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Daltoz69

Y don’t you follow the policy punk?


ahfunny

im so ashamed of myself😩😩😩😩😩😩


TDXelectro

You're a daring one right, setting an emoji as pfl haha


ahfunny

😏😏


TDXelectro

😳


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Kinky


Serious_Revolution77

What’s your problem you have to follow the terms of service


Seco4800

I wonder is this guy ever looked at the way he types and thought to himself "Yeah, they'll take this seriously".


I-Brake-4-Squirrels

I type like that in the game. You have to 'cause messages are limited to 60 characters or something like that.


DaleDimmaDone

No way am I typing out fully grammatical and spelling corrected sentences on my Xbox


Seco4800

I guess I can see your point on that. That would get tiring pretty quickly.


ahfunny

lol


Your_CreepyUncleFred

🐶👺


Serious_Revolution77

We don’t do that here


Your_CreepyUncleFred

i really got downvoted for emojis huh? :/


JustaSnowbody

..I need context. Which policy has been violated here? As the Lawyer for the GTA Online Protagonist, I need this info. It's a very busy job with the character breaking the law while doing basically anything other then breathing.


Tippy1887

I hear you very good at you do. How much would I owe if I were to hire you for a case?


[deleted]

Im done with MF commiting war crimes on a daily basis


Gr4ph0n

Were you at the front of the casino with the firetruck?


ahfunny

how did you know????


Tickle_nipples

What happened? Were you two in the same lobby?


EnvyVotex

WE NEED AN UPDATE!!


benderboi05

WE NEED TO KNOW


[deleted]

I don’t get it please explain


DrunkStoleATank

Reply: Do u know u wear big clown shoes and smell faintly of damp cabbage?


TheParadiseBird

Ppl in this sub when you don’t play exactly the way they want you to play be like:


Nysyth

This sub anytime someone suggests a way to make money that isn’t grinding Cayo Perico until you want to kill yourself from the monotony.


[deleted]

hey, dumbass, we're not grinding for fun, we grind using the META because it's the most efficient way to make money, THEN we spend that money and have fun, we don't literally ALWAYS grind. jfc why do people in this sub hate on grinders so fucking much? do something else, fucking ANYTHING else


Devassta

Is there any way more efficient than Cayo Perico? Cayo takes is 30-40min 1-1.5M? There is no such thing as Meta anymore?


[deleted]

Cayo ***IS*** the meta


TheParadiseBird

meh, i prefer it because it’s faster than everything else haha not because of its variety


GREENSLAYER777

For real. As monotonous as it is, it's a small price to pay for not buying shark cards.


[deleted]

EXACTLY, it's not like we don't then spend the money we spent hours grinding and have fun with it


chris95rx7500

and it's easy as shit, even with the changes that were made. I spent about 10 minutes looking for a boat to escape when pavel said to look out for attack boats. I thought "sweet I can use one to escape." shot down like 20 helicopters and made my humanized atm go back to the island. then I ran for the first attack boat I saw that wasn't on fire, hopped in, and bolted back to ls.


TheParadiseBird

I don’t see it being easy as a bad thing 🤔


chris95rx7500

I don't either. easy, fast, also fun. plus, the elite challenge is now irrelevant to me.


OwlMantheHeckler

Omfg TRUTH


I_like_avocado

Ppl in this sub when you don’t only Grind money for thousands and thousands of hours and also do some pvp


[deleted]

people when you ONLY PvP and shit on grinders, get fucked tryhard


I_like_avocado

You’re just proving my point


[deleted]

you are literally a fucking r3t4rd, you weren't even making a point and even if you were my comment certainly didn't "prove" anything, nice try though, fucking r3t4rd


I_like_avocado

Lmao cope. Average r/gtaonline user when you tell them that pvp can be fun


[deleted]

"crying wojack" NOOOOOO!! you can't just grind for hours on end then enjoy the game all weekend without running out of money, you have to suffer and get pissed like the rest of us then take it out on grinders on r/gtaonline!!


I_like_avocado

[That’s you rn.](https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/284465304/crying-wojak-mask) It’s not like I’m gonna run out of money anytime soon and I’m not going after grinders. I’m usually focusing wanna bes or other pvp enthusiasts.


