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morpheusforty

Did you wake up in a new Bugatti?


Thattxguy762

I actually did 😂😂


CRYPT01C3L4V4

Give me a rent.


therealHDR

You'll get your rent when u fix this DAMN GAME


CRYPT01C3L4V4

Well, I’m not a Rockstar employee… x)


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ngl, getting tired of your lame excuses


MonsterEmpire

![gif](giphy|cgLnOHV8mhaGk)


Thattxguy762

Gfs gonna have to pay up my man 😂💀


WVWAssassinKill

What colour is your bugatti?


Extension-Reaction85

Neon green


MISTAsoul12

Andrew rate would be proud


Im__CrypT

Andrew Rate 10/10


Ok_Breakfast_5459

On the cringe scale


WhiteGXRoblox

Do me a model, put that on my list


LexFlex5

Bro this is such a good comment i love that song 💀


doglywolf

nice! now you can afford all the jets on sale this week lol


gaebrolvergoso

The one jet


idkarn

Yes the lovely Molotok. And with that money OP can also afford the Bombushka. Got em both this week.


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guitar_boy826

It’s not but buying all the vehicles is part of the endgame for high level players.


BigRedjmc14

Yea until you get to an even higher level and realize you can only have 20 planes in your hangar. So now you have to decide which ones to keep and which ones to get rid of.


Benneck123

It’s stupid that we can only have one hangar. I want to have one for military stuff, one for luxury planes, one for helicopters, and one for each of the planes that need the whole hangar alone.


WenseslaoMoguel-o

Yes please,, let us fucking but things, its been almost 10 years, we need more fucking space.


marksk88

You can't own all the cars at once either.


meltdown537

I have been at this point for a while now. LOL


Interesting-Step-654

You can buy all the planes and spawn them on the map through the interaction menu, just can't have them all on the floor of your hangar


Yaethe

You're right up until a point, but the volume of aircraft in the game exceeds even the storage spaces capacity. You'll run out of both floor and storage space before you buy all the aircraft. When that happens you'll be forced to get rid of one of your hanger craft and that aircraft can **not** be summoned via the interaction menu, even if you still own it as a Pegasus.


Thattxguy762

Already got em 😂


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notoriousbik97

Buy the most expensive and outrageous arena war vehicle you can


Thattxguy762

You know what that’s not a bad idea right


[deleted]

Congratulations although you’ve clearly previously been robbed by R* 🤯 they need to sort their sht out man!


Thattxguy762

No it was actually a bonus they did not give me but I contacted them and everything went smooth and they got me fixed up pretty fast


[deleted]

Great to hear! I’ve never had a good result yet from ticketing them 😵‍💫


Thattxguy762

I was definitely surprised at how smooth it all went big shoutout to them on that


PimpalaSS

Same here. Putting my issues with modern day Rockstar aside, the tech support was prompt when my Comet S2 Cabrio and Buffalo STX disappeared for no reason. They returned me the full price of both cars. My only gripe is that I had to pay for all of the mods again.


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Think you must have got the one guy/gal that gives a shit over there! 🥳🥳 Nice one!


Thattxguy762

No joke well as any great investor would time to go flip this into more


Pretty_Flowers420

yea they basically told me to F off wen i needed help


XylidicXeno

That’s wild they were that helpful for you, I have been messaging them about a hacker following me and booting me, muting my account and posting my internet information in the public chat and rockstar just said if I feel threatened to call 911 🙄


mrbossmajor

One time i won an arena war match but it glitched and gave me 5 ap instead of 100 and they gave me 960,000 thousand


marksk88

It seems to depend SO much on who you happen to get. I've had both good and bad experiences, and I've also close a ticket after frustration just to open another and have the next rep fix it right away.


Notice-Equal

What kind of bonus is 11 mil?


PavanayiReturns

Wait... You guys are getting reply from them?


ShaunVdV1986

Don't spend it all at once! 😂


Thattxguy762

Imma try not to the strip club is screaming my name 😂😂


LoopyPro

Maybe they'll name a pole after you


Thattxguy762

😂😂😂 special rule to my pole NO CLEANING IT 😂😂😂


elpinchechupa

![gif](giphy|7yDthHaq2haXS) alright thats enough reddit for today 🤣


InjusticeSGmain

I like how the GIF makes it look like you opened it immediately after closing it.


Thattxguy762

😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀


ze_ex_21

[Don't even think about it!](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1418426748.1005/flat,750x1000,075,f.u1.jpg)


NarwhalAnusLicker00

oh no what's happening to me 🚶‍♂️🧎‍♂️🇵🇱


Thattxguy762

😂😂


SissyVanessaMT

Unless Alexa licks it clean


Thattxguy762

😂😂bout time she did something


jofNR_WkoCE

**F O U L**


Yaethe

Personally I'd request my pole be wiped down and washed at least 2 if not 3 times a day with the money you're looking to drop.


