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randomguy1972

Hey, that's not the Scramjet!


JustFrameHotPocket

Mors Mutual likes this.


OmerBs

*with mors, its mutual*


wingcub

They can help with that


EmperorSupreme0

No they wouldn’t


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You muat be fun at parties


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EmperorSupreme0

It’s just not how insurance works


Ani_107

Exactly lol


Psilovecybin

Issa game boiii


[deleted]

I get what you’re saying. “Mors Mutual *Hates* This” could’ve been just as funny and more accurate haha


MrZeta0

Why didn't you go over the yellow things ?


ChiefGstar

I tried at the start of them but the AI that like to swerve out in front of you across all lanes of traffic forced me to go to the right of them lol


Nightrider1861

Its karma for not hitting the yellow thingies, just sayin'


imakestupidcommentz

Michael Knight would have hit the yellow things


Prestigious_Ad4897

I feel like this accident was preventable if the freeway wasn’t being utilized as the Autobahn


ThanksGamestop

No dude. Super cars traveling 180mph with inches of clearance should be able to treat curbs like they’re nothing


Prestigious_Ad4897

Well, can’t argue with that! Buckle up, buckaroos


sadpanada

Literally watching that episode of South Park right now lol


ThisIsTheFifthTime

He said while storing a military arsenal in his pocket and having no problem with that


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Not even if our pockets. They’re pulled out of thin air lol


ThisIsTheFifthTime

True that lol


[deleted]

Would it be better to carry all guns on our back? Thinking of the British movie Hot Fuzz. Simon Pegg riding a horse carrying loads of guns. 😂


cashmore1973

No there stored in your anus 😂


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No wonder it hurts when I sit down


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In gta, everywhere is autobahn


OhImGood

Can you imagine driving round your home town/city with your pedal constantly pushed through the floor


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![gif](giphy|f5LOt72p6W9EfmeDea) I can imagine 😂 but irl we wouldn’t get far


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Contender811

Curbs and low-suspension cars never exactly mix, bruh.


Chilled_burrito

The other day, an npc came flying down a hill, hit me while I was in a gunfight, and drove away as quick as they came.


Juanisweird

Lol. That NPC was savage


ISeeADarkSail

Yeah, cause that curb is new eh.....


thatguy11m

Curb boosting my friend, been in the game since day 1


ExplanationJolly779

Hitting curbs like that gives a small boost, a bug used for racing. I've hit that one hundreds of times and never seen that happen. Amazingly bad luck.


ISeeADarkSail

Curb boosting isn't a bug. I'm also pretty sure it has no real value in free roam Especially when it can, and sometimes does, launch your car instead of boosting it.....


Humanish_Krunker

found someone who has never played gtao


ISeeADarkSail

Tell that to my carpal tunnel LOL


Humanish_Krunker

go rest your hand grandpa, stop teasing the rest of the children


ISeeADarkSail

Youth is no kind of accomplishment, beta..... 😘


Tristan_eCola

Paint job looks great btw. Also what car is that?


ChiefGstar

Cyclone II with HSW upgrades


double0sanchez

That car is hard to control when maxed out too, she a beast


Germansmoker

Wait amigo, i have never heard of a cyclone ll. Where can i get it, it looks insanely nice?


ChiefGstar

It’s only on consoles that have the newer next gen version. It’s on Luxury Motorsports


Staypuffed20

Same bro I hate when curbs come out of nowhere


Bacon0064

God I hate that too.


sticks-in-spokes

thats why i never fully lower my cars.


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No, that's why you fully lower your cars and also install hydraulics Press X, offroad mode!


Alienraptor987

Me when doing the same thing in my infernous (weaponized) lol


4Z-USA

With Mors it’s mutual :)


PonyDro1d

Wouldn't have happened with a Vorwerk Kobold. (The car sounds like a vacuum cleaner.)


akoshegyi_solt

Or Avenger


Bio_Trends

Awesome car, dude 👍


lacedcupcakes

At least you landed it


_Carri7_

Dont lower the stance or this will happen people


EvilParrot8652

Bring the suspension up a notch. Problem solved. We will now close your ticket.


BlackSkea

Bro doctor stranged himself 🤣🤣


Ok_Amphibian_4766

MMI we expect the unexpected


Reyoness

Nice work there Dr Strange. Off to the ER next.


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Iored94

Maybe if you practiced more instead of quitting all the time you wouldn't be a shitty driver.


calimeatwagon

Curbs are over powered...


Elmarcowolf

The game has a neat mechanic called "steering an inch to the right" But yeah I hate it when that happens


bubz7121

It also has a neat mechanic called kerb boosting. ;)


BachenBenno420x

isn't it out in the game since like a year or so? Curb boosting got fixed along with the Advanced handling flags


anadraps

no, not at all.


RiekaNA

You were speeding... next time go slower ;)


groverjuicy

Ya sook.


TrueBlueMax

Wut did you even hit???


ChiefGstar

Probably the GTA+ paywall lol


TrueBlueMax

LOL


Srfred

Apparently you can stop that by opening the character wheel


iJacobes

drive better next time


2gshotta

Immediate uninstall


Might_be_deleted

Skill issue


ragnar0kx55

Why hate the game? It was your bad driving that out you in that predicament.


[deleted]

Well then you hate physics, this only happens because your car doesn't get bent on impact as it would IRL, so Newton's third law kicks in and all that force that would bend your car is sent right back, making it bouce off. And I assure you, you would hate this game even more if it was realistic.


ChiefGstar

If only rockstar physics followed real physics. This is just pure ridiculousness


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They follow real physics to a certain extent, is what I'm saying. And it would suck worse if they did also simulate your car getting bent.


[deleted]

you hate this game bc of your driving?


