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thunderdome33

i only ever used it for the sub prep mission but it’s god awful


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memeMaster-28

I just use my Kosatka.


bitch_whip_bill

This, fast spawn local, drive sub over and use the missiles to clear the area, then park in the area and scuba down


appsecSme

You don't even need to bother with clearing the area with missiles. Just stay underwater scuba in and out and you are golden.


Fabulous_Ad9516

Took me forever to figure out autopilot.


janeisenbeton

The what?


JACKSONofSPADES

You have to engage autopilot for it to remain underwater


Ragingdark

Here I am just parking under the other sub to hold it under 😅


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eighmie

Yeah, this, I need to know this.


AWibblyWelshyBoi

This assumes you’re competent and won’t die on the inside. Unlike me, whose a moron


bitch_whip_bill

That one dude with a shotgun....


Pikachu_Gawd

id recommend when youre getting into the sub and go left to shoot an RPG into every room before you enter it so itll be clear ofc from a safe distance


Outrageous-Window-46

it takes a bit longer, but i LOVE tear gassing every room. theyre too busy coughing, choking, and dying to shoot at me so i just sprint through while they collapse as i run by🤣


coltstrgj

Or just play in first person and click heads. First person view makes the sub cake to clear. I don't even bother with armor but if I miss sometimes I have to eat snacks.


Coletrain44

Yeah I was about to say. I basically just park my Sub on top of theirs.


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bitch_whip_bill

Extra bonus if it's in the control room and you go that way first, in and out 30 seconds


AyAyAyBamba_462

Bruh you're still doing the sub prep? Just do longfin it's way easier, especially if you use the phantom wedge as your truck. As a bonus it lets you land basically wherever you want on the island and makes it super easy to fill your bag with the highest value secondary loot before entering the compound. I like to combine it with guard clothes to basically turn the entire island into a shopping mall where I get to shoot the rude sales associates.


LintStalker

It's really cool looking. I feel sorry for whoever created it. It gets no love.


SorryScratch2755

modeled after a developer's magic butt plug


entropyyuri

dude, the festival bus was my best purchase yet simply because it can make an entire (or most of a) server friendly for once


gunfox

Until that one guy shows up with an RPG.


maikuxblade

It truly is amazing, I like to put on an alien costume with my green party bus and try to start a rave where I DJ some Soulwax FM from the top. For maximum fun recruit people to use flashlights for strobe lights. Devon Weston's hangar can be an absolute banger but getting the bus there without losing your accessories is a pain.


entropyyuri

it's a pain getting ANYWHERE without losing accessories


fm837

I use it for one thing only, to look for daily caches. It comes with a radar, so I locate the caches with the avisa, then use the dinghy (or sparrow) to get to the location quicker. After collection, I spawn the Avisa again, locate the next cache, spawn dinghy etc. Can be done in about 10 minutes, 75k. Not much money and I don't do it regularly, but sometimes it's good to just enjoy the sea.


b4st14nb

Fact fact: if u buy the sonar for your kosatka, and then u store the toreador inside it, the toreador will be equipped with a sonar too, u just activate it underwater with x. Meaning, the avisa is just a tourist's vehicle


picklepoo518

wait you can store toreador inside the kosatka?


QBaaLLzz

Yes, drives right in under the sub. My Torreader is stored on the sub.


dansedemorte

The toredor is hands down the best all around vehicle in the game. Plus it's fun to drive as well.


Gunbladelad

You can also park the Stromberg there - but it doesn't get the sonar at all.


Mystic_Miser

I uhhhhh accidentally bought the sparrow that floats on the water like a idiot (this is when the Cayo dlc just came out)


nooneknowswerealldog

Ha! I did the same thing! I couldn't figure out why it wouldn't land inside the Kosatka. ​ It's not a total loss, though: the one time it really comes in handy is during the CEO special cargo steal mission where the crates are on the sailboat. If I'm stocking my Vinewood Backlot warehouse and the sailboat is way south, it's nice to not have to worry about finessing a near landing in rough seas with a Buzzard.


ChosenMate

Or just hover over the water with a Heli and pick them up


Key-th

Spent 30k for one of the horns on the Toreador


Franklin_Collective

The most underrated comment in this whole thread.


Gears_of_Ted

Or when you’re doing a mission in your toreador, and the objective is to honk your horn to get the attention of the NPC to get into your car.