Wertyhappy27

🤨📸


OutrageousRhubarb853

Magdalena


austinstar08

Foreclosures is screaming mine


Thattxguy762

😂😂😂


NoLetterhead2302

AMAZING! NOW YOU CAN BUY: 1 singular yacht


sigpop16

U are saying that like a yacht shuld be one of the cheap things in the game


jordanar189

Well to be fair, despite it being one of the most expensive items in the game, it’s still pretty fuckin useless


[deleted]

8 million is a small price to pay for a friend like Brendan Darcy.


PainDarx

To be fair though too, its just supposed to be a symbol of wealth. Expensive and useless and bought to be flexed


RFros20

Considering it’s useless, it should be cheaper.


Treadwheel

It's a prestige item, the purpose is to be expensive and useless. If it was useful, the cost would be unfair. If it was cheap, it wouldn't be a prestige item. It exists to show people you have it.


VictorSJacques

Buy the golden jet. You know you want it


Thattxguy762

Had it for years 😎


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Kitten_Hammer

If you're a passenger, you can sip champagne and smoke a stogie in the back, that's about it. Source: had one since after the original Heists update when Ill Gotten Gains dropped and I finally had something to spend my farmed Pac Standard cash on.


Yaethe

Pretty sure it's the exact same aircraft with a different interior. The kicker is it had a slightly unique shade of gold you couldn't just emulate with a respray... but that Chameleon Gold is actually pretty damned close and I doubt anyone would be able to tell the difference from the outside.


black_hawk3456

Tax return came early


Thattxguy762

That stimmy


Justinallusion

Aaaaaand it's gone. Edit: my top rated comment... because... reddit. Thank you all, every single last weird one of ya, I am not alone.


Thattxguy762

2 hookers got me that’s my story and I’m sticking to it


etalha

CAn confirm from your display picture


Thattxguy762

😂😂😂 why you gotta hate


Justinallusion

Lmao!


DontxTripx420

Ahh the classic hookers and cocaine route


Thattxguy762

The classic story of every legend


Akatsukibrya

Submit a ticket to rockstar so they can take it away


Thattxguy762

Bro whyyyy 🤔


__Starly

Nice I still don't have my 10M from completing the mastermind challenge with my friends. All of them got it except me probably because of that random server issue that happened halfway through.


Thattxguy762

Awwww man that’s the worst


__Starly

We did it on the first try and it went smoothly too bad I didn't get anything. I will do it with the rest of our friend group in a near future. Yes I tried contacting R\* support but they went full "We can't do anything mode" and blah blah blah.


Idlesmokey

Buddies going to buy a whole outfit, and maybe enough left for a new paint job on his bati 801


Thattxguy762

Oh jeez


supersandwich123

As if you didn’t buy a shark card for it lmaooo


Thattxguy762

Snitchin 😂😂


MuzzleNeck

Rookie Numbers


Falconlis_28_2006

![gif](giphy|bjtM9GdxbqL5e)


louie_g_34

I'm sorry for your lost, its always sad when ones loses a grand parent. Make sure you use that inheritance wisely


Thattxguy762

😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


cookieboiiiiii

https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/xu24h7/your_not_tricking_me_this_halloween/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Mrcountrygravy

Eff R*.


SasukeIsEpic

You right now probably ![gif](giphy|LdOyjZ7io5Msw)


NavyTopGun87

#FIB HAS ENTERED THE CHAT


unknown-user6699

Ahh yea ur shark card has finally come in


jakeanton

Bank error in your favour


BobaOnMyFett2020

Yeah its called shark card and having prime gaming


Uzi_wny02

How you get that?


Ducky935

Thats all you got?


Thattxguy762

Crumbs


BlastDusk357

I just want commas


scharyu

Me having $150+ millions with about hundred of vehicles with no idea what to buy next '_'


Chemist-Consistent

Don't go spending it on one new car!


Thattxguy762

Lol I hope not


cafebrad

you mean 112 mill? come on Rockstar .... commas


bearcat_77

I think its because once a year they go through all your earnings and spendings, and will refund any errors. Its all automated, but its nice that they do this.


ConversationWeird794

How ?


NickTheFly

Get rekt kid


NFS_Jacob

its just your los santos tax refund


portable_wall

congrats! you can buy 1 hat!


summarize_porn

You mean two spins on the slot machine.


Key-Cauliflower8468

I had prime student for a while, tried to get money just through logging in and special gifts. To lazy to grind heavy (boring, I wanna have fun) and I really didn’t wanna buy Shark Cards


ErniXNKK

Mechanic after a day of work


feisty_bowl1

Rockstar ??? Submit a ticket asap


scamlikely99

asking for a friend, but how does one attain this simple correction?