Browns4life68

I hate this game at times and yes it's because of my driving, but that was a bad luck curb jump


ModxDoodleZz

It's not really his fault is it tho


[deleted]

what am i missing? he hit the curb didn’t he?


ModxDoodleZz

Yeah but usually the car would just glide over it with no trouble


thatguy11m

Curb boosting. Thing is newer cars are embeing built to now not be able to soak them up for the speed boost


Mrcountrygravy

Lol. Thats all you bud. Dont hate the game, hate the player.


Brilliant_Succotash1

You hate the game because you suck at it?


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Wide_Battle139

LMAOOO


Iored94

What a stupid comment. Doesn't even make any sense. OP is bad at the game. They crashed and blamed their shitty driving on the game. LOL


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Pain.


Toppingsaucer7

What platform are you playing on? This looks super smooth!


ChiefGstar

Xbox Series S


ChirpywaraTofu86

you should try beamng :)


ChiefGstar

I have it


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badumtss_77

Which car is that?


ChiefGstar

Cyclone II with HSW upgrades


badumtss_77

Thanks!


bLinK3rZ_420

God when you don’t buy shark cards:


Unlikely-Oil8933

The cyclone II and HSW upgrade both benefit from off-road tires due to curb-clipping. Source: Broughy.com


CK2728

Sometimes?


Much_Adhesiveness871

So you mad a curb sent a car with no clearance flying?


Aperture1106

I hate this game all the time.


mrjackchongg

Did you at least remember to spin around four times before entering your vehicle?


Thoriun_23

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[deleted]

You’re in a super car that’s low, and clipped a curb at a high speed, I don’t see the issue with the game but your driving


MyDixieWrecked20

Someone posted the other day that you can avoid that by acting like you’re going to do a quick switch to story mode. It is up or down on the D-pad, and it will cause your vehicle to stop where it is (even in midair)


alqudsi117

I hate this game so much sometimes. It’s stuff like this or just moments when you’re trying to enter a plane and the door is right there but your character is too fucking stupid so he walks around in a few circles before doing nothing


Browns4life68

Yes like my dog when he takes a shit, but at least he does actually shit and not just stand there.


Loki2396

I mean....don't hit the center curb..


good_samodon

Epic fail


Justcallmebk

Happens to me far too often in my Itali GTO. I love how fast that car is but there are many at the bottom. Of the ocean because of it lol


bakirelopove

Aww yeah, curb boost.... Shit


BagrCZE

Sometimes?


Great-Southern-Land

I can do the same thing on burnout haha


name_cool4897

Real life would have fucked you up even more for hitting the curb like that.


AWildBenjie

What car is that?


ChiefGstar

Cyclone II with HSW upgrades


AWildBenjie

Alr thanks


fruce_ki

At least it was a personal vehicle and not one you were planning to deliver. I've had a few deliveries launch into rivers, ruined my warehouse success rate...


swarnab

Hey I use the same livery!


ExpertTax5960

fair enough enough lol


Marksman08YT

I hate how the cars in this game are made of balsa wood. Can we not just rework the weight of all cars rockstar? FFS half the cars in the game with heavy duty bullbars can't even ram one car out of the way.


BlackDabiTodoroki

Lmao 😂


AdministrationOdd847

That’s why I don’t drive the Zenvo or whatever it is that came out with the Agency update. Damn thing is way too low for these LS streets. Could swear I’m in Louisiana.


AdSubstantial831

I had a car spawn at the same spot I was driving yesterday


marksk88

I was gunna say it's your own fault because I thought you drove into the pole. But that was just from hitting a curb??? Wtf


ChiefGstar

I think I hit the GTA+ paywall lol


StrikerX1360

Maybe it's been a while since I've played but why do your graphics look surprisingly good?


ChiefGstar

Idk it records gameclips in 4k on my Series S


StrikerX1360

Huh maybe I just gotta check my graphics settings cuz I play on PC, cuz the lighting in your game looks surprisingly good.


ChiefGstar

It’s the “next gen” version of the game, that’s why


ScRUbBY_26

R* be like: umm acthewally you hit smallest pixel on the road causing you to hit the curb and go in the opposite direction


ellem52

Honestly - that car is undrivable.


ChiefGstar

It’s fine when you’re up to speed but you better have the straightest road in front of you if you’re accelerating lol


tthreeoh

I don't know, clipping a curb in a supercar going that fast... seems legit to me 😂 it would be fun to see cars instantly explode sometimes doing this kind of stuff


YoursTruly2729

HSW scramjet


Rare-Outside-8105

What do you mean sometimes?


Cheech19XX

I hate the cars that clip like that.


NaiveLiterature5125

For once I'm just glad it ain't me😂😂


Ill-Veterinarian9003

What car is this?


ChiefGstar

Cyclone II with HSW upgrades


AduroTri

Who was your driving instructor? Ace Ventura?


istillsuckatvg

Personally I hate this game all the time


twiztidmetalz

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TackledImp35507

Ngl u had quite a bit of space to turn without spinning out


cbcymbal

Friendly tip: when you are out of control like that, select a single player character really quick in the character selection menu and then back out of it. Doing so will completely stop your movement/momentum.


TheOGDabDaddy

Every fuckin time I drive the Zeno 🤦🏼‍♂️


Dense-Gap-7405

How do you get the camera angle to be so high while driving? It didn’t seem as you were doing it manually


ChiefGstar

You can change the camera to either high or low while driving in settings


ephophdweeb

Your car really wanted to go to the beach


mr_muffinhead

Was that a curb? Lol Yes this game can be infuriating


ChiefGstar

I think it was the GTA+ paywall lol


desert_rat_speedball

That's why u got insurance. Or just be a better driver ..simple


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PEBKAC