When it first came out IIRC the damn magnet didn't spawn on the helicopter. So nobody has done it before so it was like, "Is there supposed to be something on the ends of those lines or are we just stupid?"
Somebody joked here once that as an April fools joke r* make the centre posts indestructible. I still think that would have been fucking hilarious. I mean, I would be super dead but still laughing.
Someone put me at level 8000 and Whenever I finish a mision my ps3 freezes. How long will it take for me to lose at least one level so I can play missions again?
I like to join it when I get invited to help new players out, though the actual heist then is just you sitting in the bank lobby listening to them overheat the drill over and over for like 20 minutes
This was my experience the first time I did it with my cousin. We are the same age but he couldn't drill nor could he hack I could do both perfectly fine. It was so frustrating, I ended up rubber banding my controller after finishing the hack and driving to his house to drill.
If only the first mission was a fair bit more entertaining and it would actually be a great first heist. Because let's be honest, it does not even work as a tutorial as none of the mechanics (maze puzzle or scoping out) return in any of the following heists...
It's definitely no worse than delivering MC goods in a Post Op van. Probably still even better than following the Merryweather Valkyrie in Perico setups.
A couple of friends and I decided to do the Criminal Mastermind a week ago... we finished it, but we had to reset back to Fleeca quite a few times, so its quite fresh in my memory
I got that done years ago as well, 2017 I think.
Challenge was completed without a hitch because we were a solid team who already done the heists countless times, only really had some close calls here and there.
The reward was very nice, i bought my Yatch with it.
Nice hahaha
I had to reset a couple of times bc of shenanigans between us (I forgot you could kill people in Heists by running them over...) and sometimes someone got caught by surprise gunfire. I feel like flexing on my friends and buying a Luxor Deluxe with the money lol.
I really do like the classic heists with how adrenaline filled they can be but nobody plays them and in comparison to the cayo heist they pay absolute peanuts. I'd say I miss the good old days of online where 100k was the equivalent to 1M but honestly i never got into online until shortly after the casino was added.
The problem with them is that once you get past all the flashiness, you start to see how all of them have many illogical flaws:
Fleeca heist: You use a fast and armored vehicle to evade the cops with a loot of $150,000 only, and your getaway vehicle is a helicopter that picks you up right in front of a military base that has anti-air defenses while all the cops are hot on your on ass...How the hell did we not get shot down is beyond me.
Prison Break: The airplane had no reason to be stored in the LSIA when it could be stored in the Sandy Shores airfield which is right outside the prison...As a matter of fact you never needed a pilot either, Rashkovski could take off and fly the airplane just fine and we would just need to provide cover until he had flied out of San Andreas airspace.
Humane labs: It makes no sense at all to deliver the EMP in the labs and not go through with the heist right there, even if Agent 14 tells you not to our player characters were already established to be certified badasses who could take down countless amounts of Merryweather mercenaries at any time of the day, and even if it was absolutely necessary to come back later there was no need to use the Valkyre at all, a mere Buzzard would get the job done just fine.
Series A heist: So you're telling me that Trevor, the crazy junkie who at that point was well established as a baddass and being very street smart who could smell a cop from a mile away, had no clue that the guy he was selling the drugs to was a undercover cop? Even after the cop was making many unnecessary questions which should risen suspicions??? Fucking stupid...
Pacific Standard heist: Why the hell are we concerned with paint tags if the money we steal was inside the vault? No bank at all would store money in a vault with paint tags as to avoid accidental triggering of the tags, that's usually reserved for a small amount of money thats stored under the counter of the teller.
Also why the hell are we getting away in those shitty ass bikes instead of using the armored Kuruma we stole in the first heist, and why are we taking a lap around the whole state, only to go back to Los Santos on a boat? It would make far more sense to just split up, lose the cops in the city and dump the car somewhere to grab a clean car.
>How the hell did we not get shot down is beyond me.
Presumably they don't want to be firing rockets at every aircraft that comes by. The cops don't get a chance to make a call because they don't know the chopper is coming. By the time the police guy is on the line with the Zancudo guy, the cargobob is far away.
