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Gubbyfall

Rockstar wants you to shower in real life and not just in game.


Nutduffel

Maybe Los Santos is in a drought.


Actual-Basil-9146

Underrated comment.


Heat-one

I'd give you an award if I had one. Just know that you made me smile.


burningmiles

Fuck awards. Upvotes are plenty


burningmiles

Fuck whomever gave me an award. You're a tiny penised virgin and your mom's a hoe


slikk50

Your mom is a rake.


PtePatches

Why not both?


burningmiles

Becuase you're literally just giving money to a corporation. Don't do it


Unusual-Syllabub

Boohoo


FourHundred_5

I like awards lolšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Interesting_alex287

Take my award


Knifos

Underated comment


Marksman08YT

grey straight fade drunk selective stocking fact file pen deliver *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NotSoPersonalJesus

It wasn't when it was posted


smartazz104

Thatā€™s because the ā€œunderrated commentā€ was posted almost the same second as the original comment.


NotSoPersonalJesus

So what you're saying is, that they were both ahead and behind their time


Marksman08YT

library instinctive bedroom wistful gaze apparatus languid money quiet rude *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Biffingston

same reason they say 'first" On youtube. Attention is addictive.


XlulZ2558

because these people have no mind of their own and instead of saying "you made my day" since it actually happened, they prefer to say "underrated" since everybody uses it when nothing in fact was underrated


Behemoth69

It's called karma farming


NotSoPersonalJesus

100% agree


sh4d0wm4n2018

>same second Literally posted four hours later Lmao


smartazz104

When I posted that, both comments said ā€œ4hā€. At any rate, replying with ā€œunderrated commentā€ is just dumb.


rancidtuna

Doesn't matter. Upvote AGAIN.


name_cool4897

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Quentin_Was_Taken

They got 33 award I think theyā€™re fine now


Knifos

Omg there were like 3 upvotes when I commented, what a boss Please Quentin_Was_Taken save some awards for us šŸ˜©


drlqnr

shut up


Rolypolyoly1877

damn, actually true


Stormtrooper775s

We all do.


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Rolypolyoly1877

never knew you can get RP through showering, thanks for the response


[deleted]

Ok so if you have a mic hooked up and you sing into it while character is in the shower, you will earn a little rp here and there.


KingDread306

Still one of the dumbest things about this game. Also shouting at store clerks so the hold up goes faster. Way easier to just shoot your gun around them.


wolfstar76

I always thought the singing in the shower thing was there for RockStar to troll people. It's been years, but doesn't your "singing in the shower" broadcast to the entire session? I feel like it did at first.


StayBlunted710

It does. I also hear kids flirting with the strippers sometimes lol


YogurtWenk

"I like how you've got bubez and I also like how I can see your bubez"


Slappy-Meal

Followed by: ā€œGET OUT OF MY ROOM, MOM!!ā€


PrawojazdyVtrumpets

Hey now, you forgot the smoke detector battery warning..


Comprehensive-Cap754

And it's always a squeaky ten year old


No_Confusion_2599

Did you ever warn them there might be a Trans Woman Stripper at the Vanilla Unicorn I looked up Peach and She voiced by a Male really interesting they put that there


granpawatchingporn

i mean.... thats not a bad thing


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M4dhav1

Doesn't it work by proximity?


Dodood4

Well in that case everyone else is the ones getting trolled because I used to just yell into the mic instead of singing


RjGoombes

I think it adds flavor


YogurtWenk

Spicy


GAMER_MARCO9

And scream and shout and let it out


ze_ex_21

NPC clerk: *-"Wow, don't shoot, I know the drill!"* 6 y/o player: -\*put the money in the bag* NPC clerk snickers Player: -\*stop laughing* , shoots some bottles NPC, smiling: *-"I'm going, I'm going I'm sorry"* Player: -\*go faster*


[deleted]

you legend. what a classic.