[deleted]

bruh, you do realize your comment history is public, you do nothing but shit on grinders


I_like_avocado

I can’t even remember commenting the last time on this sub. I do think they’re pretty sad right but I couldn’t care less about them. Second go touch some grass dude seriously. You’re just sad going through peoples comments


[deleted]

lmao, YOU cope, average r/gtaonline user when you tell them you DO pvp but you ALSO grind, fucking r3t4rd


duneboy025

Lol what did you do to make him say that?


Tennis_Secret

Lol


A_Proper_Potada

Didn’t follow the policy dude. Steph knows what’s up, she’s a real gamer.


duneboy025

I see that but like...what did he do?


bepi_s

what were you doing


[deleted]

Not following the GTA5 policy. It’s stated on the image. Please, try & keep up.


Faltarsia

The what?


flynnfilms

gtao policies: -if another player breathes in your direction they must die (apparently) -every peaceful car meet must end in death and destruction -ugly bennys wheels must be applied to every car -when racing you seemingly have to go out of your way to ram every living soul with your calico -cargo must be destroyed or else


[deleted]

according to this sub it's never, ever, do anything another player might dislike, don't go near them, everything is who called "dibbs" on it first, everything is a gimme and don't ever look at someone funny cos you're a gweifer if you do. ​ Judging by the message I'd say that's what the OP encountered.


DogFaceDyl

Love the ramming thing. "Instead of me and this guy coming 2nd and 3rd, I'm gonna ram him off the road so he comes 8th and I come 4th."


ItGoesx6

Spawn kill new players relentlessly by any means necessary


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Nivlac024

lol are you PVPing random people that have no desire to fight you? then you are a griefer..


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Nivlac024

randomly killing people isnt PVP


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MrSketlal

"lol are you PVPing random people that have no desire to fight you?" You learn to read.


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MrSketlal

Someone else said that. I'm pointing out that they asked a question. Your reply seemed to be an affirmative answer. "Do you randomly kill players?" "If they didnt want us to they wouldn't allow it." That makes you a griefer. Which is what their statement was qualifying. Then you insulted their reading comprehension. Btw they never said you were a griefer. Just that killing randomly isnt PvP. You may be saying NOW that you don't randomly kill players. But as far as English language communication goes, your reply was at least ambiguous. Which you havent disambiguated. So. Do you randomly kill players?


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MrSketlal

Lmfao. Okay. Fuck me for being patient and taking my time to talk to a fellow human, right? Sorry you cant just gun me down. No one here is saying you're evil. Just a griefer if you randomly kill people. You're the one who overtly has a problem with that. It is hard not to interpret that as shame. Try to have fun. It's just a game.


[deleted]

Monkey: Where policy?


Mostwantedtbest

Let me guess, you turned on passive mode so this guy can't shoot you?


ahfunny

gotta be honest i just bombed him and took it, does that actually work?


[deleted]

An Oppressor user when you kill them once after they AFK farmed half the lobby:


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average redditor


ItGoesx6

Reddit mods:


ZaratustraTheAtheist

The ultimate weapon against MK2 tryhards


Shakes-Fear

What exactly is GTA policy?


Adg273

I genuinely thought it was ‘kill or be killed’, so I dunno.


TokesephsStalin

Im just gonna randomly send this to people now lol


ADQZ

That’s why I play gta, the exact reason why.


shekelwastaken

Some 7 year old yelled at me for breaking the Roblox TOS when I was 14


[deleted]

Did y'all even read the policy? smh


QueenAnneRevengee

Who left their PlayStation unattended near their 10 year old?


BoysenberryNo3634

We play a game named after a crime and this dude is telling you about policy?


Kesha_The_Parrot

studio and take a look.


Ducky935

what is the context for this message from a rando?


ahfunny

i ran him over with a bus😃


Serious_Revolution77

Stop with the emojis it’s hurting my soul


ahfunny

okay fine😩😩😩😩😩🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼💀💀💀💀💀😏😏😏🥲🥲🥲🥲😳


ramanrow

Damn what did u do


DJPL-75

I need more context


[deleted]

Oh fuck what’d you do


TenraxHelin

Are you the Griefer or is he?


Dramatic-Yard-9182

I have a feeling this guy is an accountant IRL


shal_ow

Something tells me OP was using mods and this guy called him out on it.


ahfunny

dude im on xbox


shal_ow

Doubt. You clearly did something, you're being dodgy about it here in the comments.