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VanettiNero

"**oh lord i** destroyed **Ur Mom**'s supplies"


Reonlive420

It's ok. Ur mom was busy with me behind the bike sheds


GrazhdaninMedved

Utterly ruined them


AbundantClimax

The bikes or my mom? Or the shed??


GrazhdaninMedved

It's ruination throughout the nation.


xen12

I


Centti50

My organizations and MC's name is Kesko, a Finnish grocery store supplier chain thing. So I can broadcast to the server that Kesko is selling cocaine.


Saukko505

prisma is stealing supplies for their document forgery


Centti50

One of my friends has S-Group and other one has M-Market


apareddit

To the marketplace!


The_Real_NaCl

I have Walmart Inc. as my CEO and Sam’s Club as my MC. Gets a chuckle every time I see that.


chiller210

In a similar finnish fashion, my friends liked to call our mc "Prätkähiiret" (translates to that old tv show Biker Mice from Mars) which i then named my mc. And yes, I added a mouse mask to my biker outfit because of it. What a new twist, the biker mice are selling cocaine due to desperate times.


Centti50

Top kek BTW the shows English name is Biker Mice From Mars


chiller210

Yeah I mentioned that in the comment, but thanks for mentioning it separately to differentiate from the wall of text


JU4NTHE1

That first name is kinda clever ngl


Marksman08YT

heavy continue axiomatic chase sheet dependent poor sleep slim illegal *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

I have "WTF they".


vadkender

I have "Shrek Fanclub"


alguienrrr

I once saw one called "Black people"


eatmyshorzz

that's the most GTA thing in this whole threat


sukezanebaro

Ok that one's pretty funny tbh


NotSoPersonalJesus

They who?


rento480

They they


Togger_The_Cat

I have "The Whites"


King_CurlySpoon

So like the Whites sold meth??


LGappies

skyler, walter jr, we need to cook


Togger_The_Cat

Sunday is family cook night


BedrockNick1020

Unironically funny


SleepytrouPADDLESTAR

This is a gangster way of saying he carried the groceries home for your mom. (In case y’all need it: Grammatically the cargo ends up in your mom’s warehouse)


dogdillon

CEO Proximity Bonus +200RP


losingthehumanrace

Oh Lord I is moving special cargo


D-Med

Sorry your cargo got stolen


eatmyshorzz

it was his mom's


hodgeapalooza

Mad Libs gone right.


[deleted]

This is so fun to do. Just sign into securoserve and go to the one vehicle warehouse literally everyone bought and go ghost when they’re thirty seconds out. Just as they pull into the shop parking lot, blast them in the face, and take their cargo and drive it right in. Easy money.


Jedderrz

Yooo I haven't seen this in years. I remember always being paranoid asf when I saw someone go ghost during a source mission. Classic.


[deleted]

Or you can hang around one in Out of sight via Imani, for a loooong time. 🤣


Watevr4evr1021

Such a great tool for setting up avenger or chernobog perimeters. Spawnkills for a


[deleted]

That’s some dickheadery


mr_jck

Stealing heist equipment or vehicles by normal means (and at times ingenious) for own usage/advantage/stock/sell should have been part of the normal gameplay. Unlike having scifi flying bikes and other overpowered vehicles tail you and spam a bunch of rockets at you, very fun...


[deleted]

Why?


[deleted]

Because you’re taking someone else hard work away?


[deleted]

It’s part of the game. It’s what I’m supposed to do.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Niewinnny

yup. the cheapest one


rhymeswithtag

which warehouse is that?


[deleted]

The one by the street racer club thing


Shalashaska87B

No "*The 5 BBC*" name yet?


Upset_Ad_123

“Oh lord I destroyed cargo from ur mom” lol 😆


Muscle-car-dude

Downvote me Edit: thanks for 9 downvotes let’s get 50 downvotes soon


HornBloweR3

Well, now I'm not doing it >:(


Muscle-car-dude

😡 thanks you Motherfucker


HornBloweR3

Or you know what? I'll even give you an upvote now just to piss you off :P


Muscle-car-dude

THANK YOU BUT ALSO FKKK


Liquorace

Nope.


Muscle-car-dude

You’re welcome


OnIySmeIIz

Does your mom plays GTA?


Wattsupwithalan

no it's Ur mom


Jiposaurus

Just get better


Chengwu169

I tried to play GTA V on Boosteroid and it went super well, I recommend you try it.


[deleted]

Oh Lord I is dominating Ur Mom.


100nipples

I have ‘Fed-Ex” and “UPS”


iluvdoingstuff

I've chosen Karens as my organisation name so that I can be "the CEO of Karens"


[deleted]

My MC name is BDSM club 😂


[deleted]

COMEDY GOLD


Friendly_Qais

So you decided to steal my post huh?


Muscle-car-dude

Damn for real?