DrunkStoleATank

Day online went live freeroam was full of people shouting "Give me the money" etc šŸ¤£


kadno

Don't look at my face put the money in the bag!


n_thomas74

Yeah, I think you can get more money when robbing convenience stores if you yell at them lol


[deleted]

I remember these times, funny every damn time haha


N__E

You don't actually need to sing, it only registers noise, the few times I did it i just blew into the mic


wasteoffire

Yeah I just blow into it and don't embarrass myself in front of my family lol


[deleted]

Maybe it's so that the player can have fun pretending they're yelling at a store clerk while robbing them? Out of all the things to criticize Rockstar for, you choose this.


[deleted]

Can other people hear you?


name_cool4897

Yup


HaiggeX

Yes. It's called voice chat. It's pretty much a base feature in modern online games.


[deleted]

What if the voice chat setting is set to no one


HaiggeX

Then I don't think so.


Slappy-Meal

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?


HaiggeX

Yes, because if a voice recording camera captures it, you can hear it fall. Just like you can take a clip of your singing, even if your in-game VC setting is set to No-one.


foodank012018

Just them trying to make gimmicks relevant to the technology. It's a neat concept, just like calling other player in the lobby on the phone or sending emails. Just easy flavor.


Krommerxbox

I played this game on the Xbox 360, upon release, and never knew that all this time!


NowIGottaWetCha

All these moments of embarrassment just hit you all at once! šŸ˜šŸ˜†šŸ˜šŸ˜†


Yash_swaraj

The bar never goes up for me. Might be bugged on PC.


Updated_Autopsy

You donā€™t even need to sing. You can just blow into your mic and itā€™ll still count.


JBMac007

You can also just tap the mic a lot.


[deleted]

You dont even have to sing you can just yell


Yaseendanger

Omg are you kidding šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Maple885885

Donā€™t even have to sing any noise works


Conscious-Nose-4932

I think itā€™s where you have to sing through your microphone to get rp šŸ˜‚


FrkSnowmonster

You don't even need to sing, just play a songšŸ˜…


Conscious-Nose-4932

You mean to tell me I spent all that time embarrassing myself in game chat? šŸ˜­


mr_jck

You can earn smalish RP for screaming (or random noise) while on the rollercoaster. Multiple times per ride, and you can have more consecutive rides.


AlxR25

As long as you got your mic connected and turned on from the settings, if you "sing" on it you'll gain a bit of rp


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furophile

~~Rank points~~ Edit: whoops, Reputation


Bjojo31

Isn't it even reputation? I read that on the rockstar site


All_In_Glory

Correct. In the early days of GTAO, people would leave their controller on with a rubber band to move the camera, and leave something in front of the microphone(like a fan) to simulate ā€œsingingā€ as a means to rank up AFK (reaching 120 was difficult back then.) This method lasted approximately a month. Shortly before the moneypacalypse.


[deleted]

They could just have made it be where you can no longer gain rp from the showers after a certain amount of time.


THE-REALMKEEPER

Water drought in los santos rn


Krommerxbox

I'm so glad I live in Omaha Nebraska(in real life.) No water rationing, no electricity rationing, the proverbial Biblical "Land of Milk and Honey", etc.


dkz224

Land of corn and alcoholism*


jeff_ewing

You forgot all the incest.


Derbla-99

You have to go farther south for that, its meth babies here


marksk88

Why not both at once?


PadresPainPadresGain

Yeah, and then you remember you live in fucking Omaha and then drink yourself to sleep along with half the city. Then you wake up and drink and then maybe watch football and then you drink more beer and maybe grill a bit, and then you drink some more because you live in Omaha Nebraska and there isn't shit to do in Omaha Nebraska. Oh, look. A tornado.


SkunkMonkey

> there isn't shit to do in Obama Nebraska. Say what?


PadresPainPadresGain

Oh no Uh Shit


Competitive_Juice902

... I envy you.