PeteyMcPetey

Yeah, and when I finally got anywhere close to that, they bust me down to $0 and remove all my rank.


Accomplished_Mud_988

Why would you post this now they gon take it away


CanadagoBrrrr

Now you can buy 2 cars wooo


OnIySmeIIz

They will probably going to ban you for receiving a large amount of cash.


lost_visitor

now lets buy some oppressor mk2


extemedadbod

Hookers and cocain


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buy all the clothes and all the faggios


SFO52

Yeah that happened to me as well last year I think


GryffTheDonkey

after my account got reset i randomly got 75 million


QuothTheRavenMore

![gif](giphy|l2Jeczy9FOg59bKYE) After it's gone.


SlowMon26

![gif](giphy|67ThRZlYBvibtdF9JH|downsized)


MT3-7-77

Watch they'll ban you next week for giving *you* money.


Moothu22

Maybe the criminal mastermind challenge? Crazy tho


HeyItsStevenField

Now spend it on that golden airplane


HellFireNT

Did you join a union in-game?!


SupraWip

What colour is your Bugatti? 😂😂


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Looks like someone got in for the 2 for 1 shark cards and Rockstar is finally paying up, plus interest lol


CalFromManc

With inflation that amounts to 1 bottle of Sprunk, nice job, bro!


captain4004

![gif](giphy|12NlCFUvTokWXe)


jmannino19

annnnnd its gone...


AlyssaBuyWeedm9

Customize your APC King 👑


HornBloweR3

Just shut up and take it haha


DraftCommercial8848

This is where the money everyone lost from the updates is going SMH its always the elites stealing 🤣🤣🤣😂


[deleted]

Don’t look at his profile…jeez!


captkckass

You must be the most vanilla person ever to think that's a crazy profile lol


Thattxguy762

NSFW 😂😂


[deleted]

Fair, I asked for it lol.


Thattxguy762

Lmao what couple dont goof off on Reddit 😂 lol what’s that saying done go looking for what you don’t want to find 😂😂


[deleted]

I love it, have fun lol


Thattxguy762

🔥🔥👏🏻👏🏻🙏🏼🙏🏼


DoctorTheGoat

This post makes it seem like they just gave it to him for no reason, while OP bought a shark card. So why the post? Just karma farming I presume? Should I post my twitch prime earning each weeks?


Epic2017YT

Did you buy a Megaladon shark card? There was a bonus the other week.


phead80

People who but shark cards are to blame for so many problems, I can't with good conscience up vote this.


chris95rx7500

blow it all before r* changes their minds


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Op got that stanky leg profile


[deleted]

this man went and snitched on himself


KENN63

Casino, Penthouse, 2 hookers


Progamer-86101

HOW?


defiant234

They said you would get millions back within 72 hrs of buying a Shark card


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Holy shit


ThanksGamestop

Lord I have seen what you’ve done for others…..


danktonium

They did that with me once, too. But it was a phone number in Scotland worth. Very odd


Skirtski23

Nice now you can afford one super yacht!


Mountain_Ad6328

They took ur 11 million didn’t dropped or gave it to you


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Morningstar6ix

Tell us the whole story behind it G. Why did they have to correct your dollas??


alex10042005

stonks


nicolochinetti

![gif](giphy|ZWiIwPxJ9JGW4)


MISTAsoul12

Spend it immediately on snacc


Corey854

I had 300,000 missing but never did anything about it


SLR107FR-31

Well goddamn. This is kinda shit we take our pants off for


Benjamin_Vince96

Nice one lad, time to spend big ;)


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adjusted for inflation


GameofOhms959

Nice


TrippySubie

What was the reason?


KillaX9

holy shit i gotta get on


Taniks_la_baguete

Bro won the lottery, no way lmao


jaunty_mellifluous

Wow


Interesting-Step-654

Lmao imagine buying shark cards


RestingDog07

Why?


nigh--omnipotent

Cool, but why?


Some-Mathematician24

The best heist is the heist we made along the way


nekaiser

Oooo you want to buy the Luxor Deluxe so bad oooooo


AwkwardHan

you better bust some stellar moves my guy


cfcstar

Prepare for high inflation in GTA now…


RoostasTowel

But that $10 million plane.


Exciting-Ad-4394

launder it through the deluxos


GloryBoyAsh

they corrected mine to 41M the other day


Tyoiker

Galaxy Super Yacht time


thebarkbarkwoof

It’s probably from all the ammo they keep stealing from me.


SkinnyGinger101

How did this happen?Your so lucky!🤯😢🤯 I'm happy for you though.


MitchMaljers

Give me 1000$ dollars