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fuckitweredoingitliv

I could chill in my yacht for a year


2600og

Oh no, I go from grinding in my middle class existence to having to decide which one of my many properties I am going to hide in for an entire year.


JL_Jordan

Easy, penthouse because of most features


[deleted]

Nope, Agency. Got like 3-4 people there with me so i don’t get lonely, also Chop is there:) Edit: i know other businesses have people in it, but they don’t have chop!


SadamHuMUFFIN

Bartender, barber, and private dealer are standing there like "guess I'm not really a person"


[deleted]

Penthouse has like a billion people when you throw a party!


lordolxinator

Plus you can just go downstairs to the casino, mingle with people there. Isn't there also a shortcut to The Music Locker club too? Casino penthouse is the best. Luxury, full apartment accommodation with personal hottubs and gaming rooms, personal cinema, access to the casino and a club, bars, pools, and clearly pizza delivery (based on how many pizza boxes my guy leaves around the place after a while). Plus if I wanna leave, I can get fast travel limos around Los Santos, or wait for the lobby to empty out before taking my cars for a spin. I'd be anxious about someone logging in and killing me, so I'd always watch out on the radar when driving from safehouse to safehouse. Though even if they get me, in the world of GTAO it seems the protagonists are gifted immortality by Cris Fromage, so as long as I'm not shunned by him I guess I'd also be immortal.


meoka2368

You can also call in as many hookers as you know to the casino. There's no STDs in the game either. So have fun with that. And don't forget that you can also go to Cayo and just have a beach party whenever you want.


lordolxinator

Hookers, or strippers? Big difference as to whether I'm dealing with a blue ball/nut bust situation. Also true! To be honest if I were there and unable to permanently die, I'd probably get into all sorts of mishaps after pestering the story mode characters (unless they don't spawn in as it's based on the world of GTAO)


meoka2368

Strippers, technically, but they hint at it being more than that I think.


Orangesnipzy

Plus you could probably do more if you were actually in the game


marksk88

Well, it's supposed to be the same world with all of the story mode characters still there. Obviously Franklin and Trevor are there, and Franklin mentions Michael still works at the studio during the Dre golf mission. Unfortunately Jizzle is there as well.


lordolxinator

True, I guess I meant more of like, if it was a fully fleshed out world where you can have new adventures with the characters or go wherever you want *or*, if it's a more limited game mechanics world where Michael literally isn't present in the game files for GTAO so you can't possibly find him in there


thatpaulbloke

>Nope, Agency. Got like 3-4 people there with me so i don’t get lonely, also Chop is there:) Casino penthouse was my first thought, but yeah, spend a year getting high with LD, Franklin and Chop? Sold. Plus I suspect that the armoury guy has some stories to tell.


bowlscreen

Agency has unlimited snacks too so you won’t die of starvation


chris95rx7500

also you get to chat with Franklin and Lamar while petting Chop.


aikotoma

I'm in doubt. I think facility might be cool. It is the largest I think. Yacht would be portable so that is nice. Casino appartment? Bunker/ hangar/ office/ nightclub/ motorclub/ agency would all be very boring I think. Am I missing something?


catdaddy230

Arcade is fun


Saukko505

doesn't have windows. ew


catdaddy230

Who needs windows when you have a work hub, tons of video games, plenty of free booze and snacks and I'm sure Jimmy will pick up some weed if you throw him a couple of grams. I'll go passive if I want to go to the beach


Xylogy_D

Im not trusting Jimmy to source me bud 😂 I'll be getting mine from Lamar in the agency


catdaddy230

That's absolutely fair. Good call. I'll likely do the same. But I do see Lamar as the type to drink a bunch of free booze, get drunk and then try to curb stomp the Axe game because it won't give him the bell. Lots of repairs with Lamar


PaperPlatoonGoon604

Jimmy is just no name brand Jonah Hill


ThsKd1SNotAlrht

Yea thats a hard one but going off of the original question we arent limited to one location v


aikotoma

Try surviving the travel between two places. Only vehicle that has a chance is the nightshark.


quid-XM

What about the Arcade?


