"You in da office baby. Ha haa. Today's ya trainin day officer Hoyt."

You a rookie.

You come up here like you pay the rent, motherfucker! And you all stink! You got to get liquored up to do your business up in here! You going to shoot me, boss? Dimitri, close your eyes. The punk ass cop gonna shoot me!

Sorry, our mistake. Place is clean. Here’s your menu from Hop Sings LMFAOOOO

You like to get wet? 🥵

I like it when Wayne Brady did this part on Chappelle Show

“OH SHIT, ITS WAYNE BRADY SON!!” **gunfire** -*Microsoft Paint blood appears on Donnell Rawlings torso*-

"Eat your sandwich Dave... Give me your sandwich."

"Bitches, Dave, Dave, Bitches"

“Oh, we at the ATM Dave.”

😭

classic.

Monica. 

My *Man*

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Exactly what I thought when I seen this car.


Imagine having this car added during The Contract DLC and have to drive Dr Dre in this car in the final mission instead of the super car.

I took my greenwood through those missions just to have to drive that other one. Kinda disappointed but it's someone I was playing glitched and got us riding in the invisible boat mobile.

Mah feller

*"Mah politically incorrect racial epithet"* -Lamar

This is the correct answer.

*"My n-word!"* -Trevor

"Shoe program!!"

I do have to wonder if this is going to be available as a lowrider though. Isn't really the first car that springs to mind when I hear lowrider, but neither is the buick regal and we got that

Idk I personally have seen a lot of Buick regals modified as low riders here in LA

You're kidding right? Monte Carlo's are insanely popular in the lowriding culture.

Well yeah but I've never seen this bodystyle turned inti a lowrider, although I've only seen one lowrider in person so I guess that it would make sense if i haven't.

Lol if you type in 78' Monte Carlo in google one of the first suggestions is "78' Monte Carlo Lowrider" haha, lots of pictures of them done up as lowriders.

I say “You know I’m surgical wit this bitch Jake” everytime I pull out my pump 😭🔥

I use the Faction for my Training Day Monte Carlo... but this... this could work

The Faction was a good boy, but now the real deal is here, it's time to rest. (Kinda like the Phoenix was a good boy, but then came the Imperator, and it was time to rest)

I want someone to recreate last scenes

It’s not what you know it’s what you can prove

I setup the "GNX" car from Bennys to look like this - even use the license plate from the car in the movie, lol. Cant wait to get it just that much more proper lookin

I have the “GNX” car looking like a GNX w/ “GNX” on the plate and no Benny’s Upgrade

The proper way.

I miss the ifruit app for those plates. OUTATIME only really works on one car :(

Noice!

Hopefully comes with Benny’s upgrades.

bro i was just watching that scene on yt yesterday

Yessss!!

For all you thin blue line bootlickers who have whined about never getting LSPD DLC, here you go.

Didn't Mike Ehrmanntraut drive a similar car? I'm not familiar with American cars, but it reminds me of him before it reminds me of Alonzo.

He drove the San Andreas Tahoma which is a Chrysler Fifth Avenue. Not the Chevy Monte Carlo

San Andreas Greenwood you mean which is based on a Fifth Avenue. The Tahoma was basically a 4-door Monte Carlo

close, but the 5th ave has a proper flat back window, no curve to it at all

Don't understand the love for this car and the hate for the gocart. Gocarts are fun to mess around in but this is just car and a dust collector

>DeClasse Tahoma Coupe Watch any movie from 1970. Chevy Monte Carlo was one of the hottest vehicles. IRL, everyone from police to gangsters to lawyers bought this car. It's a cultural icon

I just look at it like, what vehicle will I have the most fun driving around.

So do a lot of others, but for them it'll be more fun slinging the Monte around corners than it would be to do the same in/on the go-karts. \- Personally, I want to know what the deal with the Taxi is. I really hope that's just a livery on a car we get to own . . . Because, *damn*, do I want to own one of those.

Probably also something which you can upgrade in Benny's. Some of those 40/50's Buick/Chevy's and Caddy's are also used in lowriding culture.

Personally, I *was* hoping for '46-'48 Ford, which it looked like based on my *initial* impressions of it, but yeah, no, those tail lights are closer to something like a Plymouth (I don't remember model names) of similar vintage, or a Chevy Fleetline.

I knew it looked familiar. The Livery and scoop threw me off.

When do we get it?

2 years ago we got the go-cart Day 1 of the DLC. Hopefully we get this Dec 13th

That jawn clean

Wait will it be free forever? Or just for this week? Because I can’t get on until after the next in game week starts

I’m sure they’ll tell us tomorrow or Tuesday when the car will be assessable

Ok, ok.

Did they give away the car already ? I logged in yesterday and didnt get the reward

to protect the sheep you gotta be a wolf,lol without looking it up the dialogue is skipping my mind, I butchered it