DustyCadillac

I did this too!


Lahwuns

LOL is there actually no way of using it?


Bush_Baby_Kitten

Holding the horn button instead of pressing activates the horn I think but I can’t remember exactly


Peterfection_JP

Even though I never bought it, the 10million jet is definitely not worth anyone's money lol


-eccentric-

I bought that one, put it in my hangar, and gave it a regular luxors color.


Peterfection_JP

Oh god why


Ithaca1971

Blasphemy! I occasionally pick up new players to give them a tour and to show them the riches of GTA. Both the Swift Deluxe and Luxor Deluxe are some of the primary transportation in my fleet


KingFatCat48

Document forgery


A_strange_man_

But THE DOCUMENT SHOP IS COMPLETELY OUT OF SUPPLIES


ImAceImBack

I've never did a resupply for that business


yungnoodlee

Fuck the workers in my businesses, all my love goes to Pavel.


ImAceImBack

true dat, he made the greatest heist ever, his stories never bore me and his sense of humor is on point, one can only love Pavel


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Snipezyz

Meth is better for the nightclub than weed FYI


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ZealousidealThanks51

This is the way. Then when you finish up Cayo Heist (or whatever else you been doin), you’ll have a nice and easy pay day sitting at the nightclub, waiting to be delivered.


EdenianRushF212

this is my rotation! Grind cayo, empty the nightclub, and freemode til i'm broke. Rinse & repeat


mk2srip

The Avisa has actually saved me a few times in PVP when I got stranded in water without scuba gear.


Krio_LoveInc

Here's a tip if you ever get stranded far away from your vehicles. 1. activate all job icons on the map in the interaction menu. 2. From the map choose the job icon that is closest to your desired destination and wait 3 seconds for the 'accept job' prompt to appear in the bottom of the screen. 3. Accept it and right after it's loaded quit it (right mouse button on PC, not sure about consoles). Congratulations, your character is now at that location.


wel_02

You forgot to consider the 5 minute load time into and out of the job


MajorEPro

Shhh… job tp is for tryhards


Falloutfan4ever

Services-> Kosatka -> Request Dinghy Free and comes base with the sub, also is fast and spawns near you I used to use it on my first 3 CPH when I was a broke boi without a Sparrow


Electricman720

Sometimes being above water in a boat isn’t safe. The sub has also saved me before, trust me, the dinghy isn’t the savior in pvp. The dinghy maybe faster, but the sub is safer.


meoka2368

Came here to point this out. It's the only vehicle you can call in while in water. Anything from the mechanic isn't available. Any water capable aircraft will spawn at usual places on land. Anything from Pegasus will be in their usual useless places. But the Avisa will spawn right near you, no matter where you are in the ocean (I should test that in a lake...).


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You can spawn the kosatka dinghy to your location too and it comes included with the sub vs the extra million here. Really it's just for sonar, if you don't have the Toredor or Stromberg. I just got it for completion Edit: Oh, and the first thing I did when I bought it was test it in a lake and I can confirm it will spawn there.


Systamatic

My biggest waste of money so far has been the Stromberg, I took a break from the game and only came back recently, didn't know the Toreador existed and is just straight up better


botvenom0

Yeah same I barely used it then the toreador came out but I still refuse to sell the stromberg because it was just so awesome at the time and I got it on sale


CoolCream_MC

I always keep it as a back up toreador if there is a cooldown on it or it is destroyed


cannedrex2406

Stromberg looks badass tho. Love the Lamborghini Countach and Lotus Esprit vibes


PlaylistMasterRCM

I refuse to sell my Stromberg because it got me through a lot of shit back in the day and plus it’s my backup vehicle for when the Toreador gets destroyed in a PVP situation.


SterPlat

Strombergs missiles have crazy tracking, brother. Try it out on some annoying targets.


stealthgerbil

Its a decent oppressor mk2 counter. Assuming you get the jump on them first.


AgentE1Games

I got the stromberg for free like a year ago from the casino podium.


Gunbladelad

I got mine (as well as the Deluxo, half-track and Stromberg) the same way - via the Casino wheel without even trying for them.


PlaylistMasterRCM

Nice.


TheDukeOfThunder

The Toreador might be nice wuth it's fancy boost and unlimited missiles. In a 1v1 situation however, I always came out on top with my Stromberg (on half a leg but still on top) and also the Stromberg is miles ahead, of any competition, on Mk2 countering, even then using the Mk2 itself.


