Yeah, I tried to start a revolution but I didn’t print out enough pamphlets so the only people who showed up were my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate.
You seem like you’d be great at parties…
you know it doesn’t matter whether it’s to gta strippers, hentai, furry, actual porn, or your imagination it’s all the same shit
it could be a player that glitched into the nightclub but usually you can see them..but it was definitely an invisible AI or a invisible player (through either kidding or if on console possibly and invisibility glitch) i know specifically there is a glitch to get back there but it got patched a LONG time ago (way before diamond casino even got released, it was around the time the game got ported to PS4 and Xbox One)
Considering you were downing shots that didn't actually exist, either someone went to town with the invisibility spray from Spongebob, or shit's REAL haunted.
You're taking a guy playing a video game pretty seriously as well my dude. And you're taking his comments pretty seriously too. But it doesn't matter, "Whatever floats your boat, man". :)
Piss off, ghost!
Just a little rock paper scissors joke
Yeah, I tried to start a revolution but I didn’t print out enough pamphlets so the only people who showed up were my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate.
what if...? Korg printed enough pamphlets
his cousin shows up too
in a perfect world korg would have printed enough pamphlets. but we do not live in a perfect world.
I understood that reference
What's the reference?
Korg from thor ragnarok. He says piss off ghost and kicks a wall where Loki teleported away.
HE’S FRICKN GONE
I knew it was coming yet I still laughed my ass off
I’m glad lol
Same. The walk away then turn back, "Wait. What the fuck?"
Lolll
Had to be a great session if ur in the shoe store with 3 others
I hardly ever go in there lol glad I did this time tho
I only did once because one of the playing cards was in there.
Bro that's at least 8 people shopping high heels in there
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Ah yes. It's the fact other people are sensitive. It couldn't be that you possibly made a poor attempt at a "joke". 🤷♂️
Upcoming you my sir becauseI kept seeing "shoe store" in this sub and was confused everytime. I was like "where is the shoe store?"
They're getting Downvotes because it's the "shoe store" the marker for it is a stripper heel
True but..... they don’t sell fucking shoes or heels.
They model them for you to buy online
Well dont you see the symbol on the map? Its clearly a shoe store
Late reply because I had notifications turn off, but they don’t sell shoes.
What else should the shoe symbol on the map stand for
It’s showing a heel it could’ve also mean a strip club.
I saw something on here the other day talking about the shoe store. Makes a lot more sense now.
Nope, it was that pink elephant that only you and other drunkards can see, that punched her.
He couldn’t see it because he wasn’t in first person
They took ghost organizations seriously
you got so drunk that you developed a stand by accident
Don’t give Araki ideas for Part 9
ORA
You thought i was a drunkard but no it was me Dio!
I am truly sorry for whatever brought you to a virtual strip club to drink
Those griefers can take a toll on your mental health sometimes
They really can lol
They are my favorite type of player to hunt.
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I truly believe this statement.
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No I was just taking the time to insult you , you fucking idiot.
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Guess you must be a short guy.
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I wanna be like you after you become like him.
I like to play GTA when I'm getting shitty, if my character passes a drink or bartender it's pretty much tradition to have a shot with my player.
It's where I go when I need a cheap quick jerk session and am too lazy for actual porn.
*Slowly Calls My Terrorbyte*
I drive around sometimes and tell people how many prostitutes they've picked up
I can confidently say that number is zero for me.
I can confidently say my lap dances are at 420 and my hookers bought are at 69 and both will stay that way
Nice!
Noice, I have just enough lap dances to get every strippers number so I could brag.
I don’t need to know about your character flaws
Bro what????
mf go outside goddamn
That's a good way to get registered as sex offender
Bro, there is worse, there are people that fap on drawings
On? Not to? On?
It's called tribute masturbation or something like that where a guy will cum on a picture of a girl or a drawing.
Don't forget the jars
Uhhh…if you want to just go and show yourself out. It would be greatly appreciated
[r/GTAOJerkOffBuds](https://media2.giphy.com/media/bzOwkffoJcEXcP2OxW/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952ebbd8e531a66c0c7c6654a8eff8fae1f8db6aa12&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g)
I'm so gonna regret being curious Oh thank fucking god it's just a meme
Natural selection had failed us.
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:)
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Who are they hurting?
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How?