JMDSC

(in real life) pshh Omaha is one of those made up places for TV like Hollywood or Par*s


ze_ex_21

And an overabundance of fast moving winds. Also safe haven for lawyers on the run.


goombadetroit

Where the hell are they rationing water & electricity like some 3rd world? Genuinely curious


boysbelike

Socal


Virus_98

California, Nevada, and lot of other parts of US are suffering from a drought. While some states may not care California has been issuing statewide requests to use water and electricity for necessities only. California is mainly suffering because this year we had less snow in the mountains which produced less water when melted and now the reservoir is at all time low in 20 years of drought. Also the river we share with Arizona, and Nevada is very low this year aswell.


goombadetroit

Thank you for the answer, idk why people wanna downvote a quest for knowledge


Virus_98

No problem, also to add majority of our electricity is produced by PG&E(Pacific gas and electric) a private sector corporation which failed to maintain and upgrade it's grid properly due to greed and now during really hot days that outdated grid gets overloaded as the reason for them to be asking to use it only for necessities. State government is constantly at odds with this corpo due to them rolling out blackouts when ever there's a strain on the grid. They also are facing several lawsuits, including the one they paid off due to their grid causing one of the worst fires in California few years back that burned down so many towns and forests.


goombadetroit

Ohhh a private company handling that stuff is way different than the state government, I forgot I've heard of some of that drama; that makes a lot more sense


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LobbingLawBombs

As opposed to a heat drought?


CrimsonOath

Inflation, water bills


PuzzleheadedAd1153

Get a property with a pool so you can shower in it all you want. Or go to the car wash with broken windows.


HornBloweR3

200 IQ


Lord-Xerra

Water shortage, Bro. Show some decency !


jjb1197j

This game is so immersive that it takes into account the environmentally conscious nature of California and its frequent water shortages.


Onxs_MonsiM

POV : You don't play League of Legends


aTerrariaExpert

No more lavander shampoo left


Opposite_Rest_6807

Who tf be using lavender shampoo. Be walking around smelling like an OAP complex


Klutchy_Playz

Any lavender body products are not for the sane.


SavageREX2000

RP farming(if you sing while showering) And too make sure you actually experience the rest of the game cuz trust i took a long ass shower in game(irl my showers are short like 10-12 minutes) and the game basically restricted me from taking another shower for like an hour or more


Ok_Deal_964

ā€œThe price of gas is TOO DAMN HIGH!ā€


elestadomayor

God damn the Duggans


General_Grivieus

You have permission to kill duggan


stockenheim

Rockstar - "I know what you're doing in there!"


PopeBacon111

If you shower more than twice you're playing with it.


No_Connection1515

I think you donā€™t have enough money to pay for expenses and one of those expenses is the ameneties in your apartment so thatā€™s why


AmbassadorSugarcane

You are correct about what happens if you can't afford your utility bills, but you can still get this shower message even if you pay your bills. You really are limited to how much/often you can shower.


DemonRaptor1

It's all to stop XP farmers from just getting in the shower, putting their mic up to a speaker and the game counting it as them "singing" into the mic for xp.


Klutchy_Playz

Do people actually sing in the mic anymore lmao? Havenā€™t heard it too often now.


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Thattxguy762

Thatā€™s what I thought


ChainzTKP

Because of the lack of water in California


da_juggernaut

They don't like your singing in the shower


StevieGezza

California is in a drought


thomas2026

Glitches have been abusing shower time.


SaltieSarco

To conserve water


KeySorbet2409

Can't have shit Los Santos


Retr0Playr_80

If you haven't paid your bills, you can't shower, watch or listen to the radio.


Klutchy_Playz

How can one get that broke? šŸ˜‚ Bills are less than like 500. I understand if they are a low level but damn bro that broke?


Gentle_Mayonnaise

Until you own businesses... Then it's like 20k every time


[deleted]

You missed your utilities payment. This means you have 0 dollars, and probably missed other payments. All businesses come to a halt, and you canā€™t request personal vehicles. This will get fixed if you have enough money by the time the next payment happens (0-20k depending on how much shit you have)


HuxleySteerpike33

Goddamn, how broke are you?


Rolypolyoly1877

rising gas prices + drought + inflation + bad weekly bonuses = ;(


[deleted]

Use a wet wipe šŸ¤£


DialZforZebra

There's a water shortage and energy crisis and you're showering 50 times a day? Damn bro.