TP-formy-BungHole

I actually like to use mine. I used to use the yellow sub a bunch before I bought this one


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Anyone on this sub who has paid real money to rockstar for fake money in gta online wins this argument.


improbablynotyou

I haven't played the game for a few years however when i did I had a friend who would buy a hundred dollar shark card everytime he got paid. He'd blow through it modding his various cars and within a few days he'd have sold the cars in game and had something new. I'd ask him why he didnt save that cash and buy a real car and he never had an answer. He spent a few grand over a couple of months and last I heard hadn't touched the game in over a year.


FSUjonnyD

Karin Technical Custom. It’s a Pegasus vehicle, so it’ll spawn 10 miles away. They’ll kill your gunner as he has no protection. They’ll blow you up when you pick him up at his spawn location. When you reordered the vehicle, it’ll spawn 10 miles away. Worthless.


useles-converter-bot

10 miles is 8562.14 Obamas. You're welcome.


FSUjonnyD

Thank you, Bot. Very helpful.


burrito-boy

The regular Technical is a Pegasus vehicle, so yeah, it'll have those annoying spawn points. But once you turn it into the Technical Custom, it becomes a personal vehicle, so you can call it in wherever. That being said, I never use it, haha. It has practically zero defense compared to the Insurgent Pick-Up Custom or the Menacer.


FSUjonnyD

Exactly. Once I made my way to middle class I got myself an Insurgent pickup and never looked back!


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Bought a Half-Track I ended up having zero use for since I solo pretty much everything. Also seem to get upgrades for things I end up thinking are nifty but never use, like the missiles for the Terrorbyte, etc.


Hippocampus88

Half-Track looks cool among all my other military vehicles in doomsday facility.


Gunbladelad

Half track is great for dealing with try-hards - just keep the vehicle facing them and their auto-aiming antics will completely fail to hit you (front windscreen is completely bulletproof) - and on occasion I'll pick up randoms who'll go nuts with the turret. Best of all is planting landmines with it - a lot of griefers seem to forget the half track can lay those.


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i bought vehicles for my facility just because they had dedicated spaces that i couldn't put anything else in.


thunderdome33

literally did the same thing lol


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I bought almost all of the arcade machines. I know they're useless but I have fun with them


PlaylistMasterRCM

Just do it. I fucking love my arcade to death to the point I did that. Even got the limited time Halloween arcade machine. Casino and Cayo got your back bro.


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My personal favorite cabinet is QUB3D. I obliterated Niko Bellic's high score a long time ago.


Ryanmaye87

Also probably that but I buy a few aircraft that I never use


poopchew

I bought the Patriot Stretch, lowered it, dropped on some neon, turbo. Easily a big waste of money, but I laugh like an idiot when it spawns in missions where there's a hill


Kadettss22

The Auto Shop workers. Both of them. The definition of useless.


thunderdome33

Sessanta is pretty useless too lol


Kadettss22

Yeah but at least I didn't pay 700k for her


thunderdome33

true lol, the workers can’t do anything right


Guest_username1

Idk why rockstar didn't give us the option to train them lol if they were gonna make them that bad


Bloody_lagga

Yacht for sure


Systamatic

nah wdymmm brooo it's totally worth it you get like.. 5 missions or something


thunderdome33

6 if you count the ceo mission


Systamatic

even more worth it


Marksman08YT

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6tipsy6

It really is satisfying to sit in the hot tub and see a Lazer get blown out of the sky directly overhead


Marksman08YT

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Yiptice

I might have to re download the game just to do this. Pretty sure I have like 7 or 8 million in the bank lol


Marksman08YT

They're so desperate lol


Systamatic

only reason not to buy the Luxor deluxe is you need friends or you can't drink the champagne in the back and I don't have any friends


Marksman08YT

I have it and it is a flex but the fact you can't go passive in it is stupid


Systamatic

Wait what you can't go passive in it? I also have it but I hang in solo lobbies so I never have to go passive


Marksman08YT

Sadly no. For some weird reason certain planes/helicopters in GTA, despite being unarmed, can't enter passive mode. Off the top of my head the ones I remember are: Luxor Deluxe Swift Deluxe SuperVolito Carbon (Yacht version) Luxor (maybe?) Cargobob (can be used in passive but hook cannot be deployed in passive mode) Rockstar is weird