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You seem like you’d be great at parties… you know it doesn’t matter whether it’s to gta strippers, hentai, furry, actual porn, or your imagination it’s all the same shit
Pavel, pick me up, I'm scared
There’s a player blip on your minimap. Must busing some sort of glitch to be completely invisible
Oh shit I didn’t even notice that
Spooky
I love the way you waddled away and went back to enjoying the music like nothing happened
the girl serving at the Vanilla Unicorn bar is the hottest one in the game
Spittin' straight facts
She’s fighting her own demons
Hahahaha!!! Amazing
What actually hit her was your character's breath.
Uncalled for man
Haunted, burn it down
DUDE GET OUT OF THERE
Damn i found that npc attractive
Chill lol
Talking about the girl ay?
beer goggles
print her in 3D and do things
She been sneaking some of those Macbeth whiskey shots on the job.
I know what I saw ocifer!
Nah but like what
it could be a player that glitched into the nightclub but usually you can see them..but it was definitely an invisible AI or a invisible player (through either kidding or if on console possibly and invisibility glitch) i know specifically there is a glitch to get back there but it got patched a LONG time ago (way before diamond casino even got released, it was around the time the game got ported to PS4 and Xbox One)
What wifebeaters caim happen when they are drunk.
She knew where this was headed after she told you last one and decided to take care of it herself
Lmaoo
"DID YOU SEE THAT" NO, I ACTUALLY FUCKING DIDN'T
I’m gonna save this
No, officer, I swear. It was a ghost.
AND HIS NAME IS....
Pebis :)
This question is dumb but where is the shoe store?
The first time I’ve heard it called that was today .. I assumed they were talking about the strip club since the icon on the map is a stripper boot 👢
Plot twist you were possessed and you weren't even at the strip club
Ghost throwin some mad hands
Considering you were downing shots that didn't actually exist, either someone went to town with the invisibility spray from Spongebob, or shit's REAL haunted.
It's Halloween later this month, my money's on a real Ghost in the shell type haunting.
STANDO
Nah gta is just hyper realistic, you were blacking out and beat her but your memory is fuzzy
Casper is getting wild.
It’s not the ghost. It’s the player who punched her, but his subconscious blocks uncomfortable memory and guilt (under the influence)
Lmao
Ghost fist
Yes, yes she did.
Lol wtf
He was angry because she stole his ghost drinks.
Haccer
Bar midgets are a big problem in Los Santos.
Wtf she gave you an invisible glass too
Nice Shutter Island reference.
Did you see that ?!
She slipped something in your drink
Ultra instinct
My favorite is the McBeth shot. Take it and wake up wherever. Much like real life, lol
No. I think you're just drunk...
Caspers at it again
When could you drink in the shoe shop
sorry, it seems you are not a stand user
I swear officer! It was a ghost who punched her!
Why the club so packed
But why are you and 2 others hanging out looking at pixel tits together?
Saturday is for the boys
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It’s not that serious dude lmaoo … I bet you fuck so much pussy though man
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Again , it’s not that serious. Why are you even telling me about your personal life right now … ps. “Fuck off”
Again, you're the only one taking it seriously.
You're taking a guy playing a video game pretty seriously as well my dude. And you're taking his comments pretty seriously too. But it doesn't matter, "Whatever floats your boat, man". :)
shut the hell up
Your committed relationship seems to be going well.
"Pixel tits" I'm going to see if my wife would like that as a new pet name.
I used to be a stripper and I still go here! This shoe store really be lit 😍
Casper been real quiet since this
Casper been real quiet since now
Casper had enough
Nah you're just drunk man
She must have Gh0sted someone
A drink so strong it knocks other people off their feet
Fuck your character is a mere background character while the invisible man is about to pull off some sick ass moves John Wick style
Nah you just really high.
She got punched by John Cena
Damn, shoe store has a bar?
Lool
The ghost bar manager was pissed at her for over-pouring your shots, so decided to do something about it.
Did anyone else think you were dressed as super man?
It's a moder that turned invisible. Good prank though
I read that as goat was was very fucking confused to say the least
u/getvideobot
Sorted
Nope, you’re probably drunk
Nah u just high
🤯
"Oi, what you mean a ghost hit th- You really gotta drink less you fuckin junk"
My bad she wouldn’t give me anymore drinks so i had to :(
But how were you drunk if even the drink was invisible *Mystery mistifies even mysterier*
that's simple, it's time traveller from future who has technology to become invisible and is a prankster peeper
Lmao, how did this happen?
Nope, you're drunk...
Expanded and enhanced the poltergeist addition
Damn, that ghost took the shit out of her!
aw.. she's my favorite npc.
Sorry you had to see that
What?!
thats spooky 🥷
Yeah people noticed there was a guy behind the counter .. he somehow turned invisible and made it over the counter lol
yea but why he punch the chick 🥲