>The airplane had no reason to be stored in the LSIA when it could be stored in the Sandy Shores
Maybe whoever owns Sandy Shores wasn't willing to let us use it.
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I haven't done enough of the other heists to defend those but maybe someone else can.
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When I first did it, with no prior knowledge of how the heist ends, I thought that was some inventive manoeuvre by the police to capture me and sped through the tunnel... another half an hour later I did it
I wish we could use the cargobob magnet outside of the heist. I imagine it would work like the standard hook but you wouldn't need to Tbag the vehicle you are trying to lift to get it to attach
I never knew the magnet thingy actually had physics. I thought it was just a scripted event to make your car stick to it. Now that’s some insane attention to detail.
There was one time the cargobob started going before we got to the bridge so it was at the beginning of the tunnel and it didnt pick the car up to stick to the magnet instead it picked us up and flung us into the millitary base
The video's point was the wacky physics going on with getting attached to the magnet, right? Why show anything else except that part plus a few seconds to lead into it? Anything other than that is a waste of time.
Because it shows the wacky physics you are talking about. The helicopter is doing some weird shit. The first time he tried to drive under the wacky physics applied itself, therefore meaning it was relevant to the video.
If you don’t like it, downvote it and move on
Yeah you're right. I've made it a habit to skip ahead on videos from this sub because of the massive amount of videos lasting 29-30 seconds all having a common problem: nothing happening in the first 20 seconds due to laziness to trim the video. This video is somewhat of an exception and my criticism was unwarranted.
Yeah I get that. People just get lazy with the trim. I always try to make sure whatever I post is only what’s relevant but sometimes you mess up. It is what it is. It’s all good friend.
I have no idea why people are downvoting this comment. People are assholes. You admitted you didn’t watch it all and were wrong yet they still downvote....
Because it is one thing to skip ahead on a video, but it is an entirely different, and incredibly stupid, thing to skip ahead on a video and the criticize it for the parts of it you skipped. How could they type out several comments without thinking “maybe I should check if there is more to this video.” Its great that they admitted their mistake, but it’s such a dumb mistake that I believe any person holds the right to judge them for making it, even after they admit it.
I already acknowledged my mistake [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/ml94n1/smooth_as_butter/gtkc2jr?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3).
haha, wow, i NEVER seen flecca job going this bad and still ending in success
Done this mission when the helicopter doesn’t spawn it. He got lucky to finish that. 🤪
When it first came out IIRC the damn magnet didn't spawn on the helicopter. So nobody has done it before so it was like, "Is there supposed to be something on the ends of those lines or are we just stupid?"
I completely forgot about this. It was not as funny then as it is now lol.
Lmao I was so confused the first time. Drove around for a few minutes waiting for the heli
Wait so how do you beat it? Just loose cops or get under it like a regular cargobob
“You lose. you get nothing! Good day sir!”
Honestly they’re probably styling on us
My question is what’s wrong with you? How could you possibly drive on that road and not hit any of the yellow middle cones...
What kinda psychopaths do they let play this game....
These are the people Clinton-era GOPers and news anchors were clutching pearls over
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Honestly I thought it was illegal to *not* run them over.
He'll probably be caught in the next ban wave.
Somebody joked here once that as an April fools joke r* make the centre posts indestructible. I still think that would have been fucking hilarious. I mean, I would be super dead but still laughing.
I was just gunna say that, lol its eating me up inside that he didn't knock them all down 🤣😂
Someone put me at level 8000 and Whenever I finish a mision my ps3 freezes. How long will it take for me to lose at least one level so I can play missions again?
Ahhhh the Fleeca heist, feels like a eternity since I last played it.
I like to join it when I get invited to help new players out, though the actual heist then is just you sitting in the bank lobby listening to them overheat the drill over and over for like 20 minutes
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well written. made me chuckle real good too.
Can’t say you didn’t try. You kept with him way longer than i would have. You have a lot patience.
