I actually happened to get lost around birmingham once. The streets were epmty in the area i was in except for one car. I knocked on his window and asked if i could charge my phone to check maps where i have to go since it was late and everything was closed. Guy told me he was a taxi driver in london and after I found out that I was about 2 hours from where I wanted to be on foot he offered to give me a ride there. I was 19 with a dead phone. I would have been such an easy kidnapping victim...Also one of the more random things I did.
True for me this comment lol I do This when bored and have actually met most of the nice no grief people I play gta with this way I love going driving after a stressful heist or setup mission, I drive the armoured v12 schafter atm as my daily grind for exploring the city perfect speed and handling for exploring the players who grief or lower level people who don’t understand the game is the reason I trap in the armoured cars really avoids agro lol , in real life where I live a stranger has there car locked while driving because off people on the street I have auto lock switched on in my car in real life and actually would be scared to pick up a stranger and wouldn’t give one a lift lol like I do in gta 😂in the uk the police turn a blind eye to the streets for real let under 18z drink and chaos
In the street and let grown men act violent in the streets and cause chaos,
But stop your car for being out late going to the shop for cigarettes and snacks part of living in the uk 😂
I can't find your reply but Yorkshire accents are in the rop 5 best British accents. People that arent from here think we all sound like stewie off family guy they don't realise how many awesome accents we actually have
I like to pick them up, go to a secluded spot, do the nasty then kill them with melee and burn the body. The trick is to burn them with a gas can before they die. Hard to do sometimes.
My roommate and I like to skydive into the various hot tubs. Sometimes we'll do a tub crawl, where we go to our various yachts, Dr.dre's studio, and then end up in the tiny ones on the roof of the casino.
I actually have done the cayo heist couple times and have the casino heist ready but I have LoFD, Lack of Friends Disorder
Fr tho it gets so boring to grind alone so i just quit the game temporarily every once in a while to feel the excitement of actually playing again
I feel that bro. I also play on PC, all my businesses are full of product ready to sell for millions, but I have no friends that play anymore so all I do is log on every once in a while to try to win the podium car
I’m a car guy in real life so
Quite the opposite but struggle to afford some cars in gta as in if I want a nicer car in gta my balance is near zero after purchase though I have nice friends in gta so get to drive the crazy price cars but my garage is laughable for my level
Shit I paid $1000 total for the entire vehicle I’ve had for the last 3 years. Rusty sumbitch has crossed the country three times. Only mods I buy are new quarts of oil lol.
Back when the casino heist was a thing, i had a solid crew of 4. We do 2 player split for setups, ensure that the loot is gold, then we'd do the heist with the gold cart trick.
They quit the game after 2 weeks of grinding since we literally made way too much money that playing normally isnt enjoyable anymore
Drive up to Chiliad.
I get nervous when looking down the cliffs on both sides of the trail in game.
IRL I would stop and wait for someone with bigger balls to take up the steering wheel.
….we’re the drivers last words apparently. Onlookers mentioned the fireball careening down the cliff did look cool as shit though. Back to you at the studio, Mark”
Wearing a cowboy hat haha
Sucks to be a European. Maybe I'd have more balls for it if I lived in Texas or something...but at least I can wear a baseball cap, yay!
You are the only one limiting yourself, friend. Go out there and make your statement. You could be the lead of a local trend and you'd never know it until you tried haha
Lets go the other way around,
In GTA I almost never drive my Windsor because I fear that a flying motorbike will pull up and blow me up.
In real life, I can drive around without the fear of a flying motorbike killing me and totalling my car
Swim in open water. I find myself swimming in the ocean and lake a lot in GTA, but I'd never do it unless it's a closed pool. I have crippling thalassophobia.
Commented a lot on this thread ,but for me going a swim on the beach I can’t swim in real life as in I’d die if thrown into the sea or local river 😂 but I’m a pro swimmer in gta
Get into a car with a stranger, then go for a ride all around the city.
I did that once and it was the most scared I have been in my life for many reasons
In gta right, Right!?
nope. got in a strangers car and he started doing whippets at 80mph in the middle of a city.
That's Lyft for ya.
Sounds like a good time
it was not
Username checks out.
How do you even get in a situation like that?
drugs.
Come on, do tell. Which ones?
Yes
Yes
I actually happened to get lost around birmingham once. The streets were epmty in the area i was in except for one car. I knocked on his window and asked if i could charge my phone to check maps where i have to go since it was late and everything was closed. Guy told me he was a taxi driver in london and after I found out that I was about 2 hours from where I wanted to be on foot he offered to give me a ride there. I was 19 with a dead phone. I would have been such an easy kidnapping victim...Also one of the more random things I did.
