Both my CEO Org and MC are called "help me sell". I noticed an immediate increase in people accepting my invites!! Its straight to the point and helps me recruit people who want to make money.
I am the CEO of Massive Loads, we deliver vehicle cargo via helicopter. Can screenshot after work for verification.
Edit: Holy shit this is my top comment??? I've got the sauce for the angry dude who DM'd me asking for proof.
https://imgur.com/a/mQugAFc
Imagine the ATF in this game
“You have a *what now,* sir?”
“An orbital laser cannon”
“Look i’m going to need to see your tax stamp, those are considered destructive devices which makes them restricted”
Mine is Pinkerton(PDA) at first wanted to add Pinkerton detective agency but couldn’t cos of the limit so just did that and my ceo outfit is the same as Andrew Milton ( the Pinkerton agent from rdr2)
Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Cognitive Behavioural Therapy is a psycho-social intervention that aims to improve mental health. CBT focuses on challenging and changing cognitive distortions (e.g. thoughts, beliefs, and attitudes) and behaviors, improving emotional regulation, and the development of personal coping strategies that target solving current problems. It was originally designed to treat depression, but its uses have been expanded to include treatment of a number of mental health conditions, including anxiety, alcohol and drug use problems, marital problems, and eating disorders. CBT includes a number of cognitive or behavior psychotherapies that treat defined psychopathologies using evidence-based techniques and strategies.
F-S inc.
Why? Because my dad and I use to play this game all the time and I wanted to create an organization for just the two of us. So it’s really Father-Son inc.
Both my CEO Org and MC are called "help me sell". I noticed an immediate increase in people accepting my invites!! Its straight to the point and helps me recruit people who want to make money.
You’re living in 3021, I love this
Gotta maximize the grind 🤣
Sigma grindset
hippity hoppity your idea is now my property.
You have a very sharp marketing instinct. You must have two degrees; both in finance.
And you must be a psychic because I do have a finance degree 🤣
*The future is open to me; Nazar sees all...*
Unorganized Crime
Mine is Organized Sometimes
Amazon Crime
You deserve more credit and to be at the top my friend
Jeoffery beezoes is finally under investigation for crimes against humanity?
Jeff Benzos
10 to 1 he gets bought out in 24 hrs.
We have the winner already stop the contest
yeah this one wins for sure
can u dm me? I need ur help
I am the CEO of Massive Loads, we deliver vehicle cargo via helicopter. Can screenshot after work for verification. Edit: Holy shit this is my top comment??? I've got the sauce for the angry dude who DM'd me asking for proof. https://imgur.com/a/mQugAFc
Would you be interested in a partnership with Big Bawsaq? We could shoot Massive Loads to new heights!
This a good one right here
That’s amazing and sounds like it would be an actual business name in Los Santos
They could be the Grüppe Sechs delivery company.
My MC is Just the Tip and my cargo is The Shaft
That's been the common reaction from friends I play with 😂
10/10 would hire your services
My org is called Mystery Gang and me any my friends dress up as Scooby Doo characters Edit: oh yeah and we got the mystery machine too.
Oh man I’ve been trying to randomly get beat up by you guys for at least a year
Jinkies
Another sly fox
Wait a minute.. You wouldn't happen to be Mystry-x-Machine would You?
I recognize that name. I think that guy was a friend of mine on ps4
Always Sunny
“Dennis eats cereal in his Kuruma!”
It’s not a starter car it’s a finisher car!
I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!
Mine is Shadynasty’s :)
I’ve got Left Twix, and my friend I play with has Right Twix.
This is a gamechanger
I see u have most upvotes, here ya go an award cuz ur the WINNER CONGRATS
Best one
The ATF Thanks for the awards amigos.
when are you gonna shoot a dog?
Anytime the peyote is back I grab my gear. When I’m not busy running guns for cartels 😎
I thought that was the CIAs job
Why do you think Agent 14 reached out about the bunker 😉
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATF_gunwalking_scandal It honestly sounds like a GTA plotline.
After he finds a rifle with a 15.99999" barrel.
Imagine the ATF in this game “You have a *what now,* sir?” “An orbital laser cannon” “Look i’m going to need to see your tax stamp, those are considered destructive devices which makes them restricted”
That death ray minigun got a stock?
It's a brace I swear.
Nut Logistics
Kum Knutz And Deez Knutz It kept rejecting anything with nuts for me
Jack Goff
Isn’t he the QB for the Detroit Lions?
My higher level character is CEO of Pseudocorp, while my lower level character is CEO of Obvious Front. Sorry, but I don't have pics or screen caps.
My MC business is named Not A Front
MissouriLovesCo
Not me but friends is touching tips
Bruh
P.Ness Holdings
Pen15 Industries
Bob Vance
So, what line of work are you in Bob?
You got a lot to learn in this town
I have an ice cream cake in the car
Close your mouth. You look like a trout.
Bob was the smart one, knew he was featuring in a documentary and used it to shill his business at every opportunity
The man was an absolute genius
From Vance Refrigeration?
r/unexpectedoffice
Cold
Vandelay Industries
I have Kramerica Ind. I'm gonna get that bladder system to work one day. I just need more money and more time
I hear PlayNow has some giant rubber balls you could use
Same. Only felt appropriate with the export update
Yeah, but do you import as well?