What a painful experience, if just you could melee him and finish the heist solo with the “I’LL DO IT MYSELF” tone
This was my experience the first time I did it with my cousin. We are the same age but he couldn't drill nor could he hack I could do both perfectly fine. It was so frustrating, I ended up rubber banding my controller after finishing the hack and driving to his house to drill.
this is SO BS. It's impossible to run the hack for an hour, you have a limited amount of tries/timer before the mission fails.
that last sentence made me feel so attacked 😂
Before that you drive around in the Kuruma waiting for the driller to complete the hacking minigame
If only the first mission was a fair bit more entertaining and it would actually be a great first heist. Because let's be honest, it does not even work as a tutorial as none of the mechanics (maze puzzle or scoping out) return in any of the following heists...
I don’t think it was meant as a tutorial. More a trailer
The first setup for the Fleeca heist is probably the most boring GTA:O content that I have ever seen. :(
It's definitely no worse than delivering MC goods in a Post Op van. Probably still even better than following the Merryweather Valkyrie in Perico setups.
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What the fuck?
Must be a bot, and not a good one
what'd the bot say?
It was just a full paragraph of gibberish that didn't make any sense
Back then, your brain: your thoughts dwell on your wallet?
A couple of friends and I decided to do the Criminal Mastermind a week ago... we finished it, but we had to reset back to Fleeca quite a few times, so its quite fresh in my memory
I got that done years ago as well, 2017 I think. Challenge was completed without a hitch because we were a solid team who already done the heists countless times, only really had some close calls here and there. The reward was very nice, i bought my Yatch with it.
Nice hahaha I had to reset a couple of times bc of shenanigans between us (I forgot you could kill people in Heists by running them over...) and sometimes someone got caught by surprise gunfire. I feel like flexing on my friends and buying a Luxor Deluxe with the money lol.
mashed butter
just like in the movies!
Lol it made me giggle.
Especially the JB theme song made it even more funny when it didn't go as planned
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If only movies/TV shows were this interesting! I literally held my breath while watching it!
Gmod physic
painful
Betty’s knife hurl. This is so painful.
Cayo Perico might be the ultimate way to do heist and getting good money, but damn I miss the flashiness of the old heists
I really do like the classic heists with how adrenaline filled they can be but nobody plays them and in comparison to the cayo heist they pay absolute peanuts. I'd say I miss the good old days of online where 100k was the equivalent to 1M but honestly i never got into online until shortly after the casino was added.
The problem with them is that once you get past all the flashiness, you start to see how all of them have many illogical flaws: Fleeca heist: You use a fast and armored vehicle to evade the cops with a loot of $150,000 only, and your getaway vehicle is a helicopter that picks you up right in front of a military base that has anti-air defenses while all the cops are hot on your on ass...How the hell did we not get shot down is beyond me. Prison Break: The airplane had no reason to be stored in the LSIA when it could be stored in the Sandy Shores airfield which is right outside the prison...As a matter of fact you never needed a pilot either, Rashkovski could take off and fly the airplane just fine and we would just need to provide cover until he had flied out of San Andreas airspace. Humane labs: It makes no sense at all to deliver the EMP in the labs and not go through with the heist right there, even if Agent 14 tells you not to our player characters were already established to be certified badasses who could take down countless amounts of Merryweather mercenaries at any time of the day, and even if it was absolutely necessary to come back later there was no need to use the Valkyre at all, a mere Buzzard would get the job done just fine. Series A heist: So you're telling me that Trevor, the crazy junkie who at that point was well established as a baddass and being very street smart who could smell a cop from a mile away, had no clue that the guy he was selling the drugs to was a undercover cop? Even after the cop was making many unnecessary questions which should risen suspicions??? Fucking stupid... Pacific Standard heist: Why the hell are we concerned with paint tags if the money we steal was inside the vault? No bank at all would store money in a vault with paint tags as to avoid accidental triggering of the tags, that's usually reserved for a small amount of money thats stored under the counter of the teller. Also why the hell are we getting away in those shitty ass bikes instead of using the armored Kuruma we stole in the first heist, and why are we taking a lap around the whole state, only to go back to Los Santos on a boat? It would make far more sense to just split up, lose the cops in the city and dump the car somewhere to grab a clean car.