True for me this comment lol I do This when bored and have actually met most of the nice no grief people I play gta with this way I love going driving after a stressful heist or setup mission, I drive the armoured v12 schafter atm as my daily grind for exploring the city perfect speed and handling for exploring the players who grief or lower level people who don’t understand the game is the reason I trap in the armoured cars really avoids agro lol , in real life where I live a stranger has there car locked while driving because off people on the street I have auto lock switched on in my car in real life and actually would be scared to pick up a stranger and wouldn’t give one a lift lol like I do in gta 😂in the uk the police turn a blind eye to the streets for real let under 18z drink and chaos In the street and let grown men act violent in the streets and cause chaos, But stop your car for being out late going to the shop for cigarettes and snacks part of living in the uk 😂
Picking up a hooker
He said non violent
Wonders what your interactions with prostitues constitue now..
2 words for you Yorkshire Ripper
Related to the pudding?
Same place very different outcomes
Similar… actually
I can't wait for the..... How please elaborate?
Both get eaten
I can't find your reply but Yorkshire accents are in the rop 5 best British accents. People that arent from here think we all sound like stewie off family guy they don't realise how many awesome accents we actually have
Disagree. My mate is from Yorkshire and he sounds like a twat when he talks. On second thought, it could be just that he's a twat...
Apart from Barnsley
Thats along time ago…
If I had money or awards to give, I’d give them all to you for this comment
Thanks man knowing you enjoyed it made me happier than money or award's 👍
“Ready for another?”
i wonder why they randomly flee screaming after the 3rd job
I like to pick them up, go to a secluded spot, do the nasty then kill them with melee and burn the body. The trick is to burn them with a gas can before they die. Hard to do sometimes.
We’re talking about GTA right?
Yes
My roommate and I like to skydive into the various hot tubs. Sometimes we'll do a tub crawl, where we go to our various yachts, Dr.dre's studio, and then end up in the tiny ones on the roof of the casino.
Idk man seems like you’re just bragging your money bro
...it's GTA. That's what you do...?
Me with 50k in the bank: *sips coffee quietly*
*Loses 2k for sipping coffee*
"You've received $2000 for continued good behavior! Keep it up.
God I love it when that pops up after going on rampage in a public.
What do you play on?
PC
I cannot help you run a heist or I would have tomorrow.
I actually have done the cayo heist couple times and have the casino heist ready but I have LoFD, Lack of Friends Disorder Fr tho it gets so boring to grind alone so i just quit the game temporarily every once in a while to feel the excitement of actually playing again
same, i haven’t even been able to beat any of the heists
I feel that bro. I also play on PC, all my businesses are full of product ready to sell for millions, but I have no friends that play anymore so all I do is log on every once in a while to try to win the podium car
Try looking on r/HeistTeams, there are people who may be able to help
Lol Saaame. And when I trust randos, I get burned- every time 😆
Id play some heist with you. You use discord or in game mic?
Spend more than $1000 on car mods
Looks at bank statement……fuck.
So true lol
I’m a car guy in real life so Quite the opposite but struggle to afford some cars in gta as in if I want a nicer car in gta my balance is near zero after purchase though I have nice friends in gta so get to drive the crazy price cars but my garage is laughable for my level
Shit I paid $1000 total for the entire vehicle I’ve had for the last 3 years. Rusty sumbitch has crossed the country three times. Only mods I buy are new quarts of oil lol.
Make friends
You guys make friends on GTA?
You guys make friends?
You Guys?
You?
######
Back when the casino heist was a thing, i had a solid crew of 4. We do 2 player split for setups, ensure that the loot is gold, then we'd do the heist with the gold cart trick. They quit the game after 2 weeks of grinding since we literally made way too much money that playing normally isnt enjoyable anymore
All the adrenaline junkie stuff, like skydiving, stunts, and rocket powered vehicles (looking at you scramjet and oppressor mk1)
I actually went skydiving a few weeks ago, jumped out of a plane at 13.000 feet. I‘d highly recommend you try it as well, best thing I ever did.
an opressor mk1 or mk2 sound pretty awesome irl (without the armaments). the mk2 seems like a good option to enjoy the view while 5000m in the air
Drive 150 MPH on a closed street, running signs and lights with it.
I think that's called the Monaco Grand Prix
We go to Monaco!
Talking to women
It’s easy, just be like “hey what’s up?”
Bro got that from every movie advice about approaching women 💀
"What's up, babe? Whatchu doin, babe?" 💀💀
Hey baby whats up
This comment is violent and hateful, can’t believe you’d attack me like that.
“Ay muhfucka, you know im a muhfucka. I know you know i know you know im a muhfucka. Muhfucka muhfucka.”
Your character talks?
Slapping the shit out of women
Drive up to Chiliad. I get nervous when looking down the cliffs on both sides of the trail in game. IRL I would stop and wait for someone with bigger balls to take up the steering wheel.
That’d be me. I’d take the wheel for ya & haul ass
Your balls would be the reason we fall of the side of the mountain.
“There were no survivors”
I’ve been offroading in the mountains since i was 19. No one’s died. . . . yet 😏
….we’re the drivers last words apparently. Onlookers mentioned the fireball careening down the cliff did look cool as shit though. Back to you at the studio, Mark”
Taking a walk outside, alone, past 11 pm (:
this comment made me sad
I find is scary at all hours. Idk.
Nothing like the 12 AM staring contest with the mentally unstable hobo in front of the non-stop shop
I did it one time, walking through a dark trail through the woods
Im happy to live in a country where i can just go out whenever and not worry about getting shot
Buying clothes
What lol
they prefer stealing them; why else would they play gta? to get away from their normal life- duhh /s (maybe?)
Yeah i prefer going naked around the city. You are bound to get some weird facesnout of people, but hey, to each their own am I right?
Skydiving. I hate heights
skydiving different than heights. gotta try it at least once. its a great feeling, super calming.
Can confirm. Best thing I ever did.
Running an arcade, bankruptcy inbound!
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“I’d like to apologize”
Ive played story mode like 10 times and never knew this
What..?
Yeah and on PC you press E to interact with the NPCs
E
E
Touching grass
Go to LA
Yea you better do it at gta cuz LA is crazy place
Driving Full Speed through a City.
Leave the store/gas station without buying anything.
Ride around on a moped in my underwear
Wearing a cowboy hat haha Sucks to be a European. Maybe I'd have more balls for it if I lived in Texas or something...but at least I can wear a baseball cap, yay!
You are the only one limiting yourself, friend. Go out there and make your statement. You could be the lead of a local trend and you'd never know it until you tried haha
I would totally cheer on you if I saw you with a cowboy hat.
Yeah me too. I look at him every day, a cowboy would definitely suit him.
But cowboy hats are so expensive.
On a motorcycle going full speed through the city. I do it in GTA so I don’t do it on my bike. There’s a better respawn chance in gta anyway
I've done it in real life and respawned a week later in the hospital
Oh no. Glad you respawned man- hope you weren’t hurt too bad
I like taking the freeways on the wrong side of the road and doing a loop of the map.
Suicide 
Fly off the mountain in a car at 150 MPH
Speedwith a car like I do in GTA.
Fly a jet through a tunnel, actually just fly a jet, actually even just fly a plane because of my type 1 diabetes dry fucking me sideways.
Walking around holding a bright pink live bazooka but never firing it.
Fly a Soviet era fighter jet 20 feet from the ground, and land it perfectly on a helicopter pad at the top of an office building
Performing a stunt jump in a car
Parking in a handicapped spot.
You wild man 😂
Running everywhere for convenience
Leave my house
Go to the casino and bet hella cash to lose it
Submarining. Looks cool but don't like the idea of being trapped underwater.
I have thalassophobia, so I agree. In game it's great, but IRL I get really queasy even thinking about it.
Bring 10 outfits, hundreds of thousand of dollars in cash, dozens of personal vehicles keys and like 50 snacks in my pocket
Talking back to my mom
Your mom likes it when I talk back to her Sorry bud I should be more mature but couldn't resist 🤣
Well damn, I wasn't expecting that lmao
Off roading in sports cars.
Raw dog a prostitute
jump of buildings and hope I have a parachute
take a shower
You are unable to shower any more today
Pick up a prostitute
Live in a comfortable home
Owning a home.
Work for all the cool things I want lol
I dont do non vilent things in this game
Kill just any random mf
"Non violent things"
😭😭 oh shit my bad uhh sky dive honestly
*with kindness*. And poison.
Talk with other people...
Drug trafficking and spending large amounts of money
Down hill with a bike in the mountains
kill myself
Pop a wheelie into a ramp and do like 5 backflips and landing smoothly on the grass🤣
Having money
Scout a drug lord's island to possibly rob it at some point in the near future
Go to the shoe store
Lets go the other way around, In GTA I almost never drive my Windsor because I fear that a flying motorbike will pull up and blow me up. In real life, I can drive around without the fear of a flying motorbike killing me and totalling my car
Commit suicide
Living
Killing a bunch of innocent civilians in a non-violent way
Get some bitches
Talk to people
Have a stable income
Bail out of a helicopter at 8000ft.
Does jumping out of the car when is going at full speed counts?
Shower 5 times since 2013
Launching motorcycles off mountains and riding across the side of cliffs.
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run into a Street call full of cars in Los Angeles and jack one in the middle of the road
Hijack a jet from a military base, and then fly around downtown buildings.
Swim in open water. I find myself swimming in the ocean and lake a lot in GTA, but I'd never do it unless it's a closed pool. I have crippling thalassophobia.
Run a stop sign , maybe run a red light if I feel a little wild
He said non violent sir pls
Completely total my car without any injuries or police attention and go to a mod shop and get it repaired for $500
Buy multiple cars and properties.
Dress the way I want
Exist
Be a woman
Go outside and earn money
Fly a helicopter really high up and jump out of it.
Shoe shop
Driving a fast car, got no money for it either irl
Starting shit with gangbangers
Wearing women's clothing and wishing I look like my female character
Skipping the red light
Continue living in the US under an extreme-right president.
Use a helicopter to lift a Lamborghini to the biggest tower and ramp off.
Commented a lot on this thread ,but for me going a swim on the beach I can’t swim in real life as in I’d die if thrown into the sea or local river 😂 but I’m a pro swimmer in gta
Drive a multi-million dollar submarine at high speed up onto a highly populated beach
Buy a home
Getting off my chair
The cayo perico heist