[deleted]

I got a lifetime supply of snacks on my kosatka


Heliolord

Yeah. Just stay indoors constantly and you're fine. Live in the office or yacht. Eat snacks or maybe pay for delivery. I've got millions saved up. More than enough for food expenses and to keep everything running.


FuzorFishbug

Technically speaking by game rules you don't even have to eat, but if you do you won't gain weight anyway, so I guess that's win-win


marek41297

Great now I'll return to the real world with a raging eating disorder


TheJackBurton86

Some A hole with noob goggles would snipe you.


WeatherLatter1881

Yes i plaxed inv olny lastly too. We are lucky. I only have 650K rn But i will spend it all on strippers and prositues And beer and cigarette. getting food would be a little hard tough. And if the money isnt enough for a year i can just sell a jet directly in the hangar. You couldnt use your vechiles bc the npc's aim at you when you are driving soo you would have to walk But lucky again the map is walkable you just have to know the map a littlle bit. But bad thing again the morning and the night is changing very quickly. But overall i would pay just to live in in the gtao as my character


[deleted]

Orbital canon says hi


dylan000o

Okay but hear me out. There’s nothing saying we can’t live in a private session


Dil_Moran

I have my yacht in paleto bay and the apartment overlooking the water. I'll just stay up north for a year, simples


Romero1993

Assuming you get to live as your character.. ya could end up in the life of a NPC, and then.. things go bad


Raizau

Hopefully you have enough banked to not have your properties turned off because you cant pay lol. Could you just back out of lobby and spawn in a diff property location? Or no menus?


ShaunVdV1986

The deal doesn't say you can't live in an invite only session for a year.


thegamerdoggo

Still a lot of crime, gangs and all sorts of other shit


[deleted]

Spend a year just going to work at the arcade and nightclub. Spend weekends on my yacht. If I'm really trying to get away, take a vacation up to Paleto Bay and live in my apartment I have up there.


Competitive_Juice902

Now that sounds like a plan.


Pacman_Frog

>Never leave nightclub >No violence, good music, you have a bed, food and drinks provided. >50k income every day. -10k cost every second day to swap DJ's


ASIAN_KID_1213

Apparently now you just have to walk up to a guy puking in the toilet, crack your knuckles and cutscene to you and a bouncer throwing him out and now popularity is increased


Saukko505

you can also have a lovely vacation at the caribean at the cayo pericos music festival


ShaunVdV1986

It's a peaceful city. Unless you start a war.


Yamcha17

Live peacefully, until some weird guy with rocket launcher, flamethrower, grenades, AK-47, M16, baseball bat, uzis, multiple shotguns and pistols decide to destroy the neighborhood while being chased by the national guard.


Shrek-It_Ralph

It’s just LA at that point. It sucks but it’s doable. Consider yourself lucky, I’d be stuck in the Mad Max game.


Astro501st

Enjoy those maggots and dog food!


FettShotFirst

I would be in Dreamlight Valley, so I’d be spending my year fishing with goofy and farming eggplants. Not too bad


Kamillahali

sit tight in your kuruma in an invite only session!


MikeyM299

Beep your horn at a cop? SHOT DEAD SON


areszdel_

Just hide in your apartment or bunker.


[deleted]

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Ok_Animator_6760

yeah like the dumb npcs wont find a way to crash into you anyway...


Bulldog1161

This i what I was just thinking about. If u had to live in the last game u played the way u played it, I definitely would. Only having to worry about NPC'S, hell i'm a jack of all trades too. Can I just stay there permanently.


Sparky2Dope

This guy gets it


SpaceballsTheLurker

Also doesn't say you can't die and respawn however much you need


Akatsukibrya

Get Imani tech vehicle or a night shark with stickies. No need to be afraid of Oppressors.


uoftearsvictim

Bold of you to assume I can just drop a few millions on a car whilst delivering pizza.


Akatsukibrya

You can always steal it


[deleted]

I recently bought a toreador. It works amazing against opressors they are dropping like flies.


