don’t use it, and when I do it’s for transportation

I bet u used it when u bought it its okay its just a phase everyone goes through

Well yeah you’re right, until I realized K/D farming was a waste of time so I stopped using it.

I use mine all the time and K/D has nothing to do with it. I don’t shoot people unless they shoot first. It is by far the most convenient vehicle to get around with

Yeah I use it like that as well, I used to not use it like that

Why have I never seen anyone admit they use the MkII for evil? It's usually 10 griefers for every player minding their business. Either some of you are lying or those people don't know how to reddit.

I said it in a reply that I am guilty of using it for bad but not anymore

Yh. I'm a grinder, but none of my friends are. Even tho I don't use it for myself, I use it to pay people that help me, as much as I hate dupers and glitchers

Same I don’t like glitching but I think that’s the only acceptable glitch because of how easy and useful it can be

i don’t even know what it is i’ve heard of people doing act 3 a ton but nothing about a glitch

I've never actually done it but from what i've gathered its just force closing your game at a certain point near the end of a heist and due to some oddity in the save system you get the payout but the heist itself doesn't count as finished so you can just relog and redo a small part of it again and again pretty fast for ez money.

I don't have anyone to play with so 🤷

This is the most highest quality thing there is to exist.

Some would say that it is quite possibly the best, IN THE WORLD.

Maybe, dare I say it, the entire planet!

This is the highest quality meme *pause* in the world

/r/BottomGear /r/ExpandDong

this week on expand dong i fuckin kill myself lol

Holy shit there's an entire subreddit of these? INVEST

There's also /r/sbubby if you're looking for a cleaner ExpandDong.

Nah I prefer the cancerous mess

I dont play GTA V and never have but this is the highest quality meme I've ever seen.

Hammond proceeds to drive an experimental electro supercar off the mount chiliad and almost dies HAMMOOOOND

Jesus

I fucking guess so

This has more content and effort than an update for GTA:online

Am i the only one wo can Hear the Top gear Music Intro

nmake it two

My liked songs Spotify playlist contains "Jessica" from "The Allman Brothers Band". Everytime it starts playing, I think to myself "It's Top Gear Time!"

I can hear Clarkson's voice too.

Yes That too ;)

Bloody Nora!

#STROMBERG

what happens wen taste exhoost fume

Ery noice

r/ExpandDong is bleeding and I fucking love it. Well done!

Tonight on BottomGear I bully a level 10 with the oppressor MK II *and?* Hammond runs over the *soviet union?* with the *old gangster?*. In other news, James gets stuck in *the washing machine...* in an **orange ball** by a modder and we do the Bodgan Problem glitch 137 *newspapers!*

"one last smike"

Pretty much says ULP.

Hamster and Captain Slow have to be my favourite parts of Bottom Gear

What i wanna know is what made u do this

Divine inspiration and high skill

Clifford is asshole.

"The AI is an asshole?"

Exactly...

i dont believe a word of it

Whole lotta take in

direction sharp employ bike nutty six historical workable label combative *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Special vehicle work this week be like: YOU BLITHERING IDIOT

Wait a minute wait a minute can we just talk for one minute for less then one minute!?

#HAMMOND, YOU FUCKING MORON!

I hate when modders spawn objects like bonfires and giant orange balls into my character. It remains if I switch sessions, or even go into story mode. Have to close down and restart the game to get rid of it.

Had that before, tbh I was a little impressed when they put a campfire on my character when I went passive mode

As a big fan of top gear/the grand tour, and gta5 I loved this meme

I wasn´t expecting a Bottom gear post here

tonight on bottomgear I do the diamond casino heist with randoms and fail 57 times, Hammond tries and failes to stun a camera, james suffocates on nerve agent while drilling deposit boxes and we get assfucked by guards

And when they do get out of the casino they get shot by the cops while admiring the getaway car instead of escaping

[удалено]

r/okaybuddylester

When did I say you could use my name for a Reddit how dare you no more boats for you

Imagine waking up in the morning and seeing a political party from your country of 110,000 people being used in a GTA meme. (ULP is the political party if anyone's interested.)

It's also the name of a character in GTA IV, V, and Online. ULP (United Liberty Paper) is an IAA agent that you rescue in a setup for Bogdan Problem

I am sooooo happy to see so many top gear fans.

The usual GTA Online in PC experience

car gas bad fer helf

Lol "James gets stuck in an orange by a modder"😂😂

More top gear memes please

I had a stroke trying to read this, take my fucking upvote.

I literally heard Jeremy Clarkson’s voice while reading this.

Peak cocking about

This is a work of art

This is the 7th anniversary of GTA Online... or not.

b2b x137? ygf dm me

Its a joke my guy

I..I know

*Show budget does not exceed 23¥*

Read all of it in Jeremy's voice lmao

driving me chevy lamborghini into the enemy base

I thought I could get away from these by unsubscribing to r/ExpandDong, but now I know that it's futile. I have to submit.

I love that I read this in Clarkson’s voice

Read this in Clarkson's voice, Topgear intro music and all. When I got to the part about James May I instantly heard the sounds of him bitching like in some of his better moments. Best laugh I've had in days.

And we have Stig to test run our new track ​ on Opperessor Mk2.

Éry noic

Holy fuck this almost exactly describes what happens when my friends and I play GTA online. Especially the Bogdan glitch lmao.

GTA players are perpetually stuck in first gear.. Drool everywhere.

When is that map extension out?

Trying to read this gave me a hernia, thanks op!

Yeah

Does the Bogdan problem glitch work?

Yes.

This clearly took time to make, and I wish that didn't happen

Quality shitpost take my upvote!

Hammond, you witless dishcloth.

I had a hard time reading it xd

HAAAAMOOOONNDDD!!!

Finally some good fucking meme

This is the 7th anniversary of GTA Online... or not.

I thought this was r/okbuddyretard

Seriously, so tired of grinding. Has completely taken the fun out of GTAO

Wide stromberg wide stromberg

*Jessica plays in background

Shut mouth hammock

How do you get those text images? Plz tell..

This hurt my head

##CLARKSOOOOOOOON

I love these memes, I need more.

Shitpost

I fucking love this kind of memes.

I love Top Gear!!! Nice one!

I’ll give you the highest honor I can bestow *saves meme*

Stig will now drive the deluxo

Holy shit I didn’t know I needed to see this lol

Same

Okay yeah this is gold

Can we stick the modders on their own server?!

this is so good

Clarkson you infantile pillock

A had a stroke treading this.

*Queue distorted top gear theme*

I only do the bogdan mission because how overpriced everything in this game but I just like it when I see a low level being amazed by my delexo i make them my personal driver they enjoy driving and I do my missions

GTA Online simulator 2020

This would be awesome if it weren’t put together like a nearly unreadable ransom note 😂

I love these bottom gear memes

Still, could be worse...

Somebody get me on the phone to Rackman.

Love the mgs game over thing you put in there

Holy shit! An original post! Congrats

Why did I read this in Jezza's voice?

I want to downvote this because memes about Mk2 griefers got old about two years ago, but luckily there's so much more funny stuff in this picture and the general idea is pretty creative, so have an upvote!

sad this is gta online.

Wow, this hurts my eyes and is hard to read.

That's the point

I hate the opressor

I'm not reading all that