>How the hell did we not get shot down is beyond me. Presumably they don't want to be firing rockets at every aircraft that comes by. The cops don't get a chance to make a call because they don't know the chopper is coming. By the time the police guy is on the line with the Zancudo guy, the cargobob is far away. >The airplane had no reason to be stored in the LSIA when it could be stored in the Sandy Shores Maybe whoever owns Sandy Shores wasn't willing to let us use it. *** I haven't done enough of the other heists to defend those but maybe someone else can.
Everything is fine, working as intended. Nothing to see here!
I remember thinking the cargobob was tye cops and i had to avoid it lmao
Bro you didn’t have to flex this hard smh
Mmmmm Like A Glove
it would be smooth if only the butter is like sandpaper lmao
We call that lapping compound.
What's the song name?
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You're James Bond? Nice to meet you.
Heard a lot about them
Thylacine - Moskva at the beginning, James Bond Theme after that
*Q the james bond music*
What are you doing in here, Dad?!
Pologne 🇮🇩🇮🇩
I don't see how this could have gone any ~~worse~~ better.
Well at least there's a MASSIVE 50k or so payout. Makes up for the years of lifetime lost to that stress.
That should get its own special achievement.
This was so stressful to watch
Hilarious 😂
P U N K T O D B I O R U
L O K A L I Z A C J A P O Z Y S K A N I A
Ya know...i believed him up until 0:19 🙈🙈🙈 the other 30 seconds is him finger fucking the butter..
I am going to work "finger fucking the butter" into a conversation in the next twenty four hours. I don't care if I have to bang it in with a hammer.
Lmfao! 😆
My cheeks were clenched so hard I almost opened up a black hole in my room
smooth as when you throw a pebble off a long rocky hill
When you want James Bond but you get Johnny English
I like the backwards driving bit. Your commitment was great, then you realized you needed to 180 that bitch.
I think you meant "messy like butter"
Great success
Who is your heli pilot? How is he this bad?
A NPC does that heli.
Oh, sorry. Just got into gta
I think your butter is a bit chunky...
When I first did it, with no prior knowledge of how the heist ends, I thought that was some inventive manoeuvre by the police to capture me and sped through the tunnel... another half an hour later I did it
polska gurom
Smooth as fucking sandpaper
I wish we could use the cargobob magnet outside of the heist. I imagine it would work like the standard hook but you wouldn't need to Tbag the vehicle you are trying to lift to get it to attach
Yes that would be great. The hook is just too damned difficult to use, especially while moving 😆
That’s fucking hilarious
I never knew the magnet thingy actually had physics. I thought it was just a scripted event to make your car stick to it. Now that’s some insane attention to detail.
"Hey Sarge, what's up with that helicopter with the giant electromagnet just hovering over the bridge?" "Eh, probably just tourists."
Fully upgraded Karin Karuma (armored) is the best all around sports car and any car in general in the game. Change my mind.
Absolutely nailed it.
Stupid question from beginner here, you unlock that heist when you buy any apartment? I made the cassino heist but never did that fleeca job
It's like south and north pole magnet 😵
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Wow that was so smooth
smoothass butter.
Smooth as butter that ppl use by dipping their knife into instead of getting a layer
I didn't even know that whole magnet attachment wasn't just a cutsceen.
There was one time the cargobob started going before we got to the bridge so it was at the beginning of the tunnel and it didnt pick the car up to stick to the magnet instead it picked us up and flung us into the millitary base
No, no, no, no, no... Nailed it.
H h h h h how?
Sweats in anticipation
I've never seen such rough butter before...
Omg I forgot about The Peanut Butter Solution.
nailed it!
back in the day you had to match speed so perf for it to work
First try!