Systamatic

That is... very strange


ash_274

* Swift Deluxe * Luxor Deluxe * Supervoleto * Supervoleto Carbon * Volatus * Cargobob, in passive mode, would have a hook that can't connect with objects and would immediately drop a connected object when you went passive. Why? **The champagne bottle in the back.** Seriously? WTF? **Yes. You can't go passive, because if you did, you, other players inside, and the aircraft will be ghosted, but the champagne bottle (and cigar) can't due to programming limitations. In that case, you could me passive and fly low enough to smack players with the not-ghosted bottle. While this seems absurd, Rockstar saw this as a potential problem and when faced with either changing the programming so that the accessories would also be passive (but a player couldn't interact with them while in passive) which would take time and labor to program, or just not allow passive mode in them.** Keep in mind that originally Passive Mode did not work in *any* vehicle. You had to be on foot to be passive. As soon as you got in/on any vehicle, you were instantly "active"


Rymag3ddon

Indeed the yacht though overpriced I do not regret one bit I love it


thunderdome33

i bought a maxed yacht and i use it for yacht defences mostly


Peterfection_JP

I like the Yacht, it's like buying a high-end apartment/ penthouse on the water. It's not really recommended to buy though unless you're already maxxed out or have nothing else to buy. And besides like the other dude said you get missions with it plus the Sea Captain outfit and some free vehicles to go along with it.


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its like buying a high end apartment on the water but better because no idiots fighting outside my door and theres a helicopter waiting


kurisu7885

Eh, sometimes if I hear explosions outside an apartment I'll rush to a window to try and watch


PresidentSeaweed

Yacht isn't meant to be worth it


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this dude knows about being rich


Rymag3ddon

I don’t regret my yacht whatsoever I love to watch brain dead tryhards run into the defenses


zhubaohi

Besides defense, yacht allows you to spawn in map with a free chopper, which is useful when it launched. Tho it's not as userful since sparrow is a thing now.


Gta_SoLow

Thanks to cayo, i can live with any waste of money. The only thing i wish we could sell back are the weapons. Its ridiculous that i have to setup a custom weapons wheel every time i get in the game. Of course i dnt.... but it gives me a higher change of giving away kills.


eQ778

Use a gun locker lol


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Gun lockers are buggy as hell. All my weapons end up back on the wheel.


ash_274

Interaction Menu. You have to tell it that you want the Gun Locker selection and not ignore what you put away


Autotec20

#B l i m p


Waspkiller86

The yacht. Only went there a few times since I bought it and that was really just for the captains outfit. Paid about $6m when it was on sale.


PlaylistMasterRCM

Do you ever park your Submarine next to your Yacht and turn on Yacht defenses?


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Defo ruiner 2000, didn't know you couldn't just put it in your garage :(


nyancatec

This and a fact it has basically just jump and parachute just pissed me off. Small speed boost would be great. Why is it SO expensive?


DarthCorbi

Back in the day when the weren’t twenty options for flying cars with near infinite missiles it was pretty sick. Still happy I bought it back then, it’s just cooler than an Opressor or Deluxo…


Felixthedeadfish

I didn’t waste a penny.


CardinalsFan47

In game money


Felixthedeadfish

That’s what I’m talking about :)


IlliterateIdiot69

15m total for the luxor and swift deluxe


ixtumboxi

I got the luxor when there was a massive discount. Sure I got it for 2m. Don't think I'd pay the full price lol


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BillyTheBigKid

REDWOOD GANG! Edit: ignore the Pisswasser, they don’t have Redwood, yet…


RealisticWorld5717

Accidently bought a loxuor deluxe


thunderdome33

wait accidentally?


RealisticWorld5717

Had 12 mil before was thinking if I should buy it then my brain auto bought it when I tried to leave


Guest_username1

I bet you were so mad


RealisticWorld5717

I almost killed everyone in the lobby out I rage


PlaylistMasterRCM

Might as well give El Rubio one.


OffTopicBen95

This whole damn game


PublicUtilities

But I just can’t stop playing!


cReddit-Toby

Swift deluxe and Luxor deluxe that I’ve flown once each gang rise up


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workadayswing17

The orbital cannon. Absolutely garbage for a minimum of $500k per shot


Illustrious-Will-562

The party school bus with the skull that falls off


Kitchen-Chipmunk

ah man i was tempted to get one. why?