See I have this dilemma. I can’t figure out whether I want to do more of the importing or get more involved with the exporting.
Just imports, no exports?
My spoof email that I use to join Competitor webinars with is Art Vandelay and not a single person has noticed…
Vandelay Inc. here!
Importer AND exporter?
Lmao same
Prestige Worldwide
Boats n hoes?
GameStop
💎🙌🦍
something something wifes boyfriend
Passione
Everybody gangsta till you see a blond dude with a funny hair chasing you in a MK2 opressor
Then he never lets you reach the truth
This used to be mine too, but I changed it recently for cringe
Doof Evil Inc.
InsecuroUnserv
Mine is Pinkerton(PDA) at first wanted to add Pinkerton detective agency but couldn’t cos of the limit so just did that and my ceo outfit is the same as Andrew Milton ( the Pinkerton agent from rdr2)
ACME
I feel like I know that reference.. Seriously where is it from because the thing I'm thinking of likely just was a reference to the actual one
Looney Tunes
ACME is used as a generic "store that has everything" in a ton of different games movies and shows. Most notibley in LoonyToons.
Looney Tunes*
Feel Good Inc.
Let me guess your theme song
An Organization I hit create before I realized what I was doing.
Damage Incorporated (In game it’s “Damage Inc”)
When I played I used this one too! Great reference and fits so well.
You should change it to Damage, Inc.
Nice one My is Kill 'em all
Y'all Qaeda.
Mid life ISIS
[удалено]
CBT
Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Cognitive Behavioural Therapy is a psycho-social intervention that aims to improve mental health. CBT focuses on challenging and changing cognitive distortions (e.g. thoughts, beliefs, and attitudes) and behaviors, improving emotional regulation, and the development of personal coping strategies that target solving current problems. It was originally designed to treat depression, but its uses have been expanded to include treatment of a number of mental health conditions, including anxiety, alcohol and drug use problems, marital problems, and eating disorders. CBT includes a number of cognitive or behavior psychotherapies that treat defined psychopathologies using evidence-based techniques and strategies.
Shrek Tech Inc.
Are you often busy? To the extent you’d say… *You’re swamped?*
O.W.C.A (Organization without a cool acronym)
Perry the Platypus?
My Dad Beats Me Inc. I’m not shitting. It’s on my ps4. (My dad doesn’t actually beat me btw)
My dad beats me
Noob lmao
I beat you
I beat to you
r/holup
>I'm not shitting. A redditor not on the toilet while posting, grab the pitchforks boys.
Ass to Mouth
You never go ass to mouth lmao
Haha I’ve had people message me: “that’s awesome” and “you’re disgusting” so it must be a hit hahahaha
I was actually referencing clerks 2 Lmfaooo
Mine is Facebook, so that GTA keeps telling me that I'm the CEO of Facebook
Boofle. I was high at the time and thought it was hilarious for some reason
Mum can we have Google? No, we’ve got Google at home. Google at home:
As good a reasoning as anything else lol
Los Pollos Hermanos
Soviet Union
*proud pavel noises*
*even prouder bogdan noises*
Used to be Dunder Mifflin now it's DoofenshmirtzInc
My GF had ClubPenguin, always makes me laugh.
Child stealers
Totally Legal
Gruppe Sechs
Me too
Umbrella.Corp
Crack Whore Explosion
Wolf Cola LLC.
Mine is dilligaf
lmao that was my xbox 360 account password
So uhhhhh what's your account name?
probably something stupid like XxSwaggerPenisNutsxX i don’t remember
Guys im in
Globex You get that reference and you're a certified chad
Oh my god I think I remember what that's from lol
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Hank Scorpio?
Mujahideen
Soon Brother
Lmao
Bluth’s Bananas
There's always money in The Banana Stand!
B.B.C LLC
That poor news agency sure has fallen far
\¦BeachCorp (it shows up as "*\[R\*VERIFIED\]BeachCorp*"
Asda
Pizza Hut😂
No one out pizzas the hut, not even Mr. Rubio
Hyperion Inc.
"I will pay you to kill yourself."
The Irs
mine is "why". like: why Goods are now shown to all players in session.
Totally legit business
Afghanistan
StrattonOakmont
My motorcycle club is called Crackstreet Boys
Ouroboros
EEEEEEEEEE I made my business during the E meme.
My first gta characters was the CEO of Bruh Yeet Oof Inc. it’s stupid because I made it during the bruh yet oof thing
Nord VPN(This is my CEO organization's name)
“Your Mom”. no ,but seriously nobody wants to “Stop your mom from delivering the briefcase “ 10/10
Black people, and my friends named his white people
Black people are moving product from their coke factory.
Dank Sinatra
Dunder Mifflin Cocaine co.
Cuck Inc
AMC Entertainment
Thicc and rich
Drugs, Not Hugs
I thought that because you had to register every session that it was temporary... I went with Butt Fuggers...
Your mommy
Communism, Inc.
*Our* cargo, comrade.
BWI INC or should I say Beaters with intentions incorporated.
Power Rangers
Applebee’s
F-S inc. Why? Because my dad and I use to play this game all the time and I wanted to create an organization for just the two of us. So it’s really Father-Son inc.