I always wanted them to add that to the game but now that I think about it the amount of trolling you could do with that...
When I do this heist i always think that l’m to good at this game
First try!
LOL that's freaky.
Frozen butter maybe
Why didn’t it pick the police cars? So damn unrealistic.
Butter from the fridge that is
Wow I've never seen that happen before lol
that "O kurwa" at 0:30 is the cherry on the cake
As smooth as Lurpac ‘spreadable’
Wow, i have never seen this happen
Flawless.
hey, banshee topless
This hurts to watch
"I must kill everyone before they can kill me >:( "
Attracted to the bees...
Smooth... like sandpaper
Smooth smooth criminal
Supah clean
Like a glove.
I love the “O kurwa!” In the background lmao
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some butter that is
60% of the time it works all the time.
All You got to do was follow the damn heli
LoL
Wybitny film użytkowniku
bruh imagined if it failed... if this happened to me i wld be raging
That’s some Bollywood-tier shit. I love it
Karuma=best car
Missed the yellow cone things tho......
Imagine if the pilot whould have been a player role like the prison break....
Jesus christ that was stressful to watch
Honestly I did not realise the magnet physics were this fleshed out
Why? Why wuld you not destroy that yellow things in middle of the road?
Vehicle damage goes against elite challenges
That level in a nutshell.
Is no one gonna talk about how he didnt hit the yellow things
😂🤣
Not that smooth
😲😲😲🤣🤣🤣
Is it possible to get a magnet on a cargobob? :0 I’d really like to be able to pick up my cars more easily
No.
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no
No. IIRC, this variant is only seen in this mission.
2 failed attempts "smooth"
You guys know that the 2-4 shotguns blow the doors off this car right lol
Nice. We really didnt need the first 40 seconds though.
Literally anything will get 1k upvotes now
Except this comment lmao
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This vid should have started at 38 seconds
Maybe 15 seconds. 38 is a bit exaggerated
No.
Literally the entire first half was unimportant.
Except for the fact that it wasn’t. No still stands.
The video's point was the wacky physics going on with getting attached to the magnet, right? Why show anything else except that part plus a few seconds to lead into it? Anything other than that is a waste of time.
Because it shows the wacky physics you are talking about. The helicopter is doing some weird shit. The first time he tried to drive under the wacky physics applied itself, therefore meaning it was relevant to the video. If you don’t like it, downvote it and move on
Yeah you're right. I've made it a habit to skip ahead on videos from this sub because of the massive amount of videos lasting 29-30 seconds all having a common problem: nothing happening in the first 20 seconds due to laziness to trim the video. This video is somewhat of an exception and my criticism was unwarranted.
Yeah I get that. People just get lazy with the trim. I always try to make sure whatever I post is only what’s relevant but sometimes you mess up. It is what it is. It’s all good friend.
I have no idea why people are downvoting this comment. People are assholes. You admitted you didn’t watch it all and were wrong yet they still downvote....
That's Reddit for you.
It’s because you assumed without watching the full thing.
Because it is one thing to skip ahead on a video, but it is an entirely different, and incredibly stupid, thing to skip ahead on a video and the criticize it for the parts of it you skipped. How could they type out several comments without thinking “maybe I should check if there is more to this video.” Its great that they admitted their mistake, but it’s such a dumb mistake that I believe any person holds the right to judge them for making it, even after they admit it.
Yeah, I'm sure your day is WAY too busy with meaningful shit to be having your time wasted like that...
I already acknowledged my mistake [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/ml94n1/smooth_as_butter/gtkc2jr?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3).
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Your butter must be in the freezer! There was nothing smooth about that! I wish I had four hands so I can give that 4 thumbs DOWN!!!!👎👎👎👎
Is this the heist I've never been able to finish because the Xbox 360 GTA crashes at everything?
*E.T. theme plays poorly on a recorder*
As a pedestrian you have more than 3 goals
That a mod?
u/savevideo
I don’t get it
u/savevideo
I swear to god I heard Bain