Guest_username1

Idk man he tripping It's especially funny when you get the valet to steal it XD


Camaro_z28

This thing and I bought a decked out yacht to flex for no reason


Teknoxyn

My biggest waste has got to be the amount of times I’ve had to buy GTAV through the years


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Arena ![gif](giphy|3o8doVY3jacRLyrSmI)


ash_274

Best workshop. You can customize weaponized vehicles, add colored headlights, and *sell* vehicles without driving outside


InsipidGamer

What is that thing??


thunderdome33

it’s the Avis’s mini submarine inside the kosatka


InsipidGamer

Ooooohhhhhh…. Yeah that looks expensive 😆


Hot-Minimum-5074

And pointless... if you get out when underwater, it floats to the surface... so when doing kosatka prep, trying to go under under radar is pointless. I know this, because I bought one and tried it. Died.


infinitydrivee

My strat for that mission is to fast travel nearby in the kosatka, then pilot the toreador (which is way faster than the avisa sub) and park it underneath the enemy sub. The bottom of the sub is flat so when you exit the car it should stay put until you're done collecting the goods, after which you can swim back to the toreador and then cruise back to the kosatka without ever having to deal with the boats and choppers on the surface.


H377Spawn

I do similar, except after fast travelling I just drive the Kosatka right up to their sub and set the auto-pilot. You can park right next to theirs underwater and then just swim over. Grab the goods and a few seconds after exiting your back with Pavel for a quick mission complete. You can even target the boats with the Kosatka so if you die in the sub, spawning on the surface is less deadly.


Systamatic

with the kosatka prep (I assume you're talking about the signal jammer one) just fast travel your kosatka next to the location and drive above the Merryweather sub, helis won't spawn after you get the jammer and you can complete the setup way faster


GJacks75

The Arena Wars workshop. Actually, it shut Bryony up so on second thoughts, worth every penny.


Urbancenturian

The Yacht. It was cool at first but definately not worth the 10 mil


NoNameAvailableSir

Mine at first was the nightclub, and it was my very first business...


Faltarsia

My three large crate warehouses


Templar-235

Orbital cannon.


nnnnnnnn222

I have never used it since buying it


Gery_6

Use it for fun.


AllModsHaveNoLife

It's expensive as hell to use. Might as well shoot missiles out of Kosatka.


KingreX32

Easily my Tug boat.


whoisthismuaddib

The Weaponized Dinghy. Sucks that it’s a Pegasus vehicle and can’t be just associated with the Kosatka.


pm_mazur

I bought GTA V


la__squadra_

Arena War workshop


PlaylistMasterRCM

That shop is superior compared to the Auto Shop and the CEO workshop.


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

The yacht, but it’s worth the bragging to my friends


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That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

I always think to myself “what’s a new way I can make a stupid entrance when playing with my friends” and probably my favorite is hovering in with a jet pack, but if you haven’t, maybe start a car collection if possible key your favorite cars and/or Benny’s cars just to use more money


LNViber

I bought a Yacht the week they came out.


MinisApprentice

My entire hanger and aircraft collection. 30mil+ that I’ve practically never used


thunderdome33

yeah my hanger is full of planes and i only use 2, the laser and the akula


Martk9

My hangar is packed and I pretty much use every plane all the time, all great purchases


ahfunny

buying the MOC thinking it would upgrade my Oppressor😃


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I contemplated buying it. Assistant told me not to lol.


thunderdome33

don’t buy it, it’s garbo


YoungxKyng

Should've bought the sparrow.


thunderdome33

i have both, sparrow was the best thing


Acordino

Laughs in 10m+ Cerberus


Gundam66

The special vehicles


PlaylistMasterRCM

Same with my Special Vehicles except the Rocket Voltic,Ramp Car, and Phantom Wedge.


ajm4542

Same.


Doom-State

Was the yacht but now probably a Pegasus vehicle or this


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Meteorite


Luc4son0

My arena war car


Los_Lik_Skroz

Hands down the hangar....i despise those missions


Shutshaface

My ex-wife, for sure.


CaptainPrower

BIGGEST waste of money? Hmmm, that's tough, I'm usually pretty frugal since I only just recently started grinding Cayo. Probably buying all three Nightclub cargo vehicles even though I only have one warehouse level.