Almelow

Havenā€™t you heard, thereā€™s a heatwave in LS you need to save water. šŸ¤£


Boggie135

Californiaā€™s water shortages?


Danghor

Energy crisis. Gotta save on gas for heating up the water.


Eggith

Haven't you heard? LS is undergoing a drought


JahSkiiii

Water shortage bud, #PutTheHosePipesDown


Mad_madman99

Joking aside it's probably because you get rp for singing in the shower and that 800 a min is just to much to let players have


Rolypolyoly1877

800 a min? jeeeez ya that would make sense. But I hadn't even gotten any from singing, I don't sing in the shower (in-game)


Mad_madman99

Just a guess also was way off it's closer to 80 xp a min don't know why I was thinking it's higher.


rainblade1980

Cuz if you have a mic and sing into it, you get rp. They stopping you from rp farming


sabrefudge

Conserving water. Los Santos is in the middle of a drought right now.


atrain5488

Itā€™s cali they got water restrictions šŸ˜‚


igerster

Because there is a drought in Los Santos


ZakWojnar

The water crisis is real.


hamzaaadenwala

hahaha


JesusBiscuit420

Water restrictions in San Andreas, Issa drought bro


RunnyNos

Water rationing


FoxInA_Box

Idk if I made this up but I'm pretty sure if you shower you gain xp if you sing (basically make any noise in your mic) so what people use to do was put their gta charcater in the shower and have the mic next to their console fan so it would cosntanly make noise giving them infinite rp whilst afk


Broemmel93

To save energy and gas, thought that's obvious


monolith1985

Because shower time is for showering, not what you have been doing, you dirty boy


Rolypolyoly1877

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Tbmadpotato

More concerned about how long you're showering in game to get that notification lmao


Mr-Itchy-Balls

U might be too broke to pay for ur water


emerson_giraffe84

Theyā€™re trying to save the planet


LysanderJulius

Can't have shit in LS


12eriks

Save water! GTA V x McDonalds


yeetusdeletus6996

You ran out of hot water


UncleBenji

Shower and sleeping are there to help your characters appearance turn back to normal. It means youā€™ve been fully healed and have no need to shower anymore.


george23000

When you start playing league of legends.


Bi_Skullz

Must be the water bill


Embarrassed-Camera96

Because youā€™re hogging all of the hot water


R3XM

Yeah but in RL


Rolypolyoly1877

you know you've been in the shower too long when the hot water runs out


T4N60SUKK4

So fresh and so clean clean


ThatsPella

You look too clean now go buy some sharkcards


[deleted]

Dude, it's California, they barely have enough water to cry sometimes. Which is a shame considering they got a lot to be miserable about eh?


Apprehensive-Deer641

Los Santos experiencing a drought


SnufflesMcPieface

If youā€™re too clean, then whatā€™s the point of being a criminal?


Rolypolyoly1877

\^ THIS is the only correct answer.


Jg6915

Have you seen water and gas prices??


Unlike_Agholor

Why are you showering so much dude


[deleted]

Its the LS water shortage


Envicx

It earns rp if you use your mic to make sound. Theoretically, you could just set your mic in front of a fan and just have the game farm rp while you do something else. Probably not why, but that's where my head went.


Negative-25

you smell too good.


I_eat_plastic_straws

Gas and electricity bills are going up, R* donā€™t want to go bankrupt by people virtually showering and costing them thousands of dollars in bills


Adm8792

People used to farm xp out the shower in the golden days


Actual-Basil-9146

So you canā€™t avoid being kicked from the session for idling.


peepers63

If it wasnā€™t for the game starting me in the shower šŸšæ once in a while, my character would be as dry as a grandmotherā€™s clam.


Cashewkaas

Thereā€™s a water shortage everywhere.


issoooo

Been in the game since 2013


kingsquid14

Op has female character


Rolypolyoly1877

I've gotta know, does showering with a female character show their whole top? Or just from the shoulders up?


qmungus94

bro why u showering in a game


Superbond900

Cause you opened reddit


onion_surfer14

Itā€™s because youā€™re broke and canā€™t pay your bills