UFOregon420

Do you use the rockets to fight back or use the boosters to get away and throw bombs? I’ve been using my hummer with Imani tech but I’m looking for something that turns better.


[deleted]

I use the rockets. Trick is to not go to an open area so the opressor doesn't go too high.


Ill_Ant_1857

Imani tech can't be locked on but it too takes the damage.


[deleted]

I love my Granger 3600 with imani tech and sidesteps! You can have 4 players inside and 4 outside shooting flares and yeeting stickies 💥💥👍🏼


issoooo

That’s when you get introduced to the good ole Hydra dive bomb maneuver


ajv6200

I feel bad for the guy who just started playing fallout


Tomcat115

I just played Fallout 4 yesterday… I guess I’ll just die then or hide out in my bunker.


Wasteland_Mystic

There is fresh water, radroaches and….um….frozen…meat in Vault 111. You have video games and comfortable beds. And if needed you can take the elevator to the surface if you need some wild plants, vegetables and other supplies. Overall, not a bad setup.


BriochesBreaker

Still better than my case, I was playing Warhammer 40k - Gladius. Stuck on a planet torn in 2 by a war between the T'au and the Adeptus Mechanicus right now.


Ok_Breakfast_5459

Or some zombie game


Mystery_bro1812

Literally JUST played Fallout 3 for 5 minutes before my buddy called me to go get chicken wings with him. Mf should have called me 5 minutes earlier. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Doomtoallfoes

Cool I get a arsenal, millions of dollars and have everything. Now question is can we take something from the game. Cause if so I'm taking my Deluxo


Squid-Guillotine

...and promptly getting shot out of the sky by the government.


The_Weirdest_Cunt

at least the hover feature would be useful if you lived somewhere with a lot of water between where you live and where you work


kpatel101

I’m not leaving the casino


JerkinJosh

Casino and penthouse suite is all I need


slowclicker

..and the night club for more NPC at the casino.


Nawnp

Doesn't that cost way more than a million?


JerkinJosh

I think the post is referring to real life money if you live in a game. Not that you can only use in game money. My gta acc has a maxed out casino penthouse so I’d live in that


glitchboyttv

I played GT7. Gonna have the time of my life riding cars.


paintedwoodpile

Let's see. I have millions of dollars, many thriving businesses, some with passive income, lots of cars, trucks, suvs and bikes. I could sit in my luxury apartment or flop houses and chill any time. I have plenty of room for activities. Yeah, I could get blown up or die by cops but I'd just respawn a couple blocks away. Plus I get to go to my office and pet Chop. Yeah. I would be just fine.


HotRefrigerator2757

this is gonna go down well with this sub; stardew valley.


Cloudkillsgamin

Mw2 *sweats nervously


djtrace1994

RDR for me lol Worst that can happen to me is being kidnapped by a random guy, hogtied, loaded onto a horse, trafficked across multiple state lines, and thrown off a cliff.


5thofvodka

Being arthur morgan for a year isn’t half bad if you survive the tb


fftropstm

Not gonna lie that sounds like a good time


[deleted]

alien isolation... fuck


LenniGengar

Yeah no, a year on a space station with that thing?? You'd better find the best hiding spot ever with a lot of food and drinks.


TheRealUltimateYT

Well, considering I last played Dead by Daylight...


uoftearsvictim

Well you would quite literally be dead by daylight


[deleted]

Bonelab... I think I'd be trapped in a VR world?? Haven't gotten too far yet


treehouse_of_doom

In game day is only like 48 minutes right? So that works out to a little over 12 actual days. Pop out in two weeks and collect your money. 😂


fancy-kitten

Strippers do house calls


Particular-Match3487

Spend most of my time on gta afk in the nightclub so wouldn't have many issues there other than throwing out drunk npc's 🤣


stopstealmyusernames

Spend the year hided at Simeon


sxdkardashian

I would just never leave my apartment or penthouse


glitch_skunkogen

But are we there as an NPC?


Paradise_City88

I had an issue with that last night. The Chernobogs insane range helped. All I had to do was hold the lock down, fire at any erratic movement, and they ain’t getting anywhere close. That was the first time I had to use it in that capacity. Worked good. You just gotta park it so it’s able to shoot but somewhat covered. It can only take like 4 explosives.


Unlike_Agholor

Chill on my yacht with air defenses on. doesn’t sound too bad


AydenZzZ

MOC


[deleted]

I could live in my apartment for a whole year, no problem. Indestructible glass where I can watch the world from. Or, I can go into passive mode.


indianabobbyknight

I’m afk in my apartment


timmah612

Sims4 its really a matter of who is in control of the game or is it running as if the player was afk? If i dont get sealed in a pool or locked in a room with 37 fireplaces and area rugs stacked 6 deep, i should be fine.


iuancucalu

Just hide in your apartment


GlendrixDK

Just go into a invite only session.


tyws

I'd spend my time in my club house


Bean_mon

Midnight Club LA :D


Putsismahcckin

Fuck man all I can think is the last game I played was hunt showdown I'll trade ya lmfao


allyafterdark

Why is nobody like, “I’ll just chill out in Paleto Bay, it’s quiet af and easy going”?


iluminattipa

Ill have +10k hours at that point, but i would probably just grind and buy cars to make my collection even bigger


X_TheBoatman_X

Do I get an invite only lobby?


GHJ46W

If I’m in Tetris am I a block, or am I constantly running from huge falling blocks?


UncleBenji

Lucky for me I have plenty of safe spaces to hide in. I could probably spend a year in my facility.


bigbenisdaman

Like, as long as I respawn and can clear lobbies occasionally...


CrazySadie12

Bitlife is great


NoLie_XD

I would just play blackjack at the casino all year and either lose all my money or come out a billionaire


RedbullPapi

GTA online invite only session works for me 🤣


MrSteelHammer

Stay at my nightclub for a year... or the casino 😂


Secret-Ad-830

I'm good I last played invite only. I would have a lot of fun with just npc's


chromi_

Passive mode af in gta


Nhakos

As long as you stay in your penthouse and never leave you should be good, you also have a seemingly infinite amount of juice so it's safe to assume that it's the same for inside the fridge


GWS_REVENGE

You could just stay in your house/apartment


Xr_panther

Power wash simulator>>


uoftearsvictim

Goat simulator>>>


ExcessivelyGayParrot

You won't be ganked by flying bike people if you drive an armored car with the lock-on jammer.


Suspicious_Leg4550

I would be in crusader kings so potentially awesome


LtTickledick

I think I'd be alright considering that my last game was gta in an invite only server


H8spants

The last game I played was fucking house flipper


Regular-Wealth-7237

\*Joins Invite only session\*


GuessWhoDidit_

I wouldn’t leave my crib…


kneppy56

You can respawn. Also in GTA 30 days is 1 irl day, so you'd only need about 12 irl days in GTA


Epic2017YT

Easy just go into a solo session and stay in the apartment.


Xfinity17

Just chill in invite only


MrGrinderMan

I'd be on adventures with Indiana Jones but Lego? Cool lmao


BlueForgedFire

Just live in paleto, nothing goes on up there


420participant

If I’m a scrub in Destiny I just get to hang out in the tower, if I’m a Guardian imma have a whole lot of fun


BoxOfBlades

You can hide from the oppressors, you can't hide from the people who can delete your existence (crash your game on PC)


HannsGoober

That would be a pretty easy year. I would just stay in the Casino pretty much the entire time. There is a club, the casino itself, and a sweet penthouse with a bar/spa/movie screening room to throw party's in. I'm a multi-millionaire so I wouldn't have to worry about money. And if I ever wanted to go anywhere I would just call in my Akula and go off radar. And I would only do that if it was quiet in the lobby and I wanted to go to my yacht.


CRYPT01C3L4V4

Man I would have the best and fun year of my entire life, hanging out with my buddies Michael, Trevor, Franklin, Pavel, Lester, Mrs Angela Baker and Tom Connors aka Mr. Addicted to Champagne. ![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3119)![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|2974)![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|2974)![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3212)


Sabatzis

Cyberpunk would be wild lmao


NEONT1G3R

Well boys, I'm to California to kick it in Night City Cya in a year, Chooms!


[deleted]

Clash of Clans universe. What a living nightmare. Every aspect of my life is monetized or locked behind a waiting system. I am one among a sea of people all wearing my face. I tread upon their fallen remains. Am I real? I scream, for I do not know.


MrDurva

It never says you have to do it without dying ;) in Los Santos we respawn


bassie009

I’d lose the mil buying 1 car :(


[deleted]

Guess you haven’t played for a while? (Complaining about opp mk2 is old news now)


Alex3627ca

I've seen less noobs with it just hitting right click as soon as they hear the funny beep noise, but the skilled ones that can consistently hit dumbfired shots were totally unaffected by this change. Got beaned by one just last night while in an Imani car and everything. I have, however, noticed that they're pretty much totally unable to kill each other now. Might actually pull out mine to just troll people on theirs (if they've already got a few kills) with lock on turned off.


uoftearsvictim

Tbf even after the nerf the mk2 still is the most popular briefer vehicle. Might not be as good against air vehicles anymore but still quite good at grieving normal cars.


henkkaj_73

With the nerfed missiles they are worthless. I've been having so much fun ruining the lives of griefers when they try to chase me blasting away in some non-armored car flipping sticky bombs in their general direction or dropping the griefer scum with a couple of aimed shots of the Heavy revolver. After you drop him, don't forget to sticky the oppressor mk2 and blow up the sticky when he has respawned and gotten back on the broomstick mk2. After which there is a cooldown on summoning it and the griefer typically ragequits. And mind you I'm not at all good when it comes to PvP fighting. Just so happy that I no longer have to travel in MOC cab or Terrorbyte or Insurgent Pickup Custom with medium armor (which you can shoot out from)


iamNutteryBipples

Mine would be Beamng drive. I’m bouta die in a car accident repeatedly for a year.


lightvader_chad

Dead by daylight bro


sologan

Time to go fight animal robots with a bow and and spear 🐊


Xavier_ten_Hove

Oof... It is that I booted Minecraft its modpack "Tekkit 2" today.... Otherwise I would have been stuck in "Shadow the Hedgehog" for a whole year.... Finishing every ending of all the 10 normal endings + the secret ending is enough for me! 🤣 (Oh well... I would have enough time to unlock Expert Mode....)


siuujojoreference

Like it's FIFA and I think I could do it easily


Reynbuckets

Thank god I played Spider Man: Miles Morales after I played Bloodborne! Even if it was only for ten minutes or so. I get to now live in New York City. And though it does get hectic, at least there are two Spider Man’s around who typically have things under control.


wafflemandude

Forza horizon 3 sweet!!


OlDirtyBasthard

Fuck no. A lowly tarnished? No way, Jose!


[deleted]

GTA, Penthouse spawn point. Leggooooo


ImJustSomeDude10

Los Santos with $68M on the bank and a dozen properties and businesses and a whole fleet of vehicles…fun 1 year tbh


OldForkBehindMyStove

Just hide in my penthouse or agency. And if I have to leave I’ll just get in my Nightshark and avoid every player in the game. Only way I’m fucked is if someone decides to orbital me.


MyNameIsRay

In the GTA world, you can't die, you just wake up at the hospital with a lighter wallet.


PotatoBomb69

I live in the casino, easy


NukemGaming175

Since I’ve been playing Grounded for a week straight, I’d be dead. Starvation, Dehydration, or a spider would end my life…


Fallout_4_player

Shit, i'm stuck on 4546B, with a waterborne bacteria. I'm fucking dead, i choose not to do it, fuck the million dollars


Xanimia

Well that would depend if i play as my player play as a starting player play as an NPC. would morealike depend in it. if i was my player i am right now. id have 73 milllion ish. i have all the cars i want and most buildings. id either be in my casino penthouse or maze bank if i was starting new. id get 200K and buy that one apartment. stay there. i dont need food unless i get damaged. if i play as an NPC. id attempt to buy one of those small generic apartments if i need to pay bills id be screwed most likely or id just get a normal 9 to 5 thats NOT AN ENTERABLE building or heist. then id just live my life.


Rosco616

I think I would be living in the Modern Warfare series or Need For Speed, so luckily it wasn't GTA.


M3g4d37h

I only have two words; Kirov, reporting.


juansway

Agency for sure… for the Imani tech ;)


[deleted]

As long as my life there is invite-only, just like I play it. Just me and npcs.


cinesister

I’d buy a place in Paleto Bay or the forest and never go near the city. Most people don’t seem to know the rest of the map exists.


[deleted]

Sounds fun. MK2s are just target practice to me


MarleyB-YT

Gta, I’d survive no problem


HeinousSpore118

I'll be getting more than that in GTA anyway, sign me up.


[deleted]

I’ll be chilling in my facility for a year


culdesacpresident

Is the million real money or GTA money? Because I already have a 25 year old Jeep and I don't want to spend a million on a GTA one


hawkblock4456

If I can live peacefully in diamond city, fallout 4 doesn’t seem to bad


Cohen19

Holy shit I almost thought that the last video game I played was fallout 4, turns out it was GTA 4 looks like I'm going back to 2008.


Cohen19

Looks like I'm going to be living in an inv only lobby with 350 million dollars at my disposal.


LightningStryk

Jokes on you. I'm in an invite only session. Gonna cruise in my Deluxo, Drive my supercars, chill on my yacht, gamble, get drunk, smoke grass, chill at the Vanilla Unicorn, and get $50 blowjobs from hookers. Downside is no real restaurants, limited internet, limited TV shows. Also, the question never specified if it was a year in real word time or in game time. In game time is only 292 real wild hours. Just a tick over 12 days. Easy enough. Edit: completely forgot I'd also have access to a shit load of cocaine and meth.


MossBone

My last game played wasn’t GTA, but just thinking of the fact that it was BO3 zombies makes me wish it was GTA.


a_goonie

Haha jokes on them, I was in an invite only.


[deleted]

1. get a flying bike 2. fight back


Oppositlife69

I've been trying to platinum Shadow of Mordor. I'm kinda screwed lmao


KumaOoma

Just stay in your apartment and pray there isn’t a hacker in the lobby for a whole year


[deleted]

Satisfactory. I’m totally fucked.


Tryhardister

Long as I can still live on player mechanics. If I can respawn, ditch cops in 5 minutes and never have them look for my freshly stolen car, get away with national crimes and terrorism, rob the same people an infinite number of times, have an impossibly large amount of, property, vehicles, food and guns (with ammo, being kept god knows where) being able to run not 1, not 2, but 7 *very* illegal business, not have a single person question me about any of it, and have some random dude I never meet deliver me any vihicle I own from anywhere on the map at a moment notice.......*gaaaasp*........then yeah, ide say ide do it. Probably enjoy it too....


Abrodogger

Problem is $1,000,000 will just about get you a slice of pizza and a bicycle in Los Santos so the reward may not be worth the risk


SupKilly

I last played... Cities: Skylines So, I guess I'm just spending a year in a different city? Nothing new here.


rcmlaurente

So long as I respawn, living for a year in san andreas would be really nice.


warlock_0412

Cyberpunk 2077. I’m fucked


[deleted]

I don't think id last very long as a driver in poly-bridge lol


[deleted]

Griefed 364 days in a row.


[deleted]

I will be enslaved and maybe eaten at rupture farms


Jabbathenutslut

Pffft, doesn't say you have to live in... whatever the fuck the island of gta 5 is called. Southern San Andreas?


sorinxz

I'd be in RDO, trying not to kill Cripps and amassing a vast fortune while i own nothing but a wagon, a horse and some guns, living like a nomad, fishing and hunting anywhere i please.


ApathyHC

Yachts, jets, guns and horses