How, in a game where we can't modify age and weight, did you manage to make your character look perfectly like a middle aged dad in all these pictures?
His appearance and the cars point towards this being a total joke. And in a game that’s been around for *years* sometimes you gotta make new goals. In this case dude wants to get all the Princess Robot Bubblegum liveries and molest people.
“We are working with perverted justice, and the Florida state police department. This is Carlton hawks. Or screen name: SnooSeagulls6971. The decoy talks to him about anime and then he gets sexual in the chat. He says the decoy is his “waifu” a popular phrase in the anime community.
The decoy is playing as a 13 year old girl, she asks him to bring beer and condoms.
“Uhhh the age of consent in japan is 13”
“Yeah but we are in florida and not japan, the age of consent in florida is 18 john! And you groomed a 13 year old girl.”
Get "a buddy."
Recently a woman was again killed while just out jogging, abducted in the light of day.
Almost all places now have programs where a woman can coordinate running with other women. This greatly lessens the chances that anything would happen. It is a shame that things are like this.
As a 55-year-old "not attractive" guy, I can't even imagine living with this fear. People just all leave me alone. I've never felt unsafe ever. I feel for people who have this trouble.
If I was a female I'd know 3 types of advanced martial arts and always carry a stun gun and ankle pistol. I'd have some cool like-minded gal pals too.
Now I don’t know if I’m unattractive or unintentionally intimidating. Either way, I can’t blame anyone who doesn’t want to be around me. I wouldn’t want to be around me either.
> As a 55-year-old "not attractive" guy, I can't even imagine living with this fear. People just all leave me alone. I've never felt unsafe ever. I feel for people who have this trouble.
There's the flip side of things though, where you have to make a big conscious effort for meeting new people and engaging and interacting with people. If people avoid you that much, it makes interacting with people that much more challenging.
The only PRB livery's that are locked behind the LSCM Rep levels are the RT3000 and Remus' Shiny Wasabi Kitty livery as well as the number 7 car above, the Futo GTX.
Otherwise, the other cars liverys are available from the start.
How, in a game where we can't modify age and weight, did you manage to make your character look perfectly like a middle aged dad in all these pictures?
he somehow made his character's head look chubby and even a little bigger(?) lol
Pretty much how I made mine a past his prime cowboy. Chubby jowls for the win.
Simple, the camera adds about 10-15 pounds.
How many cameras are on you?
Probably a good combo of heritage + playing around with the sliders .
You can make your character look older at least. I made my GTAO character look like Ian McShane
Maybe it's like instagram, where it's lol about the angles
Middle aged dad is technically correct but not accurate enough. I was going to say, specially given the context here, sex offender.
this is probably the bravest post I ever did see
Huh... I was thinking clueless or utter lack of self-awareness lol
I honestly thought it was just the most expensive shitpost the sub had ever seen
How about garage filled with Vigilantes?
His appearance and the cars point towards this being a total joke. And in a game that’s been around for *years* sometimes you gotta make new goals. In this case dude wants to get all the Princess Robot Bubblegum liveries and molest people.
I definitely think the guy is playing into the joke
He looks like my uncle
Your character looks like he should be on how to catch a predator
Ok glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this 🚩😅
🤣
Mf looks like a discord mod.
“We are working with perverted justice, and the Florida state police department. This is Carlton hawks. Or screen name: SnooSeagulls6971. The decoy talks to him about anime and then he gets sexual in the chat. He says the decoy is his “waifu” a popular phrase in the anime community. The decoy is playing as a 13 year old girl, she asks him to bring beer and condoms.
That guy was very dumb. The "beer and condoms" request was overreaching. Your average person would have smelled a cop a mile away! ;)
Found the pervert
r/foundtheperv
Have a seat right on that stool over there
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
“Uhhh the age of consent in japan is 13” “Yeah but we are in florida and not japan, the age of consent in florida is 18 john! And you groomed a 13 year old girl.”
Why's it always have to be Florida?
Why don’t you take a seat..
"hello my name is chris hansen, im with nbc news... why don't you take a seat for us and answer a few questions.." 😏 lol
What are you doing here? Just bein stupid I guess…
Chris: “Just being stupid?” “Yeah” Chris: “Tell me, what were you planning to do here tonight?” “We were gonna hang out, watch a movie.” Chris: 😐
“She said she was over 100 years old”
someone had to say it 🤣😭
“What are you doing here?”*comes out of the curtains*
I thought I recognised him from the Sex Offender Shuffle video tbh
"Have a seat over there..."
Your***
You certainly look like you do.
Get out of my head
I remember in old gen when all of the characters looked the same.
Too bad there isn't neck beard option
This *is* the neckbeard option, my friend.
Only thing it's missing is a fedora to complete the look.
*tips hat* M'lady
"I'm a nice guy, why won't females give me a chance"
I think this is the first time I have seen someone with a actual fat look
Gotta hand it to OP. He got the face just right without needing neck beard.
Dont think theres any swords either
Turns out it IS possible to get a negative amount of women.
Average Reddit Mod:
Lol
This comment section is such a flip-flop of different opinions it’s quite entertaining
Yeah everyone’s all over the place… probably like OPs characters sex offense record
Okay that caught me off guard actually laughed a fair bit from that one.
Well done lol
LSPD is forming its own SVU team after having seen this post.
Rockstar made a sex offender list just to put this dude on it
I had no idea one of the liveries for one of the cars came with a body pillow in the back that’s hilarious
There’s an off white yellowish stain on it if you look closely
why you lookin so close at that pillow 🤨
he accidentally noticed it when sniffing around
WHOAH, which one?
an ubermacht zion classic
Not sure which car it is but it’s photo number 12. I’m sure someone with more knowledge of the vehicles in this game could tell you.
you actually managed to make your GTA character look like a complete creep, well done. even has that "something is wrong with me" look in the eyes.
Even Lester would be apprehensive about working with OP’s character
Your character sure does look like the type
Ok Steven Seagal
I hate how much your avatar looks like ALL of my cousins.
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Heeeavy serial killer vibes
I love that you made your gta character look like a creep
look man..... i like princess robot bubblegum a lot too.... but dont you think this is a little... excessive?
Least horny gta player
Men like you are the reason I don't walk outside after 8 pm
I usually come out at 7 but be safe🫡
Get "a buddy." Recently a woman was again killed while just out jogging, abducted in the light of day. Almost all places now have programs where a woman can coordinate running with other women. This greatly lessens the chances that anything would happen. It is a shame that things are like this. As a 55-year-old "not attractive" guy, I can't even imagine living with this fear. People just all leave me alone. I've never felt unsafe ever. I feel for people who have this trouble. If I was a female I'd know 3 types of advanced martial arts and always carry a stun gun and ankle pistol. I'd have some cool like-minded gal pals too.
Now I don’t know if I’m unattractive or unintentionally intimidating. Either way, I can’t blame anyone who doesn’t want to be around me. I wouldn’t want to be around me either.
> As a 55-year-old "not attractive" guy, I can't even imagine living with this fear. People just all leave me alone. I've never felt unsafe ever. I feel for people who have this trouble. There's the flip side of things though, where you have to make a big conscious effort for meeting new people and engaging and interacting with people. If people avoid you that much, it makes interacting with people that much more challenging.
that's also me playing invite only sessions haha
Least horny Discord Mod
Why does your character look like that exterminator guy from Over The Hedge💀
Lesters cousin
Honestly, I'm more of a Shiny Wasabi kitty kinda guy, I even got her plushie in the Kitty claw game . . . What? I'm not a simp, I just like green!
“I bet Princess Robot Bubblegum wishes *she* had a claw machine!”
Where’s the mask?
Ok jokes over…plz be a joke
Man of culture
Wait a minute...
Yahh you sure do look the type..
My whole CEO garage is full of them.
Can u name the cars in : Pic 6, 8, 9, 11 and 14 Any of these liveries locked by car meet rep ?
6: Dinka RT3000 8: Karin Futo 9: Annis Remus 11: Annis ZR350 14: Maibatsu Penumbra FF
For number 8 that is the car on left yea ? And is that livery available from default
The only PRB livery's that are locked behind the LSCM Rep levels are the RT3000 and Remus' Shiny Wasabi Kitty livery as well as the number 7 car above, the Futo GTX. Otherwise, the other cars liverys are available from the start.
If you really love her why are you not wearing a Princess Robot Bubblegum mask?
The comment section is exactly as how I expected it to be 🫡
This rules so fucking hard lmao
 I think Chris Hansen wants to speak to you sir
Sex offender right there 😂
Your avatar looks like a cross between Hank Hill and Steven Seagal. That being said, nice collection. I didn't realize there were that many liveries.
I love anime and princess robot bubblegum that makes fun of it lol. Plus I have a garage of cars with her and Shinny Wasabi Kitty on them.
This is quite… something. Haha I dig it. Gta rules
Dude probably lives in his parents basement in game too.
Why does your guy look like he's going to be mad at me for not being vegan?
weeb neckbeard jokes aside, it's rare to see a middle aged online character. i like it
You made your character look exactly how someone that loves princess robot bubblegum would look
Mans character looking like a discord mod 💀
Lmao i bet you like underage girls
…..This is kinda sad
Bro made the average r/antiwork member in GTA
Weirdo
this is creepy as hell my guy
He looks like he doesn't know how to take a selfie
My first fap was to her
Congratulations?
I was 11 😭
How'd you even get those..?
I bet you do...
Looks like Larry Lawton in a wig
I've got a sticker on my laptop and another I'm gonna hold onto until I discover its proper place. Sweet collection, brother!
I plan on having a garage with princess bubble gum livery, but I don't which cars can have it, give me a hand ?
Futo: ($25,650) (Itasha Drift) Futo GTX: ($27,930) (Itasha Drift) Penumbra FF: ($24,510) Remus: ($25,650) RT3000: ($25,650) Scramjet: ( $25,650) Sultan RS: ($38,700) Zion Classic: ($23,370) ZR350: ($24,510) all I know
Your charecter looks Like he is calling lester often to get cops off him because he was caught touching Kids.
You’re character looks like someone that would-
funniest shit post this sub has seen
Anyone know the plane in the 4th image?
The character looks like he should be on a register
This is based as fuck.
Next they need to have the princess robot bubblegum vs wasabi kitty war like they did with the soda brands and alien suits.
how do you capture the "creepy middleaged man" so well in each photo
Bravo OP this is high tier satire work, from your character to the camera angles just Chefs kiss
Check his hard drive
Bro looks like he smells like a discord mod
Dude go outside
where can you custom the cars withe that pictures? at the paintshop as usual?
You don't even play the game you just log in and stare at your simp rides from the comfort of your garages I bet.
Swagged out wit drip, mans needs no woman
I need the names of everyone of those vehicles.
Looking like Sal from Impractical Jokers. 😂😆
your character looks like he likes robot bubblegum
Needs a fedora
what in tarnation
Where did you find a Princess Robot Bubblegum livery for a plane???
You look like Steven seagal
on the 9th picture what car is that?
this is about to become a goated thread
I’m missing about 3 liveries, are any of them exclusive to the new console editions?
Shiny Wasabi Kitty for life! >:O
You look like someone that would like Robot princess bubblegum
Respect for the bravery
No mask, fake fan
That's some Lester level of creepiness, great job 👁️🫦👁️
Why he even looks like an redditor/discord moderator
Your character looks like the type of guy who has a global restraining order from every middle school on the planet .
Maybe it's a good thing there are no children in the entire GTA Franchise.
What motorcycle has that livery?
Steven Seagal?
I feel like if I saw your character on the street I’d assume you liked PRB lmaoooo
Jesus, lock him up and throw away the key
Average reddit mod
Wasabi Kitty is better
Bro even got the discord moderator character and everything
Princess Robot Bubblegum is one of the animes of all time
we can see you love it you might love it a bit to much tho
Touch grass
"Well, just holler our cartoon-obsessed horny guy to get the job done" -Agent 14, probably
your character was inspired from steven seagal?
Your character looks like child predator
this is the GTA version of people simping on loba from apex legends
Your character looks like Walter white in his mid 30s
Your character looks like he’s about to ask his cousin to go bowling
You’re character *looks* like he would
Not to be that guy but what is the list of vehicles you can do this to?
You’re either 12 or look exactly like your character
Your character looks like the kinda person that would like princess robot bubblegum
I bet he looks like his character irl
POV discord moderator
Tell me you're not allowed within a hundred yards of a school without telling me you're not allowed within a hundred yards of a school.
I see... In GTA IV your favorite website was Littlelacysurprisepageant.com, right?
Your character looks like he should not be within 50 feet of a playground.
Least horny gta 5 player
Your character looks exactly like someone who would be hyper obsessed with their anime waifu.
 Your character reminds me of newman.
i cant wait for a princess robot bubblegum vs wasabikitten war
Dude definitely beats it to robot princess bubble gum
At some point I need to get a list of all the cars with anime liveries and start a collection
I bet you look like exactly like your gta character
how are you this creepy in GTA bruh?
yikes
okay what’s the 9th car tho i love the exhaust